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SANTAS GONE WILD!

Santas attacked! Santas fight back!

Posted by Tim B. on 12/18/2005 at 06:48 AM

  1. Hmmm, starts with an ‘L’ and ends in ebananese?

    Posted by Nic on 2005 12 18 at 08:02 AM • permalink

  2. 100 times,pimf

    Posted by Nic on 2005 12 18 at 08:03 AM • permalink

  3. Heh. They wanted to protest the commercialisation of Christmas. So to bring back the true Christmas message they

    “threw beer bottles and urinated on cars from an overpass”.

    Posted by Melanie on 2005 12 18 at 08:28 AM • permalink

  4. When police asked witnesses to describe the offender they were told “he had a big fake silver beard, a big beer gut and he was wearing a red jumpsuit several sizes to small. He also nicked all the in the fridge and left us with a 10 billion dollar deficit.” I hope they don’t put up an arrest warrant for Kim Beazley.

    Posted by cjblair on 2005 12 18 at 08:31 AM • permalink

  5. See Santarchy.

    Posted by J F Beck on 2005 12 18 at 08:55 AM • permalink

  6. @5 J.F Beck - I think this must be a breakaway group.

    1. The annual Santacons are not anti-Christmas or anti-commercialism protest events. Really, it’s just a bunch of santas getting together to have a good time.

    2. We do not condone or encourage any kind of vandalism or violence at a Santacon event. Our santas do not destroy property, steal merchandise, harm others or scare children.

    Posted by Melanie on 2005 12 18 at 09:24 AM • permalink

  7. According to ABC News:

    The New Zealand Herald reports some of the Santas threw beer bottles, one tried to climb the mooring rope of a cruise ship and a security guard was punched during the fracas.

    The newspaper says the event organiser, Alex Dyer, had warned the antics would only stop when someone was arrested.

    It links the incident to “Santarchy”.

    Santarchy (http://www.santarchy.com) records protests going back around 10 years in the United States, with participants marking Christmas in anti-commercial manner involving street theatre, pranks and public drunkenness.

    Posted by J F Beck on 2005 12 18 at 09:31 AM • permalink

  8. Those Kiwis really know how to live.

    Posted by Olrence on 2005 12 18 at 09:52 AM • permalink

  9. Didn’t Disney World have a Mickey Mouse gone bad incident recently?  Swearing at the kids or something.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2005 12 18 at 09:58 AM • permalink

  10. What the hell is going on down there?

    Posted by beautifulatrocities on 2005 12 18 at 10:03 AM • permalink

  11. The New Zealand debacle was an accident.  They mistakenly ordered their eggnog from Sandoz Laboratories.

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2005 12 18 at 12:58 PM • permalink

  12. That’s just… wrong.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 12 18 at 01:12 PM • permalink

  13. The word “protester” is now asked to do double duty: it refers not only to freedom seekers in Lebanon, etc, but also to these human wastebaskets and to the moonbats protesting global warming, etc etc etc.

    Clearly we need a new word for one activity or the other.

    Posted by zeppenwolf on 2005 12 18 at 01:49 PM • permalink

  14. Let’s see: put on Santa suit. Go to liquor store. Steal beer and piss on manager. Go to park, drink beer. Get good and drunk. Go out into streets. Break things and piss on people. Climb rope to cruise ship. Get busted. Get released. Beat up security guards who called police. Piss on security guards who called police. Go home and get more drunker. Talk about how you changed the world made your voices heard. Piss on one another. Pass out.

    Oh, the protest. Yeah. Yeah. Lesee, it was about, ermm, the commercialisation of, aaaaaahhmm… pissing… something… smashinnngmmm… dunno…

    Posted by ekw on 2005 12 18 at 03:10 PM • permalink

  15. It’s a big mistake to mess with Santa and his helpers; those black belts aren’t just for show. Most are experts in the martial arts school of “the thrashing antlers of the reindeer”, and the disembowlment defense is lethal.

    Posted by paco on 2005 12 18 at 03:35 PM • permalink

  16. I’ll bet they were ninjas

    Posted by JayC on 2005 12 18 at 04:08 PM • permalink

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