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An interview with George Monbiot:

MONBIOT: It is becoming morally unacceptable now to fly to go on holiday. The carbon emissions per passenger mile are roughly the same from a plane as they are in a car, but while in a car you might travel 10,000 miles in a year, in a plane you travel 10,000 miles in a day. So individually, by taking a flight, you are doing more damage than you could possibly do by any other means, and your luxury is depriving other people of their necessities.

NEWSWEEK: Have you given up flying?

MONBIOT: The only reason for which I will fly is to campaign on climate change.

UPDATE. Also in Newsweek, but making more sense: Richard S. Lindzen.

Posted by Tim B. on 04/09/2007 at 12:55 PM
  1. Newsweak shoots, and scores!

    (An own goal, but still…)

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 04 09 at 01:03 PM • permalink

  2. Only 10,000 miles driven per year?

    Fucking piker!

    The average commute back and forth to work here in Atlanta will chew up that much milage.

    Now count in going back and forth to the store for beer and pizza and porn and you can easily double that figure.

    Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2007 04 09 at 01:09 PM • permalink

  3. ... and your luxury is depriving other people of their necessities.

    Non-sequitur much, George?

    Posted by PW on 2007 04 09 at 01:29 PM • permalink

  4. your luxury is depriving other people of their necessities.

    Example, please.

    You can tell ol’ George is no economist.

    Posted by R C Dean on 2007 04 09 at 01:38 PM • permalink

  5. #4

    Moonbat is a typical Leftist “zero-sum-game” economist. Truly, it’s Gospel to them.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 04 09 at 01:44 PM • permalink

  6. The answer is slower airplanes.  I was always partial to the Aeronca 7AC.  Cars on interstates pass you.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2007 04 09 at 01:47 PM • permalink

  7. Scratch a greenie, find a fascist. Take away our cheap transport, cheap food, cheap housing and cheap electricity so we can live like nice peasants because God, er, Gaia wants us to be humble.

    I also love how he pulls the “all this massive change will only cost 1% of the GDP!” factoid.

    Posted by Fatmouse on 2007 04 09 at 01:59 PM • permalink

  8. Monbiot = Moon bat, only in fwench, right?

    Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 04 09 at 02:11 PM • permalink

  9. The only reason I walk on the carpet at home with dirty shoes is to teach my kids how to clean up the house.

    Posted by filcan on 2007 04 09 at 02:12 PM • permalink

  10. I guess that means you folks in Oz aren’t allowed to leave home.  Ever.  Or are the environazis going to permit ferry service between Sydney and Wellington, or maybe a monthly tugboat to Bali? 

    Personally I would be happy never to fly again; for our trip to Salt Lake City this coming July summer I even looked into railroad schedules.  Unfortunately it is not only slower (36 hours as opposed to 3) it is a lot of more expensive, and Amtrak’s on-time
    record is pretty poor.  So we’ll be taking to the skies again - Delta, since their departure lounge at O’Hare does not have CNN blasting its wares at captive travelers.

    Posted by Sonetka's Mom on 2007 04 09 at 02:21 PM • permalink

  11. #10 -

    No, Australians can go anywhere - but they have to swim!

    Posted by Parker on 2007 04 09 at 02:40 PM • permalink

  12. “The only reason for which I will fly is to combat climate change”. There’s no way he could say that with a straight face.

    Posted by greene on 2007 04 09 at 02:49 PM • permalink

  13. Maybe we can arrange for Georgie to travel entirely by Greek cruise ships…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 04 09 at 03:03 PM • permalink

  14. Is it holiday flying if I board a 747 to come clock Monbiot?

    Damn.  I guess it is.  Pity.

    Posted by SSG Pooh on 2007 04 09 at 03:07 PM • permalink

  15. That’s my governator, my liberal in conservative’s clothing, there on the cover. I’m so proud.

    Moonbat’s not the only one advocating for the world-wide collapse of the tourist industry. Some
    homegrown ‘biots concur:

    The first question is simply this: is it sustainable to regularly travel long distances, by plane or otherwise? If we want to care for the environment can we continue to holiday in the same way with a clear conscience?

    “No,” says Associate Professor Stephen Wearing from the school of leisure, sport and tourism at the University of Technology, Sydney.

    “The real ecotourist stays at home,” he says. “It’s the postmodern dilemma, isn’t it, because the amount of impact you have in just travelling to your destination is huge in terms of carbon emissions - and obviously the market’s cottoned on to that because you’ve got the carbon emission extra fee payments for airline tickets.”

    Snip

    A number of airlines and travel companies now offer offset options. One of these is Intrepid Travel, which on January 1 introduced compulsory offset fees of between $25 and $206 with its flights. (Intrepid offsets through Origin Energy. People wishing to check the company’s offset options can visit its website at http://www.origin.com.au.)

    I’d be interested in knowing how this policy has impacted Intrepid’s bottom line.

    And then there’s this gem from another of the newsweak GW storiesAn African Revolution:

    But keep reading: a burgeoning green revolution is already helping Africans adapt, enriching barren soil, training farmers and providing them with hardy hybrid seeds, and working with the private sector to help farmers enter the marketplace. And these programs are more effective and cheaper than previous efforts.

    Ethiopia has doubled its grain-food production in the last 12 years and may double it again. Last year Malawi, whose neighbors suffered food shortages, harvested twice the maize of the previous year. The explanation? National policies based on good science, providing farmers with fertilizer to overcome the lack of nitrogen and phosphorous in their soils and specially bred seeds that are higher yield and more pest- and drought-resistant.

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Policies we conservatives have been trying to advance in the third world for decades (centuries, millennia) are now attributed to the nascent “green revolution” and as such are finally worthy of note and deserving of praise. We should thank Gaia that the greens came up with this whole “teach a man to plant” strategy. Wonder how they ever thought of it.

    To newsweak’s credit (I guess), they give the ever sensible Richard Lindzen a voice.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 04 09 at 03:09 PM • permalink

  16. Fine George, I wont fly anymore but you and your fellow leftist travelers cant call me a provincial, ugly american for haveing never crossed my borders…...it being somewhat difficult to drive my car to the UK.

    Posted by debi L. on 2007 04 09 at 03:11 PM • permalink

  17. “The only reason I drink is to prove I’m not an alcoholic.”

    “The only reason I pay hookers is to prove I’m above sins of the flesh.”

    “The only reason I snort cocaine is to prevent others from abusing it.”

    You too can create incredible non sequiturs with the amazing PACO™ MonBiotica 2000.

    Posted by SoberHT on 2007 04 09 at 03:40 PM • permalink

  18. In other Gorebull Warmenizing news:

    An entire 4-game series between the Cleveland Indians and the Seattle Mariners has now been snowed out.  The Indians now have to go to Milwaukee (where the stadium has a roof on it) to play their next series.

    Posted by Vexorg on 2007 04 09 at 03:45 PM • permalink

  19. #15 Kyda Sylvester

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Policies we conservatives have been trying to advance in the third world for decades (centuries, millennia) are now attributed to the nascent “green revolution” and as such are finally worthy of note and deserving of praise.

    And notice how the Greenies’ howls of protest over genetically-engineered grain, the dreaded “frankenfoods!”, has disappeared in a puff of self-congratulatory smoke.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 04 09 at 03:57 PM • permalink

  20. *have*

    Bah!

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 04 09 at 04:01 PM • permalink

  21. You can tell ol’ George is no economist.

    No, he’s an effing communist, where he expects us to throw money at his priorities….all the while living in the lap of his luxury.

    Screw him!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 04 09 at 04:09 PM • permalink

  22. Forget those carbon credits.

    Necessity credits!  An industry springs forth.

    For sale:  one slightly used Che Burger franchise.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 04 09 at 04:29 PM • permalink

  23. I know an alcoholic.  He says he only drinks to talk about alcoholism.

    Posted by blogagog on 2007 04 09 at 04:58 PM • permalink

  24. “by taking a flight, you are doing more damage than you could possibly do by any other means” ... “The only reason for which I will fly is to campaign on climate change.”

    Jeezus Christ on a Crutch!  The mind boggles.

    “Too stupid to live” really should be a valid diagnosis.

    Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2007 04 09 at 05:15 PM • permalink

  25. Is it okay if I fly from Toronto to Geothermia for green vacations?

    Posted by andycanuck on 2007 04 09 at 05:37 PM • permalink

  26. Tell Monbiot to fly to Chicago immediately.  It is snowing here and we need some of his excess carbon to warm things up.

    Posted by Room 237 on 2007 04 09 at 05:38 PM • permalink

  27. What a self-righteous fathead.

    Let’s get a cause we can get behind and hold a conference in Sweden.  With current demographic trends the blonde is disappearing.  I suggest that we study them at our conference. I will provide the first round.

    Posted by David A on 2007 04 09 at 05:39 PM • permalink

  28. ...I was disappointed to hear about [Al Gore’s] personal energy use. At the same time, I think he has contributed as much to this issue as all other environmental campaigners put together.

    That’s it: My next automobile will be a Hummer H1, with a Chevy Tahoe mounted on the roof.  But I’ll put a Fight global warming sticker on the bumper, so that my own personal “environmental campaign” can buy me Monbiot’s approval.

    Posted by E. Nough on 2007 04 09 at 05:55 PM • permalink

  29. #6 rhhardin;

    I was always partial to the Aeronca 7AC.  Cars on interstates pass you.

    Cheyenne pass, headed east early one frosty morning. Watching a black smoke-belching VW bug slowly pass me, going in the same direction on Interstate 80 east of Rawlings.

    Took 3 1/2 days to fly from Pope Valley, CA to Beck’s Grove, NY. No lights or radio on the 1946 7AC; the only electrics were the magnetos on the engine.

    Sure did beat driving.

    Posted by steveH on 2007 04 09 at 06:11 PM • permalink

  30. #11 & 10

    Yeah, Parker, but we Aussies all learn to swim at a very early age…

    Posted by kae on 2007 04 09 at 06:33 PM • permalink

  31. #14 & 12

    No, it’s not really holiday flying, you will be combatting climate change if you clock Monbiot.

    Posted by kae on 2007 04 09 at 06:34 PM • permalink

  32. “No,” says Associate Professor Stephen Wearing from the school of leisure, sport and tourism at the University of Technology, Sydney.

    This fool is ensconced among one of the fastest growing academic areas churning out graduates in Hospitality and Tourism, and advocating less travel?

    Posted by kae on 2007 04 09 at 06:39 PM • permalink

  33. Whatever happened to Think Globally, Act Locally, Moonblot?
    Is world ‘eco-travel’ too lucrative to resist for geniuses like you?

    Posted by Barrie on 2007 04 09 at 06:47 PM • permalink

  34. George’s 90% Solution sounds a little unhandy and might scare the little people away from the path of unlightenment. With some tinkering around the edges, Endlösung could encapsulate everything a gaia worshipper might possibly want.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 04 09 at 06:55 PM • permalink

  35. I vote for a compromise: fly out to where Monbiot is, then fit him with a pair of concrete shoes and introduce him to the East River. That will save the planet the massive amounts of C02 that he would obviously produce by breathing and flying everywhere to talk about global warming. As a bonus, his carcass will feed thousands of deprived marine and bacterial life.

    Posted by Tungsten Monk on 2007 04 09 at 07:08 PM • permalink

  36. It is exceedingly frustrating to me the level of ignorance about climate change we are seeing from the average Hawaiian. Seems to me I have little choice but to go there again.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 04 09 at 07:08 PM • permalink

  37. Classic quotes -

    MONBIOT: “The only reason for which I will fly is to campaign on climate change.”

    An American Major in Vietnam to journalist Peter Arnett: “It became necessary to destroy the village in order to save it.”

    Posted by Harry Buttle on 2007 04 09 at 07:11 PM • permalink

  38. Hey Tim,

    Did you catch this one?

    Solomons Quake Destroys Delicate Marine Ecosystem!

    Gaia is suicidal, I tell you.  Upset at all the… climate.  Just can’t take it anymore.

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 04 09 at 07:12 PM • permalink

  39. e. nough—don’t forget the charcoal grille on the tailgate.  You don’t have to keep it lit while driving, but it’s a hoot to watch…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 04 09 at 08:12 PM • permalink

  40. The only reason for which I will fly is to campaign on climate change.

    Well now let’s see: He doesn’t fly for any other business.  Well that’s some sacrifice considering his business is crapping on about campaigning on climate change - and a lucrative racket it is too.

    But what about the holidays you may ask:  Well that’s OK too because there are important GW conferences every year in Switzerland, Brazil, Japan, and who knows, maybe even Vegas.

    So you see if you set yourself up right, this GW thing really is a win-win situation.

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 04 09 at 08:58 PM • permalink

  41. I mourn for the trees that were felled and pulped to make paper to give this indescribably moronic twat a medium to air his absurd twaddle.

    Posted by BIWOZ on 2007 04 09 at 09:02 PM • permalink

  42. Ethiopia has doubled its grain-food production in the last 12 years and may double it again.

    Which puts the beginning of the period in question back to 1995, when the first elected government took over after decades of Marxist rule.

    Posted by Warmongering Lunatic on 2007 04 09 at 09:09 PM • permalink

  43. What about leisure travel?
    It is becoming morally unacceptable now to fly to go on holiday.

    Ah, good to see morals in a scientific debate.

    Wait, what debate?  Monbiot says so, so we must concur - join the “Logan’s Run” queue people, we must all die at age 30 and be harvested for our carbon.  Recycle me now.

    Posted by peter m on 2007 04 09 at 09:18 PM • permalink

  44. One of the real tragedies of the Internet is that people have become self-parodying. Nobody would have made that up and attributed it to a Green. It’s too archetypal.

    Takes all the fun outta whacking the pinata if you know it’s going self distruct in ten seconds anyhow.

    Posted by brett_l on 2007 04 09 at 09:21 PM • permalink

  45. “The only reason for which I will fly is to campaign on climate change.”

    Whoa ....  Isn’t that a bit like fucking for virginity??

    Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2007 04 09 at 09:29 PM • permalink

  46. It is becoming morally unacceptable now to fly to go on holiday. The carbon emissions per passenger mile are roughly the same from a plane as they are in a car, but while in a car you might travel 10,000 miles in a year, in a plane you travel 10,000 miles in a day.

    Ya know, that may just settle my vacation plans. Fly out to Arizona, then drive out the southwest looking at the remains of a culture destroyed by climate change.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 04 09 at 09:31 PM • permalink

  47. Key phrase here: “Per passenger mile.”

    One person goes on holiday in a car, drives 250 miles each way. That’s 500 passenger miles, for one person.

    A planeload of people - 200? - flies 10,000 miles. That’s fifty passenger miles per person. One hundred per person for round trip.

    This dumbass didn’t even try to do the math. Flight is a MORE efficient form of transportation, not less.

    But hey, what do I know? I’m just a logical RWDB who can add, subtract and divide.

    Posted by Dr Alice on 2007 04 09 at 09:57 PM • permalink

  48. I live under an airport approach corridor. Giant planes filled with rich human nougat slide overhead every few minutes. The older planes make a hellish racket, but they’re fewer than they used to be. (The noisiest plane EVER was a Soviet jet that delivered St. Gorbachev unto our land; when it took off the vibrations from the engines set off car alarms for a nine-mile radius, and to this day members of the Plasterer’s Union celebrate the visit with a yearly parade.)

    Today I watched three giant planes soar over, each loaded with hundreds of people, and the planes were almost whisper quiet. I could sit outside and talk on the phone while they passed. I know this is just useless anecdotal speculation, but if the planes are quieter, something tells me that they might be more efficient as well.

    Many of the jets are cargo planes, incidentally – FedEx and UPS, their bellies no doubt laden with goodies from Amazon. I’m tempted to order something by Monbiot just for the pleasure of having it delivered by the big silver shame-tube. And then send him a taunting letter, which of course would require transportation by similar means. Hell, if everyone outside of Britain sends him something to be autographed, we could bump his carbon footprint up to nine yards square.

    Posted by Lileks on 2007 04 09 at 10:36 PM • permalink

  49. All the lefty talking points, wrapped up in an add for his GW themed book. Hes well worth putting on the same podium as Al Gore.

    “NEWSWEEK: Where do you come up with this 90 percent figure?
    George Monbiot: It’s not an exact science.”
    PACO Translation; Im pulling this out my arse…

    “What will happen if we don’t achieve that?
    Hurricane Katrina was a glimpse of a possible future..”
    PACO Translation; Thank christ a once in a generation storm, aided by shoddy earthworks, lets me talk about somewhere other than Bangladesh, after all they are just “brown” anyway…

    “But how much would all of this cost, and who would pay for it?
    My rough estimate is about a 50 percent increase in energy costs..”
    PACO Translation; Every single thing on earth takes energy to produce, transport, and dispose of, the multiplication factor on adding 50% tax to every stage will be phenominal, I am well off enough that it shouldnt force me to penupy but boy are you plebs screwed..

    “Don’t you think suggesting we virtually eliminate air travel is unrealistic? What’s the alternative?
    There are lots of ways of engaging with people that don’t require business travel. For instance, a video link..”
    PACO Translation; This will be perfect for everyone except me…

    “How optimistic are you that the world will take you seriously?
    It’s pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will.”
    PACO Translation; Honks large red clown nose, shuffles accross the room and gets into a improbably small clown car, when it fails to start he lifts the hood. Dwarf clown creampies him in the face…..

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 04 09 at 10:37 PM • permalink

  50. I pledge that the only reason for which I will fly is to deprive other people of their necessities.

    Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 04 09 at 10:39 PM • permalink

  51. #47:

    Your point is correct, but passenger miles are the number of passengers multiplied with the number of miles travelled.

    Posted by PW on 2007 04 09 at 10:50 PM • permalink

  52. Zut Alors!
    I must conteenue to explore ze world of Cabernet in order to demonstrate to you, mes ami, ze evils of le plonque.
    Teem Blair will test drive all ze macho machines at grand vitesse, as hees contribution to our understanding of the nastinesse of zese ‘sings.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 04 09 at 11:17 PM • permalink

  53. margos ...It is exceedingly frustrating to me the level of ignorance about climate change we are seeing from the average Hawaiian. Seems to me I have little choice but to go there again.

    I agree Margos, we must go there again and find out for ourselves this terrible destruction. Pack your cosy and sunscreen and bring your grass skirt and while your there pack in your party dress.

    Shocking this climate change!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 04 09 at 11:25 PM • permalink

  54. Mela Kalikimaka Margos !

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 04 09 at 11:28 PM • permalink

  55. I’m just five hours off the plane that flew me from Las Vegas, where it was warm, to Cincinnati, where it is freakin’ cold.  As usual, it was a three and a half hour exercise in life as a sardine.  If an obtuse, pretentious prick like Monbiot can do it, so can I.  Too bad about all the necessities I stole from other people by indulging in my so-called luxury.

    Speaking of Las Vegas, I wish I could send every moonbat in the world there for just one week.  The World Capitol of Self Indulgence would either seduce them into a saner, more joyful response to life, or it kill them by apoplexy.  Either result works for me.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 04 09 at 11:30 PM • permalink

  56. Pack your cosy and sunscreen and bring your grass skirt and while your there pack in your party dress.

    pack your cosy? huh?

    Oh, cossie*. OK. Can I come too? Hawaii’s pretty.

    cossie = swimming costume, swimming ‘cossie’

    Speedos, the Aussie cossie.

    Posted by kae on 2007 04 09 at 11:33 PM • permalink

  57. *cossie =

    PIMF

    Posted by kae on 2007 04 09 at 11:34 PM • permalink

  58. Yes Kae…. bikinnis…Come for a 2007 Blair Festival in Hawaii.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 04 09 at 11:36 PM • permalink

  59. It’s the best place, I stayed last time in a hotel with dolphin pools where you could swim with them. It had it’s own beach and pool water boys…

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 04 09 at 11:37 PM • permalink

  60. My smugmeter is set on high - I’ve been walking to work - OK it’s only 800 metres from my front door to my workplace and yes my car is sadly very sick…..otherwise I would drive (for that extra few minutes at home) butI my carbon footprint is now down from Size 10 wide fitting to Size 8 and reducing with each breathless step

    Posted by aussiemagpie on 2007 04 09 at 11:41 PM • permalink

  61. Tim Blair’s Hawaii Fest for 2007.. Book soon for a fun packed blogging conference on something or something something.

    Entry is being able to say in two seconds.

    Blair news, it’s gutsy and it’s good.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 04 09 at 11:41 PM • permalink

  62. rofla aussiemg

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 04 09 at 11:43 PM • permalink

  63. #48 - Lileks

    I grew up living all over the place and developed a life long interest in aircraft. My father (a diplomat) and I used to trundle out to Moscow airport just to watch the TU-114s come in to land. They featured four engines with counter rotating propellers and, joy of joy for a kid, would deploy a parachute on landing to slow them down.

    Later on we lived in Burma and every so often we’d go to the airport just to see the TU-154 land and take off. It was the noisiest thing imaginable. A lot of Russian planes would have to leave their landing gear down for quite a while after taking off in order for them to cool down enough so as not to start a fire in the wheel bay.

    Posted by Jack Lacton on 2007 04 09 at 11:47 PM • permalink

  64. Check Phat Phil Adams latest :

    He is talking about the environment and suddenly it is ‘DA JOOOOOOOS’:

    “It is Bush who pushes this barrow, which has always included blind support for Israel. According to American evangelicals the existence of the Jewish state is a precondition for the Second Coming, and an opportunistic Israel isn’t going to say no to the backing of millions in the US. “

    WTF?????????!!!!!!!!

    Posted by chileau on 2007 04 09 at 11:49 PM • permalink

  65. NEWSWEEK: Where do you come up with this 90 percent figure?
    George Monbiot: It’s not an exact science. But the probability suggests that if you have more than 450 parts per million of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, you are likely to have 2 degrees of climate change.

    Two lousy degrees? And for this every developed country has to reduce its carbon output by 90%? Well sorry George, I’m not buying it. Leave me to deal with the terrifying consequences of two degrees of warming, but leave my carbon footprint alone. Two degrees. Are you serious?

    Posted by CO² max on 2007 04 09 at 11:52 PM • permalink

  66. MONBIOT: The only reason for which I will fly drink is to campaign on climate change alcoholism.

    Posted by Bonmot on 2007 04 09 at 11:52 PM • permalink

  67. #63 - Jack:

    Sounds like typical Soviet practicality; I’m surprised they didn’t impregnate the parachute cloth with gunpowder to save the workers the trouble of repacking it. Because they’d only screw it up, being drunk, and then it wouldn’t work. Better to ignite it.

    Personally, I think the TUs were an offshoot of a bizarre Russian anti-constipation device. There’s no good reason they had to be that loud and that rumbly.

    Posted by Lileks on 2007 04 09 at 11:55 PM • permalink

  68. #51:

    Your point is correct, but passenger miles are the number of passengers multiplied with the number of miles travelled.

    Huh?? Well…  ::sputter::  are you sure?
    Honestly, I had no idea they were calculated that way. Still, we agree that en masse it’s more fuel efficient to travel by air.

    Posted by Dr Alice on 2007 04 10 at 12:01 AM • permalink

  69. P.S. Hi James! Big fan here!

    Posted by Dr Alice on 2007 04 10 at 12:03 AM • permalink

  70. You know, we could all enjoy some greener travel miles if we just flew in zeppelins.  Of course, the global warming would probably ignite the hydrogen.  Damn that Bush!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 04 10 at 12:41 AM • permalink

  71. #62 1.618

    That trip to Hawaii - like a convention thingie? Two powerpoint presentations and an inspirational talk by Bryce Courtenay over a week and 2 weeks of swimming, partying, etc? I’m in!

    Last time we were there in Waikiki we had brekkie on the beach outside the hotel on our last morning (champagne brekkie - bubbly with Macca’s)

    Great memories

    Posted by aussiemagpie on 2007 04 10 at 12:42 AM • permalink

  72. Jack
    And then there is the AN-72 “Coaler”. After a few of the early production aircraft had engines blow-up in mid-flight, the pilots’ pre-takeoff procedures required running the engines at full power for one minute. If the engines did not explode, then it was safe to fly.

    Cheers

    Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 04 10 at 12:47 AM • permalink

  73. Noisiest thing I’ve ever encountered (besides demented hippies with bullhorns, and Motorhead), was an Ilyushin 52*- a soviet knock-off of the dreadful and loud Vickers VC10. Polish airline LOT used to operate them, and you could hear the fuckers 10 miles out over Moreton Bay, shrieking like a banshee with its tits caught in a mangle. The only other things I’ve heard come close to that racket was a Caravelle from the ‘50s which used to wheeze its way to Noumea a couple of times a week, somehow never falling into a watery grave when its 4 million hour airframe disintergrated, and a Nimrod on a round-the world tour before decomissioning; these were based on the gravity-agreeing Comet, and which appeared to be powered by pulse jets salvaged from captured V1 missiles.

    Jet turbine engines have progressed a tad since these howling kero-siphons.

    *A few Pacific air cargo operators use an Ilyushin knock-off of a C130, the IL76, which has the added benefit of a bomb-aimers glazed nose, just the thing for lining up where to have a vodka-fueled slash out the central gun ports so you spray German tourists lolling on the beach below. I also was present for the first arrival of an Antonov freighter into Australia, carrying a section of the coal loader at Hay Point- bigger than a C5 Galaxy, and apparently made out of crushed beer cans. The crew had also spent the trip creating the raw materials for another aircraft, and were so advanced in this project they could barely stand.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 04 10 at 12:49 AM • permalink

  74. From the article by Richard Lindzen:

    Enron was a leading lobbyist for Kyoto because it had hoped to capitalize on emissions trading.

    Heh!  That ought to twist a whole bunch of panties into knots!

    And I like the last paragraph:

    Lindzen is the Alfred P. Sloan Professor of Meteorology at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. His research has always been funded exclusively by the U.S. government. He receives no funding from any energy companies.

    What is MSNBC doing, being so open?  It’s unnatural, I tells ya!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 04 10 at 12:53 AM • permalink

  75. I wonder how many frequent liar miles Monidiot has racked up?

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 04 10 at 12:57 AM • permalink

  76. 2 degrees of climate change?

    “The year 2006 was sixth warmest on record, exceeded by 1998, 2005, 2003, 2002 and 2004.”

    http://www.cru.uea.ac.uk/cru/info/warming/


    Its still cooler than it was in 1998.

    Except for the dip in 1999,2000,2001 the temperature has flat-lined.

    Its stopped getting warmer!!!


    19980.546
    19990.296
    20000.27
    20010.409
    20020.464
    20030.473
    20040.447
    20050.482
    20060.42


    And most of that “increase” has been in urban areas.

    And, 2006 is still only .4C over:

    1878, 1939 - 1944, 1958, 1969

    18780.023
    19380.009
    1939-0.001
    19400.018
    19410.077
    1942-0.031
    1943-0.028
    19440.12
    1958-0.01
    1969-0.01

    Besides, more sunlight has reached the earth recently:

    “The NASA study also sheds light on the puzzling observations by other scientists that the amount of sunlight reaching Earth’s surface, which had been steadily declining in recent decades, suddenly started to rebound around 1990.”

    http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/NasaNews/2007/2007031524529.html

    Posted by Not on 2007 04 10 at 01:07 AM • permalink

  77. How optimistic are you that the world will take you seriously?
    It’s pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will.

    In other words : I know the world won’t take me seriously but I am determined to ride this gravy train for as long as possible.

    Posted by CO² max on 2007 04 10 at 01:08 AM • permalink

  78. Sorry, for soem reason the space after the year in each column disappeared.

    Sort of spoils the argument if you can’t read it:


    1998 0.546
    1999 0.296
    2000 0.27
    2001 0.409
    2002 0.464
    2003 0.473
    2004 0.447
    2005 0.482
    2006 0.42

    And most of that “increase” has been in urban areas.

    And, 2006 is still only .4C over:

    1878, 1939 - 1944, 1958, 1969

    1878 0.023
    1938 0.009
    1939 -0.001
    1940 0.018
    1941 0.077
    1942 -0.031
    1943 -0.028
    1944   0.12
    1958 -0.01
    1969 -0.01

    Posted by Not on 2007 04 10 at 01:09 AM • permalink

  79. O/T Just heard on the radio

    For all Rugby league fans - Andrew Johns has retired because of his neck injury

    Posted by aussiemagpie on 2007 04 10 at 01:10 AM • permalink

  80. #78 Not

    well, we’re still all gonna die…

    laughing when these fools are proven wrong in, oh, 15 years?

    Wish we didn’t have to wait so long.

    Posted by kae on 2007 04 10 at 01:14 AM • permalink

  81. #80 kae,

    At which point, they’ll make even more ridiculous catastophic predictions, that will be taken just as seriously. Dr. Paul Erhlich being a perfect example: if there ever was an academic who should have absolutely ZERO credibility…

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 04 10 at 01:40 AM • permalink

  82. #81
    Yes, Spiny, I just wish we didn’t have to wait so long.
    I suppose they can only concentrate on one Catastrophic Man-made World Destroying Event™ ® at a time.

    Posted by kae on 2007 04 10 at 01:49 AM • permalink

  83. I am confident we will soon see George campaigning for climate change in Monte Carlo, Bermuda, Aspen, the Seychelles etc..

    Posted by squawkbox on 2007 04 10 at 02:26 AM • permalink

  84. I couldn’t help noticing the quote from fellow moonbat, Yvonne Ridley (of Islamic convert fame), on an earlier post ‘Fixation on Preaching’

    “I’ve visited over 20 different countries in the last three years and Australia is the most shocking in terms of deterioration.”

    20 countries in 3 years? 

    Wow. No eco-warrior, she.

    Posted by pommygranate on 2007 04 10 at 02:34 AM • permalink

  85. The Blair Conference coming soon to Hawaii.

    Where do you want to stay delegates? Do we have to wear grand poo baa hats? Or the Blair T-shirts? or Burqas?

    null

    Aussiemagpie you’re in!! tee hee Tim B, you’re with me!!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 04 10 at 04:48 AM • permalink

  86. #64 Chileau

    Talk about taking one for the team!

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2007 04 10 at 06:22 AM • permalink

  87. I hope everyone watched South Park last night..

    The US was consumed by a perfect-storm type smug cloud when everyone in South Park bought Prius’ and their smug collided with the smug generated from George Clooney’s academy award speech.

    Wikipedia entry

    Posted by duncanm on 2007 04 10 at 06:40 AM • permalink

  88. #78 The logical explanation regarding increases in temperatures in urban areas is found in the CBC documentary “Doomsday Called Off”, essentially having everything to do with the landscape change to structures and asphalt.
    Not sure if it has been linked to on Tim’s site before but is weill worth a view.

    Doomsday Called Off 1 of 5

    Doomsday Called Off 2 of 5

    Doomsday Called Off 3 of 5

    Doomsday Called Off 4 of 5

    Doomsday Called Off 5 of 5

    Posted by Hank Reardon on 2007 04 10 at 07:08 AM • permalink

  89. #73 - Low bypass engines of three-four decades ago were screamers. I was in Adelaide airport in the late 50s when a 707 took off - it scared the bejeebers out of me - and I had just flown over from Port Lincoln in a DC3, which wasn’t exactly quiet in the cabin.

    A few weeks ago an F-18 was doing vertical climbs over Albert Park just before the GP started - little or no bypass in a military engine. Amazing - the year before you could hear that in my suburb 15km out. I thought that if you’re in Iraq or Afghanistan on the wrong side and hear that - you’re all ready dead.

    Posted by walterplinge on 2007 04 10 at 07:09 AM • permalink

  90. #68, Huh, yeah. 

    I guess I’ll have to cancel my flight to NYC so I can drive instead, cuz you know driving from detroit is so many less miles than flying direct—oh wait, flying is both less miles and more fuel efficient.  Nevermind.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2007 04 10 at 08:06 AM • permalink

  91. Driving to Manhattan:
    614 miles (google maps)
    Flying:
    501 miles (nwa.com)

    Passenger Car:
    3,527 BTU/Passenger-Mile
    Domestic Airliner:
    3,297 BTU/Passenger-Mile

    Total Energy Consumption Passenger Car:
    2165578 BTU
    Total Energy Domestic Airliner:
    1651797 BTU

    Energy Savings by flying: 24%

    Cost analysis—

    Passanger Car: Fuel $135 + Parking $50 + Toll $30 + Time $304 (Median Personal Income/2080Hrs*20hrs travel time)=
    $519

    Air: Ticket $180 + Gas $9 (to/from airport) Parking $24 + Cab/Bus $40 + Time $128(Median Personal Income/2080Hrs*8hrs travel time)=
    $381

    Of course, this assumes a much lower income than for me personally, and for an individual travelling alone, I’d expect the BTU/passenger-mile to be a little higher for a passanger car (though not much, I doubt the average passengers in a car are much more than 1).

    Posted by aaron_ on 2007 04 10 at 09:36 AM • permalink

  92. Mmmm. Let’s see how George is getting on with that “don’t fly unless you’re against it” campaign…

    According to my back of the envelope sums, I’ve flown about 55,000 miles this year so far.

    I’d say that most of those miles have been on planes that haven’t had a seat to spare. I hardly ever fly out of Hong Kong with an empty seat visible.

    Cathay Pacific, the carrier with which I fly the most, announced record profits for 2006, despite rises in oil prices (see here).

    Hong Kong International Airport saw passenger and cargo throughput grow 9.1 per cent and 5.2 per cent over 2005, to 44.45 million passengers and 3.58 million tonnes, respectively.  Aircraft movements increased 6.4 per cent, to 280,490 (see here).

    Keep up the good work, George. No matter what these bastards say, I think you’re one helluva fella. Actually, I don’t think that at all. Fuck you.

    Posted by Hanyu on 2007 04 10 at 09:47 AM • permalink

  93. Ralph Fiennes would’ve been better off going by ship. Does ejaculating release greenhouse gases?

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 04 10 at 10:03 AM • permalink

  94. Somebody really needs to keep track of Mr. Monbiot’s travels from this day forward.  I have little doubt that he’ll be prove to be a liar on this point, as well.  It will be like those people who promised to leave the country if John Kerry lost the election but didn’t.  Monbiot won’t stick to his pledge either.  I’m sure, though, when confronted about why he’s just flown from Point A to Point B, he’ll have some ready-made excuse about why it was necesary.  Just this one time.

    Posted by kcom on 2007 04 10 at 10:04 AM • permalink

  95. Oh, he’s on campaign...

    Is it an election or a war, one wonders.

    Posted by mojo on 2007 04 10 at 10:27 AM • permalink

  96. #64 Adamski quoted: ‘and an opportunistic Israel isn’t going to say no to the backing of millions in the US.’

    The one sane bit in the Adam brain-mass has been his long friendship and respect for many Jews he knows.
    But even this is wavering, as the ‘Jewboy neocons’ arouse his lefty contempt and he sees himself out of step with most of his pro-Arab radical crowd.

    Now it’s ‘opportunistic’ for Israel to want just to stay in existenceHow devilishly cunning of The Jew!

    As usual, this debate ignores the conservative beliefs about a literal Messiah within Judaism, as well as the threat of the Hidden 12th Mahdi of the Shi-ite Iranians.

    It’s blame Bush and evangelicals all the way, as usual…

    Posted by Barrie on 2007 04 11 at 07:35 AM • permalink

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