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“SADAN SHOUD NOT HAS BEEN KILL”

Popular geopolitical commentator Puce turns up in comments at ABC (US) News:

I JUST WANT TO SAY IF NOT THIS ALL MAKE UP BY AMERICA TO SHOW THE REST OF THE COWNTRIES-WHEN AMERICA SAYS SOMETHING THEY ARE GONNA DO THEY WILL DO IT AND TO SHOW THEY HAVE THE POWER, AND THAT, IS WHAT ALL WE WANT.I JUST WONDERY WHY AMERICA GOT INTO IRAQ IF THEY WHERE LOOKING FOR BIN LADE AND NUCLEAR WIPONS-NITHER OF THEM WHER IN THERE-.WHY HE DIDN’T LET THE COWNTRY TO DESAIT WHAT TO DO WITH THEIRS PRESIDENT ANSTEA HE MR HASAN HAS A TRIAL WITH PEOPLE WHO AMERICA PUT IN FOR.SADAN SHOUD NOT HAS BEEN KILL JUST BECAUSE AMERICA WANT PETROLIO AND WITH IT POWER AND WITH POWER THEY CAN GET WHATEVER THEY WANT SO START TO OPEN OURS EYES AND SEE WHAT AMERICA IS DOING AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE IS GONNA BE TO LATER WHEN WE WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

Yes. I couldn’t agree more. Especially about “petrolio”.

Posted by Tim B. on 01/01/2007 at 11:41 PM

  1. No blood for petrolio!!

    Posted by rinardman on 2007 01 01 at 11:47 PM • permalink

  2. All your cowntries are belong to us! hahahaha!

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 01 01 at 11:48 PM • permalink

  3. Sounds like Kangarooistan on usenet, but even he spells better than this guy.

    Posted by AlburyShifton on 2007 01 02 at 12:01 AM • permalink

  4. I’m a little “wondery”, myself, about the real author of this screed. Fisk? Lowenstein? Terry Lane?

    Posted by paco on 2007 01 02 at 12:02 AM • permalink

  5. Where are fabilous cowntries located? Izzat where cows come made? What petrolio to do with it?

    Posted by ElectronPower on 2007 01 02 at 12:07 AM • permalink

  6. This guy has weading and witing pwoblems. Elmer Fudd does better. But it is amazing how ill informed people can be. Pwobably part of the MTV generwation.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 01 02 at 12:12 AM • permalink

  7. I got a headache from trying to read that crap.

    Posted by kcbiskit on 2007 01 02 at 12:14 AM • permalink

  8. Puce has done us a favour by pointing out just how completely ‘Iraq was all about oil’ has otherwise vanished from the playlist of lefty talking points.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 01 02 at 12:14 AM • permalink

  9. “My cornholio needs petrolio!!”

    Beavis, 1995

    Posted by David Crawford on 2007 01 02 at 12:14 AM • permalink

  10. Is he a proofreader at The Age?

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 01 02 at 12:23 AM • permalink

  11. Margo’s triumphant comeback!

    Posted by Ian Deans on 2007 01 02 at 12:24 AM • permalink

  12. sms texting in the dark will destroy this cowntry

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 01 02 at 12:25 AM • permalink

  13. That is the most coherent argument put forth by a lefty I have yet had the pleasure to read.

    It is a flawless argument delivered in terms that scream for recognition.

    It has left my most fundamental assumptions reeling in shock. I must retire for some deep thought as I feel I am on the verge of a conversion to moonbattery.

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 01 02 at 12:26 AM • permalink

  14. I agree with Puce in one aspect.

    I feel terrible for this ‘Sadan’ person who has been the victim of mistaken identitiy. Sadan should not have been executed.

    ACQUIT SADAN!
    FREE SADAN’s CORPSE!

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 01 02 at 12:31 AM • permalink

  15. Another proud graduate of Outcomes Based Education.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 02 at 12:31 AM • permalink

  16. and next week we learn our lower case letters.

    Posted by Merlin on 2007 01 02 at 12:33 AM • permalink

  17. Please keep this bookmarked as it will be Terry Lanes next irrefutable, fully researched source.

    Posted by curious george on 2007 01 02 at 12:40 AM • permalink

  18. I AM THE GREAT PETROLIO! I NEED BP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!!

    /Beavis off

    Posted by Ed Driscoll on 2007 01 02 at 12:46 AM • permalink

  19. Mr Puke Puce is obviously Bob Ellis’s ghost writer. Almost identical style….

    Posted by Bonmot on 2007 01 02 at 12:49 AM • permalink

  20. This is obviously a Zionist plot to make Moslems look silly.  Notice no mention of “Joos”.

    Posted by gerschor on 2007 01 02 at 12:57 AM • permalink

  21. For more perspective on “Sadan”, Mr. Puce might apprise himself of this interview from Middle East Quarterly originally published in 1995. It is with a former Ba’ath Party official and reminds us of why “Sadan” used to considered yucky and mean by the Left.

    (h/t NRO’s The Corner)

    Posted by JDB on 2007 01 02 at 01:00 AM • permalink

  22. I don’t know if anyone beat me to this but…

    I doffs me cap to the great Infidel Tiger for 1000 posts.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 01 02 at 01:53 AM • permalink

  23. “That is the most coherent argument put forth by a lefty I have yet had the pleasure to read.”

    What do you expect from quasi-sentient beings?

    I mean these are the same fuckers who invented communism.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 01 02 at 02:07 AM • permalink

  24. #4 paco

    I’m a little “wondery”, myself, about the real author of this screed. Fisk? Lowenstein? Terry Lane?

    Wondery? Wondery indeed.

    OK, which one of you wiseacres is responsible for this? Fess up.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 01 02 at 02:27 AM • permalink

  25. Oh my gawwwd! I just read the comments at Treacher’s.

    I think I cracked a rib from laughing.

    =^O

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 01 02 at 02:36 AM • permalink

  26. I’m way over-educated, I think. I saw “petrolio” and immediately thought “Petrucchio”.

    O happy day!

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 01 02 at 02:48 AM • permalink

  27. I wonder if the Leftards will be saddened by this bad news. I know I feel very sorry for her and her family.

    Posted by curious george on 2007 01 02 at 02:57 AM • permalink

  28. A new twist from the Guardian :

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,1981081,00.html

    “Was Saddam’s death dignified?”

    If the Lefties can’t abolish the death penalty maybe they’ll try to give it a
    bit of pizzaz…..

    Scenes from a cell just prior
    to the final walk :

    “NO! NO! NO! Saddie you must pinch your
    bum as you walk….you’re ruining
    the cut of the trousers….AND PUT
    DOWN THAT TOAST!! DO YOU WANT TO GET
    FAT???!!! Let me see you walk again…
    remember you’ll have two strong men
    on your arms….super…wish it were
    me…..and Mince…..NOT FOOD! WALK
    with a mince….that’s it…WHAT DO
    YOU MEAN YOU WOULDN’T BE CAUGHT
    DEAD….....”

    Posted by Mike 101 on 2007 01 02 at 03:16 AM • permalink

  29. #26 - How curious, a bogan familiar with Shakespeare. Wonders will never cease!

    Posted by Ian Deans on 2007 01 02 at 03:18 AM • permalink

  30. O/T but here are four extremely interesting videos.

    The first is an interview with the woman who got sacked from a teaching position at a UK Church of England school for wearing a veil.

    The other three are of a speech given by Brigitte Gabriel on what it was like to grow up as a Christian in southern Lebanon back in the 70s.

    Go watch.

    via Dissecting Leftism

    Posted by Janice on 2007 01 02 at 03:51 AM • permalink

  31. It appears his caps lock is stuck.  I blame George Bush.

    Posted by bondo on 2007 01 02 at 04:46 AM • permalink

  32. o/t the incoherent rant by puke got me thinking about the australian’s letter page and one correspondent there in particular- the loathesome marilyn.

    does anyone else think it could be a nom de keyboard of margo kingston?

    it’s a pretty long shot but consider the evidence- the same turgid prose style,illogicality,pathological hatred of the jooooos and john howard,and extreme moral relativism we’ve come to expect from the hatchett faced hyena.

    plus margo would seem to have a lot of spare time these days , just like marilyn

    any thoughts?

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 01 02 at 05:15 AM • permalink

  33. 32- Hey now! Puce has ‘special needs’. Go easy eh?

    Posted by Squiffy on 2007 01 02 at 05:34 AM • permalink

  34. #32, it’s Marilyn Shephard - the well-known human shield and complete looney. Google will turn up many, many bizarre rants since she has a lot of time on her hands.

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2007 01 02 at 05:58 AM • permalink

  35. thanks artvandelay- that question’s been nagging at me for a couple of weeks

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 01 02 at 06:07 AM • permalink

  36. The man with the broken caps-lock key makes a good point.  We only invaded Iraq because we wanted to have bin lade.  We should have invaded the red light district in the Netherlands instead.  EVERYBODY would have bin lade by now.

    Posted by blogagog on 2007 01 02 at 06:45 AM • permalink

  37. Stand by for the forthcoming feature film:
    “Weekend At Sadani’s”
    Synopsis - a bunch of fun-loving guys are setting out for a weekend of weapons training, IED making and free-ranging indoctrination of nubie jihadis. Their plans are thwarted by the sudden death of their godfather, but rather than let it spoil the party, they carry on as if it hasn’t happened!
    More fun than a niqab party sleepover.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 01 02 at 06:59 AM • permalink

  38. A Comedy of Errors.

    Dramatis Personae:

    Petrolio - a young gentleman
    Taliban - a savage and deformed slave
    Duke of Halliburton - father to Petrolio
    Peachblossom - a human shield
    Pretensio - a journalist
    Nilknarf - Countess of Brackistan. In love with Petrolio
    Blair - a bellows-mender

    Posted by JonathanH on 2007 01 02 at 07:39 AM • permalink

  39. “Weekend At Sadani’s”
    Synopsis - a bunch of fun-loving guys are setting out for a weekend of weapons training, IED making and free-ranging indoctrination of nubie jihadis. Their plans are thwarted by the sudden death of their godfather, but rather than let it spoil the party, they carry on as if it hasn’t happened!
    More fun than a niqab party sleepover.

    Posted by blogstrop

    Cast : the entire Middle East.

    Posted by Mike_W on 2007 01 02 at 07:42 AM • permalink

  40. “SHOUTING” IN A POST BY USING ALL UPPER-CASE IS A SURE SIGN OF MENTAL SICKNESS.

    oops, caps lock was on.

    Posted by Brett_McS on 2007 01 02 at 08:21 AM • permalink

  41. Borat has a brother.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 01 02 at 08:23 AM • permalink

  42. I’ve posted this before (last week) - but it was at the end of a thread. It is a post on Yahoo, and is equivalent in accuracy and precision of the Iraq post, but is about global warming, earthquakes and giant squid. I don’t add this to sneer at - but I have a theory that society is dumbing down - and Yahoo boards really reinforce this.

    “and with the amount of movement in the plates in the pacific, the ring of fire” indonesia andsomalia and those countries are feeling the impact on a monthly basis, with the ocean warming up and the land mass moving earthquakes etc are abound. this all adds to the tetonic disruption and the changes equate to not being good.
    the ring of fire in the pacific will eventually cause mass eathequakes like the san andreas fault line and then the earth just may settle to next “age”.
    the fact that the movie is already here about the perfect “10 ” earthquake and what it could possibly do and the seperation of the continents back to the original land masses.
    with the warming of the ocean bed from the tetonic movement you will see more deep sea living animals(giant squid etc) evolve to be able to handle the warmer oceans.
    with friction you have the heat and heat disperses upwards doesnt it ?
    im just stunned because since kimil jong tested his nuke there has been several earthquakes and movemnets in the plates to set off underwater earthquakes to flood bandaaceh and indo and somalia etc again . this area is affecting us as well with the water currents and the warmer water moving to our shores.”

    .

    Posted by boxofmatches on 2007 01 02 at 09:16 AM • permalink

  43. I miss Puce.  But he misspelled “clowntries”.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 01 02 at 11:43 AM • permalink

  44. Is PETROLIO NEting like Olio, cuz I taught we stopped using dat in da 80s.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2007 01 02 at 12:11 PM • permalink

  45. AND WITH POWER THEY CAN GET WHATEVER THEY WANT

    Now that we’ve invaded and gotten the petrolio, where’s my BMW convertible and ski in, ski out vacation home?

    Posted by Patricia on 2007 01 02 at 12:23 PM • permalink

  46. Yeah, where’s my cheap oil that was promised?

    Posted by Kathy from Austin on 2007 01 02 at 12:25 PM • permalink

  47. I hate Jim Treacher.

    Posted by ushie on 2007 01 02 at 12:51 PM • permalink

  48. I think it horrible that Hussein was killed and all those poor unfortunately souls are locked up in Guantanemo.  It is a horible horrible thing.  So horrible, I can find no words other than horrible.

    My solution is that Guardian readers should all take in a Gitmo prisoner.

    Posted by Room 237 on 2007 01 02 at 01:07 PM • permalink

  49. Interesting idea, #28.

    Queer Eye for the Dead Guy?  I smell reality show millions.

    Posted by Secundus on 2007 01 02 at 01:23 PM • permalink

  50. Sheet! The ABC comments are hilarious.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2007 01 02 at 01:40 PM • permalink

  51. Puce speak troof at powur!

    Posted by Latino on 2007 01 02 at 04:10 PM • permalink

  52. I have no problem with “No blood for oil” stickers…

    ...as long as the buggers get out and walk.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 01 02 at 04:53 PM • permalink

  53. mass earthquakes like the san andreas fault line

    I just knew it was Andrea’s fault.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2007 01 02 at 07:30 PM • permalink

  54. Nonsense! They just blame me because they fear me and suppose I have power over the earth itself. Well, I do, but when I do an earthquake I do it proper.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 01 02 at 07:43 PM • permalink

  55. That’s Saint Andrea’s Fault line. You should make his house fall on him for such a blas-femi.

    Tomorrow we’re all going on our Hogde to stack rocks at the sacred places where Saint Andrea’s Fault likes to knock things over.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 01 02 at 07:50 PM • permalink

  56. >Nonsense! They just blame me because they fear me and suppose I have power over the earth itself. Well, I do, but when I do an earthquake I do it proper.

    I just blame the Jews and Haliburton.  They are really behind everything.

    Posted by Room 237 on 2007 01 02 at 08:00 PM • permalink

  57. Aaaah! The stupidity is leaping off the page and burrowing into my brain!

    Posted by Tungsten Monk on 2007 01 02 at 08:11 PM • permalink

  58. Are you guys sure that this isn’t just a right wing scam of some sort to make leftards look stupid?

    Has anyone seen paco and puce in the same room?

    Posted by trainer on 2007 01 02 at 09:01 PM • permalink

  59. #58, trainer:

    Wow, never noticed that. Never seen you and puce together either.

    You wouldn’t be trying to throw the dogs off by hooking a red herring to someone else’s belt, would you?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 01 02 at 09:05 PM • permalink

  60. Ya know, I’ve never seen me in the same room with puce, paco, or Grimmy.  You might be on to something.  Hang on, I’ll look around.

    Nope.

    Wow, that’s spooky.

    Posted by trainer on 2007 01 02 at 09:08 PM • permalink

  61. Nah, that’s a puce wanna-be.  No mention of FAT STUPAT AMERCRANCH, nothing about GORG BUSK KILL IRAK BABIE, it’s a clumsy forgery.

    Hey, where’s Mary Mapes and Bill Burkett these days?

    Oh, forget it, it can’t be them either - they surely would not have left off a reference to GORG BUSK.  And it would have been a screenshot of puce’s blog circa 1971.

    Gotta be a disinformation campaign by wronwright.  Probably targeted at Cindy Sheehan - watch for her to start “quoting” puce.

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 01 02 at 10:07 PM • permalink

  62. And no CLICK. It’s not Puce without CLICK.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 01 02 at 10:10 PM • permalink

  63. Im new to this puce thing. What’s the CLICK reference?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 01 02 at 10:31 PM • permalink

  64. Here, Grimmy.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 01 02 at 11:01 PM • permalink

  65. #60: Y’know, I’ve never even see me in the same room with me. Now that’s spooky.

    Posted by paco on 2007 01 02 at 11:16 PM • permalink

  66. And no CLICK. It’s not Puce without CLICK.

    Soemtim lost ov CLICK

    NOOOOOOOO CLICK

    no Clock country, darectinles, nowhat

    noplace as hoem noplace as hoem noplace as hoem

    CLICK CLICK CLICK

    halp

    libary ladie comng ovar

    There can only be one PUCE. CLICK

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 01 03 at 01:40 AM • permalink

  67. Isn’t puce one of those colors that are only visible to women and gay men?

    Not sayin, just sayin, no what I’m sayin?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 01 03 at 02:03 AM • permalink

  68. I thought Puce was an invention of Treacher. What’s funny is all the comments, likely serious, that seem to imitate Puce.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2007 01 03 at 09:47 AM • permalink

  69. Poor Conor has probably realised that the profession of journalist is rapidly losing its cachet and he may find himself a mere reporter.
    What’s the difference?
    Reporters do the who, what, when and how.
    Journalists engage in a bit of channelling for the why.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 01 04 at 05:35 AM • permalink

  70. Dammit wrong thread

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 01 04 at 05:36 AM • permalink

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