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QUOTEY SAMPLER

A preview in today’s Telegraph of this year’s finest quotes:

“Will Beazley win? Oh, yes. You see if I am right.” – a 2007 election prediction from political expert Bob Ellis

Good call, Bob. Click for quote round-ups from 2003 and 2004; and here you’ll find the quotes of 2005.

Posted by Tim B. on 12/15/2006 at 01:07 PM
  1. I’ve no desire to derail the topic, but for those of you who might not have been keeping up with the adventures of Mike Hudson, Boy Reporter, he came back swinging after being unbanned. Herewith, his farewell note to Tim Blair’s commentariat.

    Posted by paco on 2006 12 15 at 01:28 PM • permalink

  2. The “shithole like Australia” stuff is a bit hard to figure; most of the articles in Hudson’s little paper seem to be about what a shithole Niagara Falls is. (And how Mayor George W. Bush is to blame.)

    Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2006 12 15 at 01:33 PM • permalink

  3. And how Mayor George W. Bush is to blame.

    Now, that’s funny!

    Posted by paco on 2006 12 15 at 01:55 PM • permalink

  4. political expert Bob Ellis

    Political expert Bob Ellis . . . political expert Bob Ellis . . .

    Strange. One says it out loud a few times - rolls it around the palate, so to speak - and one is struck by the intellectual dissonance of the phrase, the sense of words thrown together in haphazard fashion and thus deprived of any meaning at all. Like “wallaby-eating sheepherder”, it’s a “tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

    Posted by paco on 2006 12 15 at 02:11 PM • permalink

  5. Everyone can rest easy now.  The world is finally safe for democracy.  Prince William has just graduated from Sandhurst.

    You can hold me to that quote next December.

    And I think I will just stick to Washington’s Farewell Address thank you very much.  A bit more statesmanlike than Mr. Hudson’s.  But that maybe just me.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 12 15 at 02:42 PM • permalink

  6. That should be may be, and not maybe.  Sorry.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 12 15 at 02:44 PM • permalink

  7. #1 looks like a law suit in the making

    Posted by murph on 2006 12 15 at 03:14 PM • permalink

  8. Hey murph, leave Mike alone, have you no respect for an ex-punk rocker ?

    Posted by JAFA on 2006 12 15 at 03:58 PM • permalink

  9. Mike Hudson, Boy Reporter, is probably having more fun than he’s had in years. I mean, a few days ago, who had ever heard of him outside Niagara Falls? Hell, how many people had heard of him in Niagara Falls? He’s made to order for the gauntlet of Tim’s Comment Academy: energetic, ambitious (in a small town, booster sort of way), pugnacious, ignorant, opinionated, prejudices set in concrete, not very bright. He’s practically a cartoon version of a small town newspaper editor, something out of a Preston Sturges comedy.

    Posted by paco on 2006 12 15 at 05:10 PM • permalink

  10. Geez paco, I concoct a good thread de-railment from time to time, but I think you’ve just caused the whole bloody train to crash off the bridge as soon as it left the station!

    That said, I can’t help but think that Huddo’s next “column” will be everything that Bob Ellis, Magrok, Germs Greer and John Pilger can concoct, and more.  ROFL!

    I was disappointed Tim couldn’t come up with a few “deeply disturbed” laments from Koffi Anus.

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 12 15 at 05:48 PM • permalink

  11. Sorry, SCD, you’re quite right. But I didn’t want anybody to miss Mighty Mike’s loving, romanticized, sentimental tribute to Australia. Considering the source, it was just too good to pass up.

    As to “Koffi Anus”, I’m sure Tim’s just getting warmed up with the quotes summaries.

    Posted by paco on 2006 12 15 at 05:58 PM • permalink

  12. O/T, but help needed - something to do in the city (Sydney) on a rainy day? I was planning to take the gf on a picnic, but it’s raining, so I’m kinda stuck, especially during the day - everything I generally know is clubs to go to at night, that’s about it.

    Posted by Stuart Lord on 2006 12 15 at 06:15 PM • permalink

  13. “You won’t have Mike Hudson to kick around anymore!”

    Posted by mojo on 2006 12 15 at 06:40 PM • permalink

  14. Stuey:
    Hmmm.. an afternoon at home admiring your engravings?  A visit to the Wests’ Leagues Club to inspect their art collection?  A drive around Redfern to look at the architecture?  Window shopping at David Jones’ food hall?  An afternoon at the Town Hall listening to Clover Moore recite her poetry?

    Oodles to do on a rainy Sydney day!

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 12 15 at 07:10 PM • permalink

  15. Or how about taking your picknic to the Warrangamba Dam?  They say it never rains there!

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 12 15 at 07:11 PM • permalink

  16. #10, so it was Paco who was responsible for this train wreck.

    Good one PAco.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 12 15 at 08:03 PM • permalink

  17. I was planning to take the gf on a picnic, but it’s raining, so I’m kinda stuck, especially during the day - everything I generally know is clubs to go to at night, that’s about it.

    Turn it into a joke. Have the picnic one your living room floor.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 12 15 at 08:27 PM • permalink

  18. Now if only Bob would come out and say that Howard will lose the next election…

    Posted by Hanyu on 2006 12 15 at 08:30 PM • permalink

  19. #16: Always glad to help out our northern neighbors, Wimpy!

    Posted by paco on 2006 12 15 at 08:40 PM • permalink

  20. What next? Latham the lapdance?

    If he goes he can always start a conga line, of suck holes.

    Posted by Nic on 2006 12 15 at 08:44 PM • permalink

  21. Speaking of year’s best, take a gander at what Time considers the year’s 10 Best Political Cartoons.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 12 15 at 08:49 PM • permalink

  22. “It’s nice to see Mark Latham has lost none of his raffish charm.” – editorial in The Daily Telegraph following Latham’s demolition of a Telegraph camera.

    Quoting the new boss, Tim?  Latham has a word for that!

    “I am a 58-year-old lesbian with no children. There is NOTHING in the Liberal Government’s budget for me.”

    Now that’s GOLD!

    Posted by slammer on 2006 12 15 at 09:00 PM • permalink

  23. I liked Liz Hayes’ “Time to suspend all adult thought…”

    Posted by Dminor on 2006 12 15 at 09:25 PM • permalink

  24. “We are altering the balance of energy between our planet and the rest of the universe.” – Al Gore continues losing his mind.

    Losing the election must have severely altered the balance in Al’s brain.

    Posted by egg_ on 2006 12 15 at 10:11 PM • permalink

  25. Jesus, I lived in Buffalo, and we thought Niagara Falls was a shithole.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 12 15 at 10:49 PM • permalink

  26. My favorite quote:
    “The Tigers will win the World Series in three games!”
    By one of the many critically clueless sportswriters, who rip off their employers by taking home a paycheck.

    Posted by rinardman on 2006 12 15 at 11:06 PM • permalink

  27. #26: *Groan*

    Did you have to bring up the World Series? It’s taken many weeks of prayer, meditation and psycotherapy for me to get over the Tigers’ horrendous display this year. Oh no! The twitching is back!!

    Posted by paco on 2006 12 15 at 11:20 PM • permalink

  28. “shithole like Australia”

    And a finer shithole you will not find my friend.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 12 15 at 11:47 PM • permalink

  29. Paco, hang in there. I predict the Tigers will win the WS next year.

    Posted by rinardman on 2006 12 15 at 11:47 PM • permalink

  30. #9, Paco, Hudson sounds like the country rag editor from one of those 1930s movies starring Jimmy Stewart, with fedora pushed back on his head, pounding a typewriter and shouting “Hold the front page!” and “Copyboy!”, with an adoring Katherine Hepburn in the backgoround as cub reporter. Mr Deedes, perhaps, ready to go to Washington to set the Government right.

    Posted by Big Arnie on 2006 12 15 at 11:57 PM • permalink

  31. #30 Big Arnie: that’s kinda how I picture him, except maybe instead of a cigar, he’ll be tokin’ on a doobie.

    #29: Paco, hang in there. I predict the Tigers will win the WS next year.

    Ahhhh . . . that’s better . . . the twitch is going away.

    Posted by paco on 2006 12 16 at 12:01 AM • permalink

  32. #21: those cartoons are pretty pathetic. The only halfway good one was the Zidane: “Superman! Was it kryptonite?”

    Posted by Dr Alice on 2006 12 16 at 12:03 AM • permalink

  33. @31
    Only when Sparky returns ...

    Cheers

    Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2006 12 16 at 12:15 AM • permalink

  34. Did anyone else notice that the “Australian National Union of Students” = ANUS?

    Posted by richard20_bris on 2006 12 16 at 12:26 AM • permalink

  35. #34: Good catch!

    Posted by paco on 2006 12 16 at 12:50 AM • permalink

  36. I predict the Tigers will win the WS next year.

    Sorry. Dice-K!

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 12 16 at 01:15 AM • permalink

  37. #34
    Have to confess to configuring some IDs for an installation at the Australian National University:

    Set 1, etc. s/w ID’s configured as ANUS1, etc.

    Don’t think they noticed on commissioning (but I guess that they cop such ‘shit’ all the time).

    Posted by egg_ on 2006 12 16 at 04:54 AM • permalink

  38. egg_   well done!  Earns you the VRWC Merit Order Second Class.

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 12 16 at 06:03 AM • permalink

  39. #38
    Such an honour!
    It was for an equipment-embedded web werver, but I think was only to go as far as their intranet, but good value just the same.

    Posted by egg_ on 2006 12 16 at 06:13 AM • permalink

  40. #39
    <strike>werver</strike> server

    Posted by egg_ on 2006 12 16 at 06:14 AM • permalink

  41. egg_ - I think to most of them it would have been “therver”.

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 12 16 at 06:25 AM • permalink

  42. Stuey!  You back from the Leagues Club yet?

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 12 16 at 06:25 AM • permalink

  43. “It’s been fascinating to talk to you. We’ll have to leave you, we’re out of time. Hopefully we’ll have a chance to do it some day.” – saucy ABC host Tony Jones interviews visiting US writer Maureen Dowd.

    “Do it” with Maureen Dowd?  Eeeewwww!  I’ve heard of desperation before but, sheesh!

    Posted by Baby M on 2006 12 16 at 08:11 AM • permalink

  44. I’m reluctant even to raise this as an issue, for fear someone will set fire to the building.

    my vote goes to virginia trioli for her commitment to free and fearless journalism

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2006 12 16 at 08:26 AM • permalink

  45. I think an admirable quote which sadly is too late for Tim’s piece in the Telegraph

    From paco

    “I have no desire to derail this thread but….”

    Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 12 16 at 09:56 AM • permalink

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