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PLANET ABLAZE
Hysterical warmybaby Bill McHarg drools his way through nearly three minutes of earth-burning paranoia. John Howard’s planet-wrecking machine (shown at the 1.40 mark) is beautiful, however.
(Via eeniemeenie)
Hold up there, a minute, McHarg! I don’t remember giving you permission to use the marketing video for the Polyarmed Arboreal Chopping Obliterator in your campaign ad. I’ll have you know that our attorney, Ring M. Drye, Esq., is a prison trustee and can get access to all of the necessary materials he needs to sue you right down to your last solar panel. I don’t care how many cartons of cigarettes it takes, we will press this matter to the fullest extent of the law. As Drye would (and will) say, “govern yourself accordingly.”
I couldn’t be bothered listening to the soundtrack so perhaps someone could kindly explain to me what the green pulses coming from the middle of Australia that cooled the planet actually are?
Just from the visuals the story I gleaned was that Fox Mulder had uncovered a secret UFO base in the middle of Oz and that tachyon pulses from the UFO have a coolering effect on the Earth.
Did I misread this?
—Nora
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 18 at 10:48 PM • permalinkWhat a lovely machine. I MUST HAVE ONE.
I also very much enjoyed the scene where Howard shoveled cabbages into a furnace. The mad fool! Now the cabbages are ANGRY!
Posted by Don't Bogart that Midget, Comrade! on 2007 11 18 at 10:49 PM • permalinkOT
“He was lying there with his genitalia exposed next to the stuffed dog,” said Crown attorney John Peden.
Posted by Mambo Bananapatch on 2007 11 18 at 11:18 PM • permalink#10; you can get charged for mischief over there?
Harsh. Lord knows what sort of hot water shennanigans will land you in.
Posted by anonymous guest on 2007 11 18 at 11:32 PM • permalink#12; that pesky criminal code. so are shennanigans in there as well?
Posted by anonymous guest on 2007 11 18 at 11:40 PM • permalinkPenalty units are a sneaky way of setting fines for offences. They just define the fines in the various acts in terms of penalty units, and then separately define what a penalty unit is. Then, instead of having to revise a whole lot of acts and regulations to stiff us for more money, they just change the definition of the penalty unit. More money (for them) for less work - a politicians dream!
Now the cabbages are ANGRY!
First
these and now cabbages.Alas, humanity is doomed. DOOMED, I tells ya!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 11 19 at 02:07 AM • permalinkMcHarg
McHogg
coincidence or drag king?
The facial features are too blurred by bobblehead affliction to say one way or the other.
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 19 at 02:22 AM • permalinkThat planet-killing machine JoHo was gleefully riding looked frickin’ AWESOME! How do I get one? No, really, this is not satire, I really want a machine that has multiple powered cutting and killing attachments.
It would come in ‘handy’ at times to go to the shops or off for a pleasant country drive around the traps.
Strikes me that this “Planet First” organisation is a disgraceful discriminatory organisation full of planetists - an intergalactic version of the KKK, if you will.
All images are of the Earth. They clearly don’t give a rats arse about other minority planets like this ‘un.
They would just as soon stand by and let Uranus fry. Shame on you Planet First!
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 11 19 at 03:54 AM • permalinkNo, Pickles, it should be fuck off Geldof.
If aid is such an issue for you and Australia’s contribution is so pathetically low, you’re a millionaire, put your money into it. Don’t perform some awareness raising concert and donate some of the money from that, put your OWN money into it. C’mon, sunshine. You can do it.#43 Blogstrop
Why am I not surprised?#36 Lord May- former scientific advisor to Tony Blair, flown out especially for this election.
He’s giving a lecture in Sydney tonight. One of his hobby horses is the need to dramatically lower the population of the world.
A useful tool for global warmmongers and future genocidal maniacs alike. (oops tautology)
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 19 at 04:38 AM • permalink#47 should be #43
as for #36 agreed one of the meanest countries in the world-???
a man whose live aid scam funded Mengistu’s army on their bloodthirsty rampage through Eritrea has the hide to say that?-FUCK OFF BOB
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 19 at 04:45 AM • permalink#47 What of the following horsemen does he propose to enlist, apart from the last, which would seem to be a given?
War, Famine, Pestilence, Death!!!......or we could sex it up a bit…....
Nuclear Holocaust,
Starvation due to diversion of good land to grow ethanol plants to supply the gores of the world.
AIDS, Genital Herpes etcAll these would work. Perhaps he could set a good example by self-immolation, prefeably before his diatribe.
Cheers
RodC#47. Why is it these people never follow through on their premises? If they think the world has too many people in it, why don’t they off themselves and set a good example for the rest of us poor besotted idiots? It’s always somebody else who’s got to sacrifice themselves for the good of ..., well, I guess it would be for their good, since they don’t seem to include themselves in the equation.
#7 Nora -
I couldn’t be bothered listening to the soundtrack so perhaps someone could kindly explain to me what the green pulses coming from the middle of Australia that cooled the planet actually are? Just from the visuals the story I gleaned was that Fox Mulder had uncovered a secret UFO base in the middle of Oz and that tachyon pulses from the UFO have a coolering effect on the Earth. Did I misread this?
No, that’s pretty much what it was about. Which reminds me, it’s time to send Agent X around to misdirect Mulder. Please tell Nick to get his menacing black man persona on. And not to give out so many clues this time! This is not I’ve Got A Secret.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 11 19 at 06:38 AM • permalink#44, kae,
if you’re not aborigine you’re a ‘whitefella’
Geeze, that’s a bit discriminatory isn’t it? What about the “yella fellas”? Hmmmm? Nothing to say? Hmmmm?
Actually, I’m not sure about all that stuff myself. I think it relates to discrimination against part Chinese Aboriginals by Aboriginals who aren’t part Chinese.
Aaaah! Racism! Fun for everyone who isn’t entirely descended from (or doesn’t identify with) proper whitefellas!
#3 paco -
Hold up there, a minute, McHarg! I don’t remember giving you permission to use the marketing video for the Polyarmed Arboreal Chopping Obliterator in your campaign ad.
By the way paco, that damn contraption of yours is malfunctioning. Last week two of them chased me around the VRWC logistics base. One finally caught me and the other proceeded to cut off some of my beautiful hair. I look like Alfafa now. I certainly hope you can fix them.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 11 19 at 06:47 AM • permalinkOT, but sorry, can I ask the assembled Americans here if Whoopie Goldberg is named after these things ?
Posted by ooh honey honey on 2007 11 19 at 07:09 AM • permalink#55, kae,
You’d be a whitefella too.
Don’t be too sure. My lot started off here in Tasmania before the 1850s so I’m suspecting (hoping for?) an Aboriginal connection. If I can find one, and do all the identification stuff as necessary, then my kids will be able to go to university for as long as they want and get paid to do so. I suspect the search will fail but, what the hell! Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
#56
No, more like these items.Cheers
Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 11 19 at 03:17 PM • permalink#59,
So being a leftist means Geldorf had to take part in the theft. Does that mean being a conservative means you support separation of the races?
Posted by mythusmage on 2007 11 20 at 12:32 AM • permalink
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I could only watch a little of it.
Doomed. We’re all doomed. Austrlia’s stuffed. The world’s aflame. (Does he really expect anyone to take the amateurish video accompanying his serious sermon seriously? Seriously?)
(Higher interest rates also prove that we’re stuffed. Of course. FIVE interest rate rises…)