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PHRIGHTENED PHILLIP

Phillip Adams, April 11, 2006:

You are as likely to be killed by lightning, a shark, a crocodile or a deranged teenager in Port Arthur as you are by a terrorist. Add up all the terrorist killings around the world in the past 10 years. It equals the number of Americans killed by handguns in just 10 months.

There is no monolithic terrorist threat and global transnational terrorism is the exception rather than the rule. Terrorism is a fragmented, essentially nationalist phenomenon. Of all the terrorist events from 1991 to 2001, 91 per cent were national in origin and target. These accounted for 94 per cent of the 32,264 fatalities. Terrorism needs to be rethought as a domestic policy issue rather than a military or security threat for the US or Australia.

Moreover, the trillions expended on an orchestrated panic means only a pittance is spent on the world’s real problems. On AIDS in Africa killing millions today. On the prevention of a bird flu pandemic that may well kill a hundred million tomorrow. On climate change, which may well kill the planet. If terrorism is madness, our response is madder still.

The truth of the matter is that terrorism doesn’t frighten Western leaders as much as they pretend. Rather it’s a potent weapon for political incumbents. Any magician will tell you that the secret of all conjuring tricks and illusions is misdirection. The audience is tricked into looking away while the switch is made or the trapdoor opened. Thus terror is used to trick the terrified, distracting attention from more urgent issues.

In Bush’s case, from poverty, public health, decaying infrastructure, environmental scandals, budget blowouts. If you take the nail clippers from air travellers they mightn’t notice the injustices of the Bush tax cuts.

Terrorism is the biggest example of misdirection since Hitler blamed Germany’s problems on the Jews. As he said: “If the Jews didn’t exist we’d have to invent them.”

In the same way, the West invents the terrorist threat.

Phillip Adams, August 15, 2006:

Let the record show that today I’ve cancelled my Qantas flight to London. It was scheduled to land at Heathrow on September 11.

UPDATE. Crittenden: “Y’know, you have to admire a man who isn’t afraid to stand up and tell the world, ‘I am a chickenshit hypocrite.’”

Posted by Tim B. on 08/14/2006 at 08:14 PM
  1. I was going to say he was gutless, but…

    Posted by Hanyu on 2006 08 14 at 08:23 PM • permalink

  2. Silly, superstitious Adams. But how can he claim the West invented a terrorist threat when in his own life the actions he takes are based on its reality? A very strange man.

    Posted by David McBryde on 2006 08 14 at 08:29 PM • permalink

  3. At least the person in the adjacent seat can now get half the armrest.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 08 14 at 08:31 PM • permalink

  4. What a cunt

    Posted by Baldman on 2006 08 14 at 08:33 PM • permalink

  5. There’s Economy Class Syndrome to worry about too, Oz to London.  http://rhhardin.home.mindspring.com/japancut.ecs.ram

    One of the ways to prevent it is ``drink plenty of fluids.’’  So you see the problem.  They don’t let you have fluids.

    He’s right that terrorism is a media event, but the idea is to head off gathering competence in mayhem.

    A dogmatic Islamic future headed off.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2006 08 14 at 08:35 PM • permalink

  6. Let the record show that today I’ve cancelled my Qantas flight to London.

    Later that day, Phil was eaten by a deranged teenage crocodile during an electrical storm.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 08 14 at 08:42 PM • permalink

  7. Phil… hm.  I agree with No 4.

    Posted by ChrisPer on 2006 08 14 at 08:50 PM • permalink

  8. Let the record show that today I’ve cancelled my Qantas flight to London. It was scheduled to land at Heathrow on September 11.

    Want mashed taters and gravy with that chicken, sir?

    Posted by El Cid on 2006 08 14 at 08:50 PM • permalink

  9. We’re supposed to take terrorist deaths in the same frame of mind as deaths from crocs and lightning but he doesn’t want to fly on 9-11.

    Priceless.

    Posted by Synova on 2006 08 14 at 08:57 PM • permalink

  10. I got 3 things to say.

    1)This guy has got to be kidding me!

    2)#6…HA!

    3) since Tim Blairs readers are the smartest in the blogosphere,maybe someone can help me find a quote. the jist is that there ARE worse things than war..like being so depraved that there is nothing in your life worth fighting for…...or something like that. (thin, I know)

    Posted by debi L. on 2006 08 14 at 08:57 PM • permalink

  11. Lefties like to write out of “bravado”; as if they alone can do the statistics and declare, with a houlier-than-thou tone, that only the gullible and statistically illiterate fall for the terror scare.

    It is the chicken-hawk statistics of the left, as Adams demonstrates by his own admission of flight cancellation.

    Posted by closeapproximation on 2006 08 14 at 08:58 PM • permalink

  12. Panic list for August 14, 2006.

    AIDS.
    bird flu pandemic.
    climate change.
    Bu$h tax cuts for the rich.

    Phillip Adams,
    Drama Queen

    Posted by 13times on 2006 08 14 at 09:02 PM • permalink

  13. It was Voltaire who made the well known comment that if God didn’t exist we would have to invent Him. Phillip Adams seems to be implying that Hitler borrowed and modified the quote, and was thus admitting he had cynically made the Jews a convenient scapegoat.

    Although I’ve seen the quote elsewhere that doesn’t mean it’s genuine. I somehow think Hitler really was deluded enough to believe the insane things he said about the Jews.

    However, obviously Adams doesn’t believe the things he says about terrorism. His actions speak louder than his words.

    Posted by Newman on 2006 08 14 at 09:06 PM • permalink

  14. Read it as tourism instead of terrorism and Phatty’s thoughts make more sense. Must be a typo.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2006 08 14 at 09:09 PM • permalink

  15. Well, ya know…he is right. What’s a few thousand deaths among friends. The need for the terrorists to make their statement by killing innocent people should take precedence over the needs of their targets. All we need to do is just accept it as a the new reality. It’s the least we can do, really. And as Mr. Adams points out….most of the deaths due to terrorism are in other countries, so why should we worry?
    What, me worry? AEN [/sarc]

    Posted by rinardman on 2006 08 14 at 09:12 PM • permalink

  16. I’ll bet he doesn’t run with scissors either!

    Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2006 08 14 at 09:13 PM • permalink

  17. oh I get it. More people die of natural causes and misadventure than from terrorism. Therefore, terrorism is not much of a problem. That makes sense. And I guess the same logic applies not just to terrorism, but to war generally. Thanks for the insight, Phil! I’ll stop worrying about such paltry matters as war and terrorism, because all those poor bastards were going to die sometime anyway.

    Posted by daddy dave on 2006 08 14 at 09:14 PM • permalink

  18. We need to get PhilCo on airplane to the States on August 22nd, Tim.  Do something about that, would you?

    (OK, might have to make that two airplanes if the Guppy isn’t available…)

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 08 14 at 09:17 PM • permalink

  19. #16

    I’ll bet he doesn’t run with scissoes either!

    I’ll bet he doesn’t run.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 08 14 at 09:18 PM • permalink

  20. #4 Spot on.

    Posted by jlc on 2006 08 14 at 09:18 PM • permalink

  21. 19. True Dan, only thing he runs is his mouth…

    Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2006 08 14 at 09:20 PM • permalink

  22. Whay does the Hunter Hindenburg need to bother with commmercial flights? Surely his lighter than air status and ample supply of thrust from his commodious colon should have him cruising at high velocity and altitude anywhere in the world, although his bulk would make him an attractive target for surface to air attack, and his preference for black would cause him to absorb the heat of global warming and ozone depletion in the upper atmosphere, causing him to be a magnet for heat-seekings SAMs; perhaps as a counter-measure he could ignite one of his frequent farts, causing the missiles to skew behind his fuselage, and would also give him a burst of speed because of the afterburner effect.

    Frankly, i think this whole story is a subterfuge for effect- Phatty would not meet the volume and weight restrictions for Qantas, which does not have the hardware for such a heavy-lift operation; the Dunny Lane Olive Baron would have had to be loaded on Aeroflot, which have the necessary equipment.

    Posted by Habib on 2006 08 14 at 09:20 PM • permalink

  23. Want mashed taters and gravy with that chicken, sir?

    El Cid, I think that you meant crow, not chicken.  But I take your meaning.  Oh, yes, I do.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 08 14 at 09:21 PM • permalink

  24. He’s also massively wrong about the handgun vs terrorism numbers.

    In 2005, about 14,500 people were killed in terrorist incidents worldwide.

    In the US in 2003 (most recent complete report), a total of 11,920 Americans were killed by firearms, total, not just handguns (leaving out suicide).

    He’s off by more than an order of magnitude, just in that first paragraph.

    Posted by cirby on 2006 08 14 at 09:25 PM • permalink

  25. Terrorism is the biggest example of misdirection since Hitler blamed Germany’s problems on the Jews. As he said: “If the Jews didn’t exist we’d have to invent them.”

    Well don’t know whether Hitler said it or not, but it certainly applies to the Islamic fascists.

    Posted by spyder on 2006 08 14 at 09:27 PM • permalink

  26. re #10, debi, I think this is what you were looking for:

    War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

    John Stuart Mill (1806 - 1873)

    And I’m not that smart…..I remembered the quote in part, but I used The Quotations Page.

    But surely it fits the world today, doesn’t it?

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 08 14 at 09:27 PM • permalink

  27. A leftoid “intellectual” engaging in “do as I say, not as I do”...now there’s a surprise.

    Posted by PW on 2006 08 14 at 09:29 PM • permalink

  28. “Of all the terrorist events from 1991 to 2001, 91 per cent were national in origin and target. These accounted for 94 per cent of the 32,264 fatalities.”

    so the Left really doesn’t care about “the wogs killing each other”. 

    “Terrorism needs to be rethought as a domestic policy issue rather than a military or security threat for the US or Australia.”

    So it can compete on a budget basis with more bloated entitlements for fat lazy slobs like Adams and the dole constituency.

    Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2006 08 14 at 09:29 PM • permalink

  29. The capacity for lefty self-delusion is limitless.  Tomorrow Phil will have a perfectly good rationalization for why he didn’t want to fly on 9/11/06, and it will have nothing to do with terrorism.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 08 14 at 09:32 PM • permalink

  30. The Age, 16 August: Phillip Adams has bravely decided to cancel a flight to England in order to raise international awareness of global warning. The decision comes amidst growing concern over terrorism within that country; an issue which Mr Adams claims is distracting attention away from real global issues such as pandemics, aids and global warning “I see people flying around the world every day and indeed I have been part of this but we must reduce the amount we travel in order to cut down on greenhouse emissions”. Asked weather he was planning to donate the money paid for the ticket to the said causes Mr Adams indicated that while of vital importance he plans to use the money locally, in order to lobby the federal government to take action against lightning, sharks, crocodiles and deranged Port Arthur teenagers “its about time the government starts focusing on the real issues for the people of Australia” he said.

    Posted by Mattofact on 2006 08 14 at 09:39 PM • permalink

  31. #4: couldn’t have put it better myself. Well, actually, maybe I can:

    What a dumb, fat, ugly cunt

    Posted by Dogz on 2006 08 14 at 09:40 PM • permalink

  32. I think that you meant crow, not chicken

    The_Real_JeffS, yeah that’s it.

    Posted by El Cid on 2006 08 14 at 09:41 PM • permalink

  33. Dam spell check.

    Posted by Mattofact on 2006 08 14 at 09:41 PM • permalink

  34. With Adams flying, this was one time you’d be cheering for the terrorists!

    Posted by WeekByWeek on 2006 08 14 at 09:57 PM • permalink

  35. thats it jeff!!!!thankyou! thankyou!

    Posted by debi L. on 2006 08 14 at 10:08 PM • permalink

  36. When the terrorists realised that Phillip Adams was on that flight, they would have stopped the planned atrocity.  He is one of their strongest voices in the commentariat and surely loved down the sewers of Lakemba.

    Posted by Howzat on 2006 08 14 at 10:08 PM • permalink

  37. #10 - debi L, I can also recall a comment along those lines posted here by CJosephson sometime last year. Can’t get to it right now, but you might try the archives for Feb-Mar ‘05.
    It was good enough that I added it to my collection of quotes, which is no help to me because it’s at home.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 08 14 at 10:09 PM • permalink

  38. #28, Van

    So it can compete on a budget basis with more bloated entitlements for fat lazy slobs like Adams and the dole constituency.

    You hit the nail on the head of what is happening on the home front.  Katrina brought out just how deep and wide the corruption is in local government.  There are too many people in the public “sector”, and there is certainly too much of our money.  Everytime they come up with some new “inconvience” for us to spend too much time of our lives having to contend with, it means more power for a “public servant” and a bigger budget - all for our own good, of course.  It is done in small increments, until we find ourselves spending the bulk of our waking hours dealing with the middle men of life.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 08 14 at 10:17 PM • permalink

  39. This guy is a lunatic.  With Adams, I don’t believe the “former” part of, a former Communist.  Gerry

    Posted by Gerry on 2006 08 14 at 10:18 PM • permalink

  40. #10 Also

    “War…heugh…what is it good for? Preventing the Japanese or Iraqis from performing a range of disgusting atrocities on your family…say it again.”

    James Brown

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 08 14 at 10:20 PM • permalink

  41. BTW, semi-ontopic to Adams’ “surprising” change of opinion…

    You know what’s the most grating thing about political coverage here in Germany, and probably in Europe at-large? With the arrests of the would-be plane bombers in London, all manner of normally left-wing print and TV magazines are covered wall to wall with breathless reports on the terrorist menace, but like clockwork they’ll inevitably be back next week writing/broadcasting sneering articles on Bush’s “so-called War on Terror”. At least the Anglosphere journalists seem to be consistent enough to be barracking for the enemy all the time…

    Anyway, the utter unseriousness of today’s mainstream journalism is just astounding. I know I’m hardly the first to say it, but the behaviour borders on insanity.

    Posted by PW on 2006 08 14 at 10:28 PM • permalink

  42. “Add up all the terrorist killings of Westerners around the world in the past 10 years.  (Sure, there have been tens of thousands of non-whites killed by Islamonazis, but they don’t count).”

    There - fixed that for ya’.

    That’s what he really means - might as well say it out loud.

    Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2006 08 14 at 10:29 PM • permalink

  43. spam alert in aisle “Reverse Call”
    comment 42

    I think.

    Posted by kae on 2006 08 14 at 10:43 PM • permalink

  44. Reading through that article, was he trying to make out he was the sensible middle-ground, deep thinking type, and that his email box was daily assailed by a whole bunch of mad, lefty conspiracy peddlers who believe everything they are told is a lie and promote all sorts of half-baked, nonsencial theories about mossad etc???

    Was there ever a bigger case of the very fat pot calling the kettle black???  I mean he couldn’t get his facts straight if his life depended on it…  He’s such a congenital liar that he would have trouble rolling his ample frame into a roughly straight line in his reinforced king-sized bed!!!

    If there are a growing bunch of confused, weird refugees from reality out there who live in some sort of fool’s paradise, it would only be because they have fed themselves on a steady diet of disjointed ramblings and rantings from fools such as Phat Phil for too long…

    Just a cursory glance at many of his recent putrid efforts shows he’s right in the front ranks of those clueless @rseholes in the press who assist the enemy by pumping out rank propaganda, trying to misdirect the attention of the public by making our own governments seem to be the real threat…  And then he cops out at the first occasion his ample @rse might just conceivably be on the line…

    What a disingenuous, cowardly .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)....

    Posted by casanova on 2006 08 14 at 10:59 PM • permalink

  45. You all don’t understand. It isn’t a lack of fortitude.  To summarise the article, it is all Bushitler’s fault that Phat Phil had to cancel his flight.

    Posted by entropy on 2006 08 14 at 11:07 PM • permalink

  46. SHOCK! ABC DISAGREES WITH ADAMS

    Just heard on the ABC how terrified and defensive the Bush Administration is.
    The ABC report that Bush just came back from his hoildays and was huddled with his advisers.
    ‘Huddle’ means to curl or crouch, throw together hurriedly, a secret or closely packed conspiratorial meeting.

    See Phil, terrorism IS terrifying them!

    Posted by Barrie on 2006 08 14 at 11:11 PM • permalink

  47. Churchill said it best: “War is horrible, but slavery is worse.”

    Posted by Toryhere2 on 2006 08 14 at 11:13 PM • permalink

  48. “...It was scheduled to land at Heathrow on September 11.”

    Yeah, well to paraphrase Phil’s cousin in commie corpulence Michael Moore:  if Osama was to destroy Heathrow to get back at Bush, he would be killing people who didn’t vote for him.

    (honestly, this guy’s articles ‘fisk’ themselves)

    Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2006 08 14 at 11:14 PM • permalink

  49. Jeffs, my younger sister had to do a speech on the Futility of War a couple of weeks back.

    I told her to open with that Mill quote. I also gave her one by Steyn to finish on.

    Not what the teacher was expecting that’s for sure and from all reports is was the only speech on the day which didn’t waffle on about the poor innocents slaughtered in war and how peace and understanding are the keys to conflict.

    It is sad when an actual thinker like John Stuart Mill is quoted less often than Cindy Sheehan when we talk about war.

    Posted by The Prez on 2006 08 14 at 11:16 PM • permalink

  50. Adamski Wisdom: Terrorism is a fragmented, essentially nationalist phenomenon.

    Were the 9/11 martyrs nationalists or internationalists?
    Were the Bali targets ‘nationals’?
    Were the 7/7 martyrs just disaffected ‘nationalists’ or influenced by Pakistani extremism?
    Were the Taliban locally educated, or from Pakistan’s madrassas?
    Are the Iraqi Sunnis and Shiites now at each others’ throats uninfluenced by any outsiders?
    Is Hezbollah only intersted in Lebanon?

    What a fool…

    Posted by Barrie on 2006 08 14 at 11:21 PM • permalink

  51. The Prez, it is nice to know some students have a clue.  Thanks for the good word!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 08 14 at 11:23 PM • permalink

  52. I suppose there are some people who really think that war is ‘futile’, but I think that when people make that claim they’re usually worried that the war in question will be all too effective, and the result won’t be to their liking.

    Posted by SteveGW on 2006 08 14 at 11:29 PM • permalink

  53. I don’t know this guy from a hole in the wall, but I’m pretty sure this means, where he’s concerned, the terrorists just won. And y’know, you have to admire a man who isn’t afraid to stand up and tell the world, “I am a chickenshit hypocrite.” That takes balls. Small balls, but balls nonetheless.  Very, very small balls.  Well, diminutive ball-like objects, let’s say.  Miniscule, hard-to-detect-with-the-naked-eye spheroids. It’s like this, over here you have a couple of heroic coconuts, here you have your standard-issue walnuts, and here a couple of dried-up sultanas that have been under the fridge for a while, all shrivelly, flattened and dust-covered ... those are the ones we’re talking about.

    Posted by crittenden on 2006 08 14 at 11:53 PM • permalink

  54. I have always considered Phillip Adams 1) hypocritical; 2) blinded by his own hatred of conservatives and unable to ever see any good at any time in any conservative individual or policy.

    Let the record show that from today I regard Phillip Adams absolutely and utterly barking mad. The man just might be insane.

    Posted by Bonmot on 2006 08 15 at 12:11 AM • permalink

  55. This a wee bit OT but I see he signs off with reference to IR legislation. I am a chartered accountant in SW of WA doing a lot of “Mum and Dad” businesses and wage and salary earners and there is complete and absolute stone cold silence on the IR laws. Petrol prices and Interest rates you can’t shut them up over, but IR is in this part of OZ at least, a complete and absolute non-event. Is the average Joe Blow talking about elsewhere in Oz?

    Posted by the nailgun on 2006 08 15 at 12:24 AM • permalink

  56. #55 nails:
    IR laws? What IR laws you talkin’ about Willis…...

    Posted by Bonmot on 2006 08 15 at 12:39 AM • permalink

  57. Crittenden you funny bar steward.

    Posted by 81Alpha on 2006 08 15 at 01:16 AM • permalink

  58. “If the Jews didn’t exist we’d have to invent them.”

    This doesn’t really sound like something Hitler would have said. It’s cynical enough for him certainly, but his visceral hatred for the jews would probably have prevented him detaching himself from his emotions enough to say this. Perhaps Adams could reassure us about his journalistic (I use the term in its widest - and fattest - sense) integrity (and I use this in its most comical sense) by supplying a reference for the quote. And just saying “Mein Kampf isn’t enough; I want a page reference and an edition number as well.

    Posted by Burbank on 2006 08 15 at 01:18 AM • permalink

  59. Lefties. So many different positions, no one to try them with.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 08 15 at 01:25 AM • permalink

  60. #53 Crittenden LOL.
    I’m not inclined to trust Phat Phils statistics, he lies like a dog in the sun.

    Posted by Daniel San on 2006 08 15 at 01:25 AM • permalink

  61. a deranged teenager in Port Arthur

    that’s never happened.

    Posted by kae on 2006 08 15 at 01:26 AM • permalink

  62. I checked around Phil. The girls are calling you “phatty-phat phat phat”, and Nelson’s planning to pull down your pants, but nobody’s trying to kill ya.

    Posted by The Prez on 2006 08 15 at 01:45 AM • permalink

  63. Statistically you’re far more likely to die of obesity. Haven’t seen him blink in that stare off.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 08 15 at 01:53 AM • permalink

  64. #10 As you have asked, this humble historian offers a quote from Gaius Cornelius Tacitus (c. 56 – c. 117), known for his instantly deep-cutting and dense prose:

    “A bad peace is even worse than war.”

    Phat Phil’s Phleeting “Phacts” Phinally Phall Phlat Phor Pholks Phorever.

    Phuck Phil.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 08 15 at 02:19 AM • permalink

  65. Let the record show that today I’ve cancelled my Qantas flight to London. It was scheduled to land at Heathrow on September 11.

    He shouldn’t have bothered. Cargo flights have yet to be targeted; I’d say he’s safe.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 08 15 at 02:25 AM • permalink

  66. There’s a lot more sense in an article on the same page:

    At this point religious people will jump in to point out that more people have been killed by communism than religion. Leaving aside the fact that communist ideology is similar to a religious ideology, this is like saying there is no point in curing tuberculosis because malaria kills more people.

    The truth is that it is now too dangerous for religion to be given the special status it has always had. When large numbers of people, some of them living among us, want to kill us and our innocent children (surely “innocent children” is a tautology) for no other reason than that we do not believe in their God, we can no longer afford to tiptoe around religious sensitivities. It is time to get rid of the taboo that says religious beliefs have to be quarantined from criticism. It is time to hold some religious beliefs up to ridicule.

    Posted by ilibcc on 2006 08 15 at 02:38 AM • permalink

  67. #64, that’s brilliant!!

    But it does give certain parties time to re-arm….

    Posted by carpefraise on 2006 08 15 at 02:43 AM • permalink

  68. The problem is that Adams takes a starkly utilitarian view of terrorism, that is, he focuses only on the raw numbers, not on the potential for harm and not on the intentions of the terrorists.  For example, the aim of 9/11 was not to kill a “mere” 3000 Americans, but to kill tens of thousands of them and to throw the world into a panic.  Likewise, the aim of this latest plot was to disrupt international air travel.  Put simply, Islamic terrorists want to kill as many of us as possible and want to cause as much terror as possible anywhere they can do so.  The fact that the death toll is now low relative to other numbers is a contingent fact; it will change when and if Islamic terrorists get better weapons.  Hence, it is quite legitimate for political incumbents to treat terrorism as an urgent, international issue.  Indeed, if they don’t, they will find themselves out of office after the next terrorist attack on their soil.

    Put succinctly, x doesn’t cease to be a pressing problem simply because x doesn’t have the same death toll as y or because x might be exploited by political incumbents.  Mad Cow Disease has a very low death toll, but that hardly means that we should pooh-pooh efforts to contain it.

    Posted by Bill Ramey on 2006 08 15 at 02:48 AM • permalink

  69. Ok, a great quote, very timely:

    Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes:
    When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. It is stupidity rather than courage to refuse to recognize danger when it is close upon you.”

    Posted by carpefraise on 2006 08 15 at 02:51 AM • permalink

  70. At least the poor Poms and other travellers of the world having to cope with all the delays and shit at Heathrow won’t have to put up with the added trauma of putting up with the fat, whinging wanker.

    Posted by EliotNess on 2006 08 15 at 03:22 AM • permalink

  71. #64 MentalPhloss

    Phunny.

    Posted by kae on 2006 08 15 at 04:04 AM • permalink

  72. #68 Bill

    Put succinctly, x doesn’t cease to be a pressing problem simply because x doesn’t have the same death toll as y or because x might be exploited by political incumbents.  Mad Cow Disease has a very low death toll, but that hardly means that we should pooh-pooh efforts to contain it.


    Well put, sir.

    Posted by kae on 2006 08 15 at 04:07 AM • permalink

  73. Statistics mean fuck-all when bad shit is happening to you. Phat Phuckwit Phil obviously realised this when he cancelled his flight.

    Posted by EliotNess on 2006 08 15 at 04:13 AM • permalink

  74. Phillip Adams is a hypocritical dickhead.
    The end.

    Posted by Wylie Wilde on 2006 08 15 at 04:25 AM • permalink

  75. Well at least the Olive Rancher’s diseased mind comprehends the lunacy of the RoP fanatics.

    On the other hand he is a plagiarizing, supercilious, dilettante, millionaire socialist slug.

    How he managed to get his chancre-ravaged mini-pizzle into that fit Patrice Newell is a bloody wonder.  Rohipnol, perhaps?

    Posted by Bearded Mullah on 2006 08 15 at 04:39 AM • permalink

  76. “Chancre-ravaged mini-pizzle”—now that’s an insult.

    Posted by jgm on 2006 08 15 at 05:01 AM • permalink

  77. People find Phil an appealing target, he is hard to miss. But it has to be said, the man has guts, and lots of them.

    Posted by rog2 on 2006 08 15 at 05:12 AM • permalink

  78. Uh, yes, we’ll have the Chancre-ravaged mini-pizzle in Tacitus phat, with the sultanas please. And may we see the whine list?  No rush, we’ve cancelled our flight.

    Charming little place, isn’t it?

    Posted by crittenden on 2006 08 15 at 09:15 AM • permalink

  79. Fly Philip fly….

    Posted by crash on 2006 08 15 at 09:18 AM • permalink

  80. Funny how hes worried about the dangers of speaking “truth to power” but wont change what hes doing.
    But when confronted by a threat he considers mythical he changes his plans??

    Someone is playing with their diseased, dangly, fistula ridden lower colon a bit to much i think.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 08 15 at 09:42 AM • permalink

  81. He’s probably trying to book a flight on Paco’s Flying Pig Airlines.  Somehow, it fits so neatly.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 08 15 at 09:43 AM • permalink

  82. #81 No dice. He’s been profiled as the kind of guy who’d scream, “Why kill me?!? Kill the stewardess! Kill the pilot!! Here, I’ll hold ‘em down for you!!” Pork And Chicks Overseas airline doesn’t want that kind on board.

    Posted by paco on 2006 08 15 at 09:50 AM • permalink

  83. Poor old Phat y’know..he has been reduced to attention seeking in a women’s doctors’ wives mag-article entitled “My Country Childhood”.
    Phil thinks a sad childhood is uniquely Adams territory.
    snippets..
    “Mother left home early in my life-I was visited by my bright yellow father” a phenomenon he ascribes to malarial medecine.
    He was “terrified by the prospect of eternity and infinity”.He “decided there couldn’t be a God-Because I didn’t believe in God I had to believe in something else and that was Communism”.
    When he was 13 he “threw his (violent)father across a bed and into a venetian blind(window?).” In 1939 “we lived in EXACTLY the same way people have lived for THOUSANDS OF YEARS because there was NO technology. The only electrical thing was a few light globes and the radio.”
    “My grandfather was immensely wise -he had no schooling but immense decency and kindness.He was a peasant himself and he understood the deprivation of being a peasant farmer.I think everyone should be raised on a little farm and learn about decency.”
    “I coped by escaping into Bohemia and the Communist Party.It was tiny,it was never a threat to anything-full of quixotic characters -romantics and dreamers…I was lavished with attention for the first time in my life by astonishing people.I got a great sense of belonging to something.Many Communist Party people turned into distinguished academics and writers.”
    I kept back books from the Kew Library-‘William” books.” and “None of us knew or cared a damn about Aborigines-MOST AUSTRALIANS HAVE NEVER MET ONE.”
    One of my favourite films was “the third man” set beneath the sewers of Vienna. My friend and I played in the sewers beneath Kew.” Phat splendidly poses on Turkish carpet with his mummy and busts. Interviewed by Ali Gripper.

    Posted by crash on 2006 08 15 at 10:16 AM • permalink

  84. “Terrorism is the biggest example of misdirection since Hitler blamed Germany’s problems on the Jews.”

    The Holocaust was a misdirection?

    From what?

    The concentration camps?

    Revolting.

    Phat Phil sounds like one of the comics from the Edinbrough Fringe Festival (post up above).

    Posted by Forbes on 2006 08 15 at 10:35 AM • permalink

  85. What dead tree rag does this moron write for anyway?

    Does it have UK competition?

    Can any UK competitor pick this pairing up and run with it as a story?

    Please!

    Posted by Pogue Mahone on 2006 08 15 at 11:13 AM • permalink

  86. Hey Paco, any seats left on PACO’s Sept. 11 excursion flight?  You know, the Boston to New York (moment of silence) to Sydney to Bali (moment of silence) to Kabul (loud cheers for freedom, democracy and daisy cutters) to Baghdad (loud cheers for freedom, democracy and Saddam’s trial) to London (moment of silence) flight. 

    Fly with the Pig! Always an extra-leg room emergency exit seat for AQ flight club members. Choice of infidel, I mean inflight movies.

    Posted by crittenden on 2006 08 15 at 11:48 AM • permalink

  87. Apart from regime change in Spain, thus far the principal outcome of terrorist attacks has been to consolidate the power of conservatives from Vladimir Putin to Bush.

    Ah yes, that noted conservative Vladimir Putin. Clueless hump.

    Let the record show that I will be aboard a commercial flight on Sep 11 (although I won’t be landing at Heathrow).

    Crittenden, should we be at all concerned with your, um, attention to Adams’ balls?

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 08 15 at 12:52 PM • permalink

  88. #86 Crittenden: Plenty of seats left, and there’s always a place in the smokers-only bar. Join us for the “In Your Face, Islamofascism!” freedom tour. Plus, the one-hundredth passenger to sign up gets to pull the cord on the restroom-waste tank over Damascus (gargle with that, Assad!).

    Incidentally, your anatomical evaluation of Adams’ family swag was priceless!

    Posted by paco on 2006 08 15 at 01:07 PM • permalink

  89. Kyda: Probably.  But I’m trying to convince myself its purely academic.

    Posted by crittenden on 2006 08 15 at 01:20 PM • permalink

  90. I’d fly with Flying Pig Airlines, or even the Pork & Chicks Overseas subsidiary.  At least they’d let me take my damn water bottle on board, and I bet I wouldn’t even have to take my shoes off to show some security nazi.  (It makes me feel so… dirty)

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 08 15 at 01:33 PM • permalink

  91. 90 Not to worry, Rebecca. We arm all the passengers; no disrobing, de-shoeing or other intrusive security measures required.

    Posted by paco on 2006 08 15 at 01:36 PM • permalink

  92. #85

    He writes for the Murdoch flagship paper - The Australian.  God knows why he’s still there.  Probably just to secure the moonbat subscribers and righties looking for a good laugh.

    Posted by murph on 2006 08 15 at 01:36 PM • permalink

  93. Hail the Great Phattams.

    He really brings out the best in commenters here. A quick snort of laughter from Texas Bob’s cargo reference and a series of loud guffaws from Habib’s piece. And lots of other good material (though the less said about the Phurry Phlabster’s tiny todger the better).

    Gotta keep this Phattams guy floating.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2006 08 15 at 07:43 PM • permalink

  94. Hahahah…. Referring to the article, this appeared in today’s Australian’s Letters to the Editor:

    Phillip Adams (Opinion, 15/8) states: “Since Thursday my e-mail has been a deafening chatter of disbelief.” Sounds like all the leftie nutters gathering at the feet of their guru.
    J. Smith
    Buderim, Qld

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 08 15 at 08:55 PM • permalink

  95. Interesting, Crash #83’s note about this guy’s “bright yellow father.”  Apparently the sultanas don’t roll too far from the vine.

    Posted by crittenden on 2006 08 15 at 09:41 PM • permalink

  96. #83 “I coped by escaping into Bohemia and the Communist Party. It was tiny, it was never a threat to anything - full of quixotic characters -romantics and dreamers.. I was lavished with attention for the first time in my life by astonishing people.”

    There, in a nutshell, is why the nut is still there.  Reality has never touched him on the shoulder.  You have to think his father tried hard to, but failed.

    Posted by Barrie on 2006 08 15 at 10:23 PM • permalink

  97. I think everyone should be raised on a little farm and learn about decency.

    It worked so well in the Cultural Revolution. China is now Phatoid-Phree.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2006 08 15 at 10:45 PM • permalink

  98. Yes, all of us on little decent farms. All 6 billion of us. On little farms. Everyone should be raised thusly, on these farms, where we shall teach them about decency. Empty the cities. Send them to the farms. We can call it ... uh, let’s see, need something catchy ... Year Zero.

    Posted by crittenden on 2006 08 15 at 11:22 PM • permalink

  99. #91, Paco - Sounds like you’ve co-opted the policies of the (sadly, now defunct) Red Dog Saloon in Oklahoma City.  Reportedly, you were met at the door by a large, menacing guy demanding to know if you were carrying a gun or a knife; if you said no, the usual response was, “Wanna loaner?”

    Posted by Celaeno on 2006 08 16 at 12:45 AM • permalink

  100. (Agree totally #26 from valued contributor JeffS.)
    I might be a bit Margo’s Maidish here, but referring to Phil’s body shape is distracting some commenters from the warp of the brainwaves.
    There is an entrenched attitudinal problem in Phil and his cohorts. Bettina Arndt’s views on this ABC malaise have been picked up from a Counterpoint program (abd there must be some gnashing of teeth going on about how that show virally infiltrated the Radio National Brood), and published in the Australian Here.
    I find it quite salutary that so many of that “family” went on to prominent positions in Academe and/or the Arts. There’s the well-spring for the endless drum roll of stories Bettina refers to. It is a resonant phrase.
    Phil is a large figure in that putsch. Oops!

    Posted by blogstrop on 2006 08 16 at 07:29 AM • permalink

  101. Phorgot to phay Phat Phil’s Grandphather pharmed phlowers in East Kew.
    All the calloused hands upon the plough stuff could be Recovered Memory Syndrome.

    Posted by crash on 2006 08 16 at 11:21 AM • permalink

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