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POLARKINI

Can you believe it? This masterpiece was a mere runner-up in the UN’s 16th International Children’s Painting Competition on the Environment:
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Man. Must’ve been a tough field. (UPDATE. Best viewed with sound.)

(Via Randy V.)

Posted by Tim B. on 09/15/2007 at 01:04 PM
  1. Hot bear.

    Posted by rick mcginnis on 2007 09 15 at 01:10 PM • permalink

  2. Probably explains the polar bear population boom, rick.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 09 15 at 01:16 PM • permalink

  3. Probably the touch of humor cost them 1st place.

    Posted by Latino on 2007 09 15 at 01:19 PM • permalink

  4. Looks to me like a grizzly bear in a faux polar bear suit getting ready to go for a dip at the beach in the Florida Keys.

    What? The UN is against bears vacationing?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 15 at 01:41 PM • permalink

  5. Those are some pretty talented kids.  I agree with Latino.  The polar bear picture didn’t win first place because there wasn’t enough drowny angst.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 09 15 at 02:12 PM • permalink

  6. The winning entry was well done but the rest were lousy. Including the cross-dressing brown bear.

    Posted by Merlin on 2007 09 15 at 03:13 PM • permalink

  7. Why is Winnie the Pooh wearing lingerie under his clean-room suit?

    For that matter, why is he wearing a clean-room suit?

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 09 15 at 03:29 PM • permalink

  8. A bear-kini!
    Ba boom tish!

    Posted by 81Alpha on 2007 09 15 at 05:13 PM • permalink

  9. By the way, anyone checked out the south polar ice cap lately?  And has anyone done any angst ridden art concerning it?

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 09 15 at 05:24 PM • permalink

  10. I’d hit it.

    Posted by papertiger on 2007 09 15 at 06:06 PM • permalink

  11. Polar bears ... pole bears ... pole dancing. It is easy to see where the kid was coming from. The last painting in this series is now in the private collection of the UN judge from Yemen.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 09 15 at 06:16 PM • permalink

  12. The kid understands the concept of evolution better than most adults.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 09 15 at 06:17 PM • permalink

  13. #8, 81Alpha:

    Change that to Bare-kini and get the copyright on it.

    I see big dollars in your future after you invent the Bare-kini stencil-wear swimsuit line for women.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 15 at 06:25 PM • permalink

  14. DAmn, I’ve been spending too long reading Leftard crap, as I looked at the first prize winner and my immediate thought was… Hmmm. Looks like the German flag.

    Okay, maybe it’s upside down, but I’m also living Downunda.

    Now I’m going to spend the day trying to decipher what coded message a 12yo pommy boy is trying to pass on.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 09 15 at 06:46 PM • permalink

  15. Tranny polar bears?

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 09 15 at 06:55 PM • permalink

  16. He’s getting ready for that freshly baked loaf, floating off amidships.

    Posted by DaneF on 2007 09 15 at 07:24 PM • permalink

  17. This proves that real bears wear fake fur!

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 09 15 at 07:39 PM • permalink

  18. Polar Bear is nude baking.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 15 at 07:43 PM • permalink

  19. Are you sure it wasn’t the Retarded Childrens Painting Competition?

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 09 15 at 07:43 PM • permalink

  20. p.s. That Polar bear needs bigger boobs like the ladies had done in the navy.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 15 at 07:48 PM • permalink

  21. The UN is against bears vacationing?

    Segregationists.

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 15 at 07:56 PM • permalink

  22. The first prize was for someone who getd their umbrella blown out is considered incompetent in the UK

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 09 15 at 08:06 PM • permalink

  23. Don’t let KRudd see that bear stripping!

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 09 15 at 08:12 PM • permalink

  24. Hmmmmm, yes, yes, I can see. The bear is shedding its white idendity, transforming itself into a hermaphrodite being, symbolic of our earth mother, but the bear also wears clothes, reflective of the shackles that we impose upon ourselves, the fact that a free animal such as a bear must also be clothed shocks our sense of being. Powerfull, yes, powerfull. The aesthetic elements of the pink sky and red bikini are juxtaposed, reminding us of the Bush regimes’ unjust war in Iraq. A masterpiece.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 09 15 at 08:44 PM • permalink

  25. LOL, Nic (#24)!

    Sadly, you wouldn’t bat an eye if you saw that para in an op/ed column in the Age or the Byron Bay Echo.

    Traceeeeee springs to mind.

    Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 09 15 at 08:59 PM • permalink

  26. Can you believe it?

    I’m not fucking believing it. Over.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 09 15 at 09:06 PM • permalink

  27. I knew it! I knew the Bundaberg Bear wasn’t a real polar bear!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 15 at 09:25 PM • permalink

  28. BTW, a polar bear bikini should look like this:
    O O
    O O
    O O

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 09 15 at 09:28 PM • permalink

  29. What a waste of prime real estate in New York.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 09 15 at 10:18 PM • permalink

  30. Let’s get a burkha on that bear, STAT!

    Wouldn’t want to offend anybody…

    Posted by Nicholas on 2007 09 15 at 10:39 PM • permalink

  31. There’s no giant puppet, APEC fence or Mercedez benz sticker on the iceberg.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 15 at 11:31 PM • permalink

  32. I don’t believe it.

    The first prize went to someone from a first world country.

    And with a name like “Charlie Sullivan”, I’d say he is white and middle class.

    And male.

    Surely they could have awarded the prize to someone more deserving?

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 09 15 at 11:59 PM • permalink

  33. Not only is the sun the prominent agent in that picture but the polar bear is clearly adapting. The child is clearly taking the piss.

    Posted by Srekwah on 2007 09 16 at 12:36 AM • permalink

  34. ...clearly!! : )

    Posted by Srekwah on 2007 09 16 at 12:36 AM • permalink

  35. Merry Christmas.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 09 16 at 06:03 AM • permalink

  36. #24, I disagree Nic, I see it more as that nice lady bear is getting in touch with her inner global-warming tan.

    Like, she’s sunny on the inside.
    Or, if she’s Muslim, Sunni on the inside.

    Posted by carpefraise on 2007 09 16 at 07:58 AM • permalink

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