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ORNITHOLOGICAL SLOGAN OF THE WEEK

"Helping today’s birds survive tomorrow.”

Posted by Tim B. on 06/12/2007 at 02:02 PM
  1. The doctors think Ash is going to give birth tonight. I’ll let you all know.

    She’s due September 8.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 12 at 02:13 PM • permalink

  2. Best of luck, Ash_

    And so that’s where the durn time machine has gone.

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 06 12 at 02:16 PM • permalink

  3. "DDT”.

    Posted by Tex Lovera on 2007 06 12 at 02:16 PM • permalink

  4. Sadly, this comes too late for the great auk.

    Good luck, Ash!

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 12 at 02:22 PM • permalink

  5. Good luck Ash! And to Mr Ash: Just in case this is your first, be very careful what parts of yourself are within grabbing range of Mrs Ash when labor starts.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 06 12 at 02:25 PM • permalink

  6. It’s the first, but she’s three months early. She’s due on September 8.

    If you’re the praying type, please pray for Ash and Ember.

    I know I am.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 12 at 02:37 PM • permalink

  7. Um, Tim? Sorry if we’ve stolen your thread…

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 12 at 02:40 PM • permalink

  8. #7 Or at least, that’s what Ash said we should say.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 12 at 02:45 PM • permalink

  9. So early, Ash, my prayers are with you and the baby, and your husband. If it’s any consolation, my sister is a neonatal intensive care nurse who says any babies over 24 weeks born in Australia have the best luck on their side because the NNICUs are so well equipped and staffed. Hang in there.

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 06 12 at 02:51 PM • permalink

  10. Prayers out.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 06 12 at 02:54 PM • permalink

  11. Just so Ash doesn’t have to feel guilty about hijacking the thread, I’m gonna hijack it further.

    Pentagon Had Plans for “Gay Bomb"

    The comments are as funny as the article.

    Time for some close-order swanning about!

    -coydog

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 06 12 at 03:02 PM • permalink

  12. #7: No problem. We can discuss currawongs and yellow-tailed black cockatoos anytime.

    Er . . . Ash and Ember? Well, best of luck to all of you.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 12 at 03:03 PM • permalink

  13. Best of luck Mr & Mrs Ash!  May the Blue Bird Of Happiness land upon your window sill.....

    (see, I stayed on topic!)

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 12 at 03:13 PM • permalink

  14. #11, Ash would love the idea of someone trying to cover up her ideas.

    Cheers mate!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 12 at 03:30 PM • permalink

  15. I would never want to cover up anyone’s ideas. I simply used you guys as a cover for my own bit of off topic.

    Prayers for you, Ash and Ember are on repeat until you call a halt.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 06 12 at 03:37 PM • permalink

  16. Ash has just told me that going off topic on comment one can result in pain.

    Is she right? If so, I beg your forgiveness!

    #12: Paco, I do believe what you’re talking about is the bloody sulfur crested black cockatooes. Nasty birds, they are!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 12 at 03:48 PM • permalink

  17. #16, Ash:

    If Andrea starts to break out with the killer bees, I’ll cover you with a bunch of youtube vids of USMC recruiting adds.

    That’ll draw her ire away from you with a quickness.

    No worries, mate. You’re covered. Please keep us updated on Ash’s condition.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 06 12 at 03:53 PM • permalink

  18. Prayers for mother and baby from here.

    Posted by steveH on 2007 06 12 at 04:08 PM • permalink

  19. Thank you to everyone. I don’t want to scare the mother!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 12 at 04:14 PM • permalink

  20. Oh, and Grimmy?

    If USMC stands for United States Marine Corps like I think it does, you’re screwed

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 12 at 04:17 PM • permalink

  21. Good luck, Ash.  My prayers go with you. 

    My third grandson was born July 9.  He was due October 19.  He survived and will be 6 next month. 

    Elizabeth
    Imperial Keeper

    Posted by Elizabeth Imperial Keeper on 2007 06 12 at 04:33 PM • permalink

  22. More prayers from NE Florida - my grandbaby is due Oct 23. Hand in & hang on, Ash & Ember.

    Posted by KC on 2007 06 12 at 05:01 PM • permalink

  23. Dear Ash_ and Ember,

    Many wishes for a safe and happy time.

    Come back soon.

    And, to Mr Ash_ or Friend of Ash_, thanks heaps for letting us know.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 12 at 05:01 PM • permalink

  24. Prayers and wishes for Pregnant Ash And Co.

    Good luck, and as has been said earlier, we have some of the best neonatal care in the world.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 06 12 at 05:05 PM • permalink

  25. Ash_

    Best wishes for you, baby and for all.

    Pogria

    Dear Ash_ and Ember

    For this my dear, you need 30 sensual lashes...OH and a BOOOOOOO!.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 12 at 05:12 PM • permalink

  26. PIMF - Did you understand I meant ‘hang’ in? Same to you, whoever you are, posting for the Lovely Girl herself. Please keep us updated when you can. And thanks again.

    Posted by KC on 2007 06 12 at 05:14 PM • permalink

  27. OH my...is Ember, the real name?

    If it is...well...cinder my best.

    I’m going straight to hell, you know. Do NOT pass go, Welcome to Satanville

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 12 at 05:21 PM • permalink

  28. #11, grimmy,

    They tested that gay-bomb thing on my husband’s cousins. They’ve all migrated to Tassie with their boyfriends. Happily my fella is genetically non-gay, so he won’t be moving south.

    OT, is there any news from Ash & Mr Ash?

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 06 12 at 05:22 PM • permalink

  29. Here’s a bird I helped survive for tomorrow. This hawk slammed into my kitchen window during that awful storm last Saturday.
    I placed him under a horse blanket out on the back table until he came ‘round. He had been stunned.

    Here’s another one we saved. The baby magpie must have fallen out of his nest. We raised him until he could fly, whereupon he brought home a girlfriend, told us he was in love and said he was off to find his real parents!!

    My son’s shoulder was a favourite resting spot.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 12 at 05:29 PM • permalink

  30. Thoughts and prayers are with Ash and the baby.

    And just to be on topic:  I like chicken.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 06 12 at 05:30 PM • permalink

  31. Bless you, Pogria, for helping the little fellows. Saw a hawk in the back yard a few years ago, resting on a telephone cable. A bunch of crows settled in his vicinity and began to menance him a bit, but he’d just draw himself up to his full height and flap his wings a couple of times, and the crows would scurry out of his way. Reminded me a litle of President Reagan beset by Democratic congressmen.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 12 at 06:50 PM • permalink

  32. You can go off topic as long as it’s an emergency. So don’t worry, Ash! We’re all pulling for you and the baby. I let the killer bees out into the opium poppy field and now they are sleeping like little baby bees, so don’t worry about them either.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 06 12 at 06:52 PM • permalink

  33. Paco: I’ve seen hawks being chased away by mockingbirds. Who then start on the crows.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 06 12 at 06:53 PM • permalink

  34. For those that can use a good laugh:

    Good Night Patches!

    I ran into that at Sigmund, Carl and Alfred but couldnt figure out how to make that trackback thing work.

    Last time Andrea got mad at me when I tried to link to a blog source and made me cry so I’m afraid to try doing it again.

    It’s an old vid but maybe some of y’all aint seen it yet.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 06 12 at 06:53 PM • permalink

  35. Andrea, Paco doesn’t know that stuff, especially now (as we speak type) he’s penning, Detective Paco stories.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 12 at 07:02 PM • permalink

  36. #33 Andrea: Mockingbirds are tough customers. I’ve seen ‘em dive bomb cats, dogs, even people. One gave me an ugly look just the other day.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 12 at 07:07 PM • permalink

  37. #34 - Grimmy, the man loves his horse, and he is single and neat.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that. :-)

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 12 at 07:11 PM • permalink

  38. Ash, are you referring to yourself in the third person?

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 06 12 at 07:23 PM • permalink

  39. #4 But Grimmy, the teacher is really cool, really.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 06 12 at 07:32 PM • permalink

  40. #16 & 12 Sulphur-crested cockatoos are nasty birds indeed. This is what they have done to my 2007 crop of mandarines.
    The fruit is not ripe so we have eaten not one, but the cockatoos are only interested in eating the seeds and they don’t care how sour the flesh is. They are the vandals of the sky.
    Hang in there Ashes. Both our kids were premmies and they are now flourishing in their forties.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 06 12 at 08:05 PM • permalink

  41. Here’s a bird that Vicki my Doberman discovered not ten hours ago, this morning.

    The fellow migrated to some other corner of the yard and disappeared.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2007 06 12 at 08:07 PM • permalink

  42. Good luck with the whole giving birth thing.My supervisors wife had a massively premature bub about 4 months back. Hed be due to be born around now if hed gone to full term.
    A miracle bub for sure. Revived twice, ops and in intensive care for 3 1/2 months on deaths door. Then just fine and out of hospital 2 weeks after his last near death incident.
    The doctors and nurses in the bubs section of the hospital may look a bit blurry at times, thats just because of the Pinfeather And Corona Obscurer hiding their wings and halos.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 06 12 at 08:13 PM • permalink

  43. #41 rhh, I think you should have your vet give Vicki a check-up.
    Long before you could get a camera to the scene, a healthy Dobe like our Molly would have swallowed that chick without chewing.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 06 12 at 08:42 PM • permalink

  44. #31,

    Paco, thank you.

    We get quite a few casualties out my way. The hawk was a complete surprise. The local wood doves often crash into the windows, but I never expected a hawk. I can only assume the stormy weather sent him off course. I was very happy to see him fly off safe and sound after he came to.

    I try to save most birds. What I can treat I send to WIRES. They’re a great outfit that rescues injured wildlife.

    We do shoot the Indian Mynahs. They’re the rats of the skies. Worse than pigeons. Also scare off the Sulphur Cresteds. Like Skeeter said earlier, you don’t get much fruit when the cockies are around.

    The Magpie was a particular joy. They are a very intelligent bird and I believe, have a sense of humour!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 12 at 08:47 PM • permalink

  45. #35: Actually, El Cid, Detective Paco is taking some time off to clean his revolver, brush off his hats, wash out a few silk handkerchiefs and prepare a formal response to the Better Business Bureau in connection with a complaint filed by some guy about damage (alleged damage) to a - get this - to a time machine, for cryin’ out loud. Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous? Sheila’s at her kickboxing class (high-heels division), and Bogan’s out chasing bicyclists (he has an all-consuming hatred for spandex).

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 12 at 08:47 PM • permalink

  46. #43, I meant what I “can’t” treat.

    damn this cold weather!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 12 at 08:48 PM • permalink

  47. Paco...’scuse me...Detective Paco...I too am oiling a brand new Smith and Wesson...lol

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 12 at 08:52 PM • permalink

  48. #44: That’s magpies, all right. Tremendous sense of humor. How else to explain Heckel and Jeckel?

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 12 at 08:57 PM • permalink

  49. #34, Hi Grimmy,

    I have a miniature horse that I used to cart around in the back of my panel van (I was a single girl then), along with my two dogs.

    Was always a real hoot when I’d pull up at the petrol station and a couple of dog’s heads and then the little horse’s head would pop out the window when the attendant came over.

    He was and still is a great little guy. Never did his “business” in the van. I still have him. That was more than twenty years ago.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 12 at 08:57 PM • permalink

  50. #48, Paco I love Heckel and Jeckel!!!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 12 at 09:00 PM • permalink

  51. Grimmy my friend...dragging out doppledangler, again?

    If you are...it’s parteeee, time

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 12 at 09:11 PM • permalink

  52. El Cid:

    Unfortunately, I shot doppleganger awhile back. Sold the remains to a french restaurant.

    Silly booger wouldn’t quit with the kicking of holes in my walls and refused to patch em up too.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 06 12 at 09:30 PM • permalink

  53. Grimmy

    Awwww, shit.

    But I do smell some cracks in Mr. wronwhatever...soon the man will crack...all that MEAD...OURS.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 12 at 09:49 PM • permalink

  54. Grimmy

    We are about to beat Detective Paco, in his search for the Golden Mead, Keys.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 12 at 10:01 PM • permalink

  55. Best wishes with everything, Ash_.  Hang in there.

    Posted by kcom on 2007 06 12 at 10:21 PM • permalink

  56. I don’t pray, but you have my best wishes.  37 years ago this month, my son, who was also due in September, was born almost exactly 3 months early on June 20, the day before Father’s Day.  He was long, very skinny, low weight but healthy.  Today he is 6’4” about 185 pounds of springsteel and whipcord and the proud father of two girls.

    I’m sure you Ember will do fine. Keep us up to date.

    Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2007 06 12 at 10:31 PM • permalink

  57. Prayers for Ash_ and Ember on their way from Taxachusetts - keep us posted.

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 06 12 at 11:04 PM • permalink

  58. #41 rhhardin

    Great pic! The doggie looking down on that teeny weeny bird - wonder what the dog is thinking !

    Best wishes to ash_, Jesse and baby - I’m a midwife and I’ve seen lots of premmies

    The best thing is that all this wonderful technology we have in our civilised society gives these little ones a chance to live

    Posted by aussiemagpie on 2007 06 14 at 02:53 AM • permalink

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