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NICE WORK, MARK
A call to jihad possibly provoked by a Mark Morford column, over a building that doesn’t look as its enemies imagine it does, and isn’t named as they believe it is. Brilliant.
Logic and rational thinking are kryptonite to Islam.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 10 11 at 11:51 AM • permalinkIronic that the Left, who continue to be the biggest apologists for Radical Islam, are the ones giving the Islamists the best opportunities to look like fucking morons.
Brothers in Jihad
Posted by swassociates on 2006 10 11 at 12:04 PM • permalinkYa know, some time ago someone posted a thread on FR (or somewhere-don’t remember right offhand) about this Vietnamese or Cambodian Christian who was in one of the “re-education” camps in the 1970s and was assigned to clean the toilets.
His faith was fading due to his feeling that God had abandoned him and the indoctrination in the camp and cleaning the toilets was a terrible job dreaded by all the inmates, but as he was emptying the buckets he found a piece of paper-used as toilet paper-with scripture on it (apparently one of the commies running the place was using a bible as toilet paper). I don’t remember what passage, but it spoke to his predicament and he took it as a sign.
From then on he volunteered to clean toilets and found more and more paper, which he cleaned and collected so that he could find further inspiration.
Now, I am not particularly religious, but I bring this story up to show at least one difference between the respective faiths: Muslims seem to look for any excuse to take offense against their religion. Whereas, while I am sure that the selection of the Bible as toilet paper was intentional, it seems to me that most Christians would only find the second story to be uplifting and inspirational.
BTW-Morford is an ass of long standing.
I don’t know. I thought at first it resembled the Kabaa also. The photo that LGF posts (that shows clear transparent windows) is an evening shot. What I’m wondering is whether a day time shot shows black tinted windows? If yes, then the Muslims might have a point.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 10 11 at 12:21 PM • permalinkAnd now, brothers, we march against the Brooklyn Bridge! Ululululululululu . . .!!!!
If yes, then the Muslims might have a point.
I have a collection of black dice that must piss them off, too.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 10 11 at 12:27 PM • permalinkHmmm.
A big black cube shaped building is now anathema to muslims?
If they ever get the idea that Georgian columns are somehow against Islam the people in the southern states here in America are screwed.
j/k.
Posted by memomachine on 2006 10 11 at 12:28 PM • permalinkAnyone beside me, (yeah my mind works that way, so?...lol)) think that the male (cultist) feeling inferior or subserviant to the female, when kissing this, ummmmmm stone, is the reason for the male cultist’s treatment of their females?
I don’t believe…could be wrong, that the Apple (cool, with underground bars and such)) Cube has anything such as the “stone” on display. OK, OK…maybe after several martini’s, yeah…:).
#13 El Cid
Being a midwife and having seen lots and lots of you know whatsies - I can see a remarkable resemblance
Amazing
Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 10 11 at 12:57 PM • permalinkIf I didn’t know better, I would swear on a stack of Bibles that the Black Stone and Chrome thing in the Kabaa was just a toilet seat and well, something dark and hard near the toilet seat, from the TARDIS. Of course that is impossible since it’s been in my possession at all times.
Unless ... sometime in the future someone takes it to the past and ...
Oh, that’s quite unlikely.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 10 11 at 01:07 PM • permalink#19: was just a toilet seat and well, something dark and hard near the toilet seat, from the TARDIS.
Say, wron, that reminds me: you really need to do something about the light switch in the bathroom. Doesn’t the head on the Tardis take a standard 100 watt bulb? It gets, you know, kind of hard to see what one is doing in there.
#18 El Cid
It does leave one to wonder, if there is in fact a link, in the thinking of these lower class Neanderthals, with bombs
Yes and also with a rather wierd worship of a certain female body part
But that’s just my twisted thinking perhaps
It’s all holy etc
Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 10 11 at 01:13 PM • permalinkGood to see the leftoids in the Village have thrown down the gauntlet.
Those are probably the only words I’ve ever heard from Mark Morford that are actually the truth:
“I am an utter moron. I am a total imbecile. I am the enemy. I am a disgrace, an amazingly off-the-mark hate-filled racist lefty coward Communist…”—Mark Morford
You’re right Mark, that’s exactly what you are.
You’re also the reason why I don’t purchase the San Francisco Chronicle any more (since I have no desire to read the utterances of sedition-spewing traitors). Good work.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 10 11 at 01:25 PM • permalink# 13: Actually, the Black Stone is affixed to one corner of the building. Inside the building itself is a lamp, table, and a few other things.
Useless trivia: Before the triumph of Islam, the pagans used to circumambulate the Ka’bah in a clockwise direction. In order the break with the infidel, pagan past, Muhammad ordered the Muslims to begin circumambulating the Ka’bah counter-clockwise, which has been the direction of their circumambulation ever since. Muhammad preserved many, many pagan rituals, just giving them an Islamic interpretation to justify their retention.
#27 paco,
Ahhhh, so that’s why their screws are loose.
‘Cause they’re doing it wrong! Screw, not unscrew: that explains a world of self-contradictory Islamic nonsense.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 10 11 at 02:22 PM • permalink#21 paco
Say, wron, that reminds me: you really need to do something about the light switch in the bathroom. Doesn’t the head on the Tardis take a standard 100 watt bulb? It gets, you know, kind of hard to see what one is doing in there.
(calms down, thinks pleasant thoughts, fields of wheat, a sea shore, puppies)
Yes, the bathroom on the TARDIS uses a 100 watt bulb, preferably a soft glow type. But what you’ve been thinking was the bathroom was not the bathroom. That’s my office. And the toilet seat was actually my Louis XIII hand crafted cherry desk chair. In the past three weeks, I’ve sent it out 3 times to get cleaned. Now I know why.
(addition to TO DO list: find out how paco gets access to the TARDIS)
Posted by wronwright on 2006 10 11 at 02:25 PM • permalink#30: And the toilet seat was actually my Louis XIII hand crafted cherry desk chair.
Oh, man, do I feel stupid! Sorry, wron. Tell you what: I’ve got a vinyl, 1960’s era, “Louie, Louie” beanbag chair that you can have. I added some new beans to it sometime in the second Reagan administration, and except for one piece of duct tape covering up a puncture from a pocketknife, it’s practically as good as new.
As to having access to the Tardis, don’t you remember that I was on punishment detail? That whoopy cushion joke I pulled on Karl at the last company picnic? Coming back to you, now? That’s how I knew about the lighting problem. None of those fixtures work right, incidentally. I got a deal on these light bulbs - manufactured in Egypt - and I was following the Arabic instructions, turning the bulbs counter-clockwise just like it said on the box, and the things just want go in.
paco, although I’m just sure many other persons hear would just jump at the chance of getting your old beanbag chair, I will pass. Actually if I could think of a chair that could come close to generating the degree of shock and unfettered disgust that came over me upon learning that my favorite chair, the chair I’m sitting on right this very moment was used by you to, er, relieve yourself, it would be your old beanbag chair.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 10 11 at 03:16 PM • permalinkAs to having access to the Tardis, don’t you remember that I was on punishment detail? That whoopy cushion joke I pulled on Karl at the last company picnic? Coming back to you, now?
Yeah, I remember now. I wrote a 25 page brief advocating that you be subjected to cruel and unusual punishment including but not limited to hanging, dismemberment, and being forced to wear Michael Moore’s soiled jock strap as a paint filter mask. And that’s all you got of it? Cleaning the TARDIS?
I have no fucking clout whatsoever.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 10 11 at 03:21 PM • permalinkWalking widdershins, eh?
First time I used a wrench, Pop said “Lefty loosey, Righty tighty”.
Words to live by…
Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 10 11 at 05:43 PM • permalink#41 Yeah, I guess we should be grateful they’re not walking widdershins with “arms akimbo”...but that would be impossible, eh? It’s a girl thang.
Can you say—no, you can’t say it—I mean, can you write “he stood there with arms akimbo”? Not likely, except maybe for a few moonbat-manbags we know.
Your typical “man” has no discernable hips. He can only place his hands where his hips ought to be, and in the case of moonbats and muzzies, he’d probably have such sweaty palms that they’d slide right off.
He can’t stand there or walk widdershins with “arms akimbo” because it would be such a fleeting thing that no observer would be able to notice it. The only way he could get his elbows to stick out would be to insert his hands in his pockets and then he would probably find it more comfortable to collapse his elbows back against his chest.
In any case, elbows in our out, any candid witness would merely record that, like the impolite schmuck that he is, our male subject was standing there with his hands in his pockets.
Quad erat demonstrandum: It’s a girl thang, this “akimbo.” No kaaaaabaaaa kake walk.
(sheesh, someone get me a life, pleeeeeze! before I drivel again!)
Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 10 11 at 09:16 PM • permalinkTell you what I’m gonna do; to make it up to you, I’ll just fire up the Tardis and head back to wherever it is you get Louis III chairs.
That’s Louis the Thirteenth! Not Louis the Third!
I’d be surprised if I don’t get a big rock.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 10 11 at 09:35 PM • permalinkThe second son of Louis the Stammerer would like have sat on a backless bench, O master of time but not of 7th century Frankish furnishings…
Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 10 12 at 12:50 AM • permalinkhmm, slightly OT and belated, but interesting…
Link to article. Courtesy of The Management. Please do not post long urls raw, that us what the Link button is for. The directions are simple, a dog could follow them with his paw.Posted by carpefraise on 2006 10 12 at 05:12 AM • permalink
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I liked the “under construction” look better. Now that would have been a cool structure!