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NEGATIVE IMPACT SUGGESTED

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The data suggest that the continuing and sometimes fractious Democratic nomination fight could have a negative impact for the Democratic Party in next November’s election.

Posted by Tim B. on 03/26/2008 at 09:19 AM

  1. Impact-Shmimpact, as long as they lose.

    Posted by Bill Spencer on 2008 03 26 at 09:43 AM • permalink

  2. “Suggest”?  Hell, I’m praying for it!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 03 26 at 09:46 AM • permalink

  3. Mwah ah ah.

    Agent Obama, the Rovechurian Candidate, has succeeded.

    Posted by SoberHT on 2008 03 26 at 09:49 AM • permalink

  4. ‘course our Aunty Radio News was reporting in Shrillary’s favour over the ‘under sniper fire’ shite, with her own deliberate misquote, claiming that Shrillary said she had ‘much more foreign policy experience’ than Obama; Aunty doesn’t put her own Dowdism into print, however ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2008 03 26 at 10:16 AM • permalink

  5. Sounds like the data have a firm grasp on the obvious.

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 26 at 10:18 AM • permalink

  6. See heres what I dont get about this whole shemozzle, hasnt Obama proved he has more foreign policy experience?

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2008 03 26 at 10:19 AM • permalink

  7. Would that this were right.

    Unfortunately, I fear the Republican gift for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

    Posted by SSG Pooh on 2008 03 26 at 10:32 AM • permalink

  8. #3 SoberHT

    I wonder if Rovedyne Systems has thought to program the Obamessiah-bot not only to divide the Democratic Party ahead of the election but, like the earlier experimental Latham 2004 Aussie model, to further embarrass it by writing an egotistical book like A Conga Line of Suckholes.

    Posted by splice on 2008 03 26 at 10:41 AM • permalink

  9. This just in: Bad Things Are Bad.

    Posted by Jim Treacher on 2008 03 26 at 11:06 AM • permalink

  10. If any of you live in Denver, I suggest you stock up on plywood and duck tape your windows.

    Posted by Room 237 on 2008 03 26 at 11:12 AM • permalink

  11. Fight on! Keep swinging at each other, Dems! I have the popcorn concession! Hmmm. Just a thought…the Democrats will fight each other, but not the terrorists.

    Posted by Deborah Leigh on 2008 03 26 at 11:36 AM • permalink

  12. #4
    “I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base,” Senator Clinton said in a speech last week.

    Must’ve been channelling Phatty, with that phantom sniper fire ‘n all ... Elvis wasn’t there, too, Shrillary?

    Posted by egg_ on 2008 03 26 at 11:44 AM • permalink

  13. #8

    Splice, it’s obvious the Roveacious one got the Pacifistic Automated Candidate Obama to do his dirty work. But I don’t know if even PACO can explain the Latham ought-four.

    Posted by SoberHT on 2008 03 26 at 11:45 AM • permalink

  14. “Keep Hillary in it so we can win it!”

    Posted by yojimbo on 2008 03 26 at 11:51 AM • permalink

  15. Awww….

    “They don’t have to fall in love, they just have to fall in line…”—Hillbillary

    “We have a mandate, but it’s not a ‘compulsory’ mandate…” Barry O’Bama

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 03 26 at 12:02 PM • permalink

  16. (wronwright looks over the “plans” from Lord Rove)

    Okay, good.  First, Hillary went ahead with her plan to run for election.  So she started feeling good, cocky, entitled.  She was going to do it.  She was going to become the President.  No co-President bull shit for her.  No.  She will rule.  Well, we couldn’t allow that, no.

    So ...

    we had our agents suggest to Al Gore that he’d be the perfect candidate.  When it looked like that would happen, Hillary started feeling uncomfortable.  Vulnerable.  She started to consider dropping out.  She cried.  We couldn’t have that.

    So ...

    we turned up the sun a notch, arranged for Earth’s temperature to go up just a tad, and our agents pleaded with Gore to come to the rescue.  It was his time.  Humanity pleads for his help.  Earth needs to be saved! Suddenly Gore seems more interested in awards and acclamations than in the Presidency.  Hillary released a sigh of relief.  Hmmm, no, we couldn’t have that.

    So ...

    we arranged for Barry, a completely inexperienced boob from Hawaii, to find his blackness and run for Senate in Illinois.  Why Illinois?  Why not? (note to Pogria:  Whoever is playing the Michelle angry black woman role, she’s doing a fine job).  Then we had our agents flatter him into thinking he’s the right man at the right time.  It’s his turn to ascend to the highest position in the country.  Nay, in the world.  This is destiny and the world clamors for Obama.  So Barry decides to run.  And Hillary went back on the defense.  Well, we couldn’t have that.

    So ...

    we leaked the Pastor Jeremiah videos to the public.  (Note to splice:  Tone down the “we gotta get whitey talk”, you’re overdoing it.)  So now Hillary feels good, she’s at ease.  No, no, no, we couldn’t allow that to continue.

    So ...

    we released the video of the “heroic act under fire” speech, along with another video of what really happened (pat little girl on head, smile at the Bosnians).  Laughter ensues.

    And ... Hillary is back to feeling embattled.

    Oh boy.  We got another 10 or so back and forths between now and the Democratic Convention.  Then the real fun begins.

    Posted by wronwright on 2008 03 26 at 12:20 PM • permalink

  17. #16, Wronwright, I bow down to the brilliance of Lord Rove and you.  So far, so good.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 03 26 at 12:54 PM • permalink

  18. (Note to splice:  Tone down the “we gotta get whitey talk”, you’re overdoing it.)

    It was only a few levers…  just doin’ my job, sir.

    Say, what does this red button over here do?

    Posted by splice on 2008 03 26 at 01:10 PM • permalink

  19. And splice, while you are at it, can you have Wright tone down the Italian comments?  I mean, even though I am a garlic nose, I think you want to spread the invictive around a bit.

    Posted by Room 237 on 2008 03 26 at 01:46 PM • permalink

  20. In other news: murder/suicide pacts may be dangerous.

    Posted by MikeTheLibrarian on 2008 03 26 at 01:50 PM • permalink

  21. Divisiveness you can believe in.

    Posted by PW on 2008 03 26 at 02:00 PM • permalink

  22. Typical white people…

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 03 26 at 02:16 PM • permalink

  23. #6

    hasnt Obama proved he has more foreign policy experience?

    Sometimes the sheer ingratitude of commenters on this site is a thing of wonder.  Not one of you have I seen showing the slightest appreciation of the fact that at least we didn’t have to see Shrillary in that ... that dress or whatever it is.  Sometimes you people lack all sense of proportion.

    Posted by formerly Huck Foley on 2008 03 26 at 03:05 PM • permalink

  24. Perhaps Hillary was being shot at by an armed plastic turkey…?

    By the way, I’m still calling it as a brokered convention, with Alphonse Gore getting the tick as the ‘compromise’ candidate.

    Posted by Apparatchik on 2008 03 26 at 05:16 PM • permalink

  25. #24
    They were using rubber bullets, to match the plastic turkey rubber chicken?

    Posted by egg_ on 2008 03 26 at 05:26 PM • permalink

  26. A negative impact as things get Gore-y.

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 03 26 at 07:49 PM • permalink

  27. continuing and sometimes fractious Democratic nomination fight could have a negative impact for the Democratic Party in next November’s election

    Oh please oh please oh please….

    *rubs hands together gleefully*

    Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2008 03 26 at 08:04 PM • permalink

  28. Shrillery claimed to have been named after Sir Ed - strike 1!

    Shrillery claimed to have been subjected to hostile enemy fire - strike 2!

    Two down, one to go?

    Posted by AisA on 2008 03 26 at 08:08 PM • permalink

  29. ONE to go?  One???
    Shrillary claimed to be mystified as to the whereabouts of the Rose Law Firm billing records.

    Posted by formerly Huck Foley on 2008 03 26 at 09:31 PM • permalink

  30. ...the continuing delightful and sometimes fractious laugh-out-loud schadenfreudian Democratic nomination fight…

    Fixed that for them.

    Posted by Rittenhouse on 2008 03 26 at 10:10 PM • permalink

  31. Seriously, this is almost on par with the Berlin Wall’s collapse. I haven’t raced home to see the evening news in a long time.

    Posted by Rittenhouse on 2008 03 26 at 10:11 PM • permalink

  32. #23, Huck, Well considering the muslim dress limitations, surely the she-beast would have been dressed in something more like this.

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2008 03 26 at 11:09 PM • permalink

  33. FLASH!!  Billary supporters fire a warning shot across the bow of the SS Pelosi.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 03 26 at 11:46 PM • permalink

  34. A day later and a dollar shorter, here is the link I needed about Shrillary’s lengthy lengthy resume of fibulous mendacity: I said “FIBulous” heh heh heh heheh

    Posted by formerly Huck Foley on 2008 03 27 at 03:42 PM • permalink

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