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OF THE QUESTION THERE IS BUT ONE

Bosler the Magnificent—may the winning energy be upon him—is back:

White to black, desert to forest, somewhere at some time and in some way we ask why.

Of answers there are many. Varied. Of the question there is but one. And we all share it, side by side.

We all ask why. And in this, at the very least, we remain magnificent as one.

I’ve already run this through the Bosler Decoder; turns out he’s talking about Collingwood’s win over the West Coast Eagles! White to black, desert to forest ...

Posted by Tim B. on 05/23/2005 at 08:51 AM

  1. Re the Bosler Decoder, I hope you are not having a lend of us Tim!  What is the big steering wheel for?

    Posted by Rafe on 2005 05 23 at 11:00 AM • permalink

  2. That’s the Energy Crank, Rafe. Don’t touch it!

    Posted by Tim B. on 2005 05 23 at 11:11 AM • permalink

  3. I’ve worked out the problem with Margo and Bosler and co, and what we can do about it.  Here.

    Posted by Pixy Misa on 2005 05 23 at 11:12 AM • permalink

  4. This forum, this beautiful wellspring that is Webdiary which speaks so uniquely the voice of our small corner of humanity, is daily bubbling over with gut-given substance from each of those inner depths we plumb when we are moved by the fundamental need of having asked of ourselves why. So many wonderful voices, speaking, in essence, as one! Speaking in response to that singular question.

    Don’t we share this need wonderfully!

    Isn’t it so, that we link together, all of us, and down we go, deep into what matters to us, within us, when we ask that fundamental question. And we dive in together not only with each other, but with those who are still too young, and with those not yet born. We do it for them, and we do it with them, with them in our hearts. How many people in the world, and how many children yet to come?

    This, we all share, and this we share as one.

    MY GOD! What a wank. There can only be one reason for such a concentrated amount of wank, he’s trying to impress a girl and get laid. No human can write that with a straight face.

    This gem from the comments:

    I believe that it is imperative that it should always pay to be good. Otherwise what is the incentive to do the right thing!

    To do the right thing of course, not every kitten you pet comes with a reward, get over it and do something useful. Christ where do these people come from.

    Posted by Aging Gamer on 2005 05 23 at 11:18 AM • permalink

  5. Otherwise what is the incentive to do the right thing!

    And we on the right are the evil profit-seeking capitalists?

    Posted by PW on 2005 05 23 at 11:39 AM • permalink

  6. Of the Bosler, his prose seems to owe something to that of the Manolo. Without the wit, of course.

    Posted by BruceW on 2005 05 23 at 11:51 AM • permalink

  7. Of answers there are many.

    I don’t want to be picky, but that’s a poetic grammatical inversion of an ungrammatical sentence, There are many of answers.

    He wants to start from There are many answers.

    Its inversion is Answers there are many.

    If you want many, lose the preposition.

    He could use instead a lot or plenty.

    Of answers there are a lot.  I like that one.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2005 05 23 at 11:51 AM • permalink

  8. Of answers there are many. Varied. Of the question there is but one.

    Is it just me, or is he channeling Yoda here?

    Posted by R C Dean on 2005 05 23 at 12:03 PM • permalink

  9. Was he in the Moody Blues?

    Posted by bc on 2005 05 23 at 12:27 PM • permalink

  10. The Bosler Decoder is really just a fancy typewriter that was standard issue in Texas Air National Guard offices in the early 1970’s.

    Posted by Randal Robinson on 2005 05 23 at 02:07 PM • permalink

  11. Why? - beats me, go ask yer Dad

    Q: Why we ask…‘why?’

    A: We need to know…why.


    “Why?” they ask.

    “Alive or dead, we just need to know.”

    And once known, the deeper question, the deeper need comes forth. “Why?”

    Of answers there are many.  Varied.  Of the question there is but one.  And we all share it, side by side.

    We all ask why.  And in this, at the very least, we remain magnificent as one.

    Posted by rog2 on 2005 05 23 at 04:57 PM • permalink

  12. The ‘Bosler decoder’ is an urban legend. It’s actually a Photoshopped pic of a nuclear submarine control panel in the Smithsonian.

    Snopes has the details.

    Posted by walterplinge on 2005 05 23 at 06:56 PM • permalink

  13. No human can write that with a straight face.

    You’re right, Gamer. You could only spurt that out with a straight dick and a brain in neutral.

    Pixie’s inane asylum looks like the right place for sure.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2005 05 23 at 09:23 PM • permalink

  14. The Manolo, he has the style the Bosler cannot imagine, let alone afford.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 05 24 at 09:19 AM • permalink

  15. Yoda, he sounds like, Yoda, Bundy drinking, he is.
    Yoda, sense he makes not.

    Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2005 05 24 at 12:11 PM • permalink

  16. This forum…that is Webdiary…is daily bubbling over with gut-given substance from each of those inner depths we plumb when we are moved by the fundamental need of having asked of ourselves why. (emphasis added)

    Maybe this is so obvious that nobody mentioned it, but it seems that Bosler is talking about vomit (“gut-given substance”). Bosler seems to say that Margo’s Webdiary is bubbling over with vomit.

    I recall a Q&A on a past thread here regarding ways in which a right-wing man may both remain honest and seduce a left-wing woman. The simplest explanation is that Bosler learned from it and is in fact a sound and sensible conservative in moonbat clothing. It’s up to him now to prove he isn’t. I don’t think he can.

    Posted by ForNow on 2005 05 25 at 01:08 AM • permalink

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