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PALMER JUMPS

Media Watch executive producer Tim Palmer has quit after less than one year:

He did not return phone calls yesterday.

There was no announcement about Palmer’s replacement at Media Watch, nor was Kim Dalton, the ABC’s director of television, available to comment.

It’s been an exciting few months for Palmer, who now moves to a less-visible role at Lateline.

UPDATE. And in other excellent media news:

One of Australia’s best journalists, Garry Linnell, has joined The Daily Telegraph as editor at large, spearheading the paper’s coverage of news and current affairs.

UPDATE II. The former Media Watch guy reflects on his glorious reign:

Palmer nominates stories about the poor standards of new forms of media as his most significant. The program has exposed cases of lousy fact checking and has followed trivial stories about polar bears … to expose the way media outlets have let standards drop in their online departments.

So among Media Watch’s most significant stories – about declining standards in online media – was a piece essentially replicating something previously published on the web. Well done!

UPDATE III. Monica jumps:

Monica Attard, the presenter of ABC television’s Media Watch, will step down from the program at the end of the current season, in November.

“Two years is long enough. It’s an extremely taxing program to make, Media Watch, and I have also been presenting Sunday Profile (on ABC radio) all year too”.

It is an extremely taxing program to make. Just ask taxpayers.

Posted by Tim B. on 09/18/2007 at 09:31 PM
  1. He quit for family reasons. He wanted to spend more time with his missus.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 09 18 at 09:41 PM • permalink

  2. OT, but with the best of intentions.
    Centrebet
    Anyone noticed how the odds on a Coalition
    victory are constantly (and quietly) shortening?  Not a betting man myself, but I got on with 3.55/1 only last week.

    Posted by Olrence on 2007 09 18 at 09:48 PM • permalink

  3. #1
    And her 5 daughters

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 09 18 at 09:50 PM • permalink

  4. Muslim village will offer him a job.

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 09 18 at 09:55 PM • permalink

  5. #2 - From $3.70 - $2.80 in less than a week. The touch up they gave Kev & Co. yesterday in parliament knocked off 50c.

    The nations been having a tawdry affair with Kev and is just starting to realise that moving into a caravan, trading the Beamer for a Hyundai and having to send the kids to government schools is a fair price to pay for a blow job and been told you look beautiful. Back to the old boiler who cooks, cleans, gets the kids to school on time and gives you one your birthday, methinks.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 09 18 at 10:07 PM • permalink

  6. “The best people to work on the show know the trade of journalism but have moved into something else, or are in the twilight of their career and don’t care what people think.”

    Surely, there must be a nearly endless list of candidates in that category.

    Posted by paco on 2007 09 18 at 10:10 PM • permalink

  7. #5
    gives you one your birthday

    whether you need it or not..

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 09 18 at 10:12 PM • permalink

  8. I’m not sure Palmer is needed at Lateline.

    Tony Jones already has the red carpet rolled out for Kevin Rudd whenever Rudd is on there to give a speech be interviewed.

    The Lateline branch of the ALP needs no further stacking.

    Posted by Steve at the pub on 2007 09 18 at 10:41 PM • permalink

  9. #3- And Labor is starting to blow like a gale. Just think how many more ABC hacks will bugger off when Howard is sworn in for another term*? And in what language does “sprung constantly for being a biased twat” translate as “family reasons”?

    *I’m betting zero, discounting the mortality from spontaneous combustion/cranial detonation- after all, with the spiralling decline of Fairfax’s market share, who’d have the dirty buggers?

    Posted by Habib on 2007 09 18 at 10:44 PM • permalink

  10. Scrutiny of the program intensified when managing director Mark Scott singled it out for mention in a speech on the ABC’s editorial policies last October, saying it would “review (Media Watch’s) format and content (in 2007) to ensure there is more opportunity for debate and discussion around contentious and important issues”.

    Touché, Palmer!

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 09 18 at 10:46 PM • permalink

  11. #5 IT

    Gives you one on your birthday?

    I don’t think so.

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 18 at 10:51 PM • permalink

  12. “sprung constantly for being a biased twat”

    well said, Habib.

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 18 at 10:53 PM • permalink

  13. O/T
    Friday 5 October 2007 is National Walk to Work Day.

    1. Only if someone carries me home (it’s only a 92km walk), or you can catch public transport…. in which case:

    2. Walk to the local rubber-tyred-train (no passenger services here, just a bus). That’s seven kilometres… Ok. Then I turn around and come home!

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 18 at 10:57 PM • permalink

  14. #4
    They can always use another village idiot ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 09 18 at 11:08 PM • permalink

  15. #6
    or are in the twilight of their career and don’t care what people think

    One Phat list to Phil?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 09 18 at 11:10 PM • permalink

  16. Linnell is a good pick up by the Telegraph. Despite having worked for the Age (when it was a decent paper), he is a good writer. I have a copy of his expose on the AFL.

    However, the Telegraph needs to lift its game. It’s full of gossip and fluff about Andrew Johns. The Australian is a far better read.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 09 18 at 11:11 PM • permalink

  17. #13
    Friday 5 October 2007 is National Walk Wank to Work Day.

    Fixed.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 09 18 at 11:12 PM • permalink

  18. Id actually like to watch mediawitch if it was fair and unbiased. its odd that the ABC trumpets that a government funded broadcaster is needed because commercial interests would mean privately owned stations wouldnt dare expose their advertisers to scrutiny.
    Then they dont criticise one of their own?
    Standards are good therefore double standards twice as good???

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 09 18 at 11:12 PM • permalink

  19. #17 Oh dear, I can’t do that, either. Not er, equipped.

    <G>

    #14 Muslim Village full of idiots. Yeah, that’s a sterling observation. So true.

    (G’day Meejawatch!)

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 18 at 11:24 PM • permalink

  20. #5 “gives you one your birthday”.

    In my dreams . . . in my dreams . . .

    Posted by Razor on 2007 09 18 at 11:30 PM • permalink

  21. Hee hee hee. Who’s up for a good laugh?

    I just opened a mailout from Kivin 0Sivin (as Juwlia would say), and he’s spelt “Labor” wrong in three different printouts, and whoever was doing his mail merge should be hoping that they’re on an AWA and have job security, because it’s littered with errors.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 18 at 11:33 PM • permalink

  22. I decided, I’m going to start my own newspaper.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 18 at 11:40 PM • permalink

  23. Achewwwwwww.. watch out Ashy.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 18 at 11:40 PM • permalink

  24. I doubt that the next EP will think it is such a good idea to criticise Blair commentators. Dammit.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 09 18 at 11:41 PM • permalink

  25. oops.. I’ve decided. I’ll have to hire a spelling editor or spell checker.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 18 at 11:42 PM • permalink

  26. Margos XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxx

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 18 at 11:43 PM • permalink

  27. Margos, it’s a good idea to criticise Blair commentators, cause we’re making buy Margos t-shirts soon for only $4.99

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 18 at 11:44 PM • permalink

  28. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgX1WLoqCO8

    If you’re bored dance along with me.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 18 at 11:46 PM • permalink

  29. I’m being careful today 1.618, I have my handkerchief tied across my face.

    If I had a Che t-shirt, I’d look like I was going to a protest… except I’ve showered in the last 6 months, so they’ll know I’m an impostor.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 18 at 11:46 PM • permalink

  30. Che T, sure it’s not an APEC tee with smelly stuff on it?

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 18 at 11:47 PM • permalink

  31. I’m pretty sure, 1.618.

    If I had a Che T-shirt, I’m sure it would live in a completely separate area of the house to my “PACO HAS REVERSED” shirt.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 18 at 11:53 PM • permalink

  32. ROFLA

    Isn’t it the “Where is Paco” T-shirt @$1.99 it’s good.

    I’m introducing a new range of Aint she Great? 1.618 T-shirts .. @19.99

    Soon we could have the Ash and Pash range.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 18 at 11:56 PM • permalink

  33. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPgiBKTCgtA

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 18 at 11:58 PM • permalink

  34. Howdy 1.6

    Linnell is yey another recent refugee from the Bulletin magazine.

    Shame the Tele couldn’t snag the current Bulletin editor. I know little about him, but he seems to be a man of principle.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 09 18 at 11:59 PM • permalink

  35. It was supposed to be the “Paco Is Back” t-shirt, but being produced in Paco Industries, there were a few faulty versions. I paid the extra $5 to get one of the “exclusive” (read: faulty) shirts.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 19 at 12:00 AM • permalink

  36. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoXgbrAGHLw&mode=related&search;=

    I love dancing to this song.

    margos (xxx), would you like the magic Margos T-shirt or the must be a margos! @$3.99. Come for a Blair chopper ride with me soon>?

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 19 at 12:01 AM • permalink

  37. I think Tim Blair is giving us homework for next week.  Aren’t you Tim?

    I think by next we have to have a blank space with our new news stories for him.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 19 at 12:06 AM • permalink

  38. So Blair Meeja watches, save your kookie articles and ideas for next week. You could win a free art picture by me, 1.618.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 19 at 12:07 AM • permalink

  39. Is Juwlia Gillard annoying everyone else in Parliament Question Time today, or just me?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 19 at 12:11 AM • permalink

  40. Ashy, I think I’m annoying everyone today. I should stop blogging in this topic, but the Sudafed keeps you hyper like the bubbles in Cola.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 19 at 12:14 AM • permalink

  41. Juwlia.. Lovely way to pronounce her name. LOL

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 19 at 12:15 AM • permalink

  42. Let’s do an expose’ on Jwelia’s pole dancing passions for next week’s topic here at Blair news. I think I’ll give her a call.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 19 at 12:16 AM • permalink

  43. #9
    Or simply outsource Auntie’s News & Current Affairs arm.

    Auntie was to provide The News Channel to the Oz PayTV operators but they literally ‘pulled the plug’ at the last minute (at some considerable cost to Auntie - i.e. u&me;) - time for a role reversal - c’mon Mr Scott - finish the job!

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 09 19 at 12:17 AM • permalink

  44. I think it suits her 1.618. It’s exactly how she pronounces it.

    I note Rudd, being the rude little twerp he is, still turns his back to the Ministers and Prime Minister when they answer questions coming from his little ginger demon.

    I reckon if Rudd seizes Government, she’ll shaft him and take power and act like a good little union delegate.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 19 at 12:19 AM • permalink

  45. Do you think she could be a special guest on the Kath and Kym show?

    XX chat soon.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 19 at 12:21 AM • permalink

  46. I think if this whole politics thing falls through, 1.618, she could get a job as one of the shop girls in Kath and Kim.

    Or if not that, then as a bit player in movies, acting as the anorexic rat.

    (HI MEEJA WITCH!)

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 19 at 12:23 AM • permalink

  47. I wouldn’t be surprised if David Hawker (the Speaker of the House of Representatives) pulls Lindsay Tanner outside and kicks his arse, rather than just kicking him out of Parliament for 24 hours.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 19 at 12:32 AM • permalink

  48. #41 (she of the divine proportions)- we mustn’t spell it Jewlia for it would incite hatred amongst the anti-semites that make up most of the Labor party (Bob Hawke’s influence has long gone).

    Posted by Ubique on 2007 09 19 at 12:39 AM • permalink

  49. #48 Not to mention, Ubique, it’s incredibly unfair to Jews, who are a great group of people. I’m not counting Loewenstein and people like him. But that much was obvious.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 19 at 12:43 AM • permalink

  50. Friday 5 October 2007 is National Walk to Work Day.

    Oh goody.  Happy to oblige.  I can manage that, carrying a plate of toast and a mug of steaming black coffee. The office is just across the TV room from the kitchen.

    Posted by walterplinge on 2007 09 19 at 12:46 AM • permalink

  51. #50
    Walter
    Dang! I have commute envy.

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 19 at 12:49 AM • permalink

  52. Make sure you get the warm, fuzzy feeling, like you’ve done something Walter.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 19 at 12:50 AM • permalink

  53. #50. walter.

    If you really cared about Gaia (and your carpets) you’d car pool.

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 09 19 at 12:50 AM • permalink

  54. Sorry, off topic:  On the ‘Other’ topic of the Swedish cartoonist, Pajamas Media (17th)has the cartoon itself and the story of artist Lars Vilks, who has gone into hiding.  Most other sites have stories, but no cartoon, nor will your local paper.

    Posted by Gerry on 2007 09 19 at 12:53 AM • permalink

  55. O/T
    Russell Crowe is banning pokies from South’s Leagues Club to stop gambling problems.

    I wonder if he’s going to ban the phones?

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 19 at 01:01 AM • permalink

  56. 19th Sept - Arr arr

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 09 19 at 01:02 AM • permalink

  57. #56
    Aye, Pickles.
    Where’s yer buccaneers?

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 19 at 01:17 AM • permalink

  58. I still think that there’s a place for Thought Crime Media Watch.

    All it has to do is go back to the days of Stuart Littlemore when the focus on the show was on factual errors, misrepresentations and plaigarism, not policing opinion pieces for having a different opinion from them.

    Posted by jpaulg on 2007 09 19 at 01:17 AM • permalink

  59. On the side of me bucken ed.

    Wench

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 09 19 at 01:19 AM • permalink

  60. A pirate captain, replete with eye-patch, hook and peg-leg, was questioned by a curious ship-mate.

    “How did you lose your leg?” asked the curious shipmate.

    “Arrrrrrrr. ‘Twas a cannon ball took me leg off and through the deck.” said the captain.

    “How did you lose your hand?” asked the curious shipmate.

    “Arr, well, that was a cutlass in a fight on the deck, cut my hand clean off.” replied the pirate captain.

    “How did you lose your eye?”

    “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, that were a seagull.”

    “A seagull?” asked the incredulous shipmate.

    “Arrr, he shit in me eye.” replied the pirate captain, gesturing wiping his patched eye with his hook….

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 19 at 01:33 AM • permalink

  61. Are we all proud of the Goracle for his Emmy win?

    Hmmm. That’s what I thought.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 19 at 01:33 AM • permalink

  62. PM says Rudd ‘thin skinned’

    Matches his thin lips?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 09 19 at 01:49 AM • permalink

  63. OT - Strewth! You’ve gotta feel sorry for the person who cleans the bathrooms at ALP headquarters - Kevin Rudd has just been torn another new arsehole by Peter Costello reagrding taxation. There’s going to be poop from arsehole to breakfast.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 09 19 at 01:56 AM • permalink

  64. #63
    Kevin was thirty seven
    When by god’s grace it came to pass
    That big boys stopped jamming his head down the dunny
    And permitted him to use his arse

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 09 19 at 02:34 AM • permalink

  65. #64
    The last line isn’t quite right. I knew it’d have something about arse… but…

    That big boys stopped jamming his head down the dunny
    And let him stick his head up his arse

    could that be it? hmmm. dunno.

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 19 at 02:37 AM • permalink

  66. Yes Kae, I just have this image of him getting chinese burns, atomic wedgies and being “brainwashed”. That would be the first of my poems that was written on anything but a dunny door, obviously. No worries, if Kevvy wins Garrett might let me improve my writing skills while on the enhanced artists dole.

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 09 19 at 02:46 AM • permalink

  67. Where’s Lyle?

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 19 at 02:49 AM • permalink

  68. The lefties are spoofing in their panties over the prospects of an ALP win.

    Sadly deluded i think.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 09 19 at 02:51 AM • permalink

  69. #68 - Catherine doesn’t care what I think, which is just as well, because I really don’t have anything kind to say abou that deluded, useless, snivelling twat.

    I note with interest that she appears to be a Collingwood fan.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 09 19 at 02:56 AM • permalink

  70. #68
    Aint gonna happen.

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 19 at 03:00 AM • permalink

  71. So Media Watch have palmed off Palmer, why doesn’t tattered Attard piss off with him.

    Posted by Howzat on 2007 09 19 at 03:15 AM • permalink

  72. “Media Watch executive producer Tim Palmer has quit after less than one year:”

    He’s out the door and we’re still over here exceeding the reasonable limits of free speech.

    Life’s a bitch.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 09 19 at 03:23 AM • permalink

  73. O/T
    Nasty video of a stoning was on H&C on the fox channel this arvo, missed most of it but does anyone know why these 2 ladies were stoned to death?

    This should work.

    This needs to be rubbed in the face of any dickhead silly enough to ask why our culture should be considered better than theirs.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 09 19 at 03:26 AM • permalink

  74. #73 There’s every chance I’m wrong, Frollicking, but I believe their crime was adultery.

    If I’m wrong, I’m sure those in the know will tell us though.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 19 at 03:34 AM • permalink

  75. Frollicking, they kill with such glee.

    Signing the UN’s Declaration on Indigenous Rights would permit this.

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 19 at 03:38 AM • permalink

  76. #63
    Costello says Rudd ‘naked’ on tax system understanding

    He is a poll dancer, after all ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 09 19 at 03:39 AM • permalink

  77. If they are men it may be homosexuality.

    Surely they wouldn’t be stupid enough to bear witness against eachother for adultery.

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 19 at 03:40 AM • permalink

  78. #64 #65
    That big boys stopped jamming his head down the dunny
    And gave him a wedgie, back o’the class?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 09 19 at 03:57 AM • permalink

  79. #32
    Hi 1.618, how about this one

    Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 09 19 at 04:00 AM • permalink

  80. #79
    Great site, Col.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 09 19 at 04:16 AM • permalink

  81. #71
    They’re prolly looking to palm’er off, too, along with the other ‘tards ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 09 19 at 04:19 AM • permalink

  82. O/T but day by day is just earning its first fatwa! Congratulations.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 09 19 at 04:57 AM • permalink

  83. AND NOW MEAN MONICA HAS GONE!

    what with the roasting Rudd is getting in parliament this week as well, it’s turning into a pretty good week…

    Posted by Ben P on 2007 09 19 at 05:15 AM • permalink

  84. I just gets better and better!

    Monie’found that she just can’t keep holding her face like a duck’s bum in convulsions.

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 19 at 05:18 AM • permalink

  85. they’ve just got to give the show the bullet this time - it’s beyond salvation in its humourless, stalinist awfulness

    Posted by Ben P on 2007 09 19 at 05:27 AM • permalink

  86. Good scoop, Ben P at #83.

    Fingers Palmer also nominates as one of his achievements a poodles for sheep story that was first picked up by a keen eyed commenter at #58 here well before it was on Media Watch.

    There were numerous stories MW conspicuously ignored, including the Lebanese ambulance story, that no-one has truly bothered to investigate, save for online media. Why did MW ignore the story? Ask their research team.

    BTW Blair - got the CV updated?

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 09 19 at 05:51 AM • permalink

  87. Can’t wait for tomorrow’s Age.

    Maybe there’s an opening for Monica on Kath and Kim.

    Posted by Big Arnie on 2007 09 19 at 05:58 AM • permalink

  88. Margos
    Tim’d be GREAT on Media Watch

    it’ll never happen, he’s too
    too
    too
    Controversial!

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 19 at 06:14 AM • permalink

  89. Aww, how nice, Tim and Monica will be spending more time with their families.

    Not.

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 09 19 at 06:15 AM • permalink

  90. For anyone scratching their head about Fingers’ stellar career, this may answer some questions.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 09 19 at 06:16 AM • permalink

  91. kae - that is a riot!  I had to bite my tongue to stay quiet lest the baby wake.

    Posted by peter m on 2007 09 19 at 06:26 AM • permalink

  92. Turkish PM (moderate) Islamist Erdogan is working to bring back the hejab under the revised constitution. There goes the neighbourhood.
    link

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 09 19 at 07:11 AM • permalink

  93. Palmer gone
    Attard gone

    What about the muslim research team?

    Posted by Steve at the pub on 2007 09 19 at 07:22 AM • permalink

  94. I reckon Glenn Milne and Matt Price should do weekly rotations at MW. Both are insufferable pricks who are full of themselves, they’d fit the stated selection criteria, and their papers would be glad to see the back of ‘em. Or maybe Stephen Mayne of Criven’s infamy.

    Posted by CB on 2007 09 19 at 08:08 AM • permalink

  95. #88- yeah Tim for mediawatch-that’d be a hoot, and while we’re at it we should all join our local chapters of the friends of the ABC and change their complexion… ‘As a friend I gotta tell you, your bias is showing’- that’d be sweet

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 09 19 at 08:46 AM • permalink

  96. Just how does she cope with 15 minutes of TV and maybe a couple of hours of scripted radio a week? The poor snookums- maybe she needs to follow her fellow-traveller Maxine into pre-selection*, parliament offers the sort of hours of employment she relishes.

    *And having a head like a well-chewed mintie will do her all manner of favours at branch level an’all.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 09 19 at 08:48 AM • permalink

  97. I’m glad that MW is ending. For a show intended to expose the media’s ethical standards, it was itself profoundly unethical and hypocritical.  Apart from some Tim-bashing sourced without disclosure via a Muslim website that supports Hizb ut-Tahrir,  its constant attacks on conservative op-ed columnists while giving a wide berth to biased left wing journalists, and through its own lack of self-awareness failed to address charges of its - MW and ABC - own left wing bias, made it nothing more than a mouthpiece for the sour socialists of yuppie Green urbana.

    Good riddance, and hopefully the end of it.  It could have been a worthwhile programme, as it began, had small-c catholic, *genuinely* open-minded people guided it.  But that’s way too much of an ask for an organisation in the stranglehold of Green-voting unionists and Labor hangers-on.

    Posted by romeo on 2007 09 19 at 08:58 AM • permalink

  98. I feel good.
    I made someone laff.

    No. Tim couldn’t do Media Watch.
    He’d end up with no friends.
    We’ll be your friends Tim.

    Tim.

    Tim?

    Don’t cry Tim.

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 19 at 09:05 AM • permalink

  99. Yo mediawitch!!

    Want a story where ALL the newspapers printed a lie? Complete with photographic evidence? Confirmed by no less than the victims own lawyer?

    “When David arrived at Yatala he was pasty-faced, he was overweight. Now ... his features have returned, his health has returned…”

    Heres a head start for you.

    ..“could affect Hicks, who is “severely depressed and underweight” after three months in solitary confinement…”

    I expect my offer of employment as a midget anime tenticle porn surfing bludger Respected ABC researcher is in the post.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 09 19 at 09:17 AM • permalink

  100. Not sure how I missed this great moment in journalism.

    Posted by paco on 2007 09 19 at 12:44 PM • permalink

  101. Ah, Palmer and Attard gone from Media Watch, this could turn out to be the best week ever.  To my way of thinking, the ABC would ideally like to replace Palmer with Phillip Adams, and Monica with….Cindy Sheehan. :-)

    I lol’ed at Monica saying that Media Watch was a very *taxing* program to make.  Hey Monica, it’s 15 bloody minutes, once a week!  How hard can it be?  Do you have a really uncomfortable chair or something?

    Posted by Blink on 2007 09 19 at 04:52 PM • permalink

  102. Actually, that 15 minute show takes about 100 takes, as she keeps cracking up laughing at the silly script, and it has to be redone!  That’s like 20 hours of takes - tough gig!

    Posted by peter m on 2007 09 19 at 06:57 PM • permalink

  103. #101 :  In ABC thinking Palmer would be replaced with Phil Adams, and Attard with Quentin Dempster.

    Myself, I am hoping the show scores a trifecta, with Antoinette Chiha quitting also.

    With those three flushed out, there is a chance Media Botch could regain the respect it once had.

    Posted by Steve at the pub on 2007 09 19 at 07:44 PM • permalink

  104. #103 “flushed” being the operative word.

    Anyhow ... surely we are not so naive to think that the replacements are going to be anything other than conservative.

    Posted by lingus4 on 2007 09 19 at 07:49 PM • permalink

  105. Wow, two quite/are kicked out of Mejah Woch. Excellent. What has happened - to planets are still in their orbits?

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 09 19 at 08:05 PM • permalink

  106. ray hadley was on air this morning, saying that if you add up all the 15 mins a week, she was on air for a total of 6 hours last year. Even assuming she did 10 hours of prep for every hour on air, that’s still only 70 odd hours ... monica was a disappointing lightweight, and the show, which once did serve a purpose, looks a lot like a horse which needs to be shot.

    Posted by spaniel on 2007 09 19 at 09:36 PM • permalink

  107. A taxing program!? It’s 15 minutes long for fuck’s sake. They have a bunch of born again islamists providing research for free. The production values are 1960s Indonesian current affairs. What’s taxing? Her sneer?

    Have any of these people ever worked in a job that requires them to produce something? Anything? From a university Arts degree to the ABC. Now there’s a life path designed to provide a person with the expertise to tell the rest of us how to conduct our lives.

    Posted by Hanyu on 2007 09 19 at 10:11 PM • permalink

  108. And here’s another great moment in journalism:

    Dan Rather Sues CBS

    In the words of the AP, he claims they “intentionally botched the aftermath of the story about Bush’s time in the Texas Air National Guard and had [him] take the fall to ‘pacify’ the White House.”

    As an article I read somewhere tonight asked, when was a law passed that made it illegal to “intentionally botch the aftermath of a news story”?  Whatever that means.

    Posted by kcom on 2007 09 19 at 11:57 PM • permalink

  109. Rather is back in the news. He is pushing the views of a former Boeing employee, Vince Weldon, who claims the news 787 airliner is unsafe.

    Maybe Rather should have looked into Weldon before airing the claims. From the Seattle Times:

    Weldon was fired in July 2006. He alleged in a whistle-blower complaint with the U.S. Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) that the firing was “retaliation for raising concerns throughout the last two years of his employment about the crashworthiness of the 787.” But according to a summary of OSHA’s findings, Boeing told investigators Weldon was fired for threatening a supervisor, specifically for stating he wanted to hang the African-American executive “on a meat hook” and that he “wouldn’t mind” seeing a noose around the executive’s neck.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 09 20 at 03:10 AM • permalink

  110. #100 The US Naval Academy is what? That’s outrageous, paco.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 09 20 at 03:12 AM • permalink

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