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ONE-SIXTEENTH INDIAN, TWO-THIRDS CARROT

Matt Labash meets Ward Churchill. Choice lines from everybody’s favourite 1/16th Indian revolutionary:

“I didn’t actually say they were Eichmann, I said they were little Eichmanns.”

“Untangle your head from the jewelry, fill in the holes with body putty, put on some straight looking clothes so they can’t see who you are.”

“I’m of the planet of the carrot. Why would I eat my relatives?”

“Three months ago I was not talking to a cow puppet. If I get my karma burnished right, I will probably not ever be talking to a cow puppet again.”

The entire piece is hilarious. Via Damian Penny.

Posted by Tim B. on 04/17/2005 at 10:08 AM
  1. I wonder if Churchill got that way from all the Agent Orange he chugged while driving trucks to bring slide shows to all the LRRP’s in ‘Nam?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 04 17 at 11:22 AM • permalink

  2. Earl Neconie is my hero.  ‘Walking Eagle’!  Snerk!

    I’ve long since dismissed Ward Churchill as a troublemaking schizoid lunatic with a gift for attracting other lunatics.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 04 17 at 12:56 PM • permalink

  3. Good thing Sharon Tate’s already dead!

    “Marty Two Bulls” sounds like a pit boss at Foxwoods.

    Posted by Jim Treacher on 2005 04 17 at 01:20 PM • permalink

  4. Anybody who can some up with comedy gold like the “carrot” line can’t be all bad.

    Posted by JimC on 2005 04 17 at 05:12 PM • permalink

  5. Things aren’t all firewater and warpaint for Crazy Mule, even if he got off by blindsiding the 1st ammendment.

    Posted by Habib on 2005 04 17 at 09:04 PM • permalink

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