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NIECE CRUSHES OPPONENTS, OWNS “DOG”
My eldest niece Amy, with an object she claims is her new dog:
In my experience, dogs usually have eyes, teeth, and limbs; looks like yet another case where only vivisection will provide definitive proof. Impressive Amy fact: during last Friday’s athletics competitions at her school, the 13-year-old won the high jump, long jump, triple jump, and the discus, came second in the relay, and third in the 100m, 200m and 400m. Not given to excessive chatter, she emails simply: “It was fun.”
Tim, this is what is known as a “multi-purpose” dog. It is reversible and can be used to wash windows and cars. All in all not a bad investment for a young kid looking to make an extra buck.
I have a soft spot though for girls called Amy. My oldest daughter is an Amy although she is no longer a Gibbo due to her marriage two weeks ago. She also has a dog but I’m pretty sure it would eat this poor specimen!Good on yer, Amy. Carn Amy. That’s all the Australian encouragement I know. Howzat?
Posted by chinesearithmetic on 2006 04 10 at 09:53 AM • permalinkShe’s holding it upside down. Not that I’m going to tell her that, since it’s been my experience that annoying anyone who can jump higher than your head and chase you down is not a good idea…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 10 at 10:10 AM • permalinkHi Amy and Disney Dog
It looks kinda like a Maltese terrior.
O.T
Rwanda is investigating accusations that France trained and armed those responsible for the ‘94 massacres which resulted in 800,000 deaths.
Kigali has reportedly accused France of abetting genocide but France has denied having a hand in the 100 day killing spree..
Source The Australian.I think that, in the act of chasing down her own beloved fluffy dog, Amy inadvertently, due to her great speed and stamina, chased down a rare white Tasmanian Devil. Look at the body language - that thing in her lap obviously doesn’t want to be held, and fears for its life.
Good hunting, Amy! Hope the dog’s ok!
I think that’s one of those Swiffer dogs that Procter & Gamble makes. You stick a pole up its hinder and drymop the floors, dust the wainscoting, etc. Very useful.
Posted by Monroe Doctrine on 2006 04 10 at 10:46 AM • permalinkHave to make sure my 12yr old doesn’t see that; she’s always wanted a fluff dog.
I guess as a chew toy for the labradork.
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 04 10 at 10:51 AM • permalinkTwo observations Tim. First, lookswise Amy seems to have taken after the non-Blair side of the family. She’s beautiful.
Second, that’s not a dog, that’s a Tribble.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 04 10 at 11:15 AM • permalink(glares in a menacing manner at saltydog, reaches for the official List of Righteous Retribution, the expanded version)
Posted by wronwright on 2006 04 10 at 12:00 PM • permalinkWasn’t the EXPANDED VERSION created especially for him?
Or did he write it himself - the time travel device and all…
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 04 10 at 12:21 PM • permalinkseeing things the way wronwright does may not be such a good thing.
Watch this guy; he knows too little.
Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 04 10 at 02:24 PM • permalinkMaybe it’s because Australia is upside down and the Coriolis effect and all that, but here in the U.S., we call those things “cats.”
Posted by Polish Frizzle on 2006 04 10 at 02:30 PM • permalinkGibbo - congratulations, sir, on your Amy’s wedding.
Wronwright - she really is beautiful, isn’t she? Amy takes after my sister, who somehow dodged the Blair ugmo gene (and also captured all the Blair athletic abilities for herself; she still runs marathons at 39).
Everyone else - you are wonderfully sweet. Amy’s going to love reading this.
Were I Amy, I’d be concerned about that killer plant reaching around from her left. Said plant might be hungry. I suggest throwing the “dog” at the plant, and then sprinting to safety, thus using her resouces to full advantage.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 04 10 at 03:17 PM • permalinkAmy’s reading these comments? Including those from saltydog, yojimbo, and the other lacksadaisical layabouts? Oh, that’s just wonderful.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 04 10 at 04:19 PM • permalinkHey, I had a whole thing I was going to write about how she needed to get those sprints up to number one because she’d need the speed to get away from the guys, or something really nudge, nudge like like that. It was wronwright’s stealing my Tribble bit that got me off track (it was either wron or those ladies in their burkas).
I’m keeping quiet. Usually when people notice me paying too much attention to their 13-yr-old nieces, especially when they’re as cute as that one, they start reaching for the pepper spray and the blunt instruments.
Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 04 10 at 04:38 PM • permalinkStoop, Yojimbo, Spiny Norman — wronwright <s>was the crash dummy</s> tested the expanded version. How else would <s>I</s> we have realized that stuff was so funny to watch?
Hey, wronwright, remember the one with the oil drum, the neon yellow paint, and the long hill? You were a picture, man! Jackson Pollock, but a picture!
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 10 at 06:46 PM • permalinkAmy’s just a typical sporty youngster here in Oz [22 million]. We won 221 medals at the 71 country Commonwealth Games recently [many just tiny ex-Brit islands though].
England managed just half -110.
So we doubled England’s total, won 38% more than the whole UK combined [popn. about 60 million],and more than England, South Africa and Canada combined [popn. about 115 million].
And a lot of the athletes looked as good as Amy too!
Amos — I warned you not to annoy her!
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 10 at 10:22 PM • permalinkOf course it is a dog. Just a little camera shy is all. Amy is doing the right thing by covering his eyes.
Saltydog. A word of advice. Suddenly finding yourself thinking like wronwright is an occupational hazard around here. Quite common. The doctors are working on it but it hasn’t got a name yet. It means you need some quiet time on your own. And it’s something best kept to yourself.
Not quite right. Shes not bald, its a dog not a hairless cat, cair isnt the right shape, and her little finger isnt croocked up to her mouth.
I reccomend the Italian boy deterrent system. You force feed her till shes 120kg then starve her at the age of 21. Keeps your life much simpler.Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 04 11 at 05:20 AM • permalinkWhat a great picture. Lots of kids that age are cute, but you don’t see that sort of poise very often. Let’s just hope that the Australian Carnivore Vine—just starting to make its move at the moment the shutter clicked—devoured the pooch instead of Amy.
Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2006 04 11 at 02:53 PM • permalink
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