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Direct your own Bollywood film! Here’s a feature I auteured earlier; and here’s a noir masterpiece composed by enigmatic cineaste Simon R.
Bah, that’s a cow, you idiot! A goat never laughs that hard.
Posted by James Waterton on 2006 01 29 at 12:42 PM • permalinkIn my browser, Mozilla Firefox, only about the first 20 letters of the first line of text shows. Bummer.
Posted by Dave in Chicago on 2006 01 29 at 01:21 PM • permalinkWithin the colorful halls of the Republican cabal, dissention strikes!
Another clinic scene. I found this one searching at random.
Well, you’ve done it, Tim. You’ve basically ruined a lot of good people, productive people (not talking about myself as I’m a professional layabout), people who would otherwise be engaged in meaningful worrr… eh, it’s Sunday? Oh. All the same to me, you see, as I don’t work anywhere, ever.
So it’s Sunday. Welll, that’s different. Sorry. I’m going back to bed. I’ve already done my film and sold it to Oliver Stone. I hope he doesn’t f*ck it up. Hell with it, I got seven figures so he can do whatever, even cast Colin Farrell if he likes. Wake me when it’s Wednesday, will you?
Paco — I hadn’t clicked that one yet. I suspect this is gonna cost ya. Back in a minute…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 29 at 10:04 PM • permalinkPaco, Paco, Paco… *tch*... remember Tom Hagen in The Godfather…?
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 29 at 10:14 PM • permalinkWell, here’s my puny effort.
I need to practise a bit more, I think.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2006 01 30 at 01:00 AM • permalinkWell, here’s my take on General Hospital.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2006 01 30 at 01:23 AM • permalinkMister Sortelli…. I will have to peruse your offering on a high-speed line tomorrow.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 30 at 01:37 AM • permalinkLooking for colonic irrigation in all the wrong places?
MM film-Steven Soderburgh and George Clooney set to torpedo the Hollywood scene by releasing “Bubbles” a film and the dvd simultaneously.They are deliberately setting a precedent,calling it an exciting “challenge” for the film industry and all the associated trades and hangers on.Hollywood doesn’t see it that way but as a serious threat to their viability.
They need the delay in release of films to make the money back on them.Trust the bleeding hearts and lefties to turn on each other without scruples.ekw 3
? The film can’t make it past there with my computer, at least.
Doesn’t even get that far on mine. Bah.
It is hard for a goat and no doubt many two-toed ungulates and other hoofed ruminants to pinch. But I wanted to see what happened to Cindy Sheehan.
Ooooo you’re just doing this to torture me, whatever “this” is. If this is some kind of interspecies romance, with pinching and stuff, between CS and one or more goats, I herewith protest on behalf of all goats everywhere that this is an outrage! And we’re offended!
James Waterton 4
Bah,
He said Bah.
that’s a cow, you idiot! A goat never laughs that hard.
Okay, now I’m taking this personally ...
Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 01 30 at 09:58 AM • permalinksortelli — These days, it’s “long lunches fighting Tim Blair for the bottle.” Update your PDA.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 30 at 11:03 AM • permalinkFirst I stopped by Kos to see how the Kids are taking the cloture vote (not well) and then I came here. Hard to say which thread is more laughs, but either way, life is good.
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 01 30 at 09:07 PM • permalinkKyda—Ain’t that cherce? They’re like a steer that doesn’t understand what the man with the hammer is there for…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 30 at 09:44 PM • permalinkThe Democrats Prep for the State of the Union Address
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 30 at 09:56 PM • permalinkAfter a hard day of filibustering, the senior Senator from Massachusetts unwinds in his office.
Ok, I just looked at some of these so called movies. I counted five movies in which one character is named wronwright. And in all five movies, he appears as some blubbering idiot.
This is slander and won’t be tolerated. If I hadn’t misplaced the key to the orbital space station, I’d zip up there and activate the laser cannons. Oh yes I would.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 01 31 at 11:19 PM • permalinkOr you could, you know, make a movie?
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 31 at 11:53 PM • permalinkMajor funding for Behind the Scenes With “Barney & Friends” is provided by the Pew Charitable Trusts, the John D. & Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation, and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.
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Wonderful cinema, Tim! A combination of Preston Sturges and Stanley Kubrick.