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Saddam’s death sentence has poor old Robert Fisk all in a muddle:

Of course, it couldn’t happen to a better man. Nor a worse. It couldn’t be a more just verdict - nor a more hypocritical one.

Give it to us straight, Bob! We can take it!

We can’t mention Abu Ghraib these days ...

You just did. In fact, “Abu Ghraib” has been mentioned in various press outlets 3,570 times since October 27.

...because we have followed Saddam’s trail of shame into the very same institution. And so by hanging this awful man, we hope - don’t we? - to look better than him, to remind Iraqis that life is better now than it was under Saddam. Only so ghastly is the hell-disaster that we have inflicted upon Iraq that we cannot even say that.

More mentioning of the unmentionable. Fisk is on fire.

If Saddam’s immorality and wickedness are to be the yardstick against which all our iniquities are judged, what does that say about us? We only sexually abused prisoners and killed a few of them and murdered some suspects and carried out a few rapes and illegally invaded a country which cost Iraq a mere 600,000 lives ...

Fisk finally gets around to citing Lancet’s wild estimate. Which should prompt his editors to ask: “Robert, dear chap, how is it that you, the greatest Middle East correspondent of all time, somehow missed the deaths of some half-a-million people? Hmmm?”

"Allahu Akbar,” the awful man shouted - God is greater. No surprise there. He it was who insisted these words should be inscribed upon the Iraqi flag, the same flag which now hangs over the palace of the government that has condemned him after a trial at which the former Iraqi mass murderer was formally forbidden from describing his relationship with Donald Rumsfeld, now George Bush’s Secretary of Defence. Remember that handshake?

How could we forget? That handshake proves everything!

Little wonder, then, that Iraqi officials claimed last week the Americans had been urging them to sentence Saddam before the mid-term US elections.

Actually, according to political genius Chris Matthews, Saddam’s sentencing will help the Democrats. Nice try, Rethuglicans!

Anyone who said the verdict was designed to help the Republicans, Tony Snow, the White House spokesman, blurted out yesterday, must be “smoking rope”. Well, Tony, that rather depends on what kind of rope it might be.

Excuse me, but what does that grievous attempt at a Steyn-like retort even mean? Back among the sane, Florida Cracker rounds up Iraqi blogger reaction and says of Saddam:

He’s sad, he’s mad, and he’ll probably want some Cheetos. His angry crunches will echo throughout the cellblock.

And thus is provided the only memorable line from this entire Fisk-poisoned post. Thank you, FC.

Posted by Tim B. on 11/06/2006 at 03:37 AM
  1. Maybe Fisk can loan Sadam his satin bag to use as a blindfold.

    Posted by Bonmot on 2006 11 06 at 04:13 AM • permalink

  2. Any chance Fisk tops himself in a fit of anguished pique? One can only hope.

    Posted by CB on 2006 11 06 at 04:42 AM • permalink

  3. I seriously expected at least a tiny sliver of hell breaking loose when the verdict was announced in Baghdad. So far, I’ve heard a few Hoorahs! and then it pretty much went back to business as usual. It will be interesting to see the local reaction while he twists in the wind.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 11 06 at 05:13 AM • permalink

  4. Using Lancet’s math that probably equates to around 100 former dictators sentenced to hang.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2006 11 06 at 05:20 AM • permalink

  5. Texas Bob, the Iraqis living in Australia were celebrating in the streets last night. Local media seemed somewhat perplexed and had send someone to Tirkrit to find someone who was unhappy with the verdict.

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2006 11 06 at 06:15 AM • permalink

  6. Remember that handshake?
    The left/democrat/peacenik brigades love to lecture on the subject of diplomacy vs. war. I see no future for diplomacy if handshakes are to be reserved for the very few leaders who you might still want to know after they have left (or been thrown out of) office.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2006 11 06 at 06:33 AM • permalink

  7. blogstrop, that’s because they like pristine.  Pristine earth, pristine war, pristine diplomacy.  No one should ever get their hands dirty.

    Posted by ushie on 2006 11 06 at 06:44 AM • permalink

  8. Also, no future for Kosovo-type interventions, which clearly involve nasty intolerable things like “occupation” and “casualties”.
    Certainly didn’t elicit any gratitude from the schizoid victim/thug muslims.
    I can hear Milosovic laughing from beyond the grave.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2006 11 06 at 07:04 AM • permalink

  9. An online poll at The Age has 65% of respondents saying that Saddam should not be hung.

    I wonder what the vote would be if the subject were Booooooo$$$$h?

    Posted by murph on 2006 11 06 at 09:07 AM • permalink

  10. The most entertaining part of the Saddam hanging would be if one of his acolytes like Fisk was there to watch it, and became so agonized that he’d storm up to the suspended Saddam and clutched his legs in despair.

    Posted by PW on 2006 11 06 at 09:08 AM • permalink

  11. By hanging this awful man, we hope—nothing more—to be rid of him forever. Period.

    Posted by SoberHT on 2006 11 06 at 09:36 AM • permalink

  12. Actually, Mr. Fisk, more than the handshake, I remember the photo of Jacques Chirac and Saddam in the nuke plant that France sold him.

    Posted by rbj1 on 2006 11 06 at 09:50 AM • permalink

  13. ALl in a muddle also is Guy Rundall on Crikey who is labor-ing under the delusion that the one lonely token “right wing Philip Adams” programme Counterpoint, needs examination for bias…
    Sadly,this is a moderate,jazz infested cakewalk of a programme which has NEVER managed to innoculate me against the dreaded Phat -who does the other 3 nights.
    Notice Crikey barrister Fariss was slapped down hard by SBS resident dragon Alison someone for daring to complain of his last minute cancelled invitation to INSITE with La Brockey.After honestly declaring his right wingedness and submitting his blog and his views for examination with an SBS staffer-who said he would be a great participant -the day before,he was cancelled.Could it have been all those references to the communistas at sbs AND ABC. O SBS ya SOOOOOOOOOO fickle.

    Posted by crash on 2006 11 06 at 09:53 AM • permalink

  14. Foley Huck! We should’a known… Fisk futter is a smart feller!

    [/spoonerisms]

    Posted by splice on 2006 11 06 at 10:11 AM • permalink

  15. Speaking of Huck Foley… where is the old goat?

    Posted by splice on 2006 11 06 at 10:12 AM • permalink

  16. It never ceases to amaze me how Robert Fisk - this hapless schlemiel, this myopic geopolitical tourist, this occasional impersonator of satin handbags - could stumble around the Middle East for years, not only getting everything so thoroughly wrong, but avoiding getting his head shot off (or cut off). He is a specimen of sheer boobery let loose in a hostile environment, who not only manages to survive, but to maintain gainful employment churning out astoundingly ill-informed reportage. It’s all rather as if Ernie Pyle had gone to Europe and sent back dispatches chatting up the virtues of the Nazi high command, and comparing Roosevelt, to his disadvantage, with Hitler. Fisk, no doubt, thinks he is following in the footsteps of Burton and Lawrence; but with his unerring instinct for “getting it wrong”, he has, instead, blundered off along Duranty’s trail. He is an Evely Waugh character come to life, and will make great fodder for the imaginative genius of some future comic novelist.

    Posted by paco on 2006 11 06 at 10:17 AM • permalink

  17. "Evelyn”, that is.

    Posted by paco on 2006 11 06 at 10:18 AM • permalink

  18. Did anyone else here in Oz watch Lateline - Mr Jones was trying very hard to get Christopher Hitchens to say that somehow the US manipulated the Saddam verdict to come out just before the mid-term elctions

    Hitchens was emphatic - no in his opinion, for the Republicans it would have been better coming out on Wednesday - in light of the violence expected after the verdict

    There was also mention of Fisk but I think I lost concentration there

    Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 11 06 at 10:38 AM • permalink

  19. And speaking of Mark Steyn:

    SADDAM TO SWING
    By rights, the death sentence passed on this evil man ought to be bigger news this weekend than whether an obscure evangelical pastor had sex with a gay prostitute. But, in these fevered days before this week’s US elections, the media are too busy insisting the Republicans are doomed to notice stories that underline how important the Iraq invasion was. The local judges, by the way, have done a better job than Slobo’s international eminences in the Hague - a point I anticipated in this column from The Irish Times three years ago. As Mrs Thatcher remarked after British troops re-took the island of South Georgia from the Argies, “Rejoice, rejoice!”

    [From his page 2, where past columns are featured.]

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 11 06 at 10:43 AM • permalink

  20. This rope smoking thing, is that something Tracee Hutchison is likely to engage in?

    Posted by PW on 2006 11 06 at 02:58 PM • permalink

  21. Of course, it couldn’t happen to a better man. Nor a worse. It couldn’t be a more just verdict - nor a more hypocritical one.

    Offhand, I can’t think of any better men it’s happened to, but I can certainly think of a worse, more hypocritical one.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 11 06 at 03:13 PM • permalink

  22. I guess this makes Robert Fisk a rope a dope!

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 11 06 at 03:44 PM • permalink

  23. "So America’s one-time ally...”

    The Fisktard strikes again, opening up with the usual pack o’ lies, of which the above is a prime example.  Iraq was NEVER an American ally, and has been, except for a very brief period in the 1980s, a bitter enemy of the United States.  This has been the usual state of affairs ever since the 1960s, when Iraq broke off diplomatic relations with the United States.  As a matter of fact, Fisktard, we’ve actually been fighting the nasty old Baathists for the last 16 years.  Perhaps, you’ve been out of town (or more likely off planet) and didn’t get the word?

    If you want to castigate nations for being pals with the Baathists, then take it up with your socialist swine friends in France, Russia or China.  They’ve always been good buds with the Baathists, and fell all over themselves trying to stop us from kicking the crap out of Hussein & Co. (luckily, without success).

    You’re an idiot Fisk, also a liar.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 06 at 07:42 PM • permalink

  24. Rope, noose, hemp, smoking… I know there is a joke there somewhere, but it would take Iowahawk to parse it out.

    As for Saddam, if we put him in, it made our obligation to remove him all the more powerful, to quote “Hitch the Snitch.”

    Posted by moptop on 2006 11 06 at 08:04 PM • permalink

  25. Looks like Fisky’s been hitting the hemp pretty hard. 

    Again.

    Posted by Achillea on 2006 11 06 at 11:28 PM • permalink

  26. "Allahu Akbar,” the awful man shouted - God is greater. No surprise there. He it was who insisted these words should be inscribed upon the Iraqi flag

    Hang on, Fisky. Isn’t the Correct Line that Saddam bravely ran a secular state that executed any Islamists, and so protected the whole world before 2003??

    Oh, I forget that Fisky has NO ‘correct line’, ever.
    He was sooo wrong on them Dead I-raqis too.
    He claimed ‘only’ 150,000 eighteen months ago.  Back to the Baghdad Morgues!

    Posted by Barrie on 2006 11 07 at 12:36 AM • permalink

  27. Paco -Fisk is a wrong way Harrigan without the good intentions..

    Posted by crash on 2006 11 07 at 05:02 AM • permalink

  28. Oftentimes when I am in the salty snack aisle I think of Saddam.  Would he like Sun Chips? Too healthy, I think.  Kettle chips?  Too greasy. Funyuns, I decide.  Saddam would like Funyuns.

    Posted by Donnah on 2006 11 08 at 06:01 AM • permalink

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