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PEOPLE’S INQUIRY REACHES STICKER STAGE

Following several days of intensive investigation, Margo Kingston’s forensic People’s Inquiry poses a vital question:

How about a bumper sticker that says:
“Not Happy Mandy! I’m a Citizen Don’t Deport Me”

1. Well I’ve been hard at work the past few days too, I can one up them by annoucing that I’ve trimmed my toe nails, all 10 of them.

   Posted by Aging Gamer on 2005 05 18 at 01:45 PM • permalink



2. “I’m a Citizen Don’t Deport Me”

   Whiny leftism perfectly encapsulated in six words.

   Posted by PW on 2005 05 18 at 03:07 PM • permalink



3. If I had Margo’s energy and drive, I’d start a vigilante enquiry as to how so many crazy/corrupt/disfunctional/irresponsible/fanatical/traitorous people came to be citizens in the first place.

   How about a bumper sticker that says:
   “Not Happy Mandy! I’m Australian born. Keeo out the idlers, the scum, the manipulators ....”

   Posted by jlc on 2005 05 18 at 03:45 PM • permalink



4. Bumper sticker!  A tattoo would mean commitment.

   Posted by rhhardin on 2005 05 18 at 04:29 PM • permalink



5. You know what Margo is?

   A stumper bicker.

   Of course, so is Adam Gilchrist

   Posted by jlc on 2005 05 18 at 04:45 PM • permalink



6. Bum per stick er!

   I knew it was all about sex!

   Posted by rog2 on 2005 05 18 at 05:12 PM • permalink



7. Where does Margo come up with the ideas for these witty slogans?

   Posted by Chaos on 2005 05 18 at 05:36 PM • permalink



8. Look put! I think Steve wants to engage in man-love with Craig:

   I love the sticker idea Craig. Margo, do we know anyone on here who could print them?

   Posted by: Steve Turbit at May 18, 2005 12:48 PM

   Posted by murph on 2005 05 18 at 05:40 PM • permalink



9. erm..that was meant to be Look out!...bloody IBM

   Posted by murph on 2005 05 18 at 05:40 PM • permalink



10. Stickers are all very well but there are weightier matters to consider.
    First when can we have some dates for the release of the draft and final reports of the Margostan Peoples Enquiry?
    Second, when can we have some dates for the sanctions against Vanstone, Howard, Downer and Ruddock (bumper sticker: ‘Not Happy - Eradicate the Gang of Four’) to be implemented as per the findings of the Margostan Peoples Public Enquiry?

    Posted by Harold on 2005 05 18 at 05:58 PM • permalink



11. Not Happy Mandy! I’m a Citizen Don’t Deport Me… or my Organ.

    Posted by fidens on 2005 05 18 at 07:02 PM • permalink



12. No no no no no!!! Margo, how could you do it? On a car, ughhhh. cars are a symbol of all that is wrong with our earth mother. Invariably invented in Amerikka, these polluting beasts are suffocating Gaia. I’ll bet Howard/Bush/Blair own cars. Please Margo, won’t anyone think of the children? Wouldn’t a day of nakedness be better?

    Posted by Nic on 2005 05 18 at 07:41 PM • permalink



13. Nic, consider you comments carefully.  Does anybody seriously want to see the Margoyle unclothed.  Ugghh, just lost my appetite for the rest of the week.  Hey fantastic, just came up with a brand new weight loss program, get me the editor from every idiot women’s magazine. Guaranteed weightloss, just $29.99, act now!!

    Posted by tmck on 2005 05 18 at 07:45 PM • permalink



14. tmck,
    yes, as ugly as it would be, I thought that the Margomites might also be able to slip in a sly ‘no Bush’ campaign at the same time.

    Posted by Nic on 2005 05 18 at 08:02 PM • permalink



15. Watch out what you’re saying guys, or David Heidelberg will come back again and impersonate an aggrieved woman.

    Posted by PW on 2005 05 18 at 08:19 PM • permalink



16. What about a bumper sticker that says:
      “I’m Margo Kingston. I’m a total fuckwit.”

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2005 05 18 at 08:21 PM • permalink



17. No, wait.  Change that:
      “She’s Margo Kingston. She’s a total fuckwit.”
    Guaranteed million-seller.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2005 05 18 at 08:46 PM • permalink



18. Put the bumper sticker on your front bumper so when they lean over on the mopeds to read it…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 05 18 at 08:53 PM • permalink



19. Point 1: The government has accidentally detained and/or deported some mentally ill citizens.

    Point 2: Margo and her followers think that they need protection from the government detaining and/or deporting them.

    Point 3: You do the math.

    Posted by blandwagon on 2005 05 18 at 09:27 PM • permalink



20. Land Rights For Gay Deportees!

    To be fixed on the bamboo frame of organicly grown bicycles. BTW- rusty VW Kombis, wheezy old Volvos and oil-fume belching Renault 16s are exempt from classification as cars, and are actually mass transit devices for the aware and caring. After all, Magic Happens!*

    *Certainly does- not-too-bad old cars are transformed into decaying heaps of shit, immediately upon contact with a dirty hippy.

    Posted by Habib on 2005 05 18 at 10:38 PM • permalink



21. Technically, they’re only at the slogan stage or, at best, the aspiring to find a printer for stickers stage.

    Posted by profeti on 2005 05 18 at 11:50 PM • permalink



22. The stickers won’t last long, what with being hand-blocked with non-chemicla dyes on recycled paper. Probably last longer than their attention span, however.

    Posted by Habib on 2005 05 19 at 12:07 AM • permalink



23. I still can’t understand why people here spend so much time reading the Margoland mush.  She has no power.  She’s not in government.

    Don’t we all have better things to do.

    Where’s our next war coming from?

    Posted by WomBatHed on 2005 05 19 at 03:26 AM • permalink



24. Reading Margo’s ‘website’ is like slowing down to look at a car wreck. cant help it. sorry mr head.

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 05 19 at 04:13 AM • permalink



25. I like the naked idea, might attract the attention of mental care services finally.

    Posted by Aging Gamer on 2005 05 19 at 05:17 AM • permalink



26. no thappy mandy !

    Posted by guinsPen on 2005 05 19 at 05:52 AM • permalink



27. No Mappy Tassie!  Please- I want to stay heterosexual.

    Posted by Habib on 2005 05 19 at 06:00 AM • permalink



28. Post 27

    Shouldn’t that read become heterosexual?

    Posted by WomBatHed on 2005 05 19 at 06:46 AM • permalink



29. Lose weight - chop off your head.Don’t fret about the sticker honeychile- it won’t save you.

    Posted by crash on 2005 05 19 at 07:51 AM • permalink



30. #23: The answer is that she’s funny, as are many of her followers. Judging by your attempts at humour (e.g. #28), you still have a way to go, so let’s get back to Margo.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2005 05 19 at 09:08 PM • permalink



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