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Australia has now exceeded its maximum allowance of Evil Infidel Points.

Posted by Tim B. on 07/14/2005 at 06:58 AM
  1. Can countries trade these Evil Infidel Points?

    Posted by Evil Pundit on 2005 07 14 at 08:20 AM • permalink

  2. Actually, I was hoping I could use them, oh, discounts on gasoline or food?  Like trading stamps?

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 07 14 at 08:36 AM • permalink

  3. I was thinking more practically.

    What about a few cents a litre off unleaded derived from middle eastern oil.

    You know - a kickback.

    Posted by ausdiplomad on 2005 07 14 at 08:49 AM • permalink

  4. You should get Evil Infidel Points every time you buy forbidden things—pork, alcohol, pictures of women with their faces uncovered, and so on.

    Posted by Evil Pundit on 2005 07 14 at 08:54 AM • permalink

  5. ...and speaking of maxine’s la la land.
    those pesky little emotive words and phrases just spring from her lips,trip off her tongue and others’at the abc.
    7.30 report tonight-Palmer enquiry into immigration.
    “ALMOST ORWELLIAN”,
    “but ANYONE LOOKING FOR A HEAD ON A PLATE will be disappointed.”
    Brissendon re Rau-"A FESTERING SORE","LITANY OF MISTAKES UNDER YOUR WATCH”
    “IS THAT BY WAY OF PUNISHMENT?”
    “GRAVE INJUSTICE-HEFTY COMPENSATION is on the way”.
    McKEW again."minister YOUR DEPARTMENT HAS A PERFORMANCE DRIVEN CULTURE.”
    “ON A SCALE OF TEN WHAT MARK WOULD YOU GIVE DIMIA?”.
    “ITS NOT YOUR FINEST HOUR,MINISTER!”
    “THE GOVERNMENT IS NOW IN HYPERACTIVE REFORM MODE”.
    “Mr Farmer----JAKARTA FEELS AS THOUGH THEY’RE GETTING SECOND BEST”.
    Industrialations-"THE FULL 15 ROUND HEAVYWEIGHT BATTLE”.
    “COULD BE TOO LATE FOR THE GOVERNMENT.”
    “THE BATTLE IS ON TO WIN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF WORKERS.”
    “ACTU ADVERTISING BLITZ.”
    “ACTU IS HITTING THE MARK”.
    i.r. courtesy of Heather EWE art.
    “THE GOVERNMENT AND BUSINESS LEADERS ARE NERVOUS.”
    “SEE WHETHER THE ACTU CAN FORCE CHANGES.

    Posted by crash on 2005 07 14 at 09:09 AM • permalink

  6. and adele hodge again..radio.
    “Palmer enquiry’s VERY DAMNING REPORT.”
    abc tv newsreader “Palmer enquiry’s VERY DAMNING REPORT.”
    Earlier presenter “auditor general was SCATHING”.
    Guest. “DOES HE POINT THE FINGER OF BLAME?”

    Posted by crash on 2005 07 14 at 09:18 AM • permalink

  7. Considering the fact that Saudi Arabia is also a target, I think amassing only 1 Evil Infidel Point is required to foment attack.

    Posted by Some0Seppo on 2005 07 14 at 09:38 AM • permalink

  8. Will they issue tickets or stamps with these Evil Infidel Points?  I’m thinking they could become collectibles in future years.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 07 14 at 10:28 AM • permalink

  9. Perhaps Evil Infidel Points (EIPs) could be offset by Good Dhimmi Points. (GDPs)

    On second thought, that’s probably not a very good idea. Great Britain, with the help of its immigration policy, the BBC, The Guardian, George Galloway, and others, has been racking up the GDPs for years. Fat lot of good that did.

    Posted by ErnieG on 2005 07 14 at 10:53 AM • permalink

  10. We don’t have to many point to trade on considering Australia was built on Muslim land:
    http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/000920.php

    Posted by Melanie on 2005 07 14 at 11:07 AM • permalink

  11. I doubt GDPs would offset EIPs.  More likely, encouraging with craven spinelessness as they do, they would add to the total.

    Posted by Achillea on 2005 07 14 at 11:25 AM • permalink

  12. Oh, Melanie, building on Muslim land?  That’s like eleventy million Points!  Must be why they really hate America.

    Didn’t we all know that the original name was al-Qlahomah?  Filthy midwestern sons of dogs…

    Posted by Nightfly on 2005 07 14 at 01:10 PM • permalink

  13. How many evil infidel points to an angry Gaia point?  Gotta be a trade-off there someplace.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2005 07 14 at 02:48 PM • permalink

  14. Unless greenies start hiding explosives in their giant paper-maché figures, I think Gaia points will continue to be worth less than penny stocks.

    Posted by PW on 2005 07 14 at 04:44 PM • permalink

  15. i wanna buy an evil infidel t-shirt.

    for a dare...and a little cash....i’m willing to walk around a muslim holy site wearing my evil infidel t-shirt.....should be fun!!!

    Posted by vinny on 2005 07 14 at 07:28 PM • permalink

  16. Vinny,

    Ahmed went to Mecca and all he bought me back was this lousy T-Shirt.

    Posted by gubba on 2005 07 14 at 09:59 PM • permalink

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