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POLAR INERTIA

Honda’s ridiculous Gaia-sponsored Formula One car is glacially slow in final practice for the Australian Grand Prix - Honda drivers Jenson Button and Rubens Barrichello are respectively 17th and 15th out of 22 runners.

Meanwhile, environmentalism-scorning Anthony Davidson is a remarkable fourth fastest in his Honda-engined Super Aguri; teammate Takuma Sato is ninth. In other results: Kimi Raikkonen is quickest, Mark Webber is 11th, and Lewis Hamilton (“Had he made any changes in his personal life to fall into line with the eco agenda growing pervasive in F1? No, not really”) is third. Qualifying soon.

Posted by Tim B. on 03/16/2007 at 09:42 PM
  1. Anthony Davidson probably uses polar bear oil to lubricate his machine. Beats whale oil because you don’t have to grapple with environmental activists to harvest it.

    Posted by Rafe on 2007 03 16 at 09:52 PM • permalink

  2. What happened, did they hit an iceberg?
    The Gore Effect strikes again?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 16 at 09:53 PM • permalink

  3. That God awful Honda looks like a flock of seagulls went to town on it. Do they park it under a tree at night?

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 03 16 at 09:53 PM • permalink

  4. But then if he wins there will be a run on polar bears. Bad news for that cute bear that works with Bundi Rum!

    Posted by Rafe on 2007 03 16 at 09:55 PM • permalink

  5. #1
    It’s prolly the eco-dung-methane-extraction fuel system that’s weighing them down?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 16 at 09:56 PM • permalink

  6. Ducati’s are faster.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 03 16 at 10:06 PM • permalink

  7. Oh, I forgot I have a famous motor bike racer who is a 2nd cousin. He has a house in Barbados, but lives here as well..

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 03 16 at 10:08 PM • permalink

  8. null

    Him (points above)

    sorry, I gold coast as well.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 03 16 at 10:12 PM • permalink

  9. Just watching the presentation on Channel 10. Interviews with the “celebrity racers”, in training for Sunday’s celebrity race.

    Shane Jacobsen ("Kenny") is a scream:

    paraphrase, missed the first bit… “Dunno why they make me wear all this fire stuff, I have a layer of fat all round me which would take about a week to burn through so I’d be pretty safe.”

    on getting into the car “A bit like backing an elephant into a shoebox… ya just can’t do it, it won’t fit...” when the interviewer asked again what he’s said, he repeated the saying and then added “or putting a marshmallow in a money box.”

    Posted by kae on 2007 03 16 at 10:20 PM • permalink

  10. Is it just me or does that Gaia car bring back memories of 70s post-hippy-era vans with pictures of scantily clad women riding dolphins and unicorns airbrushed on the sides?

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 03 16 at 10:30 PM • permalink

  11. Next year’s Honda entry?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 16 at 10:44 PM • permalink

  12. Once again, I’m confused. These cars, they make right turns in every race?

    Posted by brett_l on 2007 03 16 at 10:54 PM • permalink

  13. Blair’s new emissions targets could cost UK jobs?

    JOHN CRIDLAND: This is about the UK taking a strong, progressive position, but business needs other countries to come onboard, particularly China, India and America so we can invest in a green revolution without putting British citizens’ jobs at risk.

    Who’d’ve thought?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 16 at 11:09 PM • permalink

  14. Brett
    Yep, they turn both ways, often consecutively. You might think of this as flip-flopping at high speed.

    Cheers

    Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 03 16 at 11:11 PM • permalink

  15. Is it just me, or has the Honda livery been doctored on the programmes aired in Australia to show Australia on the globe Gaia?

    Posted by kae on 2007 03 16 at 11:16 PM • permalink

  16. #15 kae

    I’m sure it has been . . . and it probably will be for every event in order to “showcase” the host country.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 03 16 at 11:31 PM • permalink

  17. #16
    Well, I don’t like it.
    It’s soooooo, fake, Spiny.

    Posted by kae on 2007 03 16 at 11:33 PM • permalink

  18. I live only a few miles from the track and can hear the noise of the F1s loud and clear. About an hour or so ago there was an F-18 jetting about performing some terrific stunts. My appreciation was made all the better by the knowledge that somewhere, sometime a polar bear is going to drown because of the reckless addition of needless CO2 to the atmosphere.

    Posted by Jack Lacton on 2007 03 16 at 11:46 PM • permalink

  19. #18

    In reality, that polar bear is much more likely to be ::ahem:: reproducin’.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 03 17 at 12:19 AM • permalink

  20. #10 Andrea,

    There’s an aging hippie in my town who drives around in a crappy old airbrushed van of the nymphs-riding-dolphins variety.  This car could definitely be its little brother.

    Ooh, goodie:

    Via the website http://www.myearthdream.com anyone who wishes, will have the opportunity to have their name on the car, make a pledge to make a lifestyle change to improve the environment and make a donation to an environmental charity.

    Would pledging to spray filthy greenie peaceniks with a fire hose to wash away some of the foul crud that always seems to coat the beasts count as a “lifestyle change to improve the environment?”

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 03 17 at 12:43 AM • permalink

  21. You’ll be shocked - shocked - to hear that Traceee Hutchison disapproves of Formula 1 racing.  As she so eloquently puts it: “Consume. Consume. Consume. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom.” It’s a crime that writing of this calibre is not eligible for a Pulitzer: a Walkley just isn’t enough.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 03 17 at 12:44 AM • permalink

  22. OT, but this morning’s Age helpfully publishes the venue and itinerary of an ‘anti-war’ rally to take place in the middle of Melbourne today, in what is clearly intended to be a facilitating role.  Didn’t even the ABC circulate a memo about not using pseudo-reportage to recruit for these events?  And note how the headine on the Age website says “protesters rally in CBD”, at a time when no such thing has actually happened.  But it will, comrade, it will.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 03 17 at 01:01 AM • permalink

  23. #19
    The polar bears are prolly mounting their own cunning stunts ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 17 at 01:30 AM • permalink

  24. Traceee doesn’t have to worry about Formula One.  As we all learned a couple days back with Toni Collette, if your job requires it, you’re allowed to blow your carbon footprint beyond all recognition with no consequences.  You simply get a free pass.  As far as I can tell, driving Forumla One cars is a Formula One driver’s job.  So they get a pass.  They can even claim to have a very green lifestyle if they plug in a few CFL lights at home.  I believe the judges would surely agree that interpretation falls squarely within the penumbra of the Toni Collette Rule.

    Posted by kcom on 2007 03 17 at 01:31 AM • permalink

  25. So, what’s going to come out of the back of one of those things when Jensen Button blows up the engine?

    Posted by Vexorg on 2007 03 17 at 03:28 AM • permalink

  26. #24 Well that’s a relief. My old job (before I quit) was driving a truck at 4 1/2 miles per gallon (don’t ask me to convert that to liters/kilometer) hauling lumber, redwood no less, and hay to contribute to bovine flatulence. I’m sure my carbon numbers were way into negative range.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 03 17 at 03:32 AM • permalink

  27. And #2- That’s what I thought. Gore appears, cold weather. Gaia car runs, slow times.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 03 17 at 03:35 AM • permalink

  28. #27

    And #2- That’s what I thought. Gore appears, cold weather. Gaia car runs walks dawdles, slow times.

    there you go, dean, fixed that for you.

    Posted by kae on 2007 03 17 at 03:43 AM • permalink

  29. Next years Honda entry.

    The driver however will have to sit on this. A genuine whale bone sled.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 03 17 at 03:43 AM • permalink

  30. And the new secret fuel addative...get your minds out of the gutter!

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 03 17 at 03:57 AM • permalink

  31. Thanks again Kae. I owe you for showing me how to link.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 03 17 at 04:42 AM • permalink

  32. what were 16 and 19 through 22 running on? rubber bands??

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 03 17 at 08:20 AM • permalink

  33. #30,

    Don’t knock it, the stuff makes for a great light lubircating oil.

    Use it on my flintlock rifle’s action; haven’t found anything that come close to it.

    Kind of hard to get, though.

    Posted by steveH on 2007 03 17 at 05:17 PM • permalink

  34. steveH

    I remember reading that most of the machinery during the steam era was lubricated by whale oil. It was far superior to petrolium based products of the time.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 03 17 at 06:20 PM • permalink

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