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NUMBER ISSUES ADDRESSED

Reader Greg M. solves Mary-Anne Toy’s math worries:

Obviously the solution is to increase Australia’s population, thereby reducing the per capita emissions!

Didn’t think of that, did you, Mary-Anne?

UPDATE. An Associated Press headline:

Gore: Nations must take lead in warming

We’re doing our best, chief.

Posted by Tim B. on 02/09/2007 at 01:59 PM

  1. I think Greg has a hidden agenda.

    Cheers

    Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 02 09 at 02:42 PM • permalink

  2. What if China reduced its population, thus… Oh, wait, that won’t work will it?

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 02 09 at 03:22 PM • permalink

  3. Tim, I demand that you give this hilarious Sarah Silverman video a post of its own!

    It’s a pisstake of Al Gore, and the link comes courtesy of The Polarizer.

    Posted by TimT on 2007 02 09 at 04:50 PM • permalink

  4. Thanks Greg M., for rooting for Australia.

    (I had to write that!)

    Posted by JDB on 2007 02 09 at 05:07 PM • permalink

  5. I admit it, I have not been thinking globally and acting locally. I’m going to do my bit to help Australia “take the lead in warming.” I’m getting an airconditioner fitted to my motor bike.

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 02 09 at 08:04 PM • permalink

  6. We’re doing our best here in SW Ohio.  Burning carbons in the fireplace for as long as the wood lasts or until warmening finally takes hold.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 02 09 at 08:05 PM • permalink

  7. Here in Canada someone recently pointed out that the best way to reduce our increase in greenhouse gas emissions was to halt immigration.

    That fell like like a drunk off a cliff with the PC crowd.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 02 09 at 08:24 PM • permalink

  8. I agree that the world needs more Australians. Just make sure you don’t breed more of that envirotard mutation. We’ve got ‘em all over the place here and boy do they make a stink.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 02 09 at 10:49 PM • permalink

  9. Precisely, same ol’ ‘pollution’, just more thinly sliced ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 02 10 at 12:24 AM • permalink

  10. “Didn’t think of that, did you, Mary-Anne?”

    Possibly she did think of it, but who would do her?

    Posted by 2dogs on 2007 02 10 at 04:59 AM • permalink

  11. Hmmmm.

    Obviously the solution is to increase Australia’s population, thereby reducing the per capita emissions!

    Well **I’m** willing to do my part in increasing the number of Australians.

    Send over a couple hundred very attractive young Australian girls and I’ll get right on top of it.

    ...

    So to speak.

    Posted by memomachine on 2007 02 10 at 01:38 PM • permalink

  12. It took two hours to wipe the smile off his face, your honor…

    ...and three men to close the casket.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 02 10 at 08:43 PM • permalink

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