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PRAYER TIME

Death-dealing terrorist filth politely request:

“Pray for our Sheik Abu Musab al-Zarqawi to recover from an injury he suffered for the sake of God.”

Pray for Zarqawi? What sort of deranged duck-drawing doompuppet would want to pray for the likes of him?

Posted by Tim B. on 05/25/2005 at 10:46 AM

  1. I’ll pray instead that the murdering rat-bastard get a hungry flesh-eating bacteria, in the ass where he was probably wounded running-away to hide in a spider-hole.

    Posted by -keith in mtn. view on 2005 05 25 at 12:19 PM • permalink

  2. Well, speaking of Zarqawi, who’s been captured in every iraqi city so far, and likely to go on the “We’ve Arrested Him In Every Small Iraqi Village Summer Tour”, voila:
    The Sad Story Of Moojahdeen, The Terrorist Cow, led astray by Zarqawi and a bad home life.

    Posted by Mister Ghost on 2005 05 25 at 12:27 PM • permalink

  3. Dear God,

    We ask that you guide a 2000 lb bomb to Z-cows present location.

    Also that our MNF aim be true every time.

    Amen and pass the ammunition

    Posted by Lydia on 2005 05 25 at 12:41 PM • permalink

  4. It’s either a defector telling the world he’s wounded, or deliberate misinformation.

    Posted by Aging Gamer on 2005 05 25 at 02:18 PM • permalink

  5. Only rumour so far, unfortunately. But I’ll happily pray that he is located hiding his cowardly murdering self in a hole in the dirt, and is taken by US Marines for a medical check-up.

    Want him to be nice and healthy for the execution.

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2005 05 25 at 05:21 PM • permalink

  6. I’m praying all right.  But not for that murdering bastard’s recovery.

    What’s up with Leunig?  That cartoon made even less sense than any of his previous ones.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 05 25 at 07:18 PM • permalink

  7. “It’s either a defector telling the world he’s wounded, or deliberate misinformation.”

    Hmm, my guess is that either you’re right or you’re wrong.

    SMG
    (sorry, snarky today)

    Posted by SMGalbraith on 2005 05 25 at 08:49 PM • permalink

  8. How about a cheer from the agnostics…

    Gimme a P
    Gimme an E
    Gimme an R
    Gimme an I…

    (etc.)

    What’s that spell?

    PERITONITIS!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 05 25 at 08:53 PM • permalink

  9. In times of spiritual crisis like this, I often ask myself:  What would Odin do?  And a calm comes over me as I realize that he’d drink quite a bit of ale, feast on roast pork & go slay his enemies.  Bubba Odin? Damn tootin’, and if it’s good enough for the All-Father, it’s good enough for me and the millions like me.  Praise the BBQ and pass the ammunition. 

    Posted by Carl H on 2005 05 25 at 11:20 PM • permalink

  10. Last night SBS news actually showed an interview with an Iraqi civilian who said that they are praying that al-Zarqawi meets an unpleasant and grisly end.

    I thought I was in a parallel universe for a while there….

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2005 05 26 at 12:14 AM • permalink

  11. Wonder if Nick Berg’s dad will be saying a few prayers for him too.

    Posted by davo on 2005 05 26 at 01:35 AM • permalink

  12. Pray for Zarqawi? What sort of deranged duck-drawing doompuppet would want to pray for the likes of him?

    The Bible says to love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. So I will pray that Zarqawi’s mind and heart are opened so he sees what an evil little man he has been and repents.

    If God can’t manage that, then OK; bring on the 2000lb bomb and the grissly end.

    Posted by DropDeadUgly on 2005 05 26 at 04:15 AM • permalink

  13. as a Christian, I’m going to pray he sees Jesus Christ and gets “born again”, and then announces that he wants to pray with GWB…

    ;-)

    Posted by tioedong on 2005 05 27 at 05:17 AM • permalink

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