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Early numbers from Queensland ain’t good; Labor’s Robert Ray believes we may be only 25 minutes from a Labor victory call. For views from what at this point might be the winning side, check the live lefty blogging from Tim Dunlop.

UPDATE. Dani Ecuyer’s share in Wentworth (where the government’s Malcolm Turnbull has improved his vote): 1.0%.

UPDATE II. This week’s column: a loser’s guide to the election, for supporters of both parties. Labor types may feel it irrelevant. Julia Gillard now calling it for Labor. Wild screams in the tally room following latest figures from Bennelong (Maxine McKew ahead on primary votes); Kerry O’Brien looking delighted.

UPDATE III. Seven reports John Howard may concede by 9.00pm.

UPDATE IV. Comments registrations are open! Sign on for post-election commentary chaos.

UPDATE V. Kerry O’Brien: “With 60% of the vote counted, the swing to the ABC is ...” Good call, Kerry. In other accurate announcements, airhead Adelaide candidate Nicole Cornes tells David Koch: “You probably know more than I do.” True, no matter who she was speaking to. Three per cent swing to Cornes, by the way.

UPDATE VI. 22-seat Labor majority predicted by Seven. Nine graphic: “Kevin Rudd wins election!”

UPDATE VII. The reception for Maxine McKew showed just how personal is Labor’s loathing of John Howard. A little graceless, it was.

UPDATE VIII. Greens leader Bob Brown just mentioned the need to direct our economy “away from burning forests”. In point of fact, the burning forest sector of our economy is rather small. Brown also predicts a Labor flip on that Tasmanian pulp mill, supported during the election campaign by Rudd and Peter Garrett. Saint: “I am thinking about how I dislike the Greens more each time I hear Bob Brown speak.”

UPDATE IX. It would be interesting to know what Mark Latham is thinking tonight, given his hatred of Howard is just about equal to his hatred of Rudd.

UPDATE X. Excellent concession speech from Mal Brough, including a plea that Kevin Rudd persist with intervention in troubled Aboriginal communities.

Posted by Tim B. on 11/24/2007 at 05:14 AM
  1. Wait for WA- there’s 2 and possibly 3 seats to be lost there.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 24 at 05:19 AM • permalink

  2. So, how are the Blairites calling this?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 24 at 05:25 AM • permalink

  3. Surely the Climate Change Coalition is standing by to claim government?

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 11 24 at 05:25 AM • permalink

  4. Jackie Kelly talking about humility, re all the people who come out to help. Striking difference.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 05:25 AM • permalink

  5. These Sydney/Melbourne based dickheads are ignoring the minesite vote, where the votes will come locally from the wharfies.

    Wait until the troops out on the workface who are pulling 6 figure incomes get included.

    As I’ve said, it’s going to be a long night.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 24 at 05:26 AM • permalink

  6. Ash - well, we fixed our mortgage interest rate 3 months ago. That’s how we’re calling it.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 05:27 AM • permalink

  7. Labor commenter on 7 is saying just scraping over the line is ‘a landslide’!

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 05:28 AM • permalink

  8. #6 Snicker. Me too Nick, I had all that done months ago. I don’t trust Rudd or Gillard.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 24 at 05:29 AM • permalink

  9. Bidding on Kevin07 T-Shirts on ebay is rocketing along - up from $0.01 a couple of days ago to $16 this evening. Link

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 05:30 AM • permalink

  10. My evening is starting to look like the last reel of Empire Strikes Back (currently screening on Channel 10): the Empire has the upper hand, the freedom-loving rebel alliance are scattered and in retreat.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 11 24 at 05:30 AM • permalink

  11. I perceive a lot of triumphalism in the ABC coverage. Aided by the useful idiots of the ACT who cheer wildly apropos of nothing.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 11 24 at 05:30 AM • permalink

  12. 7 is virtually calling Bennelong for McKew. Gillard has called it for the ALP.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 05:30 AM • permalink

  13. Beazley not calling it yet, seems very nervous about WA.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 05:31 AM • permalink

  14. Upside: All that talk of the mighty greens didn’t eventuate...except in Tassy...but they are weird.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 05:31 AM • permalink

  15. Anyone have the voting age population number for Oz? What’s the max number of voters?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 11 24 at 05:32 AM • permalink

  16. #14 - Do they get a vote for each head in Tassie? :)

    #15 - Across Australia 13,645,073 electors enrolled to vote. Probably 90% or so vote.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 05:33 AM • permalink

  17. Across Australia 13,645,073 electors enrolled to vote. according to the AEC.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 05:34 AM • permalink

  18. 13,645,073 enrolled voters in Australia

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 24 at 05:34 AM • permalink

  19. Geez but Beattie is an arse - he needs to throttle back a bit if he’s going to get invited back. I suspect his recent retirement had a lot to do with avoiding the bloodletting at state level that’s coming in the next few years.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 05:34 AM • permalink

  20. # 17 - beat me by a keystroke.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 24 at 05:35 AM • permalink

  21. Virtual Tally is up to approx 3 mill total votes counted. Folk on Free Republic are saying that Gillard is already calling a victory and Labor is showing having 76 seats already...hows that?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 11 24 at 05:35 AM • permalink

  22. The upside of a Federal loss, (I hope) is that the states will start to fall come the revolution, I mean, the next state elections.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 24 at 05:36 AM • permalink

  23. meant 6 mil, sorry.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 11 24 at 05:36 AM • permalink

  24. Grimmy - computer analysis is done based on trends in voting, so-called “swings”. If the votes consistently show the same swing in a seat, they can call it prematurely.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 05:36 AM • permalink

  25. Quentin:

    yeah, they do the same thing here. Usually end up making a total mess of things too.

    It usually turns out that humanity doesn’t often fit in the nice smooth patterns that coders/mathmaticians need to work their algorwhasis.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 11 24 at 05:39 AM • permalink

  26. #22, well, that would be nice, but the most incompetent state government, NSW, isn’t up for re-election until 2011. That’s a long time.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 05:39 AM • permalink

  27. Counting is underway in WA - Brand (Beazley’s old seat) trending Liberal but less than 0.5% counted.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 05:39 AM • permalink

  28. The swing to the ABC.
    Kezza let the mask slip

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 11 24 at 05:43 AM • permalink

  29. Red Kezza just made a classic slip. Talking about McKew’s probable defeat of Howard, Kezza said “The swing to the ABC, oops”.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 11 24 at 05:45 AM • permalink

  30. And unfortunately in Qld the opposition is so completely and utterly incompetent that Labor may well get back yet again. Ho hum.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 05:46 AM • permalink

  31. Someone release the hounds!

    Posted by Nic on 2007 11 24 at 05:46 AM • permalink

  32. #29 - Way to demonstrate your intelligence there.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 05:47 AM • permalink

  33. ABC News Radio is pretty much handing the election to Labor.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 11 24 at 05:47 AM • permalink

  34. That was a troll? I thought it was a bot.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 05:47 AM • permalink

  35. How funny are these trolls going to be if the Coalition end up winning?!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 24 at 05:47 AM • permalink

  36. #36 Can’t see that happening now, I think Rudd’s safe.

    Though I’d like to see some witty, erudite trolls. Too much to ask? Bring back Miranda Divide.

    And Lunchboy.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 05:49 AM • permalink

  37. Campbell Newman, Mayor of Brisbane.  Do I get an Arts grant?

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 11 24 at 05:51 AM • permalink

  38. Come on Ash, you know very well gazzaaaa’s got no money.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 05:52 AM • permalink

  39. #38 No. I already know it’ll be hilarious if the media and the election call are wrong.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 24 at 05:55 AM • permalink

  40. The young only know what they have read in history. Which is not to be believed.
    Many older voters believe the forgotten past of Labor history.
    If Labor wins I will do what I did last time and ignore Labor until they go away again. Then the Libs will return until we have a new cycle of the forgotten past.

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2007 11 24 at 05:56 AM • permalink

  41. #41 Well, I suppose the company will go broke now that you Lefties have stopped taking it.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 24 at 05:57 AM • permalink

  42. Looks like Howard about to concede in Bennelong. Panel on 7 already conducting autopsy.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 05:57 AM • permalink

  43. Lingiari has the Libs on 49.4% of the primary vote but is giving the 2PP to Labor: WTF?

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 05:57 AM • permalink

  44. It looks like it’s lost, but not by a landslide.  I’m guessing that Ray Martin has changed his pants five times by now.  He can barely contain the glee.

    Posted by Heminator on 2007 11 24 at 05:58 AM • permalink

  45. gazzaaaa:

    A question from a foreign devil type observer:

    What is it that you really, honestly, expect to be changed with this change in political leadership? Not being snarky. Honestly curious about what folk expect to see done different.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 11 24 at 05:58 AM • permalink

  46. Who let all those howling fucking gibbons into the tally room?
    I took one look at that gurning halfwit Beattie and immediately switched over to Aunty.

    At least I know which way the ABC bias leans.

    Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 11 24 at 06:00 AM • permalink

  47. In Queensland - Senate quotas so far:

    Liberals = 3.3133
    ALP = 2.2277
    Pauline = 0.5027
    Democrats = 0.0902 (bye, bye Andrew Bartleweet)
    “What Women Want (Australia)” (!) = 0.0346
    CCC = 0.0237

    I find the last very funny.

    Posted by Janice on 2007 11 24 at 06:01 AM • permalink

  48. 7 declares"It’s a Ruddslide!”

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 06:01 AM • permalink

  49. #48: Flowers will bloom, children will laugh and frolic in the streets....kinda like how Chris Shiel first proposed back here

    For those who missed it:

    Think of those kids drawing boards, where you just lift the plastic and everything disappears.

    Scene opens with a selection of what’s already written all over the dark looking board, juxtaposed with old Howard’s face, looking out the corner of his eyes - non-core, never-ever gst, Peter Reith on the phone with dogs and goons, no apology, wretched asylum seekers, no Kyoto, children overboard (not), war, collapsing infrastructure, Hollingsworth scandal, Kirribili House, Telstra in hock, soaring international debt, soaring casualisation, soaring taxation levels, banks and global drug companies gorging themselves, little Aussie children dying like dogs in the street etc etc etc ... and the camera shows the 8 dark years being gradually erased, as the plastic sheet is lifted at the forthcoming election, and underneath what is gradually revealed is a picture of the young Mark Latham, not looking out of the corner of his eyes, but reading to children, shaking hands with workers, laughing with teachers and nurses, all set in a fresh, young, green, bright, co-operative morning in Australia ...

    Yes, he really did say that.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 06:02 AM • permalink

  50. ’Gurning halfwit’! LOL!

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 06:02 AM • permalink

  51. Well, as far as I am concerned, it’s congratulations where it’s due.

    Don’t forget, there is a generation of voters aged 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19 and 18 who have not suffered under Labor as a voter.

    The next three years will be interesting. 

    The best thing the conservatives could do at this point is not challenge the Bogus Thirteen, but get on with being a decent opposition.

    Democracy is a shit, but it’s far better than the alternatives!

    Posted by Kaboom on 2007 11 24 at 06:03 AM • permalink

  52. #51 - Where did you find the Senate results?

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 06:03 AM • permalink

  53. #49 And why do you want that Gaz(^1857)a(^37583)?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 24 at 06:03 AM • permalink

  54. Well, I went along and put in my Lib vote in WA, nothing more I can do; pity.

    Well, at least as Bolt put said on his blog, Rudd had to drag the party (at least superficially) so far to the right that its almost like a Coalition victory.  And if he backflips on that then three years from now we’ll make sure they all come back to bite him in spades.

    Posted by Nathan_C on 2007 11 24 at 06:04 AM • permalink

  55. I assume the idea of a one-party state turns gaza+ on. I can’t understand the appeal, myself, but I understand Hugo Chavez is popular with quite a few leftists at the moment.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 06:05 AM • permalink

  56. I’m in… but at what cost. On a night of pain....

    Posted by Gotlieb on 2007 11 24 at 06:06 AM • permalink

  57. #51 and 56 - Found it on ABC.

    Margo’s candidate in the ACT missed out. Link

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 06:06 AM • permalink

  58. #56, the Senate figures are here.

    Posted by Janice on 2007 11 24 at 06:06 AM • permalink

  59. On 7, Hockey points out Rudd’s debt to the Unions and Pilbersek arcs up, saying Rudd’s won ‘fair and square’. But with a Labor win, Monday morning the unions will be in Rudd’s office telling him to drop his pants.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 06:07 AM • permalink

  60. Welcome, Gotlieb #60.

    A night of pain indeed.

    Posted by Kaboom on 2007 11 24 at 06:07 AM • permalink

  61. OK this is where I show my desperate ignorance but ABC international here in Indonesia is showing “seats won”; Lab 81, Lib 55, Other 2, undecided 12.

    Well that’s that then surely, even if the Libs win all the undecided seats they’ll still not have enough to win.

    Why have they not conceded? Why is there any doubt that the Labs have won?

    Am I missing something?

    Posted by Harry Flashman on 2007 11 24 at 06:07 AM • permalink

  62. Phew....Gary got back in. As an ACT voter, that’s as much as I could do.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 06:08 AM • permalink

  63. Harry, I assume some of the “decided” seats are actually calculated results, since there’s at least two entire states where the counting is not even 50% yet.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 06:10 AM • permalink

  64. As a public servant I will probably benefit from this result but not everybody who voted for Labor in this election is in a similar position.  They still haven’t figured out that they may turn out to be losers in the long run.  Just like in Whitlam’s “It’s Time” time some people have to learn the hard way.

    Posted by Crossie on 2007 11 24 at 06:11 AM • permalink

  65. Harry, many of the seats are evenly split but the media analysts have already called them for Labor.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 06:11 AM • permalink

  66. #68 Gaz, I bet you’re in a worse position than most of us. Good luck with that.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 24 at 06:13 AM • permalink

  67. Recession 08/09?

    Posted by Gotlieb on 2007 11 24 at 06:13 AM • permalink

  68. #68. Yes gazzaaa, do tell us of this glorious inquiry into the Iraq War, should be very interesting, particularly since the single person to get up in Australia parliament and declare that Iraq definitely had weapons of mass destruction was a certain Kevin Rudd.

    Jesus Christ, if you are indicative of the maturity and intelligence of an ALP voter I despair for the nation.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 06:14 AM • permalink

  69. 69 Crossie - I definitely concur that it seems experience will have to be the teacher.

    Posted by Simon Darkshade on 2007 11 24 at 06:15 AM • permalink

  70. #69 I’m just glad that I moved all my major assets offshore.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 24 at 06:16 AM • permalink

  71. #68:

    The dark curtain is about to be lifted and things are going to get real ugly for the Libs the left as they realise who Rudd actually is.

    Fixed.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 06:16 AM • permalink

  72. hey gaaaazaaaa - get a life.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 24 at 06:17 AM • permalink

  73. I’m certainly not a rusted-on conservative, but I’d have to say that as much as I would consider voting for a worthwhile non-Liberal party (Liberty & Democracy party anyone?) I think it’s pretty obvious this election has been a triumph of vacuosity and spin over substance.
    Being very much financially independent, I will not personally be affected, but I do pity those “battlers” who feel snake oil salesman Rudd will somehow miraculously pay off their mortgages. They may just find out what Labor, Labor everywhere is in reality all about.
    As they say - the rest is history.

    Posted by JPB on 2007 11 24 at 06:17 AM • permalink

  74. Experience holds a dear school and fools learn by none other.

    Not sure but I think that’s one from Mark Twain or some such.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 11 24 at 06:17 AM • permalink

  75. Greens get a Senator in SA and Xenophon gets up, too. Looks like BoP in the Senate will be Green…

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 06:18 AM • permalink

  76. Big Joe Hockey is almost in tears…

    Posted by drew`sevnt5 on 2007 11 24 at 06:19 AM • permalink

  77. We had lunch today with our daughter, who is training some young employees. According to her, the boss said permanent or casual for the three young people would depend on the election result.

    I guess those kids have their answer.

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 11 24 at 06:20 AM • permalink

  78. Fucking hell, did anyone else just see that on ABC?

    Fran got a bunch of cheers, so Tony’s like “Sorry, we’ve got to switch over… so you’re going to lose a lot of colleagues?”

    The audience is stacked with Labor/Greens voters, this much is obvious.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 24 at 06:21 AM • permalink

  79. Geez its hard to work out preference votes in your head when you’re on your second bottle of Adelaide Hills Pinot Noir… so I’ll take the computer’s word for it… we’re fucked.

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 06:22 AM • permalink

  80. Hahaha, I’m set. Public Servant....and we know there’s no damn way Rudd will cut the public service, despite what he says.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 06:22 AM • permalink

  81. # 82 - mareesS, a lot of people got their answer tonight, there will be a lot of employment changes coming up as employers “let go” employees to reduce their IR risk.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 24 at 06:22 AM • permalink

  82. 6,600 people nationwide voted for Phatty Phil’s Climate Change Coalition.

    In comparison, 342,000 people voted informally.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 06:22 AM • permalink

  83. Eegads Bob Brown, a remarkable win for Labor. 

    How so with the zillions of $$$$ spent by the unions and Labor on advertising.  And the overwhelming support of the pathetic Australian media that gave the Rudd party a free ride.

    This result pisses me off.

    Posted by Tissa on 2007 11 24 at 06:23 AM • permalink

  84. #84 Why? He won his seat.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 24 at 06:23 AM • permalink

  85. Although a sweaty Stephen Smith talking about WA numbers is cause for some hope

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 06:23 AM • permalink

  86. what’s voted informally mean?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 11 24 at 06:24 AM • permalink

  87. Rudd is about to do throughout Australia what he did in Qld when Goss got in in 1989. It’s going to be bloody ugly and, Gazaaa, many Labor supporters and voters are going to get swept up in the pogroms as they did in Qld. I should know - I was working in the state government then and there were many, many hurt and confused Labor supporters who couldn’t figure out why what they’d dreamt of for so long turned out to be a nightmare. But Rudd and Goss didn’t care about fucking over a few dozen public service grunts here and a few dozen grunts there to screw over unit managers tainted with the conservative brush by dissolving entire work units and declaring scores of positions vacant. I felt genuinely sorry for - and still do - for some of the Labor supporters I knew who were shafted by their own side because they’d worked under a conservative boss.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 06:24 AM • permalink

  88. #92 - Filled out their paper incorrectly, returned it blank, numbered the boxes all wrong.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 06:25 AM • permalink

  89. Be gentle with gaza of the many a’s. I think this is the first federal election he was old enough to vote for, so he’s understandably a little excited, the poor darling.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 06:25 AM • permalink

  90. #68 yes Gazza really important stuff to spend money on eh! Haneef and AWB, one foot in the door and already wasting our money.. fuckwit!!

    Posted by WaZoBia on 2007 11 24 at 06:25 AM • permalink

  91. Ray Martin just called Bennelong a Blue Ribbon Seat.  I always thought it was a marginal and volatile seat.  Is Ray making the script up as he goes along?

    Posted by Heminator on 2007 11 24 at 06:26 AM • permalink

  92. #82 No Kidding… as an employer I can tell you the employment risk has just gone through the roof… and that is a damm shame

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 06:28 AM • permalink

  93. Grimmy, an informal vote is to waste your vote by not filling it in correctly, either deliberately or otherwise.

    Meanwhile, here McKew pretending she’s PM.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 06:28 AM • permalink

  94. French TV is calling the defeat of the Libs inevitable. Link

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 06:28 AM • permalink

  95. I’m going to get pissed.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 11 24 at 06:28 AM • permalink

  96. I feel quite sad for Howard, this isn’t a fitting way for him to go with it looking likely that he’ll lose his seat in Bennelong. He’s been the best thing to happen to Australia for a long time.

    Still, in the spirit of Tim’s Daily Telegraph article, I can now blame Rudd et al for everything that has gone wrong. Starting with these damn mosquitoe bites, why can’t he do something about them??

    Posted by brucey bonus on 2007 11 24 at 06:29 AM • permalink

  97. Ah well - this is the Labor government we had to have.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 11 24 at 06:29 AM • permalink

  98. "Maxine McKew for Australia of the year.”

    Gazzaaaaa - do you moonlight as an editor at Webdiary?

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 06:29 AM • permalink

  99. Every now and again we need a change to teach our young people just how bloody hopeless Communism Labor is.
    On the bright side, now we’ll have access to all those cheap Chinese organ transplants.
    Those Chinese convicts are good sports.

    Luckily, Rudd can speak Mandarin.

    Posted by Mike_W on 2007 11 24 at 06:30 AM • permalink

  100. My GOD! I hope Maxy means a contest the Wog Way!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 24 at 06:30 AM • permalink

  101. gazza you effing moron! Enjoy the fruits of your Labor now as they will prove to be bitter.

    Posted by WaZoBia on 2007 11 24 at 06:30 AM • permalink

  102. The ABC had someone picking particularly ugly photos of Jackie Kelly (Lindsay) and Trish Draper (Makin). Now, Trish is not and never will be Ms. Cornes, but the pic they chose was attrocious. Jackie had hair looking like it had been dragged through a hedge backwards.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 11 24 at 06:31 AM • permalink

  103. I’ll raise a glass to John Winston Howard tonight.  History will show him as a great PM

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 06:32 AM • permalink

  104. Gazza, I bet you aren’t much older than me. And, as such, may I say, may you encounter colonies of fleas in your jocks.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 24 at 06:32 AM • permalink

  105. Maxine just did a speech which was worthy of Ms Cornes.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 11 24 at 06:33 AM • permalink

  106. Having anticipated a Federal Labor win, we changed the direction of our business earlier this year. It’s going to be dark days ahead for the business community, the economy and employees. Kyoto will send Australia back into multibillion dollar debt, the unions’ ‘investment’ will need to be paid back one hundred fold.

    I suppose the good news is interest rates may fall half a percent and it will be on the backs of 150,000 jobs lost.

    -- Nora

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 06:33 AM • permalink

  107. #106 Mike_W

    I think your right… young ones like my 20 year old son voting for the first time, like they are voting for the Logies, need a taste of the hard times.

    Posted by Tissa on 2007 11 24 at 06:33 AM • permalink

  108. #68 You haven’t even begun to hurt

    What, are we quoting Buffy now?

    Posted by carpefraise on 2007 11 24 at 06:34 AM • permalink

  109. <i>I always thought it was a marginal and volatile seat.  Is Ray making the script up as he goes along?</i>

    Bennelong was a blue-ribbon seat, but it was a victim of redistribution and lost a lot of its Liberal voting areas to surrounding seats, as a result, it went down to a 2% marginal.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 06:34 AM • permalink

  110. 112 - Thankfully Cornes looks like she won’t get up in Boothby.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 06:34 AM • permalink

  111. Red Kerry, to his credit, is being scathing about the ALP idiots stacking the tally room crowd and behaving like rock apes.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 11 24 at 06:34 AM • permalink

  112. #110

    Here, here Big Jim.

    To Mr Howard!

    Cheers and thanks!

    Posted by Tissa on 2007 11 24 at 06:35 AM • permalink

  113. Yes, Maxine’s speech was embarrassing: she tried for Clintonesque treacly folksiness - she knows the words, but she doesn’t know the music.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 11 24 at 06:36 AM • permalink

  114. Analysing the results..... twas NSW and QLD that did it, ironically two states with the most fucked ALP governments. Well, c’est la vie.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 06:36 AM • permalink

  115. #102, Pogria, I’m ahead of you by half a bottle.

    Posted by Crossie on 2007 11 24 at 06:39 AM • permalink

  116. Tissa, Big Jim - I might go for that second gin and tonic. Thanks, Mr Howard for 11 years of sensible government in Canberra.
    gazzaaa - you show great promise. I predict you will be an idiot lefty to your grave. Live and be well.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 11 24 at 06:39 AM • permalink

  117. I hope that gaazzaa enjoys his free pass.

    Normally we abuse, eat up and spit out (then ban) any alternative thought, being RWDB’s.

    Mabye if he looks and listens, he might learn something....

    Posted by Kaboom on 2007 11 24 at 06:39 AM • permalink

  118. Well I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 11 24 at 06:40 AM • permalink

  119. Gaaazaaa, there’s no harm in being a grinning winner but surely you should be hanging out with your mates at a time like this.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 06:40 AM • permalink

  120. Red Kerry, to his credit

    Red Kezza has no creditable qualities, except perhaps as a double for Carrot Top, or maybe as a rodeo clown.

    Posted by Mike_W on 2007 11 24 at 06:40 AM • permalink

  121. Yep, it’s obvious, I can’t tell the difference between 101 and 102.

    Posted by Crossie on 2007 11 24 at 06:41 AM • permalink

  122. Fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!!! Here comes Kyoto and billions of $$ wasted on a freaking NON-PROBLEM with about as much relevance to the actual physical world as Y2K. Watch the blooming and proliferation of green scam companies ... Hmmm! now that gives me an idea!

    Posted by WaZoBia on 2007 11 24 at 06:42 AM • permalink

  123. "Ah well - this is the Labor government we had to have.”

    LOL

    I nominate SwinishCapitalist for quote of the year.

    Posted by Nicholas on 2007 11 24 at 06:43 AM • permalink

  124. Barnaby Joyce making a dickhead of himself on 7 - well, an even bigger dickhead - trying to say 3 cornered contests don’t make a difference. What Qld needs is a new unified conservative party.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 06:44 AM • permalink

  125. 130 - we’ve been discussing our very own carbon credit scam for some time.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 06:46 AM • permalink

  126. Here’s a silver lining for you: Kerry Nettle defeated!

    Mwahahahah....that’s nearly worth a PM Rudd.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 06:46 AM • permalink

  127. Now all we need is Greens holding balance of power in the senate - legislation blocking mutants that will ensure we really get thinks fucked up !

    Posted by baraka on 2007 11 24 at 06:47 AM • permalink

  128. #120 Tissa Cheers, salut, etc.
    # 113 Nora
    And I was only talking about the work choices aspect - ie, when you hire someone thinking it is a win-win proposition: they get a job and you get something done, versus, you get a liability where someone believes you owe them their next, say, two years future earnings because you made the mistake of believing their overblown interview schtick and then discovered they were useless.
    When you factor in craven global warming capitulation, then the mind boggles…

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 06:47 AM • permalink

  129. Howard about to come out and concede in 10 mins - I suspect he’ll be as remarkable as when giving his defeat speech back in the ‘80s.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 06:47 AM • permalink

  130. Congratulations Rudd and Labor. Finally some heart in government beyond people’s hip pockets.

    Things I am looking forward to:

    1. John Howard’s concession speech.
    2. Reading Miranda Divine and Tim Blair’s columns.
    3. Having an Australian foreign policy rather than a sycophantically following the US.
    4. A fairer go for the more unfortunate people in Australia.

    Posted by agile on 2007 11 24 at 06:48 AM • permalink

  131. Sorry - things fucked up - my typing is not good when I am pissed off !

    Posted by baraka on 2007 11 24 at 06:48 AM • permalink

  132. The Maxine thing was very weird.  She was clearly tanked.  Started talking about how her Mum taught at government schools - for heaven’s sake, McKew went to a snobby private school!  Who cares what her Mum did? 

    No doubt Rudd endorsed this move - his first blunder as Prime Minister.  Not a great start.

    Posted by Alex of Canberra on 2007 11 24 at 06:49 AM • permalink

  133. "Having an Australian foreign policy rather than a sycophantically following the US. “

    I think you’ll find very little change on the foreign policy front.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 06:50 AM • permalink

  134. We survived gough and hawke/keating the small business brokers, we will get over this lot in time as well. 

    Anyone want to run a sweep on when the red headed bitch knifes kevni and takes over?

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 24 at 06:50 AM • permalink

  135. 131 - Thanks very much, Nicholas, although I can hardly claim it as my own!
    This, on the other hand, is an original. I hadn’t thought about it until I read Penguin’s comment at 126. Did I know something back then?

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 11 24 at 06:51 AM • permalink

  136. Re: 141 - To clarify, I don’t grant your idiotic premise that the FP of Australia is sycophantic but - if you are expecting change - I don’t think you’ll see much.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 06:52 AM • permalink

  137. agile and gazzaaaa are going to be bitterly disappointed in the K’Rudd government.

    1972 Redux. Learn from history laddies.

    -- Nora

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 06:52 AM • permalink

  138. #134
    Nettle gone?
    That calls for an extra shot of the Black Bush.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 11 24 at 06:52 AM • permalink

  139. Having an Australian foreign policy rather than a sycophantically following the US.

    Hahahahahaha! I can assure you, next year you’ll see Kevin Rudd joining Hillary Clinton on an invasion of any country that pisses her off.

    Fun times.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 06:53 AM • permalink

  140. Plibersek on 7 trying to deny Rudd’s bastardry in Qld as Goss’s chief of staff but not doing a good job…

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 06:53 AM • permalink

  141. If anybody has any doubts that the “Bogans” now run the treasury benches, just check out the coverage on the ABC/ALP. The whoopin and hollowing during the count just shows what has been elected by its supporters. Even Kerry was maybe tempted to call the bouncers in.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 11 24 at 06:54 AM • permalink

  142. 145 - Indeed. And 1972 begat 1975.

    Posted by Simon Darkshade on 2007 11 24 at 06:55 AM • permalink

  143. Hahahahahaha! I can assure you, next year you’ll see Kevin Rudd joining Hillary Clinton on an invasion of any country that pisses her off.

    I thought you couldn’t be President of the US of A for more than two terms????

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 24 at 06:55 AM • permalink

  144. What portfolio is Maxine going to demand?  To be the Minister for the ABC?

    Posted by Crossie on 2007 11 24 at 06:55 AM • permalink

  145. Lovely speech by Mal Brough.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 11 24 at 06:56 AM • permalink

  146. Lotocoti, I’m about to go on to the Bushmills over here… Slainte

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 06:57 AM • permalink

  147. #138 “A fairer go for the more unfortunate people in Australia” Yes and I am sure in a couple of years time with a green tax and no jobs you will be amongst them ... enjoy!

    Posted by WaZoBia on 2007 11 24 at 06:59 AM • permalink

  148. Big change in foreign policy? I seem to recall Bob Hawke ringing President Bush senior to offer Australia’s support in some external problem or another.
    I can’t see Rudd following Whitlam’s example - except, of course, three years in power and then…

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 11 24 at 07:00 AM • permalink

  149. Decided to switch channels to watch Star Wars instead.

    Holy crap, Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father!!!

    Posted by brucey bonus on 2007 11 24 at 07:00 AM • permalink

  150. 153 - Indeed - and Joe Hockey has just floated a possible future scenario for Brough that makes me smile - as leader of a rejuvenated Qld Liberal Party.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 07:01 AM • permalink

  151. #154
    I’ll be raising more than one for JoHo.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 11 24 at 07:02 AM • permalink

  152. Oh well - not too unexpected really. I’ve only just tuned in - i went to a movie with friends rather than watched. I had a bad feeling about this one.

    But congrats to the Labor side and good luck.

    I can certainly live with a change of government - personally i don’t think any country is well served by one siide staying in power endlessly.

    But as a loyal coalition chap I might avoid the airwaves for a few days. Gloating is something i can’t abide. And i’ve got a feeling there’s about 11 years worth coming our way.

    Posted by Francis H on 2007 11 24 at 07:03 AM • permalink

  153. 157 - crap! You’re kidding! I never saw that coming!

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 07:03 AM • permalink

  154. Cheers Swinish… we guess we will regroup but its a hard thought that the only RW that did OK (if you factor out the Nicole Cornes fiasco) was Malcolm Turnbull. It does bother me that this most Tony Blair like figure was the only political survivor.

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 07:03 AM • permalink

  155. #152 Crossie.
    Our ‘eight cents a day’ will no doubt be upgraded to more than a dollar a day. After all, a political propaganda machine needs big financing. Lattes are not getting cheaper either.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 11 24 at 07:04 AM • permalink

  156. Howard has just phoned Rudd to concede.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 07:05 AM • permalink

  157. So who are the left going to hate now?

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 07:05 AM • permalink

  158. Bill Shorten smiling on TV right now, having ridden to victory on a mine disaster.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 07:07 AM • permalink

  159. Well, that was interesting. I have to admit I did not see such a landslide, altho I predicted an ALP win.
    Now we get to point and laugh at the neocommies as Krudd and the Komrades cock it up.

    MarkL
    Canberra.

    Posted by MarkL on 2007 11 24 at 07:08 AM • permalink

  160. #157 I’m with you. A sad day. When I went to vote, there were two hot blondes handing out Lib how to vote cards, I took one from each, heh

    Posted by TimH on 2007 11 24 at 07:08 AM • permalink

  161. Bill Shorten smiling on TV right now, having ridden to victory on a mine disaster.

    And soon the disaster will be yours and mine.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 24 at 07:09 AM • permalink

  162. #165 Oddly enough the left are very good at hating themselves.

    Lefties are typically misanthropes.

    However look for K’Rudd’s first term of disasters being blamed on Howard.

    In Qld Goss spent two terms blaming Joh for their incompetance.

    -- Nora

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 07:09 AM • permalink

  163. Here’s my thoughts.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 07:09 AM • permalink

  164. Agile is here with all his friends

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 07:10 AM • permalink

  165. #165 very good question. OK I am outa here. I will ignore the Labor madness for my own health. I am in a good position to weather the storm. Good night and good luck everyone! It’s been grand.

    Posted by WaZoBia on 2007 11 24 at 07:10 AM • permalink

  166. #133

    we’ve been discussing our very own carbon credit scam for some time.

    Carbon credit scams are sooooo yesterday. I’ve just put the finishing touches on my Argon credits trading scam; send your money in in brown envelopes containing large amounts of cash, to the dark alley behind my house.

    Posted by AlburyShifton on 2007 11 24 at 07:11 AM • permalink

  167. brucey - have you heard about Batman and Bruce Wayne?

    BTW, I mentioned somewhere in one of the threads today that I saw Rescue Dawn. Here’s the Wikipedia article on Dieter Dengler; he survived, and so will we.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 11 24 at 07:13 AM • permalink

  168. Mal Brough’s concession speech should go down as a textbook example of grace in loss.

    #150 - Too right! 

    But now its time to find out if, having their first nightmare averted (losing a fifth election) the Australian left will run smack into their second nightmare: the possibility that Kevin Rudd plans to follow through on his promises.

    And if Kerry Nettle loses her Senate position I am going to backflip for joy until I break my neck.

    Posted by Nathan_C on 2007 11 24 at 07:14 AM • permalink

  169. This is very upsetting. I have nothing pithy and cynical to say to show I don’t care even though I’m Liberal. I’m gutted.

    Posted by Apple77 on 2007 11 24 at 07:14 AM • permalink

  170. I keep checking the AEC website and it is still showing only 71 seats in the Labor win column.  Can they claim victory until they officially get 76?

    Posted by Crossie on 2007 11 24 at 07:14 AM • permalink

  171. kisdm001

    So who are the left going to hate now?

    Themselves. Always have, always will. Eat their own, you know.

    Good to remember...’Stupidity falls under it own weight...Just stand out of the way and let it happen’.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 24 at 07:15 AM • permalink

  172. And if Kerry Nettle loses her Senate position I am going to backflip for joy until I break my neck.

    Backflip away, she’s gone.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 07:19 AM • permalink

  173. Argon trading? Pffft.
    I’m glad I kept that Desiree potato which is a dead set ringer for Kevni.
    The true believers will be 10 deep wanting to gaze upon it’s remarkable likeness, both in waxiness and charisma, to Saint Kevni of Bulimba.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 11 24 at 07:19 AM • permalink

  174. Still only a couple of hundred votes in it in Sturt. Will come down to postals, I reckon.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 24 at 07:19 AM • permalink

  175. Thanks, gaz. My party didn’t come home winners today, but at least I picked you right.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 11 24 at 07:21 AM • permalink

  176. #183 Or pricks like gazzaaaa and his mindless ilk.

    At least Western Australia held the line for the Liberals.  Whatever Kevvie does to the rest of the country, you can’t blame us, we tried to save the nation!

    Posted by Nathan_C on 2007 11 24 at 07:22 AM • permalink

  177. Election victory for Rudd and not a decent troll in sight. For shame!

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 11 24 at 07:23 AM • permalink

  178. Well said EL Cid.  A fine twist on the old Commie thing about capitalism failing under the weight of its own internal contradictions. There is no doubt that you are right, but I am now too deep into the wake for progress and right thinking in the magnificent Commonwealth of Australia to think it fully through.

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 07:23 AM • permalink

  179. Lyn Allison & Andrew Bartleweet are both gone. I think that’s the end of the Democrats. That and Kerry Nettle are some small comfort.

    Posted by Gibbo on 2007 11 24 at 07:26 AM • permalink

  180. Gazzaaaaa is also here with ALL his friends

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 07:26 AM • permalink

  181. For anyone inclined to think “Ah well at least it will be fun watching the lefties getting a kicking in the media now and the Labour mob getting all the blame for a change”, dream on that’s not how it works.

    I thought the same, naively, after Blair defeated the Tories in 1997. I thought, oh well now we’ll hear all the stories about how there’s too much taxation and how government wates money and how the unions are too powerful and how we need to run sound finances and how we need to crack down on crime and have tougher immigration controls. You know just the opposite of what the BBC were saying when Mrs T and the Tories were running the UK, I mean fair’s fair right?

    Apparently that’s not how it works, when a right wing government is in charge the BBC attacks it for its right wing policies but when a left wing government is in charge the BBC attacks it because its policies still aren’t left wing enough!

    The editor of the anchor news programme “Newsnight” actually admitted as much after the 1997 election in a memo he sent to his staff telling them that as Labour had won a landslide the reporters shouldn’t be seen to be challenging Labour’s policies but merely challenging their failure to implement these policies, gottit? You know just the way the Beeb merely challenged Maggie after her landslides for not implementing strong enough Tory policies, I mean they did, didn’t they.

    Just watch, it will be the same with Rudd, they won’t be challenging him to be tougher on the unions or illegal immigration but because he hasn’t told George Bush to bog off yet, that’s how the media operate, the criticism of governments of whatever stripe only come from one direction; the Left.

    Posted by Harry Flashman on 2007 11 24 at 07:29 AM • permalink

  182. Aw, gaazzaa - I said you should be with your friends but I guess you can count them on one hand. Your right hand.

    -- Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 24 at 07:30 AM • permalink

  183. # 68, gazzaaaaa

    I’m sorry for the way things appear to have turned out.  But I’m not surprised.  Labor sympathisers have for many years been running both education and the media and their efforts have borne fruit.  They have created a whole generation, and more, of people who believe whatever their ‘betters’ tell them and act on their feelings rather than on the basis of rational thought.

    I hope, for your sake, that you’re already in work because the ALP has only ever looked after people who are already in work, especially those who have enough seniority to hang on to their jobs (on the last on, first off principle) when things get tough.  Having lived through the utopianism of Whitlam and Hawke, and the sheer grossness of Keating, and having reason to believe that Rudd is no saviour but more an ambitious opportunist who doesn’t mind bending rules whenever such bending will be to his advantage, I don’t expect things to get better.  Not at all. 

    I expect Labor to do for their voters, especially their rusted-on voters, what they have always done; ignore them till voting time, and, usually, ignore them even then.  I expect employers who are old enough to remember the bad old days to stop hiring for as long as it takes to determine what the potential costs of taking on a new employee might be and do a thorough risk/benefit analysis. 

    We were small-business employers during the Hawke/Keating years and we will never, ever, expose ourselves to those risks again.  If we ever go back into business it will be just us, me and my husband.  All we need to do is make an income.  Right?  And we can do that with just the two of us.  We don’t have to expand and risk being treated as a goldmine by lazy, thieving, incompetent, useless employees who, on the point of being sacked, join the union and get them to do all the harassing.

    You appear to think that this is the dawn of heaven on earth.  It’s not.  It’s the beginning of interesting times, in the Chinese sense.

    If you ever get around to it, do ask Rudd about the house he didn’t live in and the airconditioner he had on there, to the annoyance of all his neighbours, for 24/24.

    In the meantime I do think that being in opposition will be good for Costello.  It didn’t hurt Howard.  Who knows?  Maybe Abbott will come out on top.  I’d rather him as leader.  And I’m not even Catholic.

    Posted by Janice on 2007 11 24 at 07:34 AM • permalink

  184. Now who’s being gracious Nick?

    Here’s Johnny..

    Posted by agile on 2007 11 24 at 07:34 AM • permalink

  185. JWH:  None of the others is fit to lace his boots.  We shall wait a while to see his like again.  When last did a POLITICIAN continually surprise you - in a positive way?

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 07:36 AM • permalink

  186. Maybe I’ve been too kind to Gaaaaazzzzaaa.

    Andrea, perhaps you should break out the Paddles of Doom.

    Posted by Kaboom on 2007 11 24 at 07:36 AM • permalink

  187. John W Howard, you have good grace and dignity, a lovely concession speech, very postive.

    Deep thanks to you, and you will be remembered fondly by out family.

    Posted by Tissa on 2007 11 24 at 07:39 AM • permalink

  188. Janice, nice post. See my post at 136. Couldn’t fail to disagree with you less.

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 07:41 AM • permalink

  189. Janice,

    in a couple of months, agile and gaaazaaaa are still going to be peddling their slack, dribbling arsholes to all comers at the wall in Sydney.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 11 24 at 07:44 AM • permalink

  190. Ok, couldn’t not fail to disagree with you less...you know what I mean

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 07:44 AM • permalink

  191. Cynicism and gloating aside…

    That was an excellent speech by Howard. That speech will be remembered for a long time for its humility and grace.

    Posted by agile on 2007 11 24 at 07:50 AM • permalink

  192. Y’all down there are made from tough stock. Just as some of us here are...we can weather the storms because we don’t depend on government for our happiness. Tough times build character & evidently we all have young’uns that need some character. It’d be nice if there was an easier way, but what can ya do.

    I’m looking forward to the columns that’ll appear when they do start to eat their own, as El Cid so kindly put it. If we get the same kind of results here next year, we’ll all watch the show together, bitching with the best of ‘em!

    Posted by KC on 2007 11 24 at 07:50 AM • permalink

  193. Is O’Brian’s fixation with McKew purely professional or ideological?

    Posted by BJM on 2007 11 24 at 07:53 AM • permalink

  194. Well done JWH, not just for the dignified speech but for what you have done for Australia since 1996.  Unfortunately he was probably correctly when he said that when we change the government, we will change the country… watch Mal Brough right now… what he said

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 07:53 AM • permalink

  195. OK. I’ll admit it. I cried right through JWH’s gallant and gracious speech. How he and his family held themselves together through it I can’t fathom.

    I fear for the future of the Australia he built for us.

    Posted by SandiM on 2007 11 24 at 08:00 AM • permalink

  196. KC, good point.  It’s only a bonus to have a government you can depend upon.  Not something we should get used to.

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 24 at 08:03 AM • permalink

  197. Thank you so much, Mr Howard, for all your efforts. We, due to your work, now live in prosperity. You leave with grace and integrity. Thank you Mr Howard, I believe that you and your team have made my family and myself more self assured. Sir, though I am hesitant to note this, you do leave with more creditability than some of your noted predecessors. To your family, may God smile with good fortune upon you and yourself.

    Thank you.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 11 24 at 08:16 AM • permalink

  198. Rudd’s just praised the great Australian union movement.

    They’re comin’ ba-aack.

    Posted by SandiM on 2007 11 24 at 08:24 AM • permalink

  199. Rudd’s reading his little reminder notes. JWH had no need of such things.

    Posted by SandiM on 2007 11 24 at 08:25 AM • permalink

  200. fuck

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 24 at 10:41 AM • permalink

  201. #208 well, to be fair, Mrs Howard gave him a reminder at one point.....

    Posted by entropy on 2007 11 24 at 10:43 AM • permalink

  202. #191
    Nah, that hand’s way too busy.

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 24 at 11:15 AM • permalink

  203. You haven’t even begun to hurt. Wait until the parliamentary inquiries into AWB, our entry into the Iraq war, the deportation of Haneef just for starters. The dark curtain is about to be lifted and things are going to get real ugly for the Libs.

    This is what I treasure about Leftards. They screetch about persecution and oppression, yet suffer none. But give them a whiff of power, and the purges begin.

    Totalitarian scum. Choke on your own vomit, gazz, you Stalinist prick.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 11 24 at 11:21 AM • permalink

  204. Hillary Clinton has promised the same thing, Dave S.

    To the Left, it’s not about governing, it’s about revenge.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 11 24 at 01:21 PM • permalink

  205. #199 Isn’t that the Folstom Street Fair, Pogria?

    (It’s so sick, I’m not going to link, but Zombietime has it. Eeeeeeeew.)

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 24 at 03:42 PM • permalink

  206. Hey, blogmire, I just dropped in for some graceless gloating. So your lousy poster boy’s gone, and with him his puny, dog-whistling, fear-mongering agenda. Good riddance.

    Bloghead, you’ve led your flyblown flock to poisoned wells. You craven suckers have taken an 11 year ride on the coattails of one man and for what?  Good luck with dredging for a leader in that dried-up well of cheap talent bequeathed to future generations of liberal supporters by His Rodency. Your obedient boosterism on behalf of Johnnie’s miserable hide have left you with nothing but Peter and Malcolm. Ha! I am rolling around on the floor laughing out loud, as they say here in cyberspace.

    Do try to keep a sense of humour as all your filthy work is rolled back, wound up, repealed, rescinded, exposed, renounced, shredded and binned. I look forward to year upon year, term after term of cheap laughs at your irrelevant expense.

    Posted by Miranda Divide on 2007 11 24 at 08:38 PM • permalink

  207. As gracious nasty in victory as she is in defeat. Ladies & gents, Miranda Divide.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 11 25 at 10:57 AM • permalink

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