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Jane McAdam - senior lecturer and director of international law at the University of New South Wales, director of the Climate Changes ‘Refugees’ and International Law Project, associate rapporteur of the Convention Refugee Status and Subsidiary Protection Working Party for the International Association of Refugee Law Judges, member of the Executive Committee of the International Law Association (Australian Branch), author of Complementary Protection in International Refugee Law (Oxford University Press, Oxford 2007), former general editor of the Oxford University Commonwealth Law Journal and a former member of the editorial board of the Sydney Law Review – is also a climate clown:

On Christmas Eve last year, the first inhabited island disappeared underwater as a result of global warming. The residents of Lohachara island in the Bay of Bengal had already fled to a nearby island …

Wrong. The Independent reported on Christmas Eve that global warming had claimed Lohachara (in a piece apparently removed from the paper’s archives), but omitted any actual submersion date. That’s because the island went under some 20 years ago, for reasons apparently not related to warming.

The Independent’s environment editor Geoffrey Lean - for he is the source of this myth - will be proud that his work lives on. Why, Mr Lean is a regular Jacques Cousteau:

After a speech to UCLA students, a young reporter by the name of Dana Rohrabacher, who happened to be a scuba diver, asked Cousteau if he wasn’t being too pessimistic about the difficulty of obtaining fish, clams, oysters, and lobsters from the oceans in the future. Cousteau came up to his face and said, “Did you not hear me? Within 10 years the oceans will be black goo, totally dead, destroyed. The oceans will be lifeless.”

A few years later the young reporter, by that time Congressman Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA), reflected on the ocean’s clear water and abundant wildlife in a speech before the U.S. House of Representatives:

“Why did Cousteau feel he had to lie to such a degree? Was it that he did not know that he was lying, that he did not know that the oceans were not going to be black goo within 10 years or even 20 years? No, Jacques Cousteau was part of a movement that feels they have a right to lie and they have a right to frighten people, because they have a higher calling; their higher calling is to save the environment.”

(Via Andrew Bolt, who wonders if the ABC – which broadcast McAdam’s claim – will run a retraction.)

Posted by Tim B. on 09/18/2007 at 03:41 AM
  1. Jane McAdam - senior lecturer and director of international law ...

    A clear-cut case of those who can ...?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 09 18 at 04:01 AM • permalink

  2. Just another lie from a member of the alternate-reality-based community.

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 09 18 at 04:09 AM • permalink

  3. After 10 years in the family plot, I guess M. Cousteau is black goo by now.

    BTW staight out of Wiki…....... ” 1930: He entered French Navy as the head of the underwater research group. Later working his way up the rankings as he became more famous, and more useful to the french navy.(sic).” Pretty good effort,considering he was 20 in 1930

    What else can I say, given the marine nationale’s stellar record of martial accomplishment in WWII

    Posted by Rod C on 2007 09 18 at 04:14 AM • permalink

  4. THe Bay of Bengal is sinking because the Indian Plate is pushing north and west against the Eurasian Plate. You can imagine the Indian Plate tilting up in the Himalayas and down in the Bay of Bengal. It’s got bugger all to do with Gerbil Worming.

    Posted by phil_b on 2007 09 18 at 04:20 AM • permalink

  5. Jane McAdam - entitled pontificator extraordinaire

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 09 18 at 04:22 AM • permalink

  6. It’s worse than we thought…

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 09 18 at 04:36 AM • permalink

  7. Two things for sure concerning the Bolt article…

    Phrog, has changed the nic, to Toad.

    The Barry in Barry Bones, is now spelled Bury.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 09 18 at 05:01 AM • permalink

  8. Let me shorten that for you:

    Jane McAdam - tax-payer extorting bullshit artist.

    Posted by Craig Mc on 2007 09 18 at 05:13 AM • permalink

  9. With all those committees, project groups and working parties, when does she have time to do any work?

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 09 18 at 05:31 AM • permalink

  10. “Andrew Bolt…wonders if the ABC – which broadcast McAdam’s claim – will run a retraction.”
    Who cares - no one listens to the babbling from that playpen (Radio National) anyway.

    Posted by chrisgo on 2007 09 18 at 05:36 AM • permalink

  11. If she was really concerned about “climate change refugees”, she’d stop attending all these conferences. After all, she believes in AGW, right. And I assume she’s flying between Prague, Wellington, Sydney, Mexico City, Paris and London.

    Posted by Hanyu on 2007 09 18 at 06:07 AM • permalink

  12. Just another lying and cowardly activist.  Try a dose of pragmatism, or would that involve facing up to reality and having to tell the truth.

    Posted by Howzat on 2007 09 18 at 06:20 AM • permalink

  13. maybe hed like to use another example:

    a lockheed lightning p38 was one of a flight of aircraft that crashlanded on Greenland in the early years of wwii. in 1993 one of the aircraft was recovered from the ice.

    the salvagers expected to dig through 40 feet of ice accumulated over the 50 odd years and were shocked to discover “The Glacier Girl”was buried under 270 feet of snow.

    how can this be u ask…what about goracle warmening?

    ROBERT C. BALLING, JR. and Contributing Editor RANDY CERVENY are climatologists at Arizona State University.:  explains

    “Finally, area temperature records from the United Nations’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) verify what other climatologists have found about cooling in Greenland. Monthly temperature anomalies for the area near the landing site reveal a cooling of 2.25 degrees F from the time the Lost Squadron touched down in southeastern Greenland until the P-38 Glacier Girl was restored to sunlight 50 years later.

    Complicated Cooling
    What does that climate information mean? Contrary to what people might expect, southeastern Greenland has been cooling for the last 50 years. Scientific literature indicates that linking temperature trends to changes in ice volume involves a complicated set of processes that defy the simplistic notions about global warming.”

    plonk!!

    Posted by bailador on 2007 09 18 at 07:03 AM • permalink

  14. 13 - and when the arctic melts a bit, and the antarctic ices a bit, I guess that’s called AGW too.

    Posted by peter m on 2007 09 18 at 08:04 AM • permalink

  15. As long as the ice in my scotch doesn’t melt I don’t really care.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 09 18 at 08:29 AM • permalink

  16. Interesting story bailador.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 09 18 at 08:50 AM • permalink

  17. Jean-Michel Cousteau, Jacques’ son, doesn’t seem too bothered by rising sea levels or the prosect of the oceans turning to black goo. He has a luxury eco-resort on the northern Fiji island of Vanua Levu, just out of SavuSavu, offering very expensive diving packages for the suitably wealthy. Not a whisper of a mention of global warming or rising sea levels threatening his livelihood. (He’s such a promoter, you’d hear about it if there was a problem).

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 09 18 at 08:59 AM • permalink

  18. #17 MareeS: He’s simply wearing the mask, stoically facing the inevitable. Besides, he’s probably got a stock of water-proof flashlights for his diving customers when the ocean turns into black goo.

    Posted by paco on 2007 09 18 at 10:12 AM • permalink

  19. Dr Jane McAdam UNSW

    Dear One,
    I know that you, god bless you, as a renouned academic has been taking an interest and are expert of our little island in asia. As a fine christian woman I write for your asistance. I am Delilah Mblongo, daughter of the late Reverend Dr General Isaah Mblongo the president for life of the island of Lohachara.

    Unfortunately, the evil capatalists in the subcontinent conspired to produce large amounts of the poisonous carbon bioxide and the resultant catastrofic climate change deluge sunk our island drowning everyone except me. There was only one bridge on our island but my father, a hero true to form, stood on in and went down with his ship, so to speak.

    I manged to escape with US $17,324,679 and was wondering if a fine christian woman such as you, and who has, god bless you, such a deep understanding and knowledge of our ex island of Lohachara, wood like to assist me in my efforts to disburse this moneys to various needy peoples. So please send me ............

    Posted by Whale Spinor on 2007 09 18 at 10:32 AM • permalink

  20. #18 Paco, we sailed all over the Pacific last year and there’s NO SUCH THING (sorry for the shouty bits) as rising water level. Coral is growing all over the place. It likes warm water, why else would it grow in warm water? Coral doesn’t want global cooling because it doesn’t live in cold water. Ergo, global warming is good for coral and therefore good for Jean Michel Cousteau. Voila!

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 09 18 at 11:33 AM • permalink

  21. Retraction countdown beginning-4.3.2.2.2.3.4.5

    I really don’t feel any burning need to boot my PACO Industries mobile Flying Pig Radar Detection capability.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 09 18 at 11:54 AM • permalink

  22. Sort of off topic here, kill me now…but I thought you military types like the spouse would like to hear about our weekend last Sept 15-16…

    Temora NSW Australia, the Warbirds Weekend. Happens every few months out in a tiny town with a big big WW2 airstrip.

    Flying schedule last weekend: Tiger Moth, Ryan, Wirraway, Harvard, Boomerang, Spitfire XV1, Meteor, Cessna 01/02/Trojan/Bird Dog, Dragonfly, Canberra, Vampire, F/A18 Hornets X3.

    Fantastic day, happens every couple of months, only place in Australia to see these birds, thousands of people behaving nicely with kids & grandkids. Alcohol free, litter free for safety purposes, and nobody whinges, not even the bikies or the bogans.

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 09 18 at 12:19 PM • permalink

  23. #15 As long as the ice in my scotch doesn’t melt I don’t really care.

    blasphemy!!

    Posted by missred on 2007 09 18 at 12:54 PM • permalink

  24. I’ll believe sea levels are rising when Los Angeles and New York go under.  Until then, I’m skeptical.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 09 18 at 01:07 PM • permalink

  25. I’ll believe sea levels are rising when Los Angeles and New York go under.

    I see that more as a feature than a bug, Rebecca.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 09 18 at 01:19 PM • permalink

  26. #21

    Is that the Porcine Aerospace Conveyance Observer? Mine went off warranty ages ago. Like, two minutes after I got it home.

    I, for one, welcome the oceans of black goo. Perhaps when the sea is more solid, I’ll be able to stay upright on a surfboard.

    Posted by SoberHT on 2007 09 18 at 01:50 PM • permalink

  27. #26

    There is a Persian Avoidance in here someplace, I just can’t find my keys.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 09 18 at 02:08 PM • permalink

  28. Plastic turkeys, phony Reagan diaries, islands sunk by global warming ... sounds as if the lefties have the beginnings of their own Wikipedia.

    It will need a name. Nominations:

    Fic-ipedia

    Wish-ipedia

    World Almost-nac

    Fictionary

    Jane’s All the World’s Witchcraft

    Cognitive Dissonary

    They also have the makings of a physics textbook, in which steel is unaffected by heat, airplanes disappear on impact, and bullets take their shells along for the ride.

    Posted by Rittenhouse on 2007 09 18 at 02:20 PM • permalink

  29. Persian Avoidance of Chilean Oversight?

    Cheers

    Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 09 18 at 02:20 PM • permalink

  30. Persian Avoiding Coordination Officer?

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 09 18 at 02:30 PM • permalink

  31. An island in a delta is hardly a test case to prove or disprove global warming.  I can’t believe she would even try to hang her whole global warming theory on that.  How stupid does she think people are (or how stupid is she)?

    Posted by kcom on 2007 09 18 at 05:10 PM • permalink

  32. #31
    kcom, the question is how stupid are the ones that believe, and swallow this rot whole.

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 18 at 05:21 PM • permalink

  33. Far from running a retraction, our ABC is at it again this morning on Radio National’s AM (link not updated as of this posting) running new baloney about the “climate refugees” from the sinking Carteret Islands, a story which has long since been discredited.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 09 18 at 06:50 PM • permalink

  34. On the upside, I’m really cheered up by the Federal Government’s cheesy “Climate Clever” ads, fully of spunky young Asian women and other token ethnics, MILF-y housewives, and tousle-headed teenagers.  Nothing kills public interest in an issue as effectively as a government advertising campaign.  The last time I sat in a big cinema audience, and one of those ‘dramatic’ road safety ads came on, the audience were cacking themselves laughing, and reciting along with the dialogue.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 09 18 at 06:56 PM • permalink

  35. I hadn’t heard of the Climate Clever campaign before but after going to their website all I can say is “my condolences” for anyone who will be subject to it.  So far, all our hectoring is from private sources - at least where I live.

    Posted by kcom on 2007 09 18 at 09:13 PM • permalink

  36. “Australians know our climate is changing and that greenhouse gas emissions from burning fossil fuels like coal, gas and oil are a major cause. A drier, hotter climate will affect our economy, our environment and our way of life.”

    Climate Clever

    Is this true?  Do you “know” that?

    I don’t see how you can since the whole thing is barely past the hypothesis stage and is hardly a proven fact.  I simply find it impossible to believe that any scientist anywhere has figured out the entire workings of the entire climate from this point onward through the next hundred years taking into account all the potential factors that can influence it, and with perfect knowledge of the type and magnitude of those influences.  And all based on a measly ten or fifteen years of research.  Sorry, Charlie.  I just don’t believe it.

    Posted by kcom on 2007 09 18 at 09:21 PM • permalink

  37. Lohachara Island probably sunk under the weight of millions of plastic turkeys and an accumulation of years of factoids washing ashore leaving a heavy sediment.

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 09 18 at 09:34 PM • permalink

  38. “Dear ‘Perspective’,
    Your programme asserted that some Bengal Islands are being submerged due to global warming.  Why aren’t Sydney Harbour islands being submerged too, or are AGW-induced sea levels highly localised?  I’d love to hear your explanation. Thanks.”

    Posted by romeo on 2007 09 19 at 09:35 AM • permalink

  39. “Within 10 years the oceans will be black goo, totally dead, destroyed.”

    The Clintons going to the beach and washing away their sins, no doubt.

    Posted by MarkD on 2007 09 19 at 01:11 PM • permalink

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