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Someone is a little upset with “vile lying fascists” who question the science:

You are all, with no exceptions, creepy little death cultists. You live and die by the feudal model where the CEO is God’s chosen royalty and you may get some perks or treats by being a particulary obsequious and bullying henchman - a paradigm kiss up, kick down sociopath.

The people whose water you carry and whose coats you hold are the ones, if any, who killed hundreds of thousands, or millions, with malaria. This is simply their usual defensive strike of projection to hide their own psycopathic behavior. In order to save a few pennies per hundred acres of crops, they decided to breed resistant strains of malaria. And you are their goons, their thugs, their lynch mob.

Very similar people decided to breed resistant strains of bacteria and kill thousands of people all over the developed world with them. This enabled their meat factories to produce water-weighted animals in unsanitary conditions. They even chose to sue a powerful celebrity simply for saying the words “I’ve eaten my last hamburger” on her own TV show.

It’s very interesting that you are willing to be the brownshirts for people creating resistant malaria (and even denying that evolution itself is possible) AS LONG AS they take species like the national bird of the United States down with the people they kill.

I’m not sure Satan’s lapdogs quite covers it, really.

(Via J.F. Beck)

Posted by Tim B. on 05/04/2008 at 09:40 AM
  1. Quite succinct.

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 05 04 at 09:56 AM • permalink

  2. Yeah! How dare us skeptics require some kind of, well, proof before Saving The Planet!

    So many of these True Believers go completely overboard on the matter. In ten years, when Global Warming has failed to occur, psychiatrists are going to rake in a fortune off these people.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2008 05 04 at 10:30 AM • permalink

  3. He even has his own blog

    And he’s an emo, how precious!

    Posted by bondo on 2008 05 04 at 10:36 AM • permalink

  4. Oprah stopped eating hamburgers?  I don’t think so.

    Posted by monaro on 2008 05 04 at 10:51 AM • permalink

  5. bondo, did you notice that the Anti-Satan Lapdogist is from Eugene, Oregon?

    That’s interesting because Eugene is a center of “anarchy” (danger quotes used because I suspect a large number of them are posers, looking to get laid while in college, without having to otherwise socialize normally). 

    But this guy is a classic fruitcake.  Check out this paragraph from his post “Capitalism is sickness”:

    Capitalism has not been with us that long. Only since the post-war era, in fact. Before that you had some of the components, but they weren’t welded into an ideology. Slavery existed all over the world for a long time as a necessary evil, but no one turned it into a virtue until it became bound into the nationalism of the American South before and during the Civil War. That slavery-as-ideology is similar to what capitalism really is.

    The entire article flows in the same vein as his post at Deltoid.  This guy either has huge conjones, a small brain, or is projecting his own problems in calling anyone a “sociopath” or complaining about “psychopathic behavior”. 

    Possibly all three.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 05 04 at 10:59 AM • permalink

  6. Major medications recommended.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 05 04 at 11:04 AM • permalink

  7. Hmmmm.

    Idiot.

    Capitalism has been with us since the very beginning.

    Proof?

    A prostitute and her john.  If prostitution is the oldest profession then the ensuing financial transaction is most certainly based on raw capitalism.

    ...

    Ok it’s an odd argument.  It’s Sunday.

    Posted by memomachine on 2008 05 04 at 11:08 AM • permalink

  8. That’s a unpleasant little paranoid fantasy Mr Delgado has created for himself.

    He should seek professional help.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 05 04 at 11:18 AM • permalink

  9. This posting should be given a “Rant Of The Year” Award ROTY. A sort of intellectual Darwin Award.

    But I recommend people read all the entries. The series is about the banning of DDT and the greenies culpability in it. It is they who

    project to hide their own psycopathic behavior and
    kill thousands of people


    Only thousands? Normally its hundreds of million.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 05 04 at 11:23 AM • permalink

  10. Oh no, Wimpy, the greenie Gaia-cultists have nothing to do with that, nothing at all. Tim Lambert will set you straight…

    ;^)

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 05 04 at 11:26 AM • permalink

  11. C’mon now, you’re holding back.
    How can you expect to resolve any of your inner turmoil if you won’t open up about how you really feel?
    When you say “Satan’s lapdogs” I suspect you’re really just thinking about cute, furry puppies, aren’t you?

    Posted by Merlin on 2008 05 04 at 11:28 AM • permalink

  12. The Henchmen YouTube Mitchell and Webb, demands straight talk.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2008 05 04 at 11:35 AM • permalink

  13. But how could he have discovered our secret cabal of shadowy ziocon-cryptocorporatist-deniopuppets??  Roves gonna be really pissed.

    Posted by bondo on 2008 05 04 at 11:36 AM • permalink

  14. His paranoid pseudo-intellectual Marxist claptrap is one thing, but listing Chasing Amy as a favourite movie is beyond the pale.

    Director Kevin Smith is consistent.  Every film he makes is worst than the last.


    (i) Clerks: a masterpiece.

    (ii) Mallrats: puerile yet really funny.

    (iii) Chasing Amy: an exploration of human sexuality, seemingly written by someone who’s never had a root.

    (iv) Dogma: anti-Christ Matt Damon typecast as the anti-Christ.

    (v) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: two of the most unlikable characters in the history of cinema get a whole move to themselves.

    (vi) Jersey Girl: weren’t four other pictures with Ben Affleck enough?

    Posted by monaro on 2008 05 04 at 11:45 AM • permalink

  15. ...worse than the last

    Posted by monaro on 2008 05 04 at 11:46 AM • permalink

  16. Worserer than the last.  Until he gets to the absolute worserest of all, a black hole of worserositude.

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2008 05 04 at 12:02 PM • permalink

  17. Woof. Woof.

    Posted by andycanuck on 2008 05 04 at 12:14 PM • permalink

  18. I am no longer a Right Wing Death Beast, for today I am a Satanic Lapdog!

    Posted by monaro on 2008 05 04 at 12:17 PM • permalink

  19. What’s that Lassie andycanuck Satan’s lapdog, polar bears really aren’t in danger? but, “What we do know about polar bears is that, contrary to media portrayals, they are not fragile ‘canary in the coal mine’ animals, but are robust creatures that have survived past periods of extensive deglaciation. Polar bear fossils have been dated to over one hundred thousand years, which means that polar bears have already survived an interglacial period when temperatures were considerably warmer than they are at present and when, quite probably, levels of summertime Arctic sea ice were correspondingly low.” Okay. Let’s go set a fire at the Old Mill—I think our carbon footprint has been dropping lately.

    [Via Power Line]

    Posted by andycanuck on 2008 05 04 at 12:18 PM • permalink

  20. Re #18, monaro, after due consideration, I find I prefer the moniker of “Satan’s Lapdog” to “Right Wing Death Beast”, myself.  It sounds much more sinister.

    Viva la Satan’s Lapdogs!!!!!!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 05 04 at 12:39 PM • permalink

  21. Ooh! New new moniker! Yeah, I think RWDB was getting a bit stale…

    Viva Satan’s Lapdogs!!!!!!

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 05 04 at 12:49 PM • permalink

  22. “Marion Delgado” wrote that?  I thought it was Reverend Wright.

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2008 05 04 at 12:59 PM • permalink

  23. Beclowned with the first words out the gate:

    You are all, with no exceptions

    Has this statement ever been true, under any circumstances?

    I think not. We’re a diverse species.

    Posted by mojo on 2008 05 04 at 02:23 PM • permalink

  24. They walk amongst us.

    Posted by Zardoz on 2008 05 04 at 03:20 PM • permalink

  25. #14 - I have one of those collector packs that includes every Kevin Smith movie.

    Funnily enough, I have never made it to Jersey Girl.  I have owned the movie for ages, but have never watched it.

    Clerks is almost worn out from over use, Dogma gets a bit of a hammering, but unless some cute lesbians come to visit, I never rewatch Chasing Amy.  Are there lots of cute lesbians at Eugene?

    Posted by mr creosote on 2008 05 04 at 05:00 PM • permalink

  26. That tears it!
    I’m re-naming my motorcycle gang “Satans Lapdogs”

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2008 05 04 at 05:17 PM • permalink

  27. Are there lots of cute lesbians at Eugene?

    I won’t vouch for “cute”, mr. creosote, but I’d bet on lots.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 05 04 at 05:20 PM • permalink

  28. OK, so it wasn’t environmentalists who got DDT banned, it was evil capitalists who bred a resistant strain of the disease?

    On which planet did this happen, again?

    Posted by SoberHT on 2008 05 04 at 05:25 PM • permalink

  29. More proof that ‘irrational leftist’ is pure tautology.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 05 04 at 06:06 PM • permalink

  30. “Off the meds”

    Would be a much more fitting title for this.

    Posted by Looneyc on 2008 05 04 at 07:00 PM • permalink

  31. Well, after having a good look at myself, I, for one, am guilty as charged!  I am now thinking of getting myself a new number plate:

                  stnlpdg1

    Posted by entropy on 2008 05 04 at 07:26 PM • permalink

  32. #12 Damn you, Hardin. I’ve spent the past 90 minutes looking at Michell & Webb vsketches!

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 05 04 at 08:17 PM • permalink

  33. I have visions of big, bad, ugly, Hell’s Angels wearing T-shirts inscribed with “Satan’s Lapdogs”

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 05 04 at 08:22 PM • permalink

  34. Whatever happened to Satan’s Hellhounds?  Or are the Satan breed of dog measured like poodles? If so, is the lapdog the equivalent of the Toy Poodle, with the Hellhound being the Standard?  So what breed of Satan is the equivalent of a Miniature?

    Posted by Irobot on 2008 05 04 at 08:32 PM • permalink

  35. This just in:

    The Sun is not sustainable. Repeat. The Sun is not sustainable!

    Oh no, we are all going to die!!!! RAICWAIA!~

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 05 04 at 08:56 PM • permalink

  36. Lapdog spelled backwards is “God pal”. Which must mean we RWDBs have both Satan and God in our pocket.

    This revelation should be enough to get this guy to off himself, if he ever finds out.

    Posted by PW on 2008 05 04 at 09:56 PM • permalink

  37. “God pal”......BUAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 05 04 at 10:48 PM • permalink

  38. I think we have a prime target for the experiments with the Tornado Machine when the Weather Control Project of the International Neocon Conspiracy(TM) finsihes it.

    Posted by Michael Lonie on 2008 05 04 at 11:22 PM • permalink

  39. #36 - Im not Gods pal, buddy!

    Posted by bondo on 2008 05 05 at 12:17 AM • permalink

  40. Cool. I’m satan’s lapdog and God’s pal. 

    I can live with that.

    But this leaves me wondering just how do describe Eugene. Might Eugene be the lube on satan’s buttplug, perhaps?

    MarkL
    canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2008 05 05 at 06:14 AM • permalink

  41. This makes about as much sense as “the Sunnis made up that stuff about the Jews planning 9/11.”

    Posted by blogstrop on 2008 05 05 at 06:38 AM • permalink

  42. you’ve tricked me into visiting scienceblogs before, Tim. Well, I’m not falling for it this time. No Sirree….

    Posted by daddy dave on 2008 05 05 at 06:40 AM • permalink

  43. daddy dave, #42

    No, this time you’ll do it because of morbid curiosity. Besides, if you didn’t, how would you learn about the Friday cephalopods, katz, primates, and sprog blogging? :)

    Posted by mythusmage on 2008 05 05 at 06:56 AM • permalink

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