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PAGAN ECO-TART HONOURED

The First Annual Iowahawk Earth Week Virtual Cruise Night is up:

It’s that time of year when we honor the ultimate MILF: Mother Earth! Yes friends, Gaia called and you responded - with candid pics showing how you get your freak on with that saucy pagan eco-tart.

Current entries include 32 cars and trucks—ranging from Caddies to Kommandowagens—as well as 5 motorcycles and a 10-speed sent in by wisenheimer R.H. Hardin.

Click the above link to witness Hardin’s act of subversion and also Preston Peterson’s outstanding 1967 Mustang—twin turbocharged in a mechanical tribute to Gaia’s hurricanes and volcanoes.

UPDATE. Mark Steyn:

I take my hat off. This belongs to a very select group of Jokes I Wish I’d Thought Of First: “It’s that time of year when we honor the ultimate MILF: Mother Earth!”

James Waterton agrees. Hail the ‘Hawk!

Posted by Tim B. on 04/29/2006 at 12:58 PM
  1. Mother Earth as MILF? That is absolutely fucking comic genius!

    Posted by James Waterton on 2006 04 29 at 02:52 PM • permalink

  2. Yeah but what’s Gaia doing during the middle of the day when the kids are at school?  And she’s so bored.

    Posted by Pat Patterson on 2006 04 29 at 03:07 PM • permalink

  3. I’ve added the shocking omission that was previously missing to his collection. Luckily it was sitting in my driveway.

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 04 29 at 04:01 PM • permalink

  4. Mr. Bingley

    That’s one hot SOB, I’ll tell ya’...Betcha’ that thing smokes…ummmm, well not really THAT kind of ‘smokes’...screw it, you know what I mean…I think…:).

    Posted by El Cid on 2006 04 29 at 04:20 PM • permalink

  5. As you have obviously perceived, El Cid, it is a chick magnet.

    A chick magnet.

    They can’t resist it.

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 04 29 at 04:36 PM • permalink

  6. Up to 45 vehicles now, including Mr. Bingley’s MILFmobile boogie van—and lots of thunder from Down Under. Thanks!

    Posted by iowahawk on 2006 04 29 at 04:44 PM • permalink

  7. it is a chick magnet

    I can see why…damn. Some guys have all the luck.

    Posted by El Cid on 2006 04 29 at 04:58 PM • permalink

  8. Is Tim kidding with the still-dented Miata?

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 29 at 04:59 PM • permalink

  9. I didn’t enter my Scion xA. Maybe if a put some Playboy mudflaps on it…

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 29 at 05:00 PM • permalink

  10. My Mustang GT was simply to ratty and too noisy(Ford power steering box) to submit to Iowahawk.  But I found this instead.  Scroll down to Top Gear:Ariel Atom.

    Posted by Pat Patterson on 2006 04 29 at 05:12 PM • permalink

  11. Had to do a search to find out what MILF means—gosh, thanks, I need to bleach my eyeballs now. It was fun looking at the cars though. Nice dent, Tim.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 04 29 at 08:44 PM • permalink

  12. I guess if rhhardin had the cojones to enter a 10 speed bike, I could have entered my Ford Ranger pickup.  But what’s the point, really?  I do my Gaia-trimming in other ways.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 04 29 at 09:39 PM • permalink

  13. anyone want to join me at Czechwrecks?

    Czechs can look forward to another prestigious international event - it appears that Prague has had the honour of being selected as the final destination of this year’s European Banger Rally - to quote the organizers: piloting old bits of rubbish to an Eastern Europe scrap yard. Cars participating in Czechwrecks must cost under 100 pounds -or 4,000 crowns - but luckily for us the organizers have emphasized the importance of breaks and clutches. The Calais to Prague rally which is to take place at the beginning of September is 1500 miles long, to be covered in four days. And the winner gets one thousand pounds in cash - that is if they can find their way here. According to the organizers the rally will take participants through six countries: France, Switzerland, Italy, Germany, Austria and, somewhat surprisingly, Czechoslovakia. Sorry to mess with your plans guys but we know for certain that the latter ceased to exist in 1993. Good luck anyway.

    Posted by KK on 2006 04 29 at 09:59 PM • permalink

  14. Kyda, you really find Moro terrorists that disturbing?

    Posted by triticale on 2006 04 29 at 10:37 PM • permalink

  15. triticale—Okay, had to do another search—I only wish I had gone that far down the page the first time. I would’ve ended up questioning how an obscure terrorist organization is connected to Iowahawk’s Earth Day cruise, but at least the images at the site I did enter wouldn’t be burned on my retina.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 04 29 at 11:50 PM • permalink

  16. I hereby found the Environmental Incest League.  Our motto: “F____ Your Mother.”

    Posted by Rittenhouse on 2006 04 30 at 07:34 AM • permalink

  17. I’m celebrating my own Mother Earth Sunday by heading over to Norm’s in Fremont on my 996 Ducati to watch the Istanbul round of Moto GP today. With the obligatory ride after I intend to give the old mother a good root to the tune of about 6 gallons. Gotta love those MILF’s.

    Posted by swassociates on 2006 04 30 at 09:51 AM • permalink

  18. Kyda — If you wuz up on your pop culture you wouldn’t need to surf nawty wed sites.  Any intallment of the American Pie movie series would have told you what a MILF was.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 30 at 09:55 AM • permalink

  19. Bend over and take this Mother Earth,

    Tool For Giving Mother Earth A Hard Time

    Posted by swassociates on 2006 04 30 at 09:56 AM • permalink

  20. Speaking of pop culture, I need references to sleazy song lyrics, tv shows and sex-sell commercials for a novel I’m writing,anywhere in the world.  Feel free to a me.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 30 at 09:57 AM • permalink

  21. swassociates:

    That’s nothing. Try this on for size, mother dearest.

    PS. I have worked on a rig very similar to this one. Violation factor plus plus plus, let me assure you.

    Posted by James Waterton on 2006 04 30 at 10:09 AM • permalink

  22. And you should see how much diesel the fucker goes through.

    Posted by James Waterton on 2006 04 30 at 10:10 AM • permalink

  23. This inspires me to get my damned ‘67 Cutlass Convertible out of the garage and on the road, with it’s Earth-hugging 11 mpg.

    Posted by Andrew on 2006 04 30 at 10:18 AM • permalink

  24. Argh.  Its.  Not It’s.

    Posted by Andrew on 2006 04 30 at 10:19 AM • permalink

  25. Here’s a guy who built a GE T58 turbofan into a VW Bug.

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/04/30/MNGJGII7BB1.DTL&type=cars

    Posted by Andrew on 2006 04 30 at 10:21 AM • permalink

  26. Yo James

    I get hard just looking at it.

    Posted by swassociates on 2006 04 30 at 10:23 AM • permalink

  27. Andrew — Screw the VW.  Did you see the passing mention in that article about jet-powered ATV’s?

    Just what we need in our California hills…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 30 at 11:50 AM • permalink

  28. swassociates - sorry, but your Duc 996 does not rape Mother Earth. It’s a Massimo Tamburini design - it seduces Gaia until she happily begs to be violated.

    Now on the other hand, the only way Terblanche’s god-awful 999 can get any action is by forcible rape.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 30 at 04:39 PM • permalink

  29. It’s that time of year when we honor the ultimate MILF: Mother Earth!

    What does MILF mean?

    Posted by slats et domo on 2006 04 30 at 05:58 PM • permalink

  30. What does MILF mean?

    Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

    Or use Google for the alternate meaning.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 04 30 at 06:15 PM • permalink

  31. I’m celebrating my own Mother Earth Sunday by heading over to Norm’s in Fremont on my 996 Ducati to watch the Istanbul round of Moto GP today.

    Shame to see Pedrosa tuck it, but it did allow Hayden to squeak into first on the series points, so that was good. Too bad Nicky had bike trouble and could only manage third.

    Vale’s looking pretty mortal these days.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 30 at 06:42 PM • permalink

  32. Tim also got a mention in Mark’s Chicago Sun Times column for exposing the fake Thomas Jefferson quote used by Kennedy, Kerry and company, link.

    Posted by 68W40 on 2006 04 30 at 06:56 PM • permalink

  33. What does MILF mean?

    Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

    I would just bet that the Moro Islamic Liberation Front becomes a butt of jokes because of the sharing of their acronym.  I would also bet that if one was to ask a group of males with access to the internet if any of them heard of the group, the greater percentage would smile and nod yes.

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 04 30 at 07:48 PM • permalink

  34. Tim also got a mention in Mark’s Chicago Sun Times column for exposing the fake Thomas Jefferson quote used by Kennedy, Kerry and company, link.

    Actually, it was one of the commenters in an earlier thread (or perhaps both Tim and the commenter independently).

    I see quite a bit of the stuff we say here appear later in Steyn’s columns. Cool.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 30 at 08:27 PM • permalink

  35. #21 ppfft - small stuff - you could fit one of yours into a single bucket on this baby

    Posted by KK on 2006 05 01 at 01:04 AM • permalink

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