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PUNDITS AGREE

An expert predicts:

Barack Obama will be assassinated within months if he wins the US presidential election, world champion boxer Bernard Hopkins fears.

Mr Hopkins, known as The Executioner, earns his living getting hit in the head. He joins Doris Lessing (“The Bookinator”), Earl MacRae (“The Unknown Canadian”), Phillip Adams (“The New York Review of Books Subscriber”), Joseph Palermo (“The Assistant Professor”), Fifty Cent (“The Crack Dealer”) and Francisco Martín Moreno (“El Chupa Grande Lucha Loco Águila Sonambulo”) in the Obama Death Club.

UPDATE. The NYT’s Jeff Zeleny:

There is a hushed worry on the minds of many supporters of Senator Barack Obama, echoing in conversations from state to state, rally to rally: Will he be safe?

(Via Imre Salusinszky, who emails: “I love the way this assumes only charismatic Democrats are under threat of assassination. Anyone remember Reagan?”) And Ford.

Posted by Tim B. on 02/25/2008 at 12:57 PM
  1. And McKinley
    And Lincoln
    And Garfield

    In fact 3 of the 4 assassinated US Presidents have been Republican.

    Posted by murph on 2008 02 25 at 01:26 PM • permalink

  2. Keep talking, nitwit Doomicrats, and you’ll make it a self-fulfilling prophecy.  There are an awful lot of suggestible people out there, and a whole lot of them are of your tribe.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 02 25 at 01:37 PM • permalink

  3. Assassination Chic:  The Secret
    Passions of an Obamacrat, Part Two:

    I worry that Barack may lack    
    Virtues beyond being black;
    So I fantasize
    That he’s shot and dies  
    Before he’s exposed as a hack.

    Posted by lyle on 2008 02 25 at 01:40 PM • permalink

  4. Is it just me or do these people sound hopeful?  Do they expect that on the third day he will arise?

    Posted by ruskinrip on 2008 02 25 at 01:41 PM • permalink

  5. For Rod C, an encore presentation.

    Gen-X Democrats and
    the Audacity of Hope:

    Obama’s a lot cuter than
    Old Ted and the Kennedy clan;
    We need our own myth
    To fall in love with -
    Let’s hope he gets killed so we can.

    Posted by lyle on 2008 02 25 at 01:43 PM • permalink

  6. (“I love the way this assumes only charismatic Democrats are under threat of assassination. Anyone remember Reagan?”)

    Oh, I suspect they don’t mention that because there were (are?) a great many Democrats and other Leftists sorely disappointed that that attempt failed. A dyed-in-the-wool Socialist couple I used to work with among them. They wanted him impeached for the “The bombing starts in 5 minutes” joke.

    Freaks.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 02 25 at 01:47 PM • permalink

  7. With friends like these ...

    Posted by rick mcginnis on 2008 02 25 at 01:49 PM • permalink

  8. Spiny

    I’d love to see their reaction if John “Bomb, Bomb, Bomb; Bomb, Bomb Iran” McCain becomes Commander in Chief!

    Posted by murph on 2008 02 25 at 01:58 PM • permalink

  9. And Ford.

    Oh, by the way, that same couple were outraged that Squeaky Fromme and Sara Jane Moore were denied parole 15 years or so later.

    Moore was eventually paroled last New Year’s Eve, btw.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 02 25 at 02:09 PM • permalink

  10. Martyrdom.  It’s the aspiration of all lefties to die for one’s leftwing beliefs in a Martin Luther King, Jr. manner (by a nut who can be claimed to be rightwing and reactionary).  Dying like Bobby Kennedy (at the hands of a faction sympathized by the left) is not good.

    The key is it must be leftwing beliefs.  If a rightwing leader is assassinated, that’s not martyrdom.  It’s justice.

    Posted by wronwright on 2008 02 25 at 02:15 PM • permalink

  11. #8 murph

    I haven’t seen them in almost 12 years, but I’d bet money they are swooning Obamamaniacs.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 02 25 at 02:15 PM • permalink

  12. Of the 11 credible assassinations or attempts on U.S. Presidents, six have been against Republicans, four against Democrats, and one against Republican-turned-Progressive Teddy Roosevelt.

    Roosevelt was giving a speech when hit by a bullet that was slowed enough by an eyeglass case and folded speech in his pocket that it didn’t kill him. He then finished the speech, bleeding. He thus barely out-machoed Andrew Jackson who, when an assassin’s pistols misfired, beat the shit out of the dude with his cane.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 02 25 at 02:21 PM • permalink

  13. Ok, if all these people are ultra-concerned about somebody taking a pot shot at Obama, why don’t they get together and start volunteering to serve as human shields at his public appearances? Why don’t they chip in and buy him a popemobile? Or maybe just convince the candidate to speak exclusively through closed circuit television monitors mounted on every street corner and in everybody’s home (a la Big Brother)? Problem solved.

    Posted by paco on 2008 02 25 at 02:22 PM • permalink

  14. A usually sensible Lefty at work who I good-naturedly spar with said to me, “How long before some Christian nut takes a shot at Obama?” I asked him to name one “Christian nut” who’s ever done something like that. He then brought out abortion clinic bomber Eric Rudolph. I enlightened him that Rudolph is not a Christian, he’s a Nietzschean who mocks Christians.

    I got a “But still…”

    That’s how you know you’ve won the argument.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 02 25 at 02:35 PM • permalink

  15. Slightly OT: But those Joooooooo’s seem to be pretty good shots…

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2008 02 25 at 02:46 PM • permalink

  16. Assassination Chic—
    Is a Hollywood Ending
    Too Much to Ask For?

    His speech was so moving I cried,
    My puerile chest swelled with pride;
    Mere voting will be
    A comedown for me -
    My ego needs Obama-cide.

    Posted by lyle on 2008 02 25 at 02:58 PM • permalink

  17. Mr. Hopkins hails from Philadelphia, PA.  This practically guarantees that he’s a dolt.

    Posted by ushie on 2008 02 25 at 03:00 PM • permalink

  18. #14 Dave S.

    I enlightened him that Rudolph is not a Christian, he’s a Nietzschean who mocks Christians.

    The same description applies to Timothy McVeigh, the other “Christian nut” the Lefties like to drag out, trying to prove that “Christianists” are just as dangerous as Islamic radicals.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 02 25 at 03:02 PM • permalink

  19. I would also like to point out that JFK was killed by a committed communist (who was angry at JFK’s Cuba policy) and RFK was killed by a Palestinian angry at RFK’s pro-Israel stance.

    Posted by Room 237 on 2008 02 25 at 03:07 PM • permalink

  20. (“El Chupa Grande Lucha Loco Águila Sonambulo”)

    I’m not good at this, but I get grande = big, loco = crazy, sonambulo = sleepy?  and popped thru babelfish I get fighting eagle as well. Help!

    #3 Stop it, Lyle. You know you’ll give someone a conniption!

    Posted by kae on 2008 02 25 at 03:13 PM • permalink

  21. #19 Room 237

    More “inconvenient details” the martyr-worshipping Left likes to ignore.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 02 25 at 03:14 PM • permalink

  22. How can anybody criticize a person targeted for death?  Like Bobby Kennedy, whose route he is retracing for some reason.  Rush points out.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2008 02 25 at 03:18 PM • permalink

  23. #20

    I think it translates as the “Midnight Special” at our Taco Bell chain up here.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2008 02 25 at 03:43 PM • permalink

  24. The big suck of the crazy sleep-walking eagle?

    Posted by mojo on 2008 02 25 at 03:55 PM • permalink

  25. I would also like to point out that JFK was killed by a committed communist (who was angry at JFK’s Cuba policy) and RFK was killed by a Palestinian angry at RFK’s pro-Israel stance.

    And Leon Czolgosz was an anarchist. Of the successful presidential assassins, only Booth could somewhat plausibly be described as “right-wing”.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 02 25 at 03:56 PM • permalink

  26. Y’know, from all of these claims that Obama will be assassinated, I just have to wonder if these same lefties have a sub-concious love of violence?

    Or maybe not so sub-concious, hmmmmmm?

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 02 25 at 04:03 PM • permalink

  27. “sub-conscious”, I mean.  Must be the inner Margo in me.  ;-P

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 02 25 at 04:04 PM • permalink

  28. Of the successful presidential assassins, only Booth could somewhat plausibly be described as “right-wing”.

    Which means (using the same goofy extrapolation that left loves to indulge in) that The Messiah™ is at greater risk from lefties and nutroots than He is from us blood thirsty Right Wing Death Beasts.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 02 25 at 04:07 PM • permalink

  29. #25 Dave S,

    Wilkes Booth was almost certainly a Democrat.

    The Democratic Party tolerated slavery. The Republican Party was created in 1856 as the party of abolition. Lincoln’s victory in the 1860 election led to the Civil War.

    After the War, Confederate officers and political leaders were denied the vote, so they turned to terrorism to enforce their will. They created the Ku Klux Klan.

    When they were re-enfranchised, they became Democrats and GOP was relegated to the margins. The Klan remained entwined with the Democratic Party until the 1970’s, when to all intents and purposes, it was destroyed.

    Posted by lyle on 2008 02 25 at 04:12 PM • permalink

  30. Wouldn’t these conspiratorial wretches be startled if a democrat were to perpetrate such a crime?

    Still, I suppose the dems had better get busy shunning Obama and begin the process of installing Hillary.  We are talking about a man’s life here, after all.

    Posted by Bishop on 2008 02 25 at 04:23 PM • permalink

  31. Then again, the idea of a righteous liberal assassinating Barack probably isn’t that far-fetched.

    Electing the Messiah would certainly be one of the most egregious examples of blurring the idea of the separation of church and state; MoveOn’ers and Code Pinkettes would be most distressed at such a thing.

    Posted by Bishop on 2008 02 25 at 04:27 PM • permalink

  32. One question: How does an Obama assassination help Republicans? Does the murder of a party chief cause the party to collapse? Or did Barry Goldwater win in 1964 and I just missed it?

    Posted by SoberHT on 2008 02 25 at 04:31 PM • permalink

  33. Big opportunity for Paco Industries: The Obama Stigmata poster. Our Dark Lord standing before the cross with a hammer in hand while a weeping Michelle kneels in regret for saying she’s proud of her country.

    Posted by Gary from Jersey on 2008 02 25 at 04:45 PM • permalink

  34. And I always thought it was your enemies who wanted to see you through the crosshairs.
    Obama assassination porn. It’s so today.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 02 25 at 04:48 PM • permalink

  35. One more thing: Seems Obama’s a lapsed moslem which, according to the Presbysterian holy book, qualifies him for a clipping. I wonder how the Looney Left would react to that.

    Posted by Gary from Jersey on 2008 02 25 at 04:52 PM • permalink

  36. A hushed worry (printed in the NYTimes, no less!) regarding Obama’s safety from assassination—coming from the same folks claiming that Republicans use fear to rally support for the global war on terror.

    That’s one steaming pile of irony.

    Posted by Forbes on 2008 02 25 at 05:02 PM • permalink

  37. Well, there is this.

    BTW, he looks like Leo Gorcey’s “Mahoney” character from the Bowery Boys series.

    Posted by paco on 2008 02 25 at 05:09 PM • permalink

  38. Does no one remember the live grenade that inexplicably failed to explode after being thrown at George W. Bush while he was giving a speech in former Soviet Georgia?

    CNN
    The Guardian
    BBC

    After investigating the incident the FBI found that it had been thrown toward the President and that it was in fact live, but it failed to detonate.

    Posted by The Apologist on 2008 02 25 at 05:20 PM • permalink

  39. Reagan (though shot) and GWB are the only Presidents elected in a year ending with 0 not to die in office.

    Posted by Toosmoky on 2008 02 25 at 05:25 PM • permalink

  40. Some puzzling questions for the left if they have a brain or a heart:
    1.  Isn’t Shrillary in danger too, because some think her candidacy is a just a surrogate to break the 2 term limit rule and re-install Bubba Billy.  And she’s a woman too.  Imagine the ruckus if this couple were Republicans..

    2. Isn’t Bushitler an obvious candidate for assassination from the left? He’s also a sitting, er, lame, duck.

    Funny about the lack of fear for these two.

    Posted by Barrie on 2008 02 25 at 05:26 PM • permalink

  41. #38

    After investigating the incident the FBI found that it had been thrown toward the President and that it was in fact live, but it failed to detonate.

    <assassin>

    Bloody USSR army surplus crap.

    </assissin>

    (Good thing that.)

    Posted by kae on 2008 02 25 at 05:38 PM • permalink


  42. Code Pinkos are going on a hunger strike

    Hmm. If they average out at the heft of the woman in the photo, looks like the strike could go on for a long time. She looks like she’s hiding out in a flock of flamingos.

    Posted by paco on 2008 02 25 at 05:51 PM • permalink

  43. #43: Oh, sorry; I should have added NSWE (“Not Safe While Eating”).

    Posted by paco on 2008 02 25 at 05:52 PM • permalink

  44. 39 Toosmoky

    With several more months left in office, let’s hope that GWB does not die in office.

    The mood of the Left in this country, borders on psychotic. They seem to be satisfied, eating each other just now.

    Their diseased minds, could lead to GWB OR John McCain to becoming victims.

    Posted by El Cid on 2008 02 25 at 05:54 PM • permalink

  45. 44

    Nice beachball porky pinky. The two of you have fun, go play now.

    Posted by El Cid on 2008 02 25 at 05:57 PM • permalink

  46. #46: I think you’re on to something, El Cid. Either the force of gravity is actually pulling her flab out of her dress, or she’s getting ready to split into two separate (and independently overweight) organisms (like an amoeba).

    Posted by paco on 2008 02 25 at 06:05 PM • permalink

  47. Paco, that CodePink photo you linked to is disgusting.

    How anyone could nibble-up an entire bag of carob chips…ugh…carob…I’m going to be sick…

    Posted by Bishop on 2008 02 25 at 06:23 PM • permalink

  48. If you look close, her dress is starting to rip up the left calf.

    Carob.  Oh my GOD.

    Posted by Bishop on 2008 02 25 at 06:25 PM • permalink

  49. #38 - nope, didn’t forget. Just limiting discussion to domestic assassins since we’re talking about domestic political motivation.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 02 25 at 06:31 PM • permalink

  50. BTW, there’s a cute show called “Reaper” about souls escaping from Hell and a Home Depot-type stock boy that hunts them. Patton Oswalt recently starred as an amusing Leon Czolgosz. Best part was that they never referred to him by his full name - just “Leon.” Made me feel all smart an’ shit.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 02 25 at 06:36 PM • permalink

  51. The Osama Death Club always assumes that the assassin will be a member of the KKK in a Ford pick-up or some shadowy CIA operative. But Obama is an apostate in the eyes of many Muslims.

    If he is elected president, or even nominated by the Democrats, it is real slap in the face of Mohammed. It says to Muslims that success and riches and 72 groupies don’t require the rather painful route of martyrdom. All you have to do is renounce your faith and you can rise to be the most power man on Earth.

    It also casts serious doubts on Obama’s capacity to negotiate with Iran, which already has fatwas in place against apostates.

    Posted by Contrail on 2008 02 25 at 06:38 PM • permalink

  52. The latest shrillery from Hillary? is that Obama is an Ottoman ... l’obotomy?

    Posted by egg_ on 2008 02 25 at 06:41 PM • permalink

  53. If the KKK dont get him global warming will!

    *plucks banjo*

    Posted by bondo on 2008 02 25 at 06:45 PM • permalink

  54. Contrail—or even a deranged leftie (as though there were other kinds).

    If nominated, Obama will move toward the center.  If elected, he will have to face the world as it is, not as he (and I) would like it to be.  What happens when he says we cannot immediately pull out of Iraq but goes through a “phased withdrawal” that lasts years.  Or he truns out to be a supporter of Israel.  Or “free” “universal” “health care” is not forthcoming.

    Especially considering how his campaign is one of “hope” and emotion and increasingly a creepy cult of personality.  Imagine how gilted his most fervant supporters will feel if he starts culling back on everything he has planned.

    Frankly, if I were Obama, I would be more afraid of a deranged leftie or former supporter than anyone else.

    Posted by Room 237 on 2008 02 25 at 06:46 PM • permalink

  55. Lyle first, daylight second. If your work isn’t syndicatable, I’ll be hornswoggled.

    Posted by Pickles on 2008 02 25 at 07:15 PM • permalink

  56. #48: It’s possible, of course, that she’s merely doing an impersonation of the moon splitting off from proto-earth.

    Posted by paco on 2008 02 25 at 07:20 PM • permalink

  57. It is without doubt, Obama will be assassinated. Then three days later he will rise and forgive us our sins. If I understand his supporters, he will also complete a carpentry apprenticeship and do some pretty cool stuff with water.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 02 25 at 07:28 PM • permalink

  58. OT Dear Kev

    Posted by Pickles on 2008 02 25 at 07:36 PM • permalink

  59. Bolta has a good piece on a photo of Obama leaked by one of Hillary’s aides to try and inflame race issues. Nice.

    Posted by Nic on 2008 02 25 at 07:41 PM • permalink

  60. #58 and do some pretty cool stuff with water

    Wot - like make beer with it ?

    Posted by Pickles on 2008 02 25 at 07:55 PM • permalink

  61. I’m sorry, but I cannot in all conscience be responsible for a man’s death.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2008 02 25 at 08:06 PM • permalink

  62. Obama picks up key quasi-endorsement.

    Posted by paco on 2008 02 25 at 08:20 PM • permalink

  63. Oh dear, Mr Addams has finally crawled so far up his own arse he will never be seen again.

    Here he is “taking one for the team” as the only Australian commentator to have raised Obama assassination fantasies.

    nullI copped the blame, knowing of no other Australian commentator who had raised the issue. And I knew I would have self-censored if my column appeared in a US paper rather than The Australian. As many US journalists must be doing.  To discuss even the possibility of an Obama assassination in the US would be asking for trouble.

    This little bit I will change to see just how racist I can make it sound.

    “..Let us hope that maniacal racists Coons in the US do not exact a terrible vengeance..”

    Why should Philip get a free pass on vile slurring of a whole people just because they aren’t a particular skin colour?

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 02 25 at 08:40 PM • permalink

  64. I’m just waiting for the logical conclusion, namely some deluded lefty publicly envisioning himself in the Jack Bauer role, saving President Palmer Obama from various assassination plots. (Until one succeeds, of course.)

    Posted by PW on 2008 02 25 at 08:40 PM • permalink

  65. I am sure that the photo has already been seen by the whole world.

    I think Clinton has just politically assassinated Obamarama Hussein

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 02 25 at 08:44 PM • permalink

  66. #10 Wronwright, martyrdom? A very muslim thing.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 02 25 at 08:52 PM • permalink

  67. #43. Paco. It will take a long time for me to re-establish my trust in you after that photo link.

    Posted by Penguin on 2008 02 25 at 08:53 PM • permalink

  68. #53 egg_., yes the left is undergoing a lobotorama.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 02 25 at 09:00 PM • permalink

  69. #69
    What do you mean “undergoing”? Lobotorama has already been predone.

    Posted by kae on 2008 02 25 at 09:04 PM • permalink

  70. #70 oh bugger dang.

    With them, lobotorama’s predone.

    Posted by kae on 2008 02 25 at 09:05 PM • permalink

  71. Well, as long as no one cooks up a pardon for Sirhan Sirha—

    WROOOOOONWRIIIIIIIIGHT!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 02 25 at 09:05 PM • permalink

  72. #66 Wimpy

    What is that? Obama as Mahatma Ghandi?

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 02 25 at 09:31 PM • permalink

  73. #58 IT

    ...and do some pretty cool stuff with water.

    You mean like this?

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 02 25 at 09:38 PM • permalink

  74. #68: Sorry, Penguin. I will work hard to regain your trust. How’s this for a first step?

    Hey, love the picture of Obama in his Sinbad the Sailor suit.

    Posted by paco on 2008 02 25 at 09:39 PM • permalink

  75. Obama is the only presidential contender to obtain public support from a club of assassins. Among them Louie the Prostate Farrakahn (who took out the Malcolm X in a turf war), Puffy Chavez, HaHa Amajhahadian, Fido the goon Castro, and Osama hisself.

    Posted by stats on 2008 02 25 at 09:42 PM • permalink

  76. You can add Glenn Reynolds - Instapundit, to the list.  When noting that Obama had his security detail increased due to likely winning, he said “Good.”  Old post so no linky, but search away.

    I’m not saying that’s bad - it’s just a given to me that any front candidate for the presidency has their SS detail increased, so why comment “good” for him in particular?  He certainly didn’t do it for McCain.

    I thought here in Aust the screeching for Rudd by the BDS left was worriesome and wondered what would have happened if he lost.  Are people are having the same worrying thoughts about what the deranged left may do should McCain win?

    Posted by peter m on 2008 02 25 at 09:43 PM • permalink

  77. I’ve been hitting the Wikipedia in order to draw up a profile of Obama’s killer.  Here is the raw data:

    1835: President Andrew Jackson suffers an unsuccessful attempt on his life by a mentally ill English immigrant who believed himself to be King

    Richard III.

    1865: Abraham Lincoln is shot dead by perhaps the [url=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wilkes_Booth”]only white

    supremacist[/url] in the long history of presidential assassination attempts.

    1881: President Garfield (Republican) is shot by a member of a proto-hippy Christian sex cult.

    1901: President McKinley (Republican) shot by an anarchist.

    1912: Progressive Party nominee and former Republican President, Theodore Roosevelt, survives being shot by a mentally ill German immigrant Bible scholar.

    1933: President-elect Franklin Delano Roosevelt fired at by a mentally ill Italian immigrant.

    1950: Harry S. Truman survives an attack on his residence by two Puerto Rican nationalists (one of whom was born

    stateside).  Despite wounding a number of policeman, one fatally, in 1979 Jimmy Carter commutes the surviving gunman’s
    sentence to time served.

    1960: President-elect John F. Kennedy escaped death when a mentally ill retired postal worker has a change of heart about ramming a car

    full of dynamite into him.

    1963 Democratic President Kennedy shot by an ultra-Marxist.

    1968: Robert F. Kennedy, candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination, shot dead by a Palestinian immigrant.

    1972: Candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination, George Wallace, is shot and permanently paralysed after a disturbed Milwaukee janitor decides killing Richard Nixon was too

    difficult.

    1974: Richard Nixon once again escapes death as a [url=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Byck”]bipolar unemployed tire

    salesman[/url], who once tried to join the Black Panthers, fails in his attempt to hijack an airliner and crash it into the

    White House.

    1975: Gerald Ford has a Colt .45 drawn on him by [url=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynette_Fromme”]Lynette ‘Squeaky’

    Fromme[/url], of Manson family fame, when he attempts to shake her hand.

    16 days after Squeaky Fromme’s attempt, radical leftist [url=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sara_Jane_Moore”]Sara Jane

    Moore[/url] is picked up on an illegal firearms charge and then released. The next day she unsuccessfully fires at President

    Ford, who describes her as “off her mind,” before being pinned to the ground by a bystander. 

    1979: Mentally ill drifter, Raymond Lee Harvey, and illegal

    Mexican immigrant, Osvaldo Espinoza Ortiz, are detained by authorities in relation to their claimed conspiracy to murder

    Jimmy Carter.

    1981: President Ronald Reagan is shot by [url=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hinckley,_Jr.”]mentally ill song

    writer[/url], John Hinckley Jr, in an attempt to impress actress Jodie Foster.

    1994: An unemployed veteran tries to fly his aircraft into the

    Clinton Whitehouse.

    Six weeks later: 29 rounds are fired at the Clinton Whitehouse by Francisco Martin Duran who believed that President Clinton was

    part of a conspiracy to create a global government.

    From this I’ve come up with the following probabilities:

    < 1% chance of being part of a conspiracy of the rich and powerful.

    11.5% chance of being a Jesus freak.

    11.5% chance of being a member of a sex cult.

    24% chance of being Hispanic (no offence).

    35% chance of being an immigrant.

    35-41.5% chance of being legally insane.

    99+% chance of being an out of their tree, dysfunctional sad act.

    i.e. The common factor is not conspiracy but metal illness.  While some of them were evil, they were without exception sad.

    Posted by monaro on 2008 02 25 at 10:01 PM • permalink

  78. Phatty may have the inside running ... via a phantom interview from beyond the future grave ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2008 02 25 at 10:01 PM • permalink

  79. Hillbillary and Cop Killa Obama… the knives come out  No, seriously, knives.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 02 25 at 10:12 PM • permalink

  80. #66 re: Photo (O/T)... don’t forget this or this! Future Presidents all. What amazes me is that these are intentionally posed.

    Posted by RichS on 2008 02 25 at 10:12 PM • permalink

  81. Here’s a paranoia popper for you.  Sarah Jane Moore was known to the Secret Service as a potential threat to the President.  They had visited her and confiscated her firearm prior to the President arriving in town.

    Sarah Jane Moore was also an FBI informant. She went to her handler and complained the Service had taken her gun.  Handler took her to gunstore personally, flashed his ID, and got her a new gun over the counter, no questrions asked.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 02 25 at 10:16 PM • permalink

  82. And, as long we’re meandering into the realm of political snuff pics (#66), here’s the scariest of the year so far. Yikes.

    Posted by RichS on 2008 02 25 at 10:42 PM • permalink

  83. heh, I had a similar thought about the danger of being a Republican president in the last 40+ years vs. a Dem president (with assassination attempt synopses:
    http://docweasel.wordpress.com/2008/02/25/only-the-leftists-die-young/

    Posted by docweasel on 2008 02 25 at 11:07 PM • permalink

  84. If we elect who, Bill?

    Posted by paco on 2008 02 25 at 11:25 PM • permalink

  85. With all this hoopla about Obama getting Lee Harvey Oswald’d, why has no thought been given to an assination attempt on his opponent? It’d take a brave soul indeed to take on this task- imagine if you only winged her? I bet there’s nothing more dangerous than a wounded Hildebeest.

    Posted by Habib on 2008 02 25 at 11:47 PM • permalink

  86. #85 paco,

    that is one hell of an “oops”!

    Posted by Pogria on 2008 02 25 at 11:48 PM • permalink

  87. BTW, I thought he was Black Irish, that’s why he got the Kennedy endorsement. I’d also heard he’d changed his name from O’Barmy so he didn’t sound so nuts.

    Posted by Habib on 2008 02 26 at 12:14 AM • permalink

  88. The most disgusting thing about the Hillary campaign leaking that photo of Obama was their answer to the Obama campaign’s complaint about it. They said that it’s sad that Obama is so ashamed of his heritage.

    What scum.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 02 26 at 12:15 AM • permalink

  89. And I think he should’ve stuck to the music biz- even the ‘fro suited him better.

    Posted by Habib on 2008 02 26 at 12:18 AM • permalink

  90. “To discuss even the possibility of an Obama assassination in the US would be asking for trouble. Throwing accelerant on the flames of insanity in a nation with a blood-soaked history, with far more than its share of home-grown terrorists and far too many guns.”

    If only the Europeans, Africans and Asians hadn’t killed tens of millions of people over the last hundred years, America would be looking like a pretty violent place.

    Leftys certainly have “interesting” myths.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2008 02 26 at 12:30 AM • permalink

  91. I fear that Ralph Nader will be killed by a Chevy Corvair and that the Clintons will besmirch his Lebanese heritage.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 02 26 at 12:54 AM • permalink

  92. #91 Dave Surls

    Lefties don’t have just “interesting myths”, they have an entire alternate reality.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 02 26 at 01:29 AM • permalink

  93. a nation with a blood-soaked history

    Whose isn’t?

    with far more than its share of home-grown terrorists

    Huh? You could count them on two hands. Cripes, the Japanese have more terrorists than we do.

    and far too many guns.

    Well, this is the nuttiest statement of all. How can you have too many guns?

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 02 26 at 02:16 AM • permalink

  94. How can you have too many guns?

    Why, some alert gun-owning citizen might actually foil the Obama assassination attempt. That’d be one gun too many for the guy who wrote that, obviously.

    Posted by PW on 2008 02 26 at 03:57 AM • permalink

  95. Of course there is nothing Islamic about Obama, otherwise Minister Farrakan of the Nation of Islam would not be giving him such a glowing endorsement, would he?
    Minister? Something wrong with using Imam in this context?

    Posted by blogstrop on 2008 02 26 at 05:37 AM • permalink

  96. It appears that there are some questions about a close advisor:
    Samantha Power indisputably is a close adviser to Barack Obama on foreign policy. We’ve written several times about her views on Israel. The strongly anti-Israel nature of these views has become a problem for the Obama campaign, so Power is using a book promotion tour to engage in damage control. Thus, she appears to have spent much of her interview by Shmuel Rosner of the Haaretz attempting to convince Rosner that most of the things written about her in connection with the Obama campaign are “misleading.”
    Powerline

    Posted by blogstrop on 2008 02 26 at 06:26 AM • permalink

  97. Yeah, we may be gunned up, but at least we haven’t killed off millions of our own people for an ideology as simple-minded as “Communism”...

    Come to think of it, that’s one reason we’re gunned up.

    Posted by mojo on 2008 02 26 at 11:33 AM • permalink

  98. #95 - PW, you’re back! We were worried about you. You let me pull 500 posts ahead of you, big guy.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 02 26 at 02:36 PM • permalink

  99. Everyone usually forgets George W. Bush narrowly escaped assassination in the Republic of Geogia when a nut threw a grenade at him.  It turned out to be a dud, but the guy who threw it thought it was good.

    Also, lest we forget, Saddam Hussein tried to have the elder Bush assassinated.

    Posted by TallDave on 2008 02 27 at 12:46 AM • permalink

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