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PEACEKEEPERS FERTILE, ABUSIVE, INJURED

The Age’s Lindsay Murdoch reports:

The UN establishment in New York was shocked when it received an internal report last month exposing a culture that covered up behaviour that enraged many UN staff, several of whom resigned in disgust.

The report revealed that peacekeepers left behind at least 20 babies they had fathered to Timorese women who are now stigmatised and in some cases ostracised by their communities.

It revealed that one UN peacekeeper from an unnamed country sexually abused two boys and two girls in the enclave of Oecussi, and in 2001, two Jordanian soldiers were evacuated home with injured penises after attempting sexual intercourse with goats.

(Via Tony T.)

Posted by Tim B. on 08/30/2006 at 12:33 PM
  1. ...two Jordanian soldiers were evacuated home with injured penises after attempting sexual intercourse with goats.

    Maybe that’s what Saddam was doing in Niger; not looking for yellowcake but looking for good-looking goats—Niger’s other main export.

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 08 30 at 12:43 PM • permalink

  2. sexual-intercourse with goats…..........Ha!

    Can anyone imagine being THAT lonely?

    Posted by debi L. on 2006 08 30 at 12:50 PM • permalink

  3. I can see SBS running this one 1000 times over…not…

    Posted by murph on 2006 08 30 at 12:56 PM • permalink

  4. How stupid are these guys?
    The first one probably injured his wingwang when the goat got upset and bit him.
    And then the other guy says, “Let me give it a try….”

    Posted by Merlin on 2006 08 30 at 01:01 PM • permalink

  5. As I recall, the Australian contingent in East Timor aided in the, ummmmmm, extraction of at least one of those Jordanian soldiers. 

    Medically speaking, of course.

    debi, I understand that beastiality, while not socially acceptable in some cultures, is fairly common.  At least, that’s what I gather from this.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 08 30 at 01:02 PM • permalink

  6. I am sure that this will receive the same scrutiny and attain the same shelf life as the murders at Guantanamo and the wholesale slaughter that went unpunished at Abu Gharib.

    Posted by Blue Hen on 2006 08 30 at 01:15 PM • permalink

  7. The_Real_JeffS

    From your link….Sudan man forced to ‘marry’ goat.

    Gee, wonder what they’ll name their kids?

    Posted by El Cid on 2006 08 30 at 01:15 PM • permalink

  8. Did you notice that while America is accused of hiding details of the atrocities occurring daily, the UN report doesn’t even indicate the national origin of one of the ‘demograpic enhancers’? Nice.

    Posted by Blue Hen on 2006 08 30 at 01:19 PM • permalink

  9. Maybe the Jordanians told the goat they wanted to do it Leb style

    Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey on 2006 08 30 at 01:22 PM • permalink

  10. Oh, yeah, Blue Hen, I noticed.  The UN rapes and pillages to its hearts content, and America is held accountable for every imaginable imagined atrocity in the Middle East.  And the world.

    Nver mind that the few crimes actually by US troops are taken seriously, investigated, and mostly prosecuted, while the UN merely issues a stupid report.  America Is Evil™, doncha know?

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 08 30 at 01:27 PM • permalink

  11. ... while the UN merely issues a stupid report.

    Or not even that. Note that the report in question was only for internal use.

    Posted by PW on 2006 08 30 at 02:04 PM • permalink

  12. Whats so strange, when their boss, Theif Annan, has been screwing the entire west for years now. They are just trying to follow his lead, but at the local level.

    Posted by stats on 2006 08 30 at 02:04 PM • permalink

  13. Yeah, but.. but… Bush is just like Hitler, ya know?

    Posted by Latino on 2006 08 30 at 02:31 PM • permalink

  14. El Cid .. more to the point, what will they look like?

    Will they take after their mom?

    Posted by jlc on 2006 08 30 at 02:59 PM • permalink

  15. jlc

    Will they take after their mom?

    Well Baaa God, ewe got me there.

    Posted by El Cid on 2006 08 30 at 03:40 PM • permalink

  16. Or not even that. Note that the report in question was only for internal use.

    I missed that, PW.  Yup, God forbid that the UN should be, like, y’know, ethical or something like that, and deal with their problems.  But, hey, why ruin their flawless record?

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 08 30 at 03:46 PM • permalink

  17. Like Koffi I’m sure we are all deeply concerned.
    And of course if something like this happens again Koffi will be deeply concerned.
    The UN sucks rocks!

    Posted by 81Alpha on 2006 08 30 at 03:55 PM • permalink

  18. What is it with these people and goats?, is it a cultural thing, a sexual thing, or a religious thing the world needs to know, lock up your daughters i can understand but lock up your goats!.

    Posted by phillip on 2006 08 30 at 04:02 PM • permalink

  19. Imagine if even a single American soldier had done something similar in Iraq.

    Posted by Jimmy the Dhimmi on 2006 08 30 at 04:23 PM • permalink

  20. The moral caliber of the entire country would rise considerably if we kicked that bunch out. 

    Annan’s “deeply concerned” reminds me of Clinton’s “we’ll bring the cowards to justice” we heard every time terrorists slaughtered more of us.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 08 30 at 04:52 PM • permalink

  21. The UN establishment in New York was shocked when it received an internal report last month exposing a culture that covered up behaviour that enraged many UN staff, several of whom resigned in disgust.

    This sort of thing and worse has been going on for more than a decade. And what’s more, people have been exposing it for the entire time but the UN has refused to listen or act. Now an “internal” report says what anyone who’s ever seen the UN in action in Asia knows about only too well and people resign in disgust? Who are they kidding?

    Posted by Hanyu on 2006 08 30 at 06:04 PM • permalink

  22. The UN establishment in New York was shocked when it received an internal report

    Chyeah!  I bet they took that internal report into the bathroom with them.  Probably passed around the photos, too.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 08 30 at 06:09 PM • permalink

  23. Some of that “wisdom of the arabys”:

    Women for babies, young boys for pleasure and goats for ecstasy!

    Kinda puts that whole culture into perspective, don’t it?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 08 30 at 06:26 PM • permalink

  24. They should have joined the East Timorese car club or visited the Indonesian-Chinese looking Jesus statue on the hill,instead of corrupting the people/ladies there.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 08 30 at 06:32 PM • permalink

  25. The UN should be boarded up and all of those losers sent packing…Sydney maybe?

    Yikes!  Just kidding.

    Posted by trainer on 2006 08 30 at 07:02 PM • permalink

  26. #4 I’m guessing that they tried the wrong end, Merlin.
    #7 Billy, of course, El Cid.

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 08 30 at 07:40 PM • permalink

  27. Well there’s a warning for you.
    Never, ever, act the goat around Jordanian troops.

    Posted by hazza on 2006 08 30 at 07:55 PM • permalink

  28. The Real JeffS—For a while I worked in sales for a low-rent video distributor.  Horrible straight to video flicks, retired lame releases, etc.  One of our lines was “cable cut” porn movies, i.e., porn with the explicit bumpin’ uglies edited out.

    We had a lot of shops who told us their communities wouldn’t tolerate that sort of material.  But, my hand on the Koran, man, without missing a breath at least a third of those retailers would go on to say, without pausing for a breath: “Got any bestiality?”

    Apparently there’s a lot of it about.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 08 30 at 08:11 PM • permalink

  29. JeffS: don’t be cynical. They’re obviously just protecting the identity of the Nanny-goats.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2006 08 30 at 08:16 PM • permalink

  30. I have it on excellent authority that the goats were Christian and immodestly attired.As a local Muslim headman might say “They were asking for it”.

    Posted by Lew on 2006 08 30 at 08:25 PM • permalink

  31. Richard, heh!  “Horrible straight to video flicks, retired lame releases, etc.”

    ...Jane Fonda movies, Michael Moore documentaries…

    Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2006 08 30 at 08:30 PM • permalink

  32. With all this talk about men and goats I don’t feel so bad now about hungering after Marie Osmond when I was fourteen years old.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 08 30 at 08:31 PM • permalink

  33. SC—Now that’s just sick.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 08 30 at 09:17 PM • permalink

  34. From Bolta’s blog:

    Animal liberationist and Greens philosopher Peter Singer has previously discussed the rules of having sex with animals, suggesting that “occasionally mutually satisfying activities may develop”:

    This does not make sex across the species barrier normal, or natural, whatever those much-misused words may mean, but it does imply that it ceases to be an offence to our status and dignity as human beings.

    The rules have now been clarified for the curious. From the UN’s experience in East Timor it turns out that one bleat means “no”:

    Posted by Nic on 2006 08 30 at 09:36 PM • permalink

  35. #34 Nic. And what about the “offence to the status and dignity” of the unfortunate goats selected by Singer for the exercise his progressive perversions.Has he revealed how he and like minded freaks go about establishing the “mutally satisfying” nature of their activity from the goat’s perspective before the coupling occurs or is he suggesting that as long as the goat doesn’t complain to the Police after the event all is well.

    Posted by Lew on 2006 08 30 at 09:59 PM • permalink

  36. #4

    “But don’t you think you should pat him, first?”

    Posted by kae on 2006 08 30 at 10:11 PM • permalink

  37. Has he revealed how he and like minded freaks go about establishing the “mutally satisfying” nature of their activity from the goat’s perspective…

    He phones the next the day, Lew!

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 08 30 at 11:58 PM • permalink

  38. Apparently there’s a lot of it about.

    Seemingly so, richard.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 08 31 at 12:08 AM • permalink

  39. Fathered 20 babies? Goat sex? This what we are looking for!

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 08 31 at 12:28 AM • permalink

  40. I cross half the world to serve the UN and do I hear “That’s Abdul the traveller”? I join the UN peacekeepers in Timor, but do I hear “That’s Abdul the peacekeeper”? But one lousy little goat . . .

    Posted by slatts on 2006 08 31 at 02:07 AM • permalink

  41. #8 Blue Hen,

    Something called “Peace Keepers News” at
    http://www.timoraid.org/v1/timortoday/news/peacekeepers_news.htm
    has this:

    17/07/01 (UN PKF) Oecussi Peacekeeping Force members belonging to the Jordanian Battalion (JORBATT), maintaining security in Oecussi, provided 800 school bags to primary pupils at three schools within the enclave yesterday.

    So it might well be the Jordanians. If the UN doesn’t want us to think this then let them clarify it.

    Posted by Burbank on 2006 08 31 at 03:12 AM • permalink

  42. #19 “Jimmy the Dhimmi”

    hehe, that’s the best name I’ve seen since some poster was calling himself “Sheik Yerbouti”....  ;-)

    Posted by ekb87 on 2006 08 31 at 05:49 AM • permalink

  43. 26 andycanuck

    #7 Billy, of course, El Cid.

    Billy the Kid...Now that could catch on…:)

    Posted by El Cid on 2006 08 31 at 09:43 AM • permalink

  44. #42 “Sheik Yerbouti” was originally Frank Zappa.

    Posted by JDFlanagan on 2006 08 31 at 01:08 PM • permalink

  45. Yeah this elicited one line from Franny this morning as she “interviewed” Jose Ramos Horta.His reply was that he wasn’t too worried about that.He blames ANZAC troops for the mass prison stroll out because they weren’t waiting outside.

    Posted by crash on 2006 09 01 at 12:30 AM • permalink

  46. Re Boltas Blog;
    It should not suprise anybody about the animal libs and that strange nut Peter Singer defending the UN in East Timor. Just look in the past how previous governments have groveled and made laws locally, because we ‘signed something with the UN’.
    To quote; “the road to Hell is paved with Good intentions”. But try telling that to the lefties and weirdos and their hangers-on.

    Posted by BJM on 2006 09 02 at 01:31 AM • permalink

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