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RIOTERS RIOTING

It’s car-b-q time again:

Rioting broke in one of Paris’s tinder box suburban housing estates last night after two young boys were killed when their moped collided with a police car.

Molotov cocktails were thrown, and cars and plastic bins set on fire ... One police station was set alight and another, in a neighbouring suburb, was ransacked after youths threw cocktails, and set bins alight and upturned cars.

The rioters are described as ... well, just “rioters”, although Presbyterianism is suspected. According to one witness, certain national stereotypes were observed:

“There were four police cars here, but they’ve retreated. They were charged by the rioters. Some rioters are climbing up to electric cables to try and break them and put the whole district into darkness.”

Darkness? Hey, they’re taking action against global warming! Probably to carbon-offset all that burning.

UPDATE. Further to earlier non-appearance miscreant news, here’s a tale of complete identification. By the SMH, of all people.

Posted by Tim B. on 11/26/2007 at 08:48 AM
  1. How can something built almost entirely out of low grade concrete be a tinderbox?

    And you thought Australian journalists were hyperbolic.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 26 at 08:59 AM • permalink

  2. When I read the first line I thought it might have been expat Aussie ALP supporters celebrating in their over-the-top manner….

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 26 at 08:59 AM • permalink

  3. They are preparing for trouble here in Lyon/Villeurbanne tonight, too. Lots of police on the streets especially around the train and metro stations. No more than the normal number of army personnel about the place by my reckoning but the black mini-vans (think A-Team style) are parked in groups of three and four at the main shopping centre in Lyon and the big metro station in Villeurbanne. Nothing has happened (or even might happen) yet but the local and national cops are at the ready just in case. The locals don’t need much of an excuse to get started.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 26 at 09:16 AM • permalink

  4. Presbyterianism?  Hmmm, my wife is a Presbyterian.  So is my mother-in-law.  I’m sleeping with a loaded pistol under my pillow.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 11 26 at 09:16 AM • permalink

  5. Someone forgot to put out the trash?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 26 at 09:19 AM • permalink

  6. Perhaps it was global warming that caused the fuel tanks to spontaneously ignite.

    And the cops actually hit a pair of polar bears fleeing melting ice floes in the arctic on a stolen skidoo.

    Just another black media episode to apportion blame on harmless Presbos.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 26 at 09:20 AM • permalink

  7. Obviously the Presbyterians were just waiting for an excuse, and all they could come up with was two idiots who ran their moped into a police car.  Pretty lame, if you ask me.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 11 26 at 10:11 AM • permalink

  8. With Sarkozy in charge, (I hope) I’d watch that rioting if I were you. It seems that if you really piss him off and it could be bad news.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 26 at 10:28 AM • permalink

  9. climbing up to electric cables

    Not a smart idea; I think that’s what started last year’s riot, what with the electricity being anti-Presbyterian and frying a couple of youths.

    Posted by bobpence on 2007 11 26 at 10:31 AM • permalink

  10. Apparently, the French really know how to celebrate diversity.

    In my little town we had our annual Christmas parade. Santa proceeded down the main drag past the two hindu owned quiki marts in a fire truck,throwing candy to all the multicolored kiddies (52 percent black, 40 percent white, and around 8 percent a mix of pleasant tan colors.)Instead of car burning we had fireworks. After the festivities we had supper at the local Chinese restaurant.
    What can we learn from the sophisticated Europeans in the year 2007 ? In my opinion , not a g#ddam thing.

    Of course, we’re just ignorant hicks from the heart of the violent, gun toting , redneck south.

    Posted by greene on 2007 11 26 at 10:31 AM • permalink

  11. Are we sure that the Presbyterians weren’t just celebrating Rudd’s victory by “throwing another shrimp on the carbie?”

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 26 at 11:50 AM • permalink

  12. I believe the “tinderbox” line was referring to the residents, who tend to burst into flame without much warning or cause.

    A couple of snipers with starlight scopes would cut down on that quite a lot.

    Posted by mojo on 2007 11 26 at 11:57 AM • permalink

  13. Hmmmm.

    Frankly I’m amazed the French put up with this stuff.

    IMO were I in charge in France I’d ship in about 50,000 body bags and stack them in public.  Then let the rioters know in no uncertain terms that any more nonsense and those body bags would be filled with former rioters.

    Posted by memomachine on 2007 11 26 at 01:00 PM • permalink

  14. After last night’s deaths, residents in Tolinette said cars were being burnt out, with police fleeing the scene.

    Perhaps they need to send the Legion in.

    Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 11 26 at 07:03 PM • permalink

  15. Just let the truffle farmers loose on them. Its time to feed the hawgs!

    Posted by ChrisPer on 2007 11 26 at 07:46 PM • permalink

  16. Radical youthists I’ll bet.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2007 11 26 at 08:20 PM • permalink

  17. #14 with Police fleeing the scene.  The French have always been surrender monkeys.  Nothing new here.

    Posted by Cashew on 2007 11 26 at 09:48 PM • permalink

  18. Habib #1
    “Hypergolic”

    Cheers

    Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 11 26 at 10:35 PM • permalink

  19. Second day of this particular riot and the ABC seems reluctant to fully inform

    Riots have flared for a second night in flashpoint suburbs north of Paris, despite the launch of a judicial probe into the deaths of two teens that sparked the violence.

    Some 100 angry youthscrouching behind trash cans in Villiers-le-Bel, 20 kilometres north of the French capital, hurled objects at 160 riot police who responded with rubber bullets and teargas.

    Oh wait , a clue in the last line of the article ‘Omar Sehhouli, brother of one of the victims’

    Not Presbyterians after all.

    Riots Flare For Second Night

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 26 at 11:01 PM • permalink

  20. >Perhaps it was global warming that caused the fuel tanks to spontaneously ignite

    Actually Habib, global warming is shortening winters (so short in France the winter now ends in Falls).  Hence car-b-que season comes earlier each year.

    Posted by Room 237 on 2007 11 27 at 01:17 AM • permalink

  21. You are on a roll today, Tim Blair. All of the posts have been very funny!

    Posted by viz on 2007 11 27 at 01:24 AM • permalink

  22. From the SMH report of the attack in Sydney:
    “...Police believe the three armed men were white or European in appearance and aged in their early 20s.”

    It would be reasonable to assume in future, that in a report of an attack or assault of this kind in the SMH, the perpetrators are of ‘Middle Eastern appearance’ unless stated otherwise.

    Posted by chrisgo on 2007 11 27 at 01:25 AM • permalink

  23. ..including the town’s police chief, who was beaten in the face when he tried to negotiate with the rioters

    “Laying Down The Law” french style.

    Posted by Arty on 2007 11 27 at 08:58 AM • permalink

  24. #19: the International Herald Tribune describes the areas as “edgy suburbs”.

    Bet they have edgy haircuts as well.

    It did mention the origins of the rioters as including North Africans and Arabs. What could they possibly have in common…?

    Posted by Henry boy on 2007 11 27 at 05:24 PM • permalink

  25. #24
    North Africans and Arabs. North Africans and Arabs?
    I know, I know! Presbyterians!

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 27 at 05:26 PM • permalink

  26. #23 Clearly failed to show the necessary cultural sensitivity and respect for fundamental human rights as required by those wise men of the EU in Brussels.

    Posted by Hump B Bare on 2007 11 27 at 06:29 PM • permalink

  27. The confusion continues. The Independent wonders:

    Why should boys, aged 14 to 17, some as young as 10, burn a library? What depths of hatred and anger would persuade them to fire hunting rifles and shot-guns at the police?

    More clues later in the article: some are not so young - in their 20s, but apparently they’re all from poor suburbs.

    So there you have it. If you’re poor, reasonably young, probably not much into reading and living in France, it’s axiomatic that you’ll burn libraries and shoot police (presumably with very inexpensive guns and ammo).

    Posted by Henry boy on 2007 11 27 at 09:25 PM • permalink

  28. #27

    Yeah, why do they hate us?

    It’s the same catch-all phrase.

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 27 at 09:31 PM • permalink

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