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The mother of all conspiracy theories over at Larvatus Prodeo:

Check out this:

“Life imitates Bart: 7-11 now a Kwik-E-Mart”

(Denver Post)

Could this be a hint, an arrogant mocking of the population by the Ruling Elite?…the Chess Players?

July (7) 2005: London Bombing

Sept (11) 2001: NY World Trade Center & Pentagon

yep, 7/11

UPDATE. Nasking, author of the above, is also a prolific contributor at the Huffington Post. Enjoy.

Posted by Tim B. on 07/05/2007 at 11:33 PM
  1. Just one correction, nasking, if that is your real name - We, the ruling elite prefer draughts (checkers). Something about shouting “King me” that really tickles our fancy.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 05 at 11:38 PM • permalink

  2. The problem arises when researchers lose their objectivity and begin to anthropomorphize leftards.

    This is a common fault due to their eerie resemblance to actual humans.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 05 at 11:39 PM • permalink

  3. The face of evil.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 05 at 11:46 PM • permalink

  4. I left a comment over at LP.  Just in case it doesn’t pass their censorship moderation, here it is:

    July (7) 2005: London Bombing

    Sept (11) 2001: NY World Trade Center & Pentagon

    yep, 7/11

    Oh, yeah!  And us nasty neo-cons are so clever and power hungry, we planned those terrorist attacks back in 1927….when the 7-Eleven franchise first started in the Eeeevul United States.

    That was my first comment at LP, BTW.  And no cooties!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 05 at 11:47 PM • permalink

  5. This pretty much sums up why they are called LEFTARDS.  Message to the morons of lavartus prodeo - lay off the bong hits.

    Posted by bondo on 2007 07 05 at 11:49 PM • permalink

  6. TRJ:

    It is much too early to declare yourself cootie free.

    You must report to your nearest bio-hazard containment facility for your mandatory 2 week isolation and prophylactic treatment series.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 05 at 11:51 PM • permalink

  7. Could this be a hint, an arrogant mocking of the population by the Ruling Elite?…the Chess Players?

    Yeah, it’s all a chess game.  That would make them the prawns.

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 07 05 at 11:55 PM • permalink

  8. Yikes… I thought Timothy Leary died… spooky.

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 07 05 at 11:59 PM • permalink

  9. The Najdorf Sicilian knows where you sleep, bitch!

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 06 at 12:03 AM • permalink

  10. All right, which one of you added the Poly-Agita-Conspir-Olate back into the Slurpee mix?  Do I need to remind everyone how the last person to try that nearly managed to blow the cover on the whole operation?

    Posted by Vexorg on 2007 07 06 at 12:03 AM • permalink

  11. Surely, that was somebody’s idea of a joke? Nobody who actually believes that would be walking about at liberty, would they?

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 06 at 12:04 AM • permalink

  12. Kasparov, Fischer, Deep Blue, Rove. You don’t, I repeat, you don’t want to fuck with them.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 06 at 12:08 AM • permalink

  13. Many convenience stores operate 24hrs a day, in areas where there is no way they could possibly pay the rental.

    Clearly they are terrorist safe-houses.

    (Sadly, I’m not entirely joking)

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 07 06 at 12:08 AM • permalink

  14. #8:
    Timothy Leary’s dead.
    No, no, no, no, He’s outside
    Looking in.
    Timothy Leary’s dead.
    No, no, no, no, He’s outside
    Looking in.
    He’ll fly his astral plane,
    Takes you trips around the bay,
    Brings you back the same day,
    Timothy Leary…
    Timothy Leary…

    Posted by Ric Locke on 2007 07 06 at 12:09 AM • permalink

  15. Ugh. Did you see the reference to “Busheviks”?

    Another ‘clever’ pun by moonbats alongside “bushitler” and bushite (which I could never work out).

    Their pun-writers are proper-fucked if Giuliani gets elected.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 07 06 at 12:10 AM • permalink

  16. #15 Jooliani?

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 06 at 12:12 AM • permalink

  17. the list goes on…BIG BROTHER MEDIA MOGUL friend of the Busheviks,(ahh yes a Leninism, who should know better than a Leninist) Right-Wing & Christian Zionists (opiate of the people, worded a tad less eruditely)…& Totalitarian Corporations (yes as in Peter Lewis, “Progessive (hint) Insurance”, George Soros (self hating Jew) & The Military Industrial Complex (run and founded by leftist and rightists have to make a buck or two (ask Lewis and Soros)…& Fossil Fools (well we tried nuclear but assholes like you, stopped it) around the Planet (which?)…is doing his part for the CABAL. Good for him & his cronies. (yes George is doing well, top of the world’s richest, that Soros is)

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 06 at 12:13 AM • permalink

  18. Time to crank out the Surface to Astral Plane Missile

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 07 06 at 12:17 AM • permalink

  19. O/T, but equally wacky- here’s a couple of the bits of brilliance to emerge from Adelaides Festival of Ideas.

    No doubt SA taxpayers are entralled with these pearls of wisdom, and will storm Adelaide airport and dismantle the immigration booths, then flee to the hills to await the coming malestrom in low-carbon caves.

    I thought the aim of these wankfests was to generate new ideas, not moronic sixties hippy bollocks.

    Silly me.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 07 06 at 12:22 AM • permalink

  20. Personally, I think he’s onto something.

    Goodbye Tim Blair and your view of the world.

    Posted by C.L. on 2007 07 06 at 12:23 AM • permalink

  21. Actually, the fact that the world is controlled by a big ol’ monster of a conspiracy is old news.

    In 1970, there was this documentary expose on just that subject.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 06 at 12:23 AM • permalink

  22. The 11 happened before the 7.

    just like moonbat spelling, sentence structure and puns, their conspiracy theories never quite make sense.

    Posted by arrowhead ripper on 2007 07 06 at 12:24 AM • permalink

  23. Get me on a “craps” table and I’ll be ecstatic to roll 7 and 11, all night.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 06 at 12:28 AM • permalink

  24. add diversions like Paris Hilton (suddenly reformed) news stories of young fools acting violent on drink & drugs, motivates population to direct kids into military for’self-discipline’ (“like we did in old days never hurt us” stuff)

    You may laugh. I was as drunk as 40 Irish poets the othe night, jacking off to One Night in Paris when it hit me - No, not that, but “If Paris can turn her life around, why don’t I join the military”. I swear if I hadn’t passed out, I’d probably be in Baghdad right now.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 06 at 12:33 AM • permalink

  25. # 19 Beeb,

    Lovelock: “I am co-writing a paper on how we might get the earth to save itself,” he said. “I don’t think humans have got the capability of doing it themselves.”

    Well I hope you are co-writing the paper with someone with an IQ of at least 70, otherwise the two of you will be flat out getting the lid off the ink bottle.

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 07 06 at 12:34 AM • permalink

  26. Further to my last item, there’s some real champs on the speakers list (but surprisingly no Phatty, Flannelette or Germie- can’t be paying enough carbon credits).

    You can’t make up shit like this:-

    Ms. Mankiller lives in the Cherokee Nation in rural Northeast Oklahoma with her husband, Charlie Soap. (Known to his former inmate pals as “slippery”).

    Posted by Habib on 2007 07 06 at 12:38 AM • permalink

  27. Well….
    Its really 7 divided by 11 which equals .6363 apart from the fact that, you guessed it George Bush is probably 63, we can deduce that more attacks are planned for the 3/6 next year! Its code, code I tell you.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 07 06 at 12:40 AM • permalink

  28. From HuffingBlowMe Post

    The Neo-Con/Bushevik cabal needed to focus on building a case against Iran…& ensure had enough troops for protracted War, & when bombings begin in Iran & sh*t hits the fan…

    This person sound like alphies older yet less wise brother. Since that may be, I’d have to adjust it down a notch under alphie, on the cognitive think and reason scale.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 06 at 12:40 AM • permalink

  29. Over on the right side of the Huffington Post; “This user doesn’t have any fans yet!”

    I find that comforting but very surprising.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 07 06 at 12:42 AM • permalink

  30. We’ve already hit the vortex people, damage already done…hold on for a wild ride…& keep yer eyes & ears open. The dark is indeed rising. Find protection spells, unite in small, intimate groups. Love & trust will overcome. See you on the other side. And remember. You were made for this.

    You can virtually see the tinfoil.

    Posted by Ian Deans on 2007 07 06 at 12:42 AM • permalink

  31. Virtual tinfoil!  I want some!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 07 06 at 12:53 AM • permalink

  32. I think Naking may have been sconned by an errant airborne panel or engine component from a nascar.

    BTW- what’s the protection level of tinfoil against carbon fibre travelling at speed?

    Posted by Habib on 2007 07 06 at 12:59 AM • permalink

  33. Nasking on someone called Nancy Cleeland leaving the LA Times:  Good for you Nancy…a brave decision & i give you full credit for it. Putting integrity before the bank balance takes courage…but from personal experience I can assert it is worthwhile taking those steps.

    Wait a minute… it couldn’t be… could it… MAAARGO?

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 07 06 at 01:10 AM • permalink

  34. When you have to make a choice between a conspiracy theory or a Fuck up, go for the Fuck up everytime.  Unless you are a leftard logic void.

    Posted by Howzat on 2007 07 06 at 01:11 AM • permalink

  35. C’mon fellas,
    Look at the Huffington link - this guy doesn’t have any fans. Have you no heart?
    Fans of this user
    This user doesn’t have any fans yet!
    Log in to become a fan of this user.
    Fan of
    This user isn’t a fan of anybody yet!

    Posted by Sholto on 2007 07 06 at 01:26 AM • permalink

  36. #32

    BTW- what’s the protection level of tinfoil against carbon fibre travelling at speed?

    Zero.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 06 at 01:27 AM • permalink

  37. #36 - However, tinfoil does offer absolute protection from common sense.

    Posted by Ian Deans on 2007 07 06 at 01:33 AM • permalink

  38. This Nasking idiot could be Phatty Adams or Mike Carlton moonlighting in wank heaven, blurting out the tripe they really think but dare not utter lest they be institutionalised in an asylum for the criminally moonbatty.

    Posted by Bonmot on 2007 07 06 at 01:45 AM • permalink

  39. Speaking of LP what’s the bet that after the Hirsi Ali furore, they wont be holding their ‘best blog’ awards this year. Kind of hard to give yourself an award after that.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 07 06 at 01:50 AM • permalink

  40. #36:
    BTW- what’s the protection level of tinfoil against carbon fibre travelling at speed?
    Zero.

    ...But if you’re really quick about it, you can purchase a carbon offset to negate it before it hits you.

    Posted by Vexorg on 2007 07 06 at 02:05 AM • permalink

  41. #26: Interesting ... had no idea Wilma et vir. were going international.  When I lived in Oklahoma her only schtick was working the “first female chief” angle for whatever it might be worth with the feminists (since it wasn’t worth s**t with the other tribal types, who tended to be about as whole-heartedly anti-feminist as you might expect.

    Posted by Celaeno on 2007 07 06 at 02:07 AM • permalink

  42. “Larvatus Prodeo”

    Latin for “nest of maggots”?

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 06 at 02:24 AM • permalink

  43. Numerologists. Great.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 06 at 02:27 AM • permalink

  44. UPDATE. Nasking, author of the above, is also a prolific contributor at the Huffington Post. Enjoy.

    Huffin’ paint’s bad, m-kay.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 06 at 02:33 AM • permalink

  45. OT. Over at MV, someone’s had a hissy fit: Sam Please Comeback. IIRC, he was a mod/admin who banned himself. Idiots.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 07 06 at 02:50 AM • permalink

  46. “Nasking”

    Has as much appeal as a fresh laid turd, and about half the i.q.

    IOW, he isn’t too bad as leftys go.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 06 at 02:56 AM • permalink

  47. #45 Radius

    IIRC, he was a mod/admin who banned himself. Idiots.

    LMAO!

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 06 at 02:59 AM • permalink

  48. OT-ish

    Hey does anyone remember those attempted car bombs in London and Glasgow? It was a great shame was it not? Who do you think should feel ashamed? Still not sure?

    Well, the AB frikkin’ C has the answer.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 06 at 03:02 AM • permalink

  49. Also OT but the ABC is reporting here that:

    “The average person, can now purchase almost 13,000 litres of petrol on the average weekly wage, five years ago it was a bit over 700 litres.”

    Gaia must be weeping.

    Posted by Ian Deans on 2007 07 06 at 03:06 AM • permalink

  50. Nasking is an anagram for “sank gin”; something he should do less before posting.

    I’m picturing this idiot as a professional victim in his mid-to-late-40s, who frequents chatrooms full of men pretending to be 17-year-old Chinese girls.

    Posted by Hanyu on 2007 07 06 at 03:06 AM • permalink

  51. Oh, yeah!  And us nasty neo-cons are so clever and power hungry, we planned those terrorist attacks back in 1927….when the 7-Eleven franchise first started in the Eeeevul United States.

    heh heh, good thing they don’y know about wronwright and the tardis, eh TRJ. Gotta hand it to the Dark Lord, he sure thinks of everything

    Posted by larrikin on 2007 07 06 at 03:28 AM • permalink

  52. halt infernal italic. halt I say

    Posted by larrikin on 2007 07 06 at 03:29 AM • permalink

  53. Italics off?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 06 at 03:31 AM • permalink

  54. Where’s the damn lid?

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 06 at 03:35 AM • permalink

  55. ::puts italics jar back on the shelf::

    Harumph!

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 06 at 03:36 AM • permalink

  56. 7-11: in convenience (store) trooth

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 06 at 03:38 AM • permalink

  57. Oh No!
    Someone tipped over the italics jar!

    Goodbye, Mac users!

    Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 07 06 at 03:43 AM • permalink

  58. #56
    lol

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 06 at 04:00 AM • permalink

  59. The Left, gotta love em:

    Ex-ABCer Loane spins for Coke

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 06 at 04:02 AM • permalink

  60. Who’s cashing in on Louise Barry’s simplistic appeal to the latte sipping snouts in the trough community. All she’s missing in that adv. is a Koran in one hand.

    Didn’t that bomb go off in London, where I’m assuming she chose to live. Why blame Howard for that? The pinkos are stretching a long bow.

    Let’s hope the Bali bombing victims aren’t offended by her political opportunism in an election year.

    I went to Nimbin for a look see recently. I’ll save myself the bother in future and just log onto Larvatus Prodeo for a few minutes and pick up on all the drug induced simplistic I’m so intelligent crap that harks back to the 70s. Same trip, different village.

    Posted by mehaul on 2007 07 06 at 04:06 AM • permalink

  61. Don’t know if anyone’s all that interested, but there are some pretty good photos of the new Kwik E Marts over here.

    Posted by TattooedIntellectual on 2007 07 06 at 04:20 AM • permalink

  62. #37
    Oops. Forgot about that.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 06 at 04:21 AM • permalink

  63. #50
    Or Nasking = anagram of: ‘n arseking

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 06 at 04:40 AM • permalink

  64. #63
    King of the arseclowns ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 06 at 04:41 AM • permalink

  65. #63
    And his buddy: WAN-king

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 06 at 04:42 AM • permalink

  66. Ill see your tin foil hat and Raise you one!

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 06 at 04:43 AM • permalink

  67. Dan

    What are you talking about?

    Giulianiviks just rolls off the tongue…

    Don’t worry, he’s a greaser so they’ll just slag him off as mafioso.

    Posted by murph on 2007 07 06 at 05:05 AM • permalink

  68. No wheezing the ja-uice!!!

    Nasking.
    Could this be some leftist conspiracy?
    Ba-Na-na
    Fi-sking?

    Nas-ty
    span-king?

    Chi-Nas
    Pe-king?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 06 at 05:28 AM • permalink

  69. #24 IT:
    You too?
    Of course, for me it wasn’t Paris Hilton, just the thought of all the swooning girls.
    Hope they turn up soon.
    Only been 17 years, but hey, I’m patient. :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 06 at 05:37 AM • permalink

  70. #69 185600, I’m sure there’s lots around. But a tip: If you want girls to swoon because you’re in the army, stop hanging out where all the left-wing chicks are at.

    Tomorrow I will be near Nando’s at Southbank with a bunch of right-wing female friends…

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 06 at 05:55 AM • permalink

  71. #70 Ash_
    I know, but hey, a boy can wish, can’t he?
    Besides, I have a girl (when she isn’t working) who wears a uniform of her own.
    Nando’s in southbank? You Melbourne girls, I don’t know!
    Hope you and the KidneyKicker are both well mate?

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 06 at 06:02 AM • permalink

  72. Italic jar righted and stray italics swept up. I’m going to lock the pantry if you kids aren’t careful.

    Anyway, this is my favorite Nasking post so far, entitled “Joint Chiefs (sic) Chair: I was forced out”:

    time to move

    while

    you still have the chance

    Virginia on my mind

    Man… deep…. If you smoke enough banana peels, I guess.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 07 06 at 06:02 AM • permalink

  73. #71 Nando’s, simply because it’s close to where most of them work. Though I think some amazingly hot chicken will either bring tears to my eyes or induce labour, so should I take my chances?

    The KidneyKicker is taking a short break. I’m sure she’ll be back in action shortly.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 06 at 06:08 AM • permalink

  74. Boy, and I thought my comments were stupid. I’ve got nothing to worry about with nasking out there.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 07 06 at 06:21 AM • permalink

  75. #73 Ash_
    Well, as a July baby, I would say go the hot stuff, it’s bloody cold in the southern hemisphere this time of year!
    Only mucking around about the place you guys are meeting, I’m sure it’s totally globular warmenating approved and all that. :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 06 at 06:21 AM • permalink

  76. You do know about the Sisters of Light don’t you?

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 07 06 at 06:38 AM • permalink

  77. #75 Let me put it this way, 185600. I could catch a train from 2 minutes from home to train station right across the river from it, or I could do what I’m going to do and drive my 4WD for the hour or so into the city.

    Very, very spicy chicken is always good though. I may not be able to resist.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 06 at 06:40 AM • permalink

  78. #77 Ash_
    Well, at that’s at least alright.
    I hope the discussion will be about all of the vast right wing conspiracies that are going around and forming our daily lives?
    I just know that a contract killer took out my goldfish, he wouldn’t just jump out of his bowl from suicidal inclination, would he?
    I blame Bush.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 06 at 07:31 AM • permalink

  79. #78 185600

    It was fish-jihad!

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 06 at 07:36 AM • permalink

  80. #78 The conversation will certainly involve the vast right wing conspiracies, as well as a certain KidneyKicker and how much the boyfriends of the other ladies would love to track down Jesse.

    The goldfish was definitely taken out by a contract killer. I’m sure of it. It doesn’t sound like a Bush plan though, sounds more like Howard’s fault.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 06 at 07:39 AM • permalink

  81. fishy fatwah

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 06 at 07:40 AM • permalink

  82. A fatwah on Tiddles? Those bastards are really serious about this stuff!
    That’s it, no more Mr Nice Grunt.
    Time to start interrogating the neighbours and the postman.
    Wonder if Grimmy is back from Gitmo?
    Could use an expert here.  :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 06 at 07:46 AM • permalink

  83. 185600

    You shoulda put a little tinfoil hat on the little fishy!

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 06 at 07:52 AM • permalink

  84. #83 Kae
    He had one, I think that’s part of the reason he jumped?

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 06 at 07:54 AM • permalink

  85. #84 I’d bet that that’s why he jumped. I’d consider suicide if I was wearing a tinfoil hat too, 185600. Kae could be on to something here.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 06 at 07:56 AM • permalink

  86. #84 He probably heard all the glowball warmening propaganda and suicide seemed like his only option - the tinfoil kept the voices IN his head…

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 06 at 07:57 AM • permalink

  87. #86 It’s possible he thought he was going to become boiled fish.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 06 at 08:01 AM • permalink

  88. Poor Tiddles, all he ever wanted was to live free and make dodgy faces through the glass.
    John HoWARd has a lot of explaining to do.
    Um, I might have come back from overseas and overfed him, but hell, I thought he would be too fat for a “Free Willy” moment.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 06 at 08:03 AM • permalink

  89. Did tiddles look like this??

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 06 at 08:03 AM • permalink

  90. #89,
    before, or “after” he dove to his death?

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 07 06 at 08:07 AM • permalink

  91. #88 You have to hold a funeral for Tiddles, grieve, and move on with life. Anything else would let John HoWARd win!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 06 at 08:08 AM • permalink

  92. #88

    You sure Tiddles wasn’t a window licker?

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 06 at 08:09 AM • permalink

  93. #89 Frollicking
    As a matter of fact he did, on a smaller scale, you heartless bastard you. :)
    Bad enough he suicided, and I had to cook and eat him as an entree, but you had to publish the photo.
    I am so ashamed of myself, eating my poor little assasinated / Globular Warmanised suicided / dead goldfish.
    I feel so poor and alienated, I might become a Presbeterian.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 06 at 08:09 AM • permalink

  94. #93 Oh great, another Presbyterian convert.

    We’re going to get overrun here!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 06 at 08:10 AM • permalink

  95. #94 Ash_
    And worse, a goldfish eating, rock and roll listening, military experience Presbie!
    I’m surprised ASIO isn’t at the door right now?
    They are, aren’t they?
    Cause we all know how totalitarian Australia has become.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 06 at 08:15 AM • permalink

  96. #95 I’d be disappointed if you didn’t listen to rock and roll.

    ASIO aren’t at the door, they’ve got the house completely surrounded. Dissent must be crushed!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 06 at 08:18 AM • permalink

  97. #45:

    The idiot of the thread award has to go to the guy who apparently has lost the ability to distinguish between a web forum and the Islamic faith:

    Sam is listed as a former member? Does anyone know what happened to him? He doesn’t seem like one to give up his faith, so why is he now a ‘former’ member?

    Posted by PW on 2007 07 06 at 09:12 AM • permalink

  98. I like this one, in regard to Democrat Senator Webb’s staffer getting caught with a gun: “Webb or his assistants were probably worried that they’d need to defend themselves from those Corporate mobsters running the Government. Remember the not so veiled threat from Bush regarding Webb’s son serving in Iraq. You can’t blame these new guys for being antsy. Bush & Cheney run the government wielding unitary executive power like Land & Oil Barons controlled the towns way back when.”

    Ha! Does this fool really think one little gun is going to protect a Democratic Senator from GW Capone?

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 06 at 10:17 AM • permalink

  99. paco:

    The only time the enemy sympathizers, defeatists and other forms of traitor infesting the DNC seats in the Senate or the House would need to worry is when the Prez decides to have a big, publicly announced party.

    The purpose of that party, obviously, would be to establish his alibi.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 06 at 10:38 AM • permalink

  100. #82, 185600:

    Gitmo? I never went to Gitmo. I don’t even know where Gitmo’s at. I did say I was gonna git mo’ dip for these chips I’m munching. Must have been some confusion when you translated into your furrin devil type jibber jabber.

    As far as interrogating your neighbors and such, all the really smart folk say torture doesn’t work, so that’s probably what you’d probably get best results with.

    I hear the spetsnaz would get real good results from taking a wood rasp to a man’s bottom front teeth. Of course, you’d need to be asking the questions to the guy who was up next for the rasping, since the current raspee was having his mouth filled with bits of tooth, gum, lip, tongue and quantities of blood.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 06 at 10:45 AM • permalink

  101. Has anyone actually read the About Larvatus Prodeo Bloggers page?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 06 at 10:56 AM • permalink

  102. We’ve got Gore’s son being arrested driving a hybrid car

    Prodeo’s onto us. I knew it was too obvious when we put the nitrous kit in Little Al’s Prious. No one’s going to believe he got it up to 100 mph without help.

    Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2007 07 06 at 12:59 PM • permalink

  103. Quoth Dave Surls at #42 

    “Larvatus Prodeo”
    Latin for “nest of maggots”?

    Well, I know that “prodeo” means “I go forth”, so I think the whole phrase means “I go forth, covered with maggots”.

    Ick!  There went my interest in lunch.  :-P

    Posted by Mary in LA on 2007 07 06 at 01:41 PM • permalink

  104. I love reading that lefty delusional conspiracy stuff.  On days when I’m not feeling sorry for the paranoid schizophrenics, it’s pretty entertaining.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 06 at 02:19 PM • permalink

  105. “I go forth, covered with maggots”.

    Mary, I warned you not to hang out with leftys.

    Next time you’ll listen to your wise ol’ Uncle Dave.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 06 at 04:01 PM • permalink

  106. The dark is indeed rising. Find protection spells, unite in small, intimate groups.

    No no no.  It’s six shall turn it back.

    Posted by Achillea on 2007 07 06 at 04:13 PM • permalink

  107. Unca Dave, you are so right!  I should have known better… (shuffles off, mumbling and hanging head, to take a bath in Malathion…)

    Posted by Mary in LA on 2007 07 06 at 05:02 PM • permalink

  108. #72 Andrea,

    You did lock up after them, right?

    Or maybe we don’t put enough emphasis on italics breeding.

    Posted by mythusmage on 2007 07 06 at 08:35 PM • permalink

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