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RUDD SPEAKS

Imagine this fellow as Australia’s Prime Minister. Kinda prissy, ain’t he?

Posted by Tim B. on 12/02/2006 at 10:21 AM
  1. Some observations from an outsider:

    Kevin Rudd kind of looks like David McCallum.

    He likes to repeat himself a lot.

    He’s fond of the term “bucketload”.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 12 02 at 10:44 AM • permalink

  2. Sounds like he has been reading Webdiary.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 12 02 at 10:48 AM • permalink

  3. Second link is coming up as a Tripod advert jpeg, Tim. (For me, anyway).

    At the genius hand of EvilPundit, however, the Womble is <a href=“http://photos1.blogger.com/img/125/1404/400/swat-womble-by-evilpundit.jpg”>!

    Posted by C.L. on 2006 12 02 at 11:02 AM • permalink

  4. Second link is coming up as a Tripod advert jpeg, Tim. (For me, anyway).

    At the genius hand of EvilPundit, however, the Womble is anything but prissy!

    Posted by C.L. on 2006 12 02 at 11:02 AM • permalink

  5. D’oh.

    Posted by C.L. on 2006 12 02 at 11:03 AM • permalink

  6. #1 - Yeah, he loves those bucketloads, doesn’t he?

    He seems like the rich fella who speaks in a Old English accent but drops the word ‘mate’ into sentences uncomfortably in order to seem like ‘one of the people’.

    Also loved the emphasis on team….so much of a team that only one of them speaks.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2006 12 02 at 11:23 AM • permalink

  7. #4: C.L.  I’ve been looking closely at that snap for quite a while and I can only see one Womble. It’s got a long snout, tiny little mouth and eyeglasses on its face and its helmet.

    Hey, is this one of those “find all the cute little camouflaged animals” puzzles? Okay, I’ll keep looking.

    Posted by splice on 2006 12 02 at 11:57 AM • permalink

  8. One more observation from an outsider:

    He’s also fond of the term “reaching a f**k in the road”.

    Posted by ElectronPower on 2006 12 02 at 12:33 PM • permalink

  9. Underwhelming vision.

    Posted by boxofmatches on 2006 12 02 at 02:35 PM • permalink

  10. It frightens me to think that the first full term PM to come from Queensland is a total mincer.

    Posted by murph on 2006 12 02 at 03:03 PM • permalink

  11. A terrifying prospect for the electorate. But little Kevvie won’t last long. Gillard will stab him in the back. You’ll see.

    Posted by Gravelly on 2006 12 02 at 04:22 PM • permalink

  12. On a more important topic, what about the effort by Collingwood, no, not the football team!

    Posted by Rafe on 2006 12 02 at 06:04 PM • permalink

  13. Apparently he has the reputation for flying off the handle a bit. Is this MarkII Latham I ask myself? Is this an early Christmas gift from Karl Rove to John Howard maybe?

    Whatever the reason it appears that there are fun times ahead.

    Posted by rbresca on 2006 12 02 at 06:04 PM • permalink

  14. I’m quite sure Rudd rehearses EVERYTHING he utters even when he tells his colleagues he’s off to take a leak.

    Miss Prissy? Well….Yeeahus.

    http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Prissy/ltpr_001.wav

    Posted by Spag_oz on 2006 12 02 at 06:18 PM • permalink

  15. Deputy leader ALP positions are traditionally decided on who has the worst teeth.

    Posted by boxofmatches on 2006 12 02 at 06:26 PM • permalink

  16. #15 - After seeing the picture of her in yesterday’s Oz, I’d say Jenny Macklin’s got it. And how!

    Posted by Ian Deans on 2006 12 02 at 06:31 PM • permalink

  17. Rudd is by far the best leader the ALP can produce.

    Which is a sad indictment of the party, isn’t it?

    Posted by Zoe Brain on 2006 12 02 at 06:32 PM • permalink

  18. #8, just another meaningless metaphor to use when you don’t really want to say anything.  It could mean something if he said, “Australia reached a fork in the road when we allowed large numbers of muslim migrants refugee status”...

    Posted by anthony_r on 2006 12 02 at 07:13 PM • permalink

  19. Noticed some interesting body language from the dream teams’ Saturday walkabout.  Every time he spoke to a punter, she would look at him. Anytime she spoke to a punter, he would only look at them, not her.  One of them looked like they were on a date, the other, working the crowd.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2006 12 02 at 07:18 PM • permalink

  20. #19, Rudd’s the bitch in that relationship, just wait and see.

    How come all the lefties who mocked Howard as being ‘Little Johnny’ and Downer for being an effete wus are silent about Rudd who has both characteristics?

    Posted by Nic on 2006 12 02 at 08:11 PM • permalink

  21. Krudd seems to sum him up.

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2006 12 02 at 08:53 PM • permalink

  22. A lot of people will not forget that when Howard and Downer stood firm with the US and Israel in the UN over Israel’s right to defend itself against terrorists, especially after the International Court of Justice officially ruled that the only rights the Jews have are to shut and die,  Rudd would have wimped like a Frenchman.

    I haven’t.

    Rudd’s inclination [was] to abstain from the UN General Assembly’s vote on Israel’s security barrier last July ...

    Posted by geoff on 2006 12 02 at 09:25 PM • permalink

  23. Several points:

    Can’t quite see Labor’s heartland warming to a guy who looks like one of the Tracy family.

    If you say you’ve got a “bucketload of energy” (three times), then it’s probably a good strategy to more animated than a puppet.

    The term “new vision” implies something new. These two bring a freshness to the ALP like Mike Moore brings slim and hygenic to the cause of gun control.

    Posted by Hanyu on 2006 12 02 at 09:29 PM • permalink

  24. Watched Weekend Sunrise (not normal for me: usually still asleep) and heard Rudd speak of the Howard/Costello battle 6 months ago being forgotten now and then he said ‘and so will we.’ Things are really looking up.

    Posted by Justin on 2006 12 02 at 09:35 PM • permalink

  25. The ALP’s problem is not the flower-heads, it’s the roots.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2006 12 02 at 10:02 PM • permalink

  26. I am personally not sure whether or not it is wise for the ALP to back Rudd or Beazley.

    However, one thing I do know is that it is always a good idea to listen carefully to the sheilvoyants - and then do the opposite.

    Sheilvoyant Quiggin is saying:

    “I’m backing Rudd and Gillard to win in Monday’s leadership ballot both in the sense that I think they will win and in the sense that I think they should win…I don’t see any reason Labor should suffer much damage from a change, assuming the losers retire gracefully.”

    Latte leftie letter writers to Fairfax newspapers have also backed every losing political cause you can think of over the last decade.

    This is (to paraphrase) what one had to say yesterday:  “all my friends are Howard-haters and we all believe that Rudd should lead the ALP.”

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 12 02 at 10:54 PM • permalink

  27. #25

    Damn…I had nearly forgotten about Gareth Evans and Cheryl Kernot, before you reminded me.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 12 02 at 10:55 PM • permalink

  28. #21
    Dud, thud, Fudd ... seems to sum him up.
    Glenn Milne on Insiders was indicating that Gillard was using the charisma bypassee as she didn’t quite have the no.s yet.

    Posted by egg_ on 2006 12 02 at 11:20 PM • permalink

  29. He has the kind of head that demands to be punched.I bet he copped plenty at school.You’d probably think twice before you snotted Gillard though,she looks like she’s got balls.

    Posted by Lew on 2006 12 02 at 11:31 PM • permalink

  30. All you guys comparing Kevin Rudd to a pixie or Harry Potter or one of the Tracy family are missing the point . . . .

    He’s really Doctor Zee.

    Posted by Young and Free on 2006 12 03 at 12:57 AM • permalink

  31. oh happy happy joy joy - rudd the dud on our televisions pursing his lips in that censorious way & speaking down to us all. and julia gillard, like a fishwife on mogadon, droning on & on & on & on & on. they’ll do our heads in to the point where we all need mentalcare gold

    a forward thinking potter has already made a figurine of la gillard

    Posted by KK on 2006 12 03 at 01:33 AM • permalink

  32. The 5 words you do not want to hear from Rudd if you are in the ALP.

    HE HAS MY FULL SUPPORT

    Posted by curious george on 2006 12 03 at 01:35 AM • permalink

  33. Apparently the polls in tomorrow’s Fairfax papers show a landslide to Beasley (56% of primary vote), and just a tad worse for Rudd.

    Am I dreaming and woken up in cloud cuckoo land? Have the Australian people lost their collective mind?

    Posted by Bonmot on 2006 12 03 at 04:00 AM • permalink

  34. #33, no, they’re Fairfax polls and they’re usually out by 5%. The last newspoll was ALP 51 - Coalition 49.

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2006 12 03 at 05:10 AM • permalink

  35. #26 MMaid:

    Well, that seals it, Beazley’s gonna pull through.

    Posted by PW on 2006 12 03 at 06:32 AM • permalink

  36. Rudd: “Fresh ideas, a fresh vision, and a bucket load of ....”

    Please fill in the blank at your own discretion.

    Posted by Dminor on 2006 12 03 at 06:53 AM • permalink

  37. It appears that the Australian Labour Party suffers from the same conceit as the Canadian Liberal party.

    The next election will surely be the most important for the Labour Party, but for the country? There seems to be the same confusion of party with country.

    And is he hinting at constituional changes? Another Canadian sickness.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 12 03 at 09:06 AM • permalink

  38. first kraft came for vegemite, recently private equity firms have targeted coles and now it appears those funsters at the lancet have taken over ac nielsen- when will this foreign buyout of oz end?

    on a more serious note if krudd takes over from ol’ easybeat can we expect a more serious investigation into the heine affair?- given his position in the goss government at the time rudd must have been up to his neck in it.

    one of my lecturers at uni (lee duffield) was press secretary to goss and when asked about the heine thing said they did nothing wrong they were just naive- apparently a cabinet full of lawyers didnt realise there was anything wrong with the wholesale shredding of documents sub judice

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2006 12 03 at 09:44 AM • permalink

  39. didnt realise there was anything wrong with the wholesale shredding of documents sub judice
    You have to be careful what documents you shred and what witnesses you disappear.
    Just the key ones!

    Posted by blogstrop on 2006 12 03 at 04:08 PM • permalink

  40. Kevin Rudd kind of looks like David McCallum.

    And David McCallum was never a leading man.  I’m just saying…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 12 03 at 05:49 PM • permalink

  41. Australians have a long history of electing hobbits as prime minister. From this guy to this guy. So in this regard, Rudd clearly has an advantage over Beazley.

    Posted by Zoidberg on 2006 12 03 at 07:19 PM • permalink

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