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PETS TRAGEDIZED

Another reason to oppose gay divorce:

A year after legalising gay marriage, Spain is now seeing its first gay divorce, complete with a custody fight over the couple’s dogs.

It’s always a tragedy for the pets.

Posted by Tim B. on 06/28/2006 at 10:47 AM
  1. No one wants the bitch?

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 06 28 at 11:08 AM • permalink

  2. See, I’m saying, let gays get married.  Let every damn fool who wants to get married.  AND THEN STOP.  No divorce, no bothering me or anyone else, including Judge Judy, over who gets what.  Want to get married?  Stay that way and then shut the hell up.

    Posted by ushie on 2006 06 28 at 11:13 AM • permalink

  3. I echo Ushie. As Benny Hill once taught us, “Everyone wants to be something he’s not. Poor men wish they were rich, rich men wish they were handsome, single men wish they were married, and married men wish they were dead.”

    Posted by SoberHT on 2006 06 28 at 11:25 AM • permalink

  4. #3—Rich men don’t need to be handsome as they already possess what most woman find attractive in a man.

    Posted by Forbes on 2006 06 28 at 11:28 AM • permalink

  5. PIMF—“women”

    Posted by Forbes on 2006 06 28 at 11:29 AM • permalink

  6. Without reading the article I’ll guess that the ‘dogs’ were poodles or Pekinese?

    Posted by Bandit on 2006 06 28 at 01:11 PM • permalink

  7. Not to mention the awful battles over peanut butter division.

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 06 28 at 01:42 PM • permalink

  8. The claimant said in a petition that he had dedicated his life to the relationship, giving up a modelling career and abandoning his dog hairdressing business to follow his partner who had found work in France.

    Well, I guess we know which one was “the girl” in this relationship.  Poor dear.  Sounds like she he married a cad.

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 06 28 at 02:55 PM • permalink

  9. #8, He shoulda’ married his dog.

    Posted by stats on 2006 06 28 at 03:26 PM • permalink

  10. Without reading the article I’ll guess that the ‘dogs’...


    Schmaybe dachshunds?  Could give a whole new meaning to ‘hiding the wiener’...

    Posted by tree hugging sister on 2006 06 28 at 04:05 PM • permalink

  11. ‘Schmaybe dachshunds? ‘

    Schmaybe…I was just thinking flaming Moes not American Psycho.

    Posted by Bandit on 2006 06 28 at 04:18 PM • permalink

  12. Not only that, but they only just got married last October.  The marriage lasted less than eight months.  Obviously they’re both a poor judge of men.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 06 28 at 04:57 PM • permalink

  13. Tim, when are we getting hitched?

    You hunk of spunk, any guy that questions right angle sandwiches has to be the one for me.xx

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 06 28 at 06:32 PM • permalink

  14. Not only that, but they only just got married last October.

    The first gay marriage between Hollywood actors is likely to break the world record for shortest marriage ever.

    Posted by PW on 2006 06 28 at 06:44 PM • permalink

  15. I’ve just come to the conclusion that I’m a lesbian trapped in a male body.

    Posted by Kaboom on 2006 06 28 at 07:02 PM • permalink

  16. This is actually why I find it difficult for myself to be against “gay marrage”. Why the hell should they be any more protected from the fun and trauma of divorce, than those of us that have the “tab A to Slot B” part of sex figured out?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 06 28 at 07:07 PM • permalink

  17. #7, Don’t forget the Streisand CDs.

    Posted by mr magoo on 2006 06 28 at 07:19 PM • permalink

  18. The only gay divorce I want to see involves Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.

    Posted by Eric Jablow on 2006 06 28 at 09:26 PM • permalink

  19. My Aunt Alice fell in love with her partner when they worked together during WWII; they were only 22.  They had been together for 52 years when they both died in 1992. 

    It was one of the most stable relationships I’ve ever had the privilege of witnessing.  Having seen it, it is hard for me to say they didn’t at least deserve the same legal protections.  Things that we take for granted were made very difficult or impossible for them; they were constantly made to jump through hoops. 

    I know that people have their reasons for taking both sides, but I have to come down on the side of Aunt Alice, who lived a courageous life and deserved better at the hands of supposedly good people.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 06 28 at 11:20 PM • permalink

  20. These poor fellows were born both gay and European, talk about getting dealt a bad hand. Still, at least the neighbours can get some sleep now.

    Posted by Daniel San on 2006 06 28 at 11:28 PM • permalink

  21. #15 - I too am sexually attracted to women. I like to think of myself as an honorary lesbian.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 06 29 at 12:16 AM • permalink

  22. What a tragedy. Things will be a lot better once the muslims finish conquering Europe.  We’ll NEVER hear about this kind of thing again.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 06 29 at 06:52 AM • permalink

  23. Tim,

    You do realize Australia has a homosexual marriage. Trouble is, one of the ladies had to start out a guy. :)

    Posted by mythusmage on 2006 06 29 at 09:40 AM • permalink

  24. #14   The first gay marriage between Hollywood actors is likely to break the world record for shortest marriage ever.


    That’s going to take some doing.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 06 29 at 10:13 AM • permalink

  25. Daniel San, SwinishCapitalist, Texas Bob, I’m having all I can do to breathe right now, cuz y’all are pretty durn funny!

    Kyda, I agree, there should be some sort of legal protections (or a ban on the stupid rules some institutions inflict) for long-time companions. I’ve known a few couples who qualify, & you don’t have to be a same-sex couple to know what those stupid rules are.

    As for the pain of divorce, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. It’s an awful thing for supposed ‘grown-ups’ to do to the innocents in their lives - the family across the street has a child AND a dog that are suffering much more than the adults who refuse to suck it up & do the right thing.

    Posted by KC on 2006 06 29 at 12:49 PM • permalink

  26. Without knowing more about your Aunt Alice and her partner, salty, it is not really my place to comment.

    I would venture to say, however, with due respect to you and their memory, that they likely lived their lives with dignity and grace—accepting their lifestyle choice would throw up hurdles and obstacles not of their making, as life does to us all—whatever our choices—and that they did not flaunt their “difference” or expect special treatment from anyone.

    If I offend, apologies. I am basing this assumption on what I know of you, their nephew.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 06 29 at 06:16 PM • permalink

  27. Thanks tim. It’s about time someone spoke out about those filthy dung punchers demanding equal rights. Over your dead body!

    You hold the line, son, for our little kiddies sake! It’s the thin end of the wedge poking at our back doors. Tell like it is, oh specious role model, only let it slide out slyly, dribbling out the corner of your mouth.

    For yeay, your subtext is righteous: gays are all part of the vast left-wing conspiracy and they need to be bitch-slapped down, or at the very least ridiculed.

    Is there no bilge backed by your bigoted masters so idiotic that you won’t jump into lock step with it? You poor sap. God takes pity on your arsehole.

    Posted by Miranda Divide on 2006 06 29 at 06:19 PM • permalink

  28. That’s better, Miranda, but it still lacks the old vim and venom. I guess it’s true—you really can’t go back to the home, or the blogmire, again.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 06 29 at 06:34 PM • permalink

  29. #28: You’re right, Andrea. MD’s sarcastometer is sputtering pretty badly. Where we look for the dragon’s fiery roar, we get only the raucous squeal of the slowly deflating balloon. Sad case. Whatever became of the days when the practice of invective was an art form, when an arresting phrase or sentence carried a scathing observation so witty that it left the amour propre of its target in a heap of smoking rubble? Gone for good, I suppose.

    Posted by paco on 2006 06 29 at 09:46 PM • permalink

  30. Whatever became of the days when the practice of invective was an art form, when an arresting phrase or sentence carried a scathing observation so witty that it left the amour propre of its target in a heap of smoking rubble? Gone for good, I suppose.

    Au contraire, great one.  You’re describing our side of the argument.  Miranda/the troll du jour was/were never able to reach those heights.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 06 29 at 10:15 PM • permalink

  31. #26, MentalFloss,


    I would venture to say, however, with due respect to you and their memory, that they likely lived their lives with dignity and grace—accepting their lifestyle choice would throw up hurdles and obstacles not of their making, as life does to us all—whatever our choices—and that they did not flaunt their “difference” or expect special treatment from anyone.

    You are correct in all that you said.  I remember a time when that was the way most people conducted themselves, though, it wasn’t anything that differentiated them.

    If I offend, apologies. I am basing this assumption on what I know of you, their nephew.

    You couldn’t offend me. 

    I’m not sure how to put this part, however, so I’ll just be a man about it and say it right out: I’m not a nephew, I’m a niece. Considering the nature of this virtual pub we inhabit here, I take it as a compliment that you thought I was a man.  My husband, on the other hand, not so much. :^)

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 06 29 at 10:34 PM • permalink

  32. #31 Salty, I am abashed.

    While I was aware you are a nurse, your experiences as related over, lo, these few months since my first reading your measured, sane responsa for some reason led me to this faux pas (ok, the nickname might have had something to do with it.)

    Your husband must count himself lucky indeed.

    I’ll stop digging now, as I sense the hole I’ve dug may actually be getting deeper.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 06 29 at 10:52 PM • permalink

  33. #32, MentalFloss,

    You haven’t dug a hole at all.  When I said I took it as a compliment that you thought I was a man, I meant it.  When you say it was my measured, sane responses that made you think it, I take that as a compliment as well and I thank you.

    And no, my life’s experiences aren’t those of the girl next door. Unfortunately, I earned the “saltydog” epithet at a rather young age.  Navy bases full of sailors will do that to you.  Repeated lathering of the tongue helped stem the impulse, but no one could lather the requisite area of cognition and language in my brain.  Being a nurse - and being a Navy nurse - didn’t help at all.  Fortunately, as my grandma taught me, age takes care of a multitude of sins.  Although I’ve cleaned up my act considerably, the epithet still sticks, along with its sister, “Ironhead”.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 06 30 at 12:08 AM • permalink

  34. No…freakin’...way. Salty’s a chick!?.

    Posted by Daniel San on 2006 06 30 at 02:01 AM • permalink

  35. Now looky here!  Just how many of you thought I was a guy?  Kyda?  Rebecca?  Andrea?  You ladies knew I was a gal, right?

    I really am a very womanly woman, and proud of it.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 06 30 at 02:24 AM • permalink

  36. Okay, I’m over the shock Salty, really. It’s perfectly okay and I respect your lifestyle choices, if you want to be a woman then I’m cool with that. It’s Paco I’m worried about, now he’s going to have to install womens facilities on the whaler, and that’s not cheap. Also, does this mean I have to wear pants when I post?.

    Posted by Daniel San on 2006 06 30 at 03:33 AM • permalink

  37. Oh Miranda darling, there you are! Be mine!
    Have my child!

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 06 30 at 04:16 AM • permalink

  38. Aww Salty, I knew it all the time!

    *sputter….stumble…..cough….

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 06 30 at 04:20 AM • permalink

  39. Texas Bob, You need to put in for some R&R, son.

    (Note to Paco:  can’t we get the whaler ready a little early, like for a trip to the exotic Arabian Gulf?  Just make sure there are cutlasses aplenty with which to fend off the pirates.  Then we can keel-haul them and hang them from the yardarm.  OR, make them walk the plank.  Oooooh.  We haven’t talked about walking the plank yet!  Anyway, we’ve got guys who could use a good party boat - especially with me in charge of the rum rations.  I know it changes the raison d’tre, but there’s a war on.)

    Oh, Daniel San, if you want to post in your skivies, that’s fine with me.  I grew up in a house full of guys and it doesn’t bother me a bit. 

    As for the special facilities -  don’t be silly.  There are no facilities on a whaler, just a hole in a plank that hangs over the water.  You’ve heard of a poop deck, haven’t you?  It’s that or the old oak bucket, my friend.  Besides, Kyda and RebeccaH are women, you know.  It won’t be just me.

    I bet Paco knows I’m a woman.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 06 30 at 04:42 AM • permalink

  40. This just in- Kyda is a man, and RebeccaH is a spambot!. Just kidding ladies, put down those rolling pins.
    “Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman, givin’ all your love to just one man…”

    Posted by Daniel San on 2006 06 30 at 05:34 AM • permalink

  41. I thought the Paco Whaler was a deluxe vessel, at least as far as the bar was concerned.

    Miranda splutters: “God takes pity on your arsehole.”

    Only if he stops eating curry.

    Posted by ushie on 2006 06 30 at 07:13 AM • permalink

  42. saltydog: I not only thought you was a guy, but for some reason thought you was another former USMC grunt like me. I don’t know where the image came from but ... now I got this pic of you, short stubbly hair, half stogie clamped in jaw, snarl on your face, all like before, but now you’ve gone and added breasts.

    I am suddenly disconcerted.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 06 30 at 07:49 AM • permalink

  43. God takes pity on your arsehole.

    Oh man, that is funny! I laughed and laughed when I read that.  I kept picturing the hand of God coming down from heaven with this giant tube of Preparation-H. 
    Oh Lord! In thy mercy, do hath pity on thine humble servant’s arsehole!

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 06 30 at 09:45 AM • permalink

  44. #39. 3 more weeks Salty, just 3 more weeks…

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 06 30 at 09:47 AM • permalink

  45. The “Ahab’s Revenge” is fully equipped with bathroom facilities for men and women. Remember, folks: when I say “Dude Whaling Cruise” I mean “dude” as in “dude ranch”, not “dude” as in “guy”.

    Of course Saltydog’s a woman, and a lovely one at that. You people really didn’t know?

    Posted by paco on 2006 06 30 at 09:48 AM • permalink

  46. Well Paco, I had no idea. To avoid any confusion in future I demand that all women use obviously feminine netnames such as Hotlips or Sweetcheeks. Now I’m gonna dive for cover.

    Posted by Daniel San on 2006 06 30 at 10:11 AM • permalink

  47. #39 Salty: The “Ahab’s Revenge” will be sailing under letters of marque, so, in addition to bagging whales, we are at liberty to take prizes - which certainly include pirate ships, inflatable rafts used by Hamas, and Iranian gunboats. Daily walking of the plank, keel hauling, and flogging around the fleet will fill out the customary social activities (shuffleboard, badminton and the evening billiards contest in the first class saloon). And don’t forget: the person who harpoons the most whales each day gets to sit at the captain’s table for dinner (I’m the captain, incidentally; look for the fellow dressed in the Bolivian admiral’s uniform).

    Posted by paco on 2006 06 30 at 11:20 AM • permalink

  48. #42, Grimmy,

    now I got this pic of you, short stubbly hair, half stogie clamped in jaw, snarl on your face, all like before, but now you’ve gone and added breasts.

    Yeah, so what’s your point.  You don’t like breasts?

    And I’m USN, not USMC. 

    #44. TexasBob,

    HA!  I thought I recognized the symptoms.  You’re letting yourself think about it too early, boy.  You keep your head down, watch your back, and R&R will be here before you know it.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 06 30 at 11:34 AM • permalink

  49. #45, Paco,

    Of course Saltydog’s a woman, and a lovely one at that.

    Oh, shucks, Paco.  Thanks for that.  Made my whole morning.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 06 30 at 12:01 PM • permalink

  50. #48 Saltydog: No offense intended ma’am. I just got confused for a minute. Not having pics or names to go with the tags, a body tends to make assumptions. And with your often “clean kill” direct manner of speaking I’d formed the mental pic amalgam of those men I’d known that’d say “that’s how it is and if you want to disagree, we can fight, no problem” all with a big ol’ smile on their mugs and a twinkle in their eye that let you know they really hoped you’d take em up on the offer to fight.

    But, to answer your question. Breasts? Love em. Well, actually I would love em, but most of them what has em, are smart enough not to let me near them.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 06 30 at 03:38 PM • permalink

  51. #50, Grimmy,

    No offense taken.  My “style” was honed on Navy bases and in childhood quarters full of older brothers - 4 of them.  My mom died when I was only two; my sister was the child of my father’s second marriage and was younger than the rest of us.  I never had a chance.

    My hair is very short, but I gave up the stogies years ago and I never had to shave until I went through menopause.  I guess I still maintain a military bearing despite my infirmity, because the last time I took some books to the USO at the airport, the guy behind the desk took one look, handed me the sign-in sheet, and told me he needed to see my ID.  Made me feel right proud. 

    Too bad about the breast thing.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 06 30 at 04:56 PM • permalink

  52. Damn and blast.  I guess if my sister was born to my step-mother after my mother died, she would be younger than the rest of us.  Duh!

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 06 30 at 04:59 PM • permalink

  53. Salty, as a snipe on “The Mighty Chi” (USS Chicago CG-11, flagship COMCRUDESPAC) ‘72-‘75, the only nicknames I ever got were “Books” (always had my nose stuck in one); “The Mouth” (my repartee usually resulted in first a puzzled expression on my target’s face, quickly followed by a fist to my jaw as comprehension dawned); and, finally, “Waters”, because nobody—I mean nobody—could run the twin desalination plants like I could.

    Consistently pure water kept the BT’s happy, the crew happy, and I could lean back on watch (nose in book) with only the occasional glance at the gauges or a slight tweak of a valve or two.

    Shellback, Golden Dragon, Order of the Ditch—none meant more to me than “Waters”, for the simple reason that they pretty much left me alone after that.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 06 30 at 07:35 PM • permalink

  54. I would’nt want them to take away my Pussy, because of a dispute. My pussy is cute.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 06 30 at 08:46 PM • permalink

  55. #53 Waters, I like that!

    Well, no wonder they left you alone!  Nothing runs through a crew faster than bad water.  :^D

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 06 30 at 09:05 PM • permalink

  56. I see the mutual admiration society is in full bloom. :)

    Posted by mythusmage on 2006 06 30 at 10:01 PM • permalink

  57. This thread has pretty well run its course but I have to confess it: saltydog, me too.
    Never occurred to me that you might be a porthole and not a mast.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 07 02 at 06:37 AM • permalink

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