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<< MELANIE SPEAKS ~ MAIN ~ SHUT UP AND SAVE THE PLANET >>

“NOW WE BROADCAST DAILY”

Live on Hello President - the most popular TV show in all Venezuela! - Hugo Chavez interviews Fidel Castro:

Castro: I always knew I would end up on Hello President.

Chavez: Now we broadcast daily.

Castro: No. [Words inaudible. Laughter]

(Via Currency Lad, about whom readers constantly enquire: “When will he return to blogging?”)

1. Hello President? Wouldn’t Adiós, Presidente get better ratings?

   Posted by ErnieG on 2007 02 28 at 11:25 AM • permalink



2. It was Rich Little doing Castro.

   Posted by Some0Seppo on 2007 02 28 at 11:28 AM • permalink



3. Was Hugo using a ouija board?

   Posted by andycanuck on 2007 02 28 at 11:28 AM • permalink



4. I always knew I would end up on Hello President.

   Well sure, you’ve got your buddy taking over all the media in Venezuala, so of course you would.

   Posted by rbj1 on 2007 02 28 at 11:37 AM • permalink



5. Anything like Hello Cthulhu?

   Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2007 02 28 at 12:23 PM • permalink



6. Soon to be changed to Hola Dictador

   Posted by brett_l on 2007 02 28 at 01:03 PM • permalink



7. “Chavez: I forget numbers but not that much.”

   Quiet.  Rocket scientist at work.

   Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 28 at 01:28 PM • permalink



8. Great. Just what I needed to read this am. The world’s two premier Marxists giving each other nuncupative blow jobs. Gack.

   Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 02 28 at 02:48 PM • permalink



9. And then later on they dial phone numbers at random and ask people, “Is your refrigerator running?”
   When they say “Yes” they then yell “Well, it wouldn’t in MY country!”.

   Posted by Merlin on 2007 02 28 at 03:10 PM • permalink



10. Hmm. Evidently they haven’t quite mastered the art of the ole ‘plausible laugh track’ bit. Unless the audience is laughing at the fact that impending food shortages in Venezuela make the chances of a daily broadcast for the forseeable future ever more remote.

    Posted by Behemoth on 2007 02 28 at 03:29 PM • permalink



11. Jeez, you guys, get a room.

    Posted by BruceW on 2007 02 28 at 03:57 PM • permalink



12. Damn.  For a minute I though CL was blogging again.  But alas, the link hasn’t been updated for months.

    Posted by entropy on 2007 02 28 at 05:15 PM • permalink



13. Chavez: Now we broadcast daily.

    Heartless eco-monster.

    Posted by PW on 2007 02 28 at 06:52 PM • permalink



14. Do you think their routine is scripted or ad-libbed?

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 02 28 at 07:05 PM • permalink



15. From that, one can see how willingly Chavez would take “advice” from Castro…on all fours.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 02 28 at 07:25 PM • permalink



16. That wasn’t Iowahawk, was it?

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 02 28 at 07:30 PM • permalink



17. Taking advantage of the short time we have left. Time cannot be overlooked. In my opinion, we have limited time.

    From Castro’s lips to Chavez’s ears.  Enjoy it while you can, you wastes of skin.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 02 28 at 07:52 PM • permalink



18. Why not rename it Those Wacky Wops, and sell it to Fox? It’d rate like billy-o.

    (Or to pitch it to Eddie McGuire, how about Who Wants To Be A Dictator?)

    Posted by Habib on 2007 02 28 at 09:18 PM • permalink



19. Cubans can’t query that sick mind and ask for another to run the place.

    Venezualans can but won’t. But when they wake up…..

    Posted by Macosghair on 2007 02 28 at 11:14 PM • permalink



20. OT: The only link is common thuggery and theft:

    MIDDLE EASTERN crime Ring in Oz:
    ““The quantities of cash located during operation Schoale are huge and are indicative of the scale of the proceeds of drug crime,” he said.

    “I am particularly alarmed that several semi and automatic weapons were discovered during the execution of these search warrants. It is a great concern to me that these individuals are heavily armed.”

    Police today displayed the cash at a press conference to announce the successful raids. The cash-laden boxes were so heavy that two officers struggled to lift them. “”

    Gosh, you mean these good citizens failed to hand in their ‘goldplated’ and other illegal weapons in the John Howard Amnesty?
    
    A remarkably naive observation by the police since the guns were only guarding $11 million in drug cash!

    Posted by Barrie on 2007 02 28 at 11:22 PM • permalink



21. #8 Kyda. I just had to look up nuncupative. Gack! indeed.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 03 01 at 03:34 AM • permalink



22. ¡Hola Presidente!
    It’s Fresh! It’s Whacky!
    You’ll Laugh Your Head Off!
    But If You Don’t, We’ll Crush Your Toes With a Hammer! Fun For the Whole Family!

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 03 01 at 04:49 AM • permalink



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