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It’s a Lionel Hutz moment for accused terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui:

Acting as his own lawyer during taped testimony played for a jury on Wednesday, confessed Al-Qaida conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui got a captive Malaysian terrorist to finger the man who talked of flying a plane into the White House.

“He looks exactly like you,” Faiz Bafana told Moussaoui.

“You are referring to me?” Moussaoui asked. “Are you certain it’s me?”

“I’m certain.”

Posted by Tim B. on 03/09/2006 at 06:51 AM
  1. Moussaoui can confess, he can get corroboration of that confession, he can get other terrorists to say it was him.
    But the selectively bred and overly concerned legal systems of the western democracies have so many human rights (not responsibilities) advocates and activist judges, that he will get off on a technicality.
    As will the happy holiday people at Camp Guantanamera.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2006 03 09 at 07:11 AM • permalink

  2. Lol, its true:

    Hutz: Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?
    Sideshow Bob: No, I did not.
    Hutz: [pause] Kids, help.

    Posted by Nic on 2006 03 09 at 07:35 AM • permalink

  3. the defence rests (shouldn’t have got out of bed in the first place)

    Posted by hooligan on 2006 03 09 at 07:45 AM • permalink

  4. He’s not even as competent as Hutz. If he were, he would have pulled the “what colour tie am I wearing” trick at this point.

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 03 09 at 08:47 AM • permalink

  5. Maybe he’s setting up for an insanity defense.

    Posted by PW on 2006 03 09 at 09:45 AM • permalink

  6. Now he should go for the suprise witnesses.
    Each more suprising, each more suprising than the last!

    Posted by Blue on 2006 03 09 at 09:54 AM • permalink

  7. As the old saying goes:

    The man who chooses to be his own lawyer has a fool for a client.

    Posted by David Crawford on 2006 03 09 at 10:09 AM • permalink

  8. Tim — You left out the next line:

    “And, your Honor, as Congress has just proved, all us Arabs look alike, so you must throw out this evidence as irrelevant…”

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 09 at 10:47 AM • permalink

  9. Yes, I’m sorta pissed at the Republicans at the moment, how did you know?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 09 at 10:48 AM • permalink

  10. Me, too, Richard. Except “disgusted” is the word I’d use. Never underestimate a politician’s willingness to pander to his own re-election agenda. Well, there’s hope yet—we still have the Senate Republicans….BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Oh sorry, apparently I just can’t say that with a straight face.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 03 09 at 12:04 PM • permalink

  11. “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m going to prove to you not only that Zacarias is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty.”

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 03 09 at 01:30 PM • permalink

  12. 8 & 9.
    GWB 2001: “You’re either with us or against us.”

    Conga-line of Congretards 2006: “Even if you’re with us, we’ll treat you like you’re against us.”

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 03 09 at 02:53 PM • permalink

  13. Ooohh. He’s gonna’ win

    Posted by tachyonshuggy on 2006 03 09 at 07:51 PM • permalink

  14. #9, richard—you ain’t alone.  What, they have go down the road of the Democrats?  We have plenty of mindless Gorebots, Deanbots, and Billbots.  No need to increase the size of the Collective, thank you very much

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 03 10 at 01:00 AM • permalink

  15. We are wasting our time prosecuting these terrorist freaks.  Eventually society will have to deal with these people with the only thing they will understand, summary justice if they are of no use to the intelligence agencies hang them.  Society should not waste time on religous furry faced fanatics, with a mindset locked in the dark ages.

    Posted by Howzat on 2006 03 10 at 02:02 AM • permalink

  16. @15 ~ I agree, Howzat.

    Something must be done about our Congretards. (thanx SDD)

    Posted by guinsPen on 2006 03 11 at 01:17 AM • permalink

  17. Guinspen, The Real JeffS, Kyda — Maybe we need to do a compassionate head-tilt page and apologize to Dubai.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 11 at 02:44 PM • permalink

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