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The total number of arrests following last November’s G20 antics now stands at eleven.

In related news, G20 demonstrators may soon be allowed to vote in New Jersey.

Posted by Tim B. on 01/10/2007 at 09:30 AM
  1. “no idiot or insane person should enjoy the right of suffrage”

    If they ever enforced this provision there would only be about 12 of us who were allowed to vote.

    Senator Codey, a Democrat who was previously acting governor of New Jersey, said the term “idiot” was outdated, vague, offensive to many and might be subject to misinterpretation”.

    Hopefully New Jersey will now replace “idiot” with the word “asshole” in our Constitution and appologise for the confusion of the past 150 years.

    He said individuals with cognitive or emotional disabilities might be capable of making decisions in a voting booth, and those people should not be discriminated against.

    Yes, well people who are blind and missing both arms might be capable of flying 747s too, but that doesn’t mean we should hand ‘em the keys.

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 01 10 at 09:56 AM • permalink

  2. I loved the byline on the Jersey story too:

    From correspondents in Philadelphia

    Hahahaha, they’re afraid to come here and see for themselves!

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 01 10 at 10:04 AM • permalink

  3. idiots might not be able to vote yet in america but it looks like they can make decisions.

    this is a good example of multiculti idiocy

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 01 10 at 10:08 AM • permalink

  4. (Oh, there you go crackin’ on cripples again, Bingley.  No WONDER people prefer Philadelphia.)

    Posted by tree hugging sister on 2007 01 10 at 10:11 AM • permalink

  5. In the immortal words of Thomas Jefferson:

    “First Prize is One Week in Philadelphia; Second Prize is Two weeks.”

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 01 10 at 10:21 AM • permalink

  6. #3 and let idiots drive busses by the sound of it… The authorities thought the only way the bus driver could understand which kids go on which route was to say “Da wuns dat speak inglish don’t go on your bus no more” rather than - “your route is now to service the Language academies and not the regular school. Please inform any regular school passengers of the recent changes if they mistakenly get on your bus”.
    Maybe SPECIAL ED from CRANK YANKERS got a gig as a bus driver after the show got cancelled?

    Posted by CanberraNeoCon on 2007 01 10 at 10:51 AM • permalink

  7. Felons, illegal aliens, idiots—there are moves afoot to grant all of them the right to vote because all of them are natural Democrat constituencies.

    Posted by cosmo on 2007 01 10 at 10:58 AM • permalink

  8. #3 eenie:

    Multi-cultu madness, indeed.  The driver’s rudeness aside, it’s not a question of accommodation.  The entire political discourse in the U.S.—which citizens have a responsibility to follow and understand—is conducted in English. 

    Failing to inculcate English proficiency while, presumably, allowing a vote is a disservice to all concerned.  The voter becomes reliant upon ethnic grievance hustlers to mediate with the State.  But, of course, this is precisely what they want . . .

    Posted by cosmo on 2007 01 10 at 11:08 AM • permalink

  9. G20 demonstrators may soon be allowed to vote in New Jersey.

    How many times?

    Posted by mojo on 2007 01 10 at 11:12 AM • permalink

  10. Hey now, don’t go lumping idiots in with G20 demonstrators.  It’s offensive to the idiots.

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 01 10 at 11:25 AM • permalink

  11. To be fair, the Democrats have been busing schizophrenic homeless men to the polls for years, buying their votes with cartons of cigarettes and liquor.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 01 10 at 11:44 AM • permalink

  12. G20 rioters arrested?  Okay, but did they get pink-tutu manwoman?  That question has been bugging me.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 01 10 at 12:39 PM • permalink

  13. Ah, the Great State and Criminal Enterprise that is New Joisey.  Home of zombie voters (alive and dead), and now officially sanctioned voting idiot (altho how one whould tell, I cannot say).

    I can’t wait until the comedians get hold of this.

    If you folks around the world are watching that Soprano show, be aware that (1) it’s pretty much true to life, and (2) they engender more respect than local politicians because (3) the Mafia is a much more honorable group to deal with.

    Posted by trainer on 2007 01 10 at 12:51 PM • permalink

  14. #11. To be fair, the Democrats have been busing schizophrenic homeless men to the polls for years, buying their votes with cartons of cigarettes and liquor.

    What the . . . you mean I could have gotten liquor, too? Bummer!

    There are plenty of idiots who hold office in the U.S. As Cosmo says up there in #7, I reckon they want to empower their natural constituencies.

    Posted by paco on 2007 01 10 at 01:42 PM • permalink

  15. It this the same New Jersey which is populated by people who think that nickel-iron meteorites are caused by Global Warming?

    Posted by murph on 2007 01 10 at 01:49 PM • permalink

  16. “The academies all have separate bus routes to keep its students together.”

    Someone else in Minn-SP needs to visit a language academy.

    Cheers

    Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 01 10 at 03:06 PM • permalink

  17. Jersey pols don’t give out booze and smokes; that’s for Wisconsin. We got pride: our guys go to the projects with bags of Jacksons ($10 bills). Easier to carry and they’re used to it.
    In Atlantic County, hundreds of alzheimers patients voted in November and they all had the same handwriting. Lots of Mexicans voted in Hudson County this year because the county clerk’s office sold them birth certificates, and everyone born there after 1911 has to pay $65 to get another one.
    Codey’s from Union County which is second only to Hudson as the most corrupt east of Illinois.
    Oh. Ignore Trainer. He hasn’t left the house since somebody stole his lunch money 30 years ago.

    Posted by GaryS on 2007 01 10 at 03:26 PM • permalink

  18. #17: We got pride: our guys go to the projects with bags of Jacksons ($10 bills)

    Hey! Those aren’t Jacksons! Those are Hamiltons! Your project guys are getting ripped off!

    Posted by paco on 2007 01 10 at 04:15 PM • permalink

  19. This is nothing new:

    Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
    - Mark Twain

    Posted by ErnieG on 2007 01 10 at 05:07 PM • permalink

  20. Thomas Jefferson said that, ErnieG!

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 01 10 at 06:50 PM • permalink

  21. #17 GaryS

    Jackson’s on the twenty. “Wierd Al” Hamilton’s on the sawbuck.

    Posted by mojo on 2007 01 10 at 06:59 PM • permalink

  22. To be fair, the Democrats have been busing schizophrenic homeless men to the polls for years, buying their votes with cartons of cigarettes and liquor

    That’s Ted Kennedy’s car pool.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 10 at 07:48 PM • permalink

  23. Was that the source of the smell that caused evacuations in NYC earlier this week?

    Posted by MarkD on 2007 01 10 at 10:12 PM • permalink

  24. Hmmm.

    *shrug* hey.  It’s New Jersey.

    There isn’t a more concise explanation anywhere I assure you.

    Posted by memomachine on 2007 01 11 at 03:55 AM • permalink

  25. Hmmmmm.

    1.

    Hey! Those aren’t Jacksons! Those are Hamiltons! Your project guys are getting ripped off!

    Shhhh!  Don’t worry.  They’re all photocopies anyways.

    2.

    Was that the source of the smell that caused evacuations in NYC earlier this week?

    Nah.  That was Manhattan.

    Posted by memomachine on 2007 01 11 at 04:00 AM • permalink

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