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“A few weeks ago I found myself scanning photographs of Susan Sontag into my screensaver file.” As you do. So begins Terry Castle’s terrifying and hilarious piece on Sontag, her literary idol; if you don’t wince during Castle’s description of a brutal Manhattan dinner featuring Lou Reed, Laurie Anderson, performance artist Marina Abramovic, and a Sprocket-like art curator named Klaus, well, congratulations. You, my friend, are wince-proof.

(Via Blithering Bunny and Clive Davis)

Posted by Tim B. on 04/10/2005 at 02:38 AM
  1. Terrifying indeed. Terry Castle should be sentenced to an indefinite period at a Marina Abramovic party.

    Posted by Rafe on 2005 04 10 at 04:15 AM • permalink

  2. I guess I am wince-proof, for I laughed. I have this mental impression of desperately, almost pitifully narcissistic people, so shallow as to make a carpark puddle resemble an abyssal deep, all trying endlessly to attract 110% of the attention at that party to themselves, and failing.

    The truth about these people is that they do not matter. They exist in a tiny bubble outside the flow of history, desperately trying to pretend that the tiny bubble they have made for themselves is the whole universe. But, in reality, few people have ever heard of them, even fewer care for anything they have done.

    Dear Terry strikes me as even more pathetic than the professional circle-jerkers at the party. A species of creepy echo of a human, trying to somehow attract the attention of a narcissist, and never once realising the impossibility of the task.

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2005 04 10 at 04:24 AM • permalink

  3. Thanks for reading it so we don’t have to.

    Posted by m on 2005 04 10 at 04:26 AM • permalink

  4. crap. I read the whole thing…

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 04 10 at 04:29 AM • permalink

  5. The only way of achieving winceproofness is to become ignorant and apathetic, thereby being able to say: I don’t know and I don’t care.

    Posted by jorgen on 2005 04 10 at 05:15 AM • permalink

  6. That’s ten minutes of my life that won’t get a repeat.  Must remember to thank Tim for that link one day....

    Posted by entropy on 2005 04 10 at 05:22 AM • permalink

  7. I’ll admit it, I couldn’t help wincing at various times. Especially at this one:

    Yet it is hard for me to think about the history of modern feminism, say – especially as it evolved in the United States in the 1970s – without Sontag in the absolutely central, catalytic role.

    How truly sad that a narcissistic airhead like Sontag is the best figurehead that “modern feminism” has been able to come up with over the last 40 years. No wonder the movement is taken less seriously than even PETA these days…

    Posted by PW on 2005 04 10 at 05:46 AM • permalink

  8. I wish Tom Wolfe had been at that dinner party. He might have dissected those wankers as he has many of the so-called (or self-designated) leaders of various

    isms
    of the last 45 years.

    Posted by graboy on 2005 04 10 at 06:32 AM • permalink

  9. Correct, PW.
    At the risk of becoming a target for vilification myself: Feminism with a liberal dash of lesbianism has caused quite a few problems for regular women, and therefore families, while solving a couple. (I have that on authority from regular women) That quote you picked out was also on my shortlist. Here are a few more:

    "one of Nancy’s friends hit the jackpot – she got to watch the artist have a bowel movement."
    (so who was suffering for art there - everyone?)
    "Yet it wouldn’t be quite right merely to say that everyone ignored me."
    (but it would indicate some intelligence on their part)
    "she was part of a certain neural development that, purely physiologically speaking, can never be repeated."
    (let’s hope so)
    Thanks Tim - it’s a goldmine of quotes from an alternative world. No wonder we often use the term parallel universe.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2005 04 10 at 07:02 AM • permalink

  10. I googled some images see what the egregious Terry looks like.

    If I were her I wouldn’t be buying any long-playing records.

    I wonder if lesbians get to Terry’s age and think, “I’ve wasted my life”. Perhaps they can rationalise their choice somehow.

    Posted by walterplinge on 2005 04 10 at 07:20 AM • permalink

  11. has anyone ever seen “terry castle” and iowahawk in a room at the same time?

    Posted by guinsPen on 2005 04 10 at 08:54 AM • permalink

  12. crapheads like this make it seem like a miracle that we girlies managed to get quite close to equal pay

    Posted by KK on 2005 04 10 at 08:55 AM • permalink

  13. Now I know why the phrase, “Get a life!” was coined.

    Posted by ErnieG on 2005 04 10 at 09:29 AM • permalink

  14. I can’t bring myself to be as hard on Miss Castle as some of you guys. For one thing, the article was hilarious. For another, it’s refreshing (well, relieving) to see that one of the pretentious academia-arty-farty set is able to laugh at herself. And also, I must admit some of the activities described therein hit a little close to home, and reminded me of the wasted years of my twenties, when I spent most of my time in the pursuit of various celebrity chimeras (no, not lesbian writers, but the even more pathetic denizens of the world of “alternative music"), and did things like fly to other cities simply to see bands like the Cure and Bauhaus, and sit around griping about Reagan, Thatcher, and how pathetic Madonna fans were.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2005 04 10 at 09:48 AM • permalink

  15. The article had me in the first paragraph.  When she wrote “She’s wearing a thin grey turtleneck and lies on her back...”, I couldn’t help but think “An odd outfit, but somehow appropriate for Sontag...”

    Posted by snellenr on 2005 04 10 at 10:28 AM • permalink

  16. That was a great piece.  At least Miss Castle can laugh at her starfucking tendencies, her pathetic efforts to keep pace with a famous intellectual who obviously just saw her as a piece of tail.  (Terri, light of my life, fire of my loins...)

    What I found more disturbing, if not surprising, was that Sontag had clearly given up on hanging out with her intellectual peers and being challenged by them; she could have had vicious arguments with Saul Bellow over Allan Bloom, say, but instead she gathers sullen, uncommunicative rock stars so she can give them intellectual heft and they can give her downtown coolness.  (They both got ripped off.) Sontag wasn’t exactly a spent force-- she did write some reasonably solid novels at that point-- but she clearly was coasting to a considerable extent.

    Posted by Mike G on 2005 04 10 at 10:29 AM • permalink

  17. I thought it was charming!  She’s making fun of herself (and Sontag), people!

    Posted by Patricia on 2005 04 10 at 11:56 AM • permalink

  18. Meee-oow!

    This kitten’s got claws!

    Hey, I liked it. Methinks Ms. Castle learned a good lesson, she recognized bullshit, and she doesn’t take herself too seriously. Good on ‘er.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2005 04 10 at 12:03 PM • permalink

  19. Terry Castle; Lou Reed; Laurie Anderson; performance artist Marina Abramovic;art curator named Klaus

    Who the hell are any of these clowns?

    Why does this Terry clown think anybody cares?

    All these idiots have carried narcissism to its highest form - absurdity.

    Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2005 04 10 at 12:19 PM • permalink

  20. ..."the wasted years of my twenties, when I spent most of my time in the pursuit of various celebrity chimeras (no, not lesbian writers, but the even more pathetic denizens of the world of “alternative music")...

    Andrea, you have struck too, too close to home, only substitute The Cure and Bauhaus with The Minutemen and Sonic Youth…

    Posted by rick mcginnis on 2005 04 10 at 01:03 PM • permalink

  21. I see in Ms. Castle somebody who recognizes how, in her youth, she was so easily led astray by self-important buffoons.  I think we’ve all probably been there.

    As for Sontag, if she hadn’t written books, she would have been just another loony street character.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 04 10 at 02:01 PM • permalink

  22. Oh, come on, people!  The image of Sontag pretending to evade sniper fire on a shopping street in Frisco, clad in huge Bugs Bunny white sneakers, was well worth the wince of admission!

    Posted by ushie on 2005 04 10 at 02:29 PM • permalink

  23. Jorgen — “He that becomes a beast gets rid of the pain of being a man” (Nietzsche)

    “He that pays attention to these people gets rid of the chance to ever have a meaningful opinion again.” Me.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 04 10 at 02:44 PM • permalink

  24. I skimmed it for the wince.  It was wince-worthy.

    Even while I can sympathize for the writer, I’m pretty glad I’m never going to be looking back on my life and writing something quite like that.

    Posted by Sortelli on 2005 04 10 at 03:47 PM • permalink

  25. God, I’ve been laughing over this for weeks.  Well past “wince” and into “chortle” mode.

    Posted by BruceW on 2005 04 10 at 07:11 PM • permalink

  26. I liked Terry’s openess and humour. Will have to re-evaluate my feelings about Laurie Anderson, though.  But Lou Reed still rocks. Seems he was the only sensible one at the table that night.

    Posted by robf on 2005 04 10 at 08:02 PM • permalink

  27. Actually, I think this is a very readable and enjoyable piece: if it weren’t for the provenance, I would be voicing the same thought as GuinsPen.  It’s a sufficiently withering portrait of Sontag as a vacuous poseuse, and it answers a question from my early life: “Whatever happened to Marina Abramovic”?  Back in my own early bohemian days in Melbourne, Marina Abramovic was one half of a local perfomance art duo, and even then I had the sneaking suspicion that she was just a bullshitter.  Now I have confirmation.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2005 04 10 at 08:10 PM • permalink

  28. I think the word we’re looking for is DRIVEL.

    I once went to a Mothers of Invention concert.  Frank Zappa told the audience “I’ve suffered for my music.  Now it’s your turn.”

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2005 04 10 at 08:16 PM • permalink

  29. I thought Ms Castle wrote well; anybody who has the guts to mercilessly parody herself and the society that she lived in deserves a pat

    Posted by rog2 on 2005 04 10 at 08:54 PM • permalink

  30. Rog2 — How do you write about that crown and NOT have it come out as parody?  The question becomes, did the author realize it?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 04 10 at 10:58 PM • permalink

  31. crown = crowd

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 04 10 at 11:43 PM • permalink

  32. I thought it was hilarious and bitter at the same time. I know it’s not quite the same world, but I couldn’t help being reminded of the set-pieces about society dinners in Tom Wolfe’s novels - that combination of total irrelevance and breathtaking self-importance on the part of most of the participants (I can’t in fairness count the author - she can obviously tell in retrospect what was really happening).

    Posted by Sonetka on 2005 04 11 at 01:35 AM • permalink

  33. Much as I hate Sontag and now Marina Abramovic I must admit that my own dinner parties are just like that.

    Posted by James Hamilton on 2005 04 11 at 02:32 AM • permalink

  34. Actually, that was a very nice piece of writing, and pretty much spot-on sums up Sontag and her circle, the myopic denizens of the sad little rural backwaters of 10th Avenue and 24th street or Mercer and Spring.

    I have been to parties like that, with similar people, and I can say that it’s much more wince-inducing actually being there.

    As for Klaus, I’m pretty sure it’s Klaus Kertess who was a guest at that dinner. He’s everything you would expect, and more.

    If there’s a more revolting, parasitic, useless organism than a freelance art curator, I’d love to know.

    Posted by goldsmith on 2005 04 11 at 03:25 AM • permalink

  35. J F Beck links an article about Hanoi Jane, her defence for her actions remains “but they lied to me” (they being the Govt)

    Just how big is Fonda’s ego? As big as that Sontag crowd? (crown)

    Posted by rog2 on 2005 04 11 at 04:08 AM • permalink

  36. I think Ms. Castle deserves congratulations. It can’t have been easy to confess to being used like that.

    On Sontag’s side ... wow. I can imagine being a bit pompous and full of yourself, but to the point where you are convinced your nap habits are the source of intense interest to your acquaintances? There’s something profoundly monstrous in that.

    Posted by John Nowak on 2005 04 11 at 06:37 AM • permalink

  37. James, I hope that none of your regular dinner guests are reading this.

    Posted by ErnieG on 2005 04 11 at 07:45 AM • permalink

  38. Joseph Cornell liked Susan Sontag, so she couldn’t be all bad. No American should use “twee” in a sentence. Lou Reed’s cell should include a picture of Jon Bon Jovi, whatever Amnesty International might think.

    Posted by chinesearithmetic on 2005 04 11 at 09:01 AM • permalink


  39. You have not experienced Sontag until you have read her in the original
    Gibberish.
    Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2005 04 11 at 03:37 PM • permalink

  40. It’s not gibberish, it’s sontagbabble…

    Posted by PW on 2005 04 11 at 07:48 PM • permalink

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