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MODELS INCONSISTENT

Beset by unexpected summer rain, George Monbiot questions the science:

It wasn’t meant to happen like this. The climate scientists told us that our winters would become wetter and our summers drier. So I can’t claim that these floods were caused by climate change, or are even consistent with the models. But, like the ghost of Christmas yet to come, they offer us a glimpse of the possible winter world that we will inhabit if we don’t sort ourselves out.

So, although Britain’s present weather seems to have nothing to do with climate change, it still indicates a future climate change deathscape - that won’t be warmer, but colder. Robert Fisk, who misses his snow, will be delighted.

(Via Jay Santos)

Posted by Tim B. on 07/24/2007 at 12:09 PM
  1. A new manmade Ice Age. Where have I heard that before? Oh, yeah. Here.

    Posted by andycanuck on 2007 07 24 at 12:19 PM • permalink

  2. Don’t these people re-read their stuff before they publish it?  Or better yet, have someone with a sense of irony check it?

    He’s Homeresque.

    Posted by Winger on 2007 07 24 at 12:23 PM • permalink

  3. These people are just makng shit up as they go.

    Posted by WingDynasty on 2007 07 24 at 12:34 PM • permalink

  4. “Winter World”?  Is that a new Kevin Costner stinker movie?

    No, wait, that’s the envirotards and lefties beginning their gradual shift away from their “We’re gonna burn!” hysteria to the new “We’re gonna freeze!” hysteria.

    Only the hysteria is consistent.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 24 at 12:38 PM • permalink

  5. “Winter world” ??
    The thing is, weather changes in either direction say naff all about “climate change”.

    Posted by Observer on 2007 07 24 at 12:41 PM • permalink

  6. It used to be, when people slipped into hysteria, they were locked up.  And sometimes lobotomies were performed.  Sounds like its time to reinstate the practice.
    on the other hand it reminds me of the film King of Hearts (Alan Bates)

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 24 at 12:42 PM • permalink

  7. But, like the ghost of Christmas yet to come, they offer us a glimpse of the possible winter world that we will inhabit if we don’t sort ourselves out.

    Quick! Somebody buy a Christmas goose for Tiny Tim!

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 24 at 12:53 PM • permalink

  8. What I really fear is the possibility of global temperateness, or the “Goldilocks Model”: not too hot, not too cold, but just right. If that happens, the congenitally alarmist fleas of the Left will jump on some new dog. You know the drill: “In ten years time, we’re going to be out of oil/food/affordable housing/health care/Democrats!!!!” Pick your shortage.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 24 at 01:03 PM • permalink

  9. “It’s going to get hot and dry. We’re doomed.”

    “Actually, it got cold and wet.”

    “Yep. Just like I said - we’re doomed.”

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 07 24 at 01:22 PM • permalink

  10. MODELS INCONSISTENT

    I dunno; they all seem to use a lot of cocaine and date scumbags.

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 07 24 at 01:24 PM • permalink

  11. “meant to happen” implies conscious intent and a measure of control, George. Intent by whom? Is weather controllable?

    Or are you simply making noise again?

    Posted by mojo on 2007 07 24 at 01:24 PM • permalink

  12. Believing two contradictory ideas is a form of insanity, George.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 07 24 at 01:24 PM • permalink

  13. “In ten years time, we’re going to be out of oil/food/affordable housing/health care/Democrats!!!!”

    What’s wrong with having a shortage of Democrats?

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 24 at 01:37 PM • permalink

  14. #13 RJ: Oh, absolutely nothing, in my opinion. I was simply listing the kinds of shortages that might scare your typical panicky leftist.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 24 at 01:49 PM • permalink

  15. #10.  Heh.

    #9 - you have just illustrated the move from “Global Warming” to “Climate Change”.  Well done!

    Posted by Major John on 2007 07 24 at 01:52 PM • permalink

  16. The models don’t work? It’s worse than I thought!

    Posted by aaron_ on 2007 07 24 at 03:02 PM • permalink

  17. Any so-called causative agent that has such a panoply of supposed effects is virtually guaranteed to be a load of bollocks (q.v. Syndrome, Gulf War).

    Posted by David Gillies on 2007 07 24 at 04:24 PM • permalink

  18. What’s wrong with having a shortage of Democrats?

    It will disturb the natural balance, democrats eat newborn greenies, therefore a reduction in democrats could lead to an increase in the number of greenies.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 07 24 at 04:27 PM • permalink

  19. Is Moonbiot still in England?  If so, let him know that a single swallow (of floodwater) does not a summer make.

    Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey on 2007 07 24 at 04:38 PM • permalink

  20. Models.

    Models?

    Freaking Models?!

    *sob* I already felt as big as a house!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 24 at 04:47 PM • permalink

  21. When you run a scam, on the scale of this one, where big money and egos are involved. Where failed politicians and ideologues all crave to be in the media spotlight, and have the associated power, in the case of some, since the fall of certain ideologies, well, one must expect the occasional hiccup. Rather a pity, that some of these ‘geniuses’ did not let Gaia in on the scheme and a cut of the profits.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 07 24 at 05:03 PM • permalink

  22. It wasn’t meant to happen like this.

    Yeah? Well, I wasn’t meant to be poor and ugly….but I am.

    Do like me. Live with it!

    Posted by rinardman on 2007 07 24 at 05:15 PM • permalink

  23. Globall warmeners are like old time tent preachers proclaiming the end of the world on a certain date.

    The date passes and undeterred they preach on with the new information that justifies their position.

    Fortunately they can only change the story so many times before people become sceptical.

    Posted by gubbaboy on 2007 07 24 at 05:20 PM • permalink

  24. The models have worked so well in the past.  Remember all the hurricanes predicted to hit the US last year—the Gulf cost is still recovering from them.  What do you mean, there weren’t any??  Oh yeah, that pesky El Niño did some stuff we didn’t expect and made a hash out of the forecast.

    Well, no worries, surely we’ll make up for it this year ‘cause that’s what the models say.

    Or not.

    Posted by Zardoz on 2007 07 24 at 05:22 PM • permalink

  25. You guys are simpletons. According to Greenpeace, and now verified by Moonbat, Global Warming can mean cooling. Don’t you guys recognise a consensus when you see one. This is just another example of the possible duality of the climate models. On the one hand they can can behave as expected and give you the expected results (with lots of tweaking), on the other hand, they are utter tosh. Want another example, the words used in the above sentence all individually and when take in groups of 2 or 3 make complete sense, put them together into an apparently coherent sentence and they don’t make sense.
    Just goes to prove that coherence can be non-sensical.

    aguycalledbrad

    Posted by aguycalledbrad on 2007 07 24 at 05:25 PM • permalink

  26. #3 WingDynasty

    These people are just makng shit up as they go.

    That’s why the Gorebal Warmeningists have been quietly replacing “man-made global warming” with “man-made climate change”. That way, any and all unusual weather events can be blamed on human activity, with no need to prove it.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 24 at 05:40 PM • permalink

  27. KC, you’re a sweetheart!

    I didn’t do anything, and I still regret that. Hell, I’m an idiot.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 24 at 05:46 PM • permalink

  28. So when the weather contradicts the models, it’s a sign of the crisis to come. And when the weather approximates the models, it’s a sign of the crisis to come. How conveeeeenient.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 07 24 at 06:08 PM • permalink

  29. Breaking

    Power Outages Darken Portion of Downtown San Francisco

    That sucks.

    Fox News

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 24 at 06:13 PM • permalink

  30. #29 El Cid

    Power Outages Darken Portion of Downtown San Francisco


    Great! Look at the wonderful opportunity everybody has to reduce their carbon footprints!  Perhaps it will become permanent.

    Posted by SwampWoman on 2007 07 24 at 06:38 PM • permalink

  31. Damn you, Al Gore! Damn you and your carbon credits creating global cooling! Damn you!
    /Taylor on the beach

    Posted by andycanuck on 2007 07 24 at 06:42 PM • permalink

  32. *sigh* Most of the PETA/animal rights activist people I have had the misfortune to meet don’t know a damn thing about animals.  Therefore it does not surprise me that most environmental activitists don’t know a damn thing about the environment outside of an apartment building or a university.

    Posted by SwampWoman on 2007 07 24 at 06:52 PM • permalink

  33. OT Bolta’s back.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 24 at 07:03 PM • permalink

  34. Bumped into a doco on Nat Geo channel the other night about the pending global freeze. This mad scientist bloke said with a straight face that Global Warming will cause temperatures to plummet.

    I shit you not.

    Posted by cal on 2007 07 24 at 07:11 PM • permalink

  35. Why is it that whenever those numbies start talking about “models”, and the fact they don’t seem to be working, I always think of this guy?

    Posted by David Crawford on 2007 07 24 at 07:20 PM • permalink

  36. #33 MM
    have a look at that yarn about killing that baby at 32 weeks with a needle to the heart cause there was a risk of dwarfism, which would bring “bad luck”.

    Last days of the Reich? No, Victoria 2007.

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 07 24 at 07:25 PM • permalink

  37. SwampWoman

    Look at the wonderful opportunity everybody has to reduce their carbon footprints!

    In Frisco, That’s the last thing on the list…lol.

    gee, no one got the link between frisco and that sucks…must do better

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 24 at 07:28 PM • permalink

  38. Here’s my response to Moonbat, copied here in case of climate catastrophe:

    Alas poor Monbiot, cast hopelessly adrift on a sea of reality, desperately clutching to passing straws of comfort from those vaunted climate models when those Met Office forecasts were wrong wrong wrong.

    So this summer’s floods point to our future winters? How exactly? George is reaching for the strong stuff when he tells us that despite the oracles being no better than tossing a coin even predicting climate 3 months ahead, he still assures us of the catastrophe yet to come. This is like a compulsive gambler whose beginner’s luck has evaporated along with his winnings telling everyone that his luck is bound to change.

    By some miracle, climate models that are no better than 50% accurate 3 months ahead, become progressively more accurate as the time horizon recedes. Yeah right. Dream on.

    For the rest of us, we wonder what became of the millions upon millions spent by the UK Government on indulgences, sorry, carbon offsets rather than on flood defences and decent disaster management. But then, when we are told of the virtues of energy poverty by multimillionaire playboys and girls of Live Earth, we know that sacrifices now pay back later after we die early from preventable disease in George’s glorious green vision of the future.

    But what of this sacrifice to help Gaia maintain her ideal climate (whatever that is)? When is George going to practice the low-carbon lifestyle he preaches to the rest of us? How about it George? All you have to do is give up the gas guzzler that takes you to the supermarket where you can buy the “essentials” like tea and coffee which are shipped over to you courtesy of fossil fuels from all parts of the globe?

    When are you going to give up your nasty carbon habit, switch off the mains electricity (oops there goes the lifesaving fridge/freezer), rationing your power down to the level where wind power kicks in (choosing between power for cooking and power for heating is a fascinating dilemma when your childrens’ health is on the line, isn’t it?). What about the fossil fuels used to purify and deliver clean fresh water? There’s got to be sacrifices, George, because time is running out. Catastrophe looms.

    Only when George truly practices a low carbon lifestyle worthy of the name that puts himself and his family on the line, will we truly know that George is being serious. Why ever not George? Plenty of African families would give their eyeteeth to live in the “carbon neutral” lifestyle that you enjoy in mid-Wales. Now if only George would let them develop using the nasty fossil fuels that George isn’t supposed to be consuming…otherwise it looks like another middle-class whinger who thinks that being green entails just a modicum of discomfort in recycling household waste and walking rather than driving to the bank to deposit yet another fat cheque from the Guardian.

    Posted by John A on 2007 07 24 at 07:45 PM • permalink

  39. The models are not accurate, this was not predicted by the models, but we are still heading for a catastrophy because the models say so.

    Sounds just a bit “Catch-22"ish, don’t it?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 24 at 07:53 PM • permalink

  40. Hey, 1.618 gets a guernsey at Man of lettuce.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 24 at 08:19 PM • permalink

  41. Power Outages Darken Portion of Downtown San Francisco

    That sucks.

    Like they need blackouts for that in San Francisco.

    Oh, look, you were all thinking it, I just got it over with…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 24 at 08:22 PM • permalink

  42. Bless you richard mcenroe…:)

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 24 at 08:25 PM • permalink

  43. null

    Carbon Cops do not arrest any of the major Carbon eating Corporations?? Why?

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 24 at 08:27 PM • permalink

  44. Ra is the Sun, if we worship Ra the sun will shine. Except when it doesn’t which is to remind us to worship even harder. Except when even if we do worship harder and it doesn’t shine then we are being punished. Except when we didn’t deserve punishment then we are being tested.

    Ra can do no wrong.

    Posted by allan on 2007 07 24 at 08:29 PM • permalink

  45. Margo, I thought cab drivers were nice until now, I’ll never talk about how good looking Tim B in a taxi ride again. ) Or speak about him to the Islamb the dumb dumb religious taxi drivers who don’t take blind dogs in cabs).

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 24 at 08:31 PM • permalink

  46. What Monbiot is saying is that whether the future is to be searing hot or freezing cold or even just like it has been the past 10,000 years, something drastic has to be done and that is the destruction of capitalism.

    The void should be filled by benign and gentle dictators tending to the everyday needs of the ordinary folk - and executing and torturing those think otherwise.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 07 24 at 08:34 PM • permalink

  47. Taxi drivers, I love the number plates I want one! Thank you for thinking of me!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 24 at 08:34 PM • permalink

  48. Sick Fuck Alert

    MoeLarryAndJesus Says:

    July 24th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
    Hey, Jules - let me know when your mom dies. I’m coming over to cut off a few pieces of meat for my dog. After all, in your own words, “who cares”?

    At Critt’s Psycho-Death Cult thread…Curly fits the thread topic, no?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 24 at 08:35 PM • permalink

  49. 1.6 - you’re famous.

    Nevertheless, I shall join you in solidarity, by never discussing Tim Blair’s good looks while in taxis.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 24 at 08:37 PM • permalink

  50. Deal margos Hi taxi drivers love 1618 I love being known as my number thank you everyone!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 24 at 08:39 PM • permalink

  51. Oh I forgot to post today, Blair News, it’s gutsy and it’s good.

    XXX Share a shower with someone you love and save water.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 24 at 08:44 PM • permalink

  52. “What’s wrong with having a shortage of Democrats?”

    It will disturb the natural balance, democrats eat newborn greenies, therefore a reduction in democrats could lead to an increase in the number of greenies.

    That’s not what the models says.  The models says there’ll be a shortage of democrats because there won’t be any greenies to feed on!

    Posted by aaron_ on 2007 07 24 at 08:50 PM • permalink

  53. #39 Grimmy,

    The models are not accurate, this was not predicted by the models, but we are still heading for a catastrophy because the models say so.

    When I didn’t understand a marxist when I was a kid, I was always told I had to understand the dialectic.

    Well, the dialectic re. global worming is this:

    The models, all 15 of them, are wildly innacurate and heading off in different directions. But, if you take an average of all the models’ predictions, you get what we have.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 24 at 08:50 PM • permalink

  54. If the data do not support your conclusions, you scrap the data and generate more.  Although it works best if you simply work backwards from the conclusions.

    Reminds me of the economist who said of a program “Well, it works in practice, but will it work in theory?”

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 07 24 at 08:51 PM • permalink

  55. #10 I ran into Cindy Crawfiord - no, really :^) and she sai “In your dreams”. Well, where is she?

    Talk about inconsistent.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 24 at 08:55 PM • permalink

  56. Rain!

    In England!!

    Whoodathunkit???

    It surely signifies the end of the world.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 24 at 08:57 PM • permalink

  57. Some global warming models won’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a speech.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 24 at 09:03 PM • permalink

  58. #25 Brad, you remind me, again for this thread, of the Marxist dialectict. Under the banner of power to the people, the people are made powerless.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 24 at 09:04 PM • permalink

  59. OT Bolta’s back.

    ‘bout freakin time :)

    Posted by bondo on 2007 07 24 at 09:09 PM • permalink

  60. I did spot a bit of dodging from Mr Brown on the SBS news last night. Apparently the flooding is due to “The old 19th century technology” of the levees and embankments.

    Riiiight…

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 24 at 09:14 PM • permalink

  61. In Australia the climate alarmists should be called Hanrahans. It has all been said before:

    Said Hanrahan

    “We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
      In accents most forlorn,
    Outside the church, ere Mass began,
      One frosty Sunday morn.

    The congregation stood about,
      Coat-collars to the ears,
    And talked of stock, and crops, and drought,
      As it had done for years.

    “It’s looking crook,” said Daniel Croke;
      “Bedad, it’s cruke, me lad,
    For never since the banks went broke
      Has seasons been so bad.”

    “It’s dry, all right,” said young O’Neil,
      With which astute remark
    He squatted down upon his heel
      And chewed a piece of bark.

    And so around the chorus ran
      “It’s keepin’ dry, no doubt.”
    “We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
      “Before the year is out.”

    “The crops are done; ye’ll have your work
      To save one bag of grain;
    From here way out to Back-o’-Bourke
      They’re singin’ out for rain.

    “They’re singin’ out for rain,” he said,
      “And all the tanks are dry.”
    The congregation scratched its head,
      And gazed around the sky.

    “There won’t be grass, in any case,
      Enough to feed an ass;
    There’s not a blade on Casey’s place
      As I came down to Mass.”

    “If rain don’t come this month,” said Dan,
      And cleared his throat to speak—
    “We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
      “If rain don’t come this week.”

    A heavy silence seemed to steal
      On all at this remark;
    And each man squatted on his heel,
      And chewed a piece of bark.

    “We want an inch of rain, we do,”
      O’Neil observed at last;
    But Croke “maintained” we wanted two
      To put the danger past.

    “If we don’t get three inches, man,
      Or four to break this drought,
    We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
      “Before the year is out.”

    In God’s good time down came the rain;
      And all the afternoon
    On iron roof and window-pane
      It drummed a homely tune.

    And through the night it pattered still,
      And lightsome, gladsome elves
    On dripping spout and window-sill
      Kept talking to themselves.

    It pelted, pelted all day long,
      A-singing at its work,
    Till every heart took up the song
      Way out to Back-o’-Bourke.

    And every creek a banker ran,
      And dams filled overtop;
    “We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
      “If this rain doesn’t stop.”

    And stop it did, in God’s good time;
      And spring came in to fold
    A mantle o’er the hills sublime
      Of green and pink and gold.

    And days went by on dancing feet,
      With harvest-hopes immense,
    And laughing eyes beheld the wheat
      Nid-nodding o’er the fence.

    And, oh, the smiles on every face,
      As happy lad and lass
    Through grass knee-deep on Casey’s place
      Went riding down to Mass.

    While round the church in clothes genteel
      Discoursed the men of mark,
    And each man squatted on his heel,
      And chewed his piece of bark.

    “There’ll be bush-fires for sure, me man,
      There will, without a doubt;
    We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
      “Before the year is out.”

    —John O’Brien

    Posted by Razor on 2007 07 24 at 09:16 PM • permalink

  62. What could be better than sitting here with the lovely Mrs. Paco, listening to Hootie Boogie (Jay McShann, 1945), and checking out Tim Blair’s web site? Why, finding this item over at Hot Air and sharing it with my friends. Yes, that’s right; Ward churchill is now officially looking for work. So, far all you solid hep cats out there, this good news is for you.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 24 at 09:19 PM • permalink

  63. #38 Do you mind if I call you SIR John A. (MacdDonald) for that excellent post .. a key figure in Canadian history?

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 24 at 09:20 PM • permalink

  64. Talk about having a bob each way Ole Georgie boy.

    I’ll ask the question myself, if the rain isn’t caused by AGW / CC, how exactly are we supposed to sort ourselves out?

    Or is this step 2 of the great AGW swindle, we aren’t sure whats causing the changes to the climate but lets just apply draconian measures anyway.

    Surely even George “he of the car faith” Moonbat can see the AGW myth is fraying at the edges.

    Posted by Nuffy on 2007 07 24 at 09:23 PM • permalink

  65. #43

    Keen to bring their emissions down by 50 per cent,

    One parent and one child killed the other parent and child ... quickly, before the drawing of straws and anyone suspected.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 24 at 09:27 PM • permalink

  66. #57 And some, Infidel, will only get into bed for $10k!

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 24 at 09:33 PM • permalink

  67. #62 ...One small step for man..

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 24 at 09:35 PM • permalink

  68. OT

    The rapture is upon us. Sheedy’s been sacked.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 24 at 09:36 PM • permalink

  69. A good article by M. Phillips on GW. 2nd article down.

    Here.

    My favourite bit.
    “Amazingly, the hypothetical results from climate models have trumped the real world measurements of carbon dioxide’s longevity in the atmosphere. Those who claim that CO2 lasts decades or centuries have no such measurements or other physical evidence to support their claims. Neither can they demonstrate that the various forms of measurement are erroneous. ‘They don’t even try,’ says Prof. Segalstad. ‘They simply dismiss evidence that is, for all intents and purposes, irrefutable. Instead, they substitute their faith, constructing a kind of science fiction or fantasy world in the process.’”

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 24 at 09:46 PM • permalink

  70. The next phase, eco-terrorism.

    However, more info on Prius vs Hummer here

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 24 at 10:46 PM • permalink

  71. By my reading, Monbiot is saying that even though the models that predict wetter winters didn’t predict the wet summer, the wetness of the summer, even though the models didn’t foresee it, foreshadows the (possible) wetness of winters to come as predicted by the models that failed to predict the wetness of the summer.

    ie he still believes in the Models, even though they don’t work.

    Touching.

    Posted by arrowhead ripper on 2007 07 24 at 11:15 PM • permalink

  72. The models are rock solid. It’s the weather that’s failed.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 24 at 11:17 PM • permalink

  73. The weather didn’t turn out as predicted? I’m still shaking my head.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 24 at 11:29 PM • permalink

  74. I kinda liked the comment from the green crusader who lamented that he had trudged through snow to knock on doors, but when he did, people were unreceptive to giving him money to make the globe cooler.

    Posted by Harry Eagar on 2007 07 24 at 11:30 PM • permalink

  75. A piece of trivia for you. London has less rain than every Australian state capital except Adelaide.

    Posted by phil_b on 2007 07 24 at 11:45 PM • permalink

  76. Re #70, sorry, MM, but eco-terrorism has been in vogue for quite a while.  It’s just starting to get personal.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 25 at 12:08 AM • permalink

  77. From the book of Gaia:

    “If there be wetness in summer,
    Go bash a hummer
    And if models do fail,
    Change the tune of your wail”

    As to Sheedy, not being from Melbourne, I never understood how he kept his job or why his views were treated like the word from on high, given the Bombers performance over the last 5 years.

    A bit like Hird or Giteau in that “everyone says he’s good, but I’ve never seen him actually do anything” vein.

    Posted by anonymous guest on 2007 07 25 at 12:09 AM • permalink

  78. Thefrollickingmole—as a science fiction writer, I resent the comparison.  We at least have to stay consistent from chapter to chapter, something that big Al and his acolytes don’t feel obliged to…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 25 at 12:10 AM • permalink

  79. aguycalledbrad

    I like reading your comments, they are sharp and witty. Must you link to your site at the bottom of each comment? I click and find it’s got nothing to do with your comment.
    Desist.
    If I want to visit your site I’ll click on your name and go via your bio.
    If you want me to go there to see something tell me what it is, otherwise I will stop clicking on your name at the end of your comments to see what you are guiding me to.
    Got it?

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 25 at 12:26 AM • permalink

  80. #61 Razor
    Good on ya for posting that, it is a great summary of the whole thing and must be 80 or 100 years old?

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 07 25 at 12:32 AM • permalink

  81. #60

    Why, did they pick them up cheaply, second hand, from NO?

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 25 at 12:36 AM • permalink

  82. #75

    A piece of trivia for you. London has less rain than every Australian state capital except Adelaide.

    Not this week.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 25 at 12:38 AM • permalink

  83. Earth HOUR is back for next year!

    null

    Pictures of a darkened harbour were shown on television channels including BBC, CNN, CBS, Al Jazeera and Sky News, and in newspapers from Bolivia to Bucharest, as Sydney flicked the switch one Saturday, last March.

    Yes, and images were alittle cloudy and overexposed as well and this did not convince me at all.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 25 at 01:22 AM • permalink

  84. #83 1.6

    They’ve grown a cauliflower.
    The future of Australian horticulture is assured, even in these dark days.

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 07 25 at 02:20 AM • permalink

  85. Hi pickles! Ahh. thank goodness Cauliflower is saved, the world is back to normal.

    Mind you, I thought the only thing you can grow in the dark is (*** too rude) and mushrooms.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 25 at 02:29 AM • permalink

  86. Monbiot (or at least the way normal people in Australia would pronounce it), goes something like this, song-wise….

    Raindrops Monboits keep fallin’ on my head
    But that doesn’t mean my eyes will soon be turnin’ red
    Cryin’s not for me
    ‘Cause I’m never gonna stop the rain by complainin’
    Because I’m free
    Nothin’s worryin’ me

    Posted by Bonmot on 2007 07 25 at 02:36 AM • permalink

  87. #85 1.6
    I’m being a bit facetious, teaching kids to grow the basic veges is a very good thing and a skill which will hopefully stay with them for life.

    But as for a cauliflower led planetary recovery ? good grief.

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 07 25 at 02:43 AM • permalink

  88. Now this is nice poetry.
    Keats must be resting happily now his heir apparent has taken over with lines like these

    Oh the horror, the shame, the cries for your mommy! To place the Holiest of Books in a fecal tsunami!

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 25 at 03:22 AM • permalink

  89. The stages of most (if not all) enviro-frauds seem to run out something like this:

    1) Those seeking political power/influence come across scary scientific hypothesis (note, not theory).

    2) Scary story taken up by media.  Media Circus ensues at which media savy scientists (sometimes the same people in stage 1) convince public of scary story’s truth.

    3) Politicians react by (of course) imposing laws and restrictions.

    4) Further scientific study disproves, or severely weakens, hypothesis.

    5) Media ignores the further scientific results.  Leaves public assuming scary hypothesis still valid.

    6)  Although all reason for the laws and restrictions have passed, they stay in place and cause real harm and loss of well-being.

    I think that about sums it up.  We seem to be in stage 5 with AGW.

    Posted by Brett_McS on 2007 07 25 at 04:35 AM • permalink

  90. River Thames broke its banks and Britain grappled with its worst floods in 60 years, and hundreds of homes evacuated in the university city of Oxford today.

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2007 07 25 at 04:46 AM • permalink

  91. #90 - Worst floods in 60 years.

    “We are looking at 21st century extreme weather conditions,” Mr Brown told BBC television

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 25 at 04:50 AM • permalink

  92. #91
    Worst climate models in 60 years ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 25 at 05:11 AM • permalink

  93. 21st century extreme weather conditions. I’ve just spent 30 precious seconds of life wondering what the hell that means.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 07 25 at 05:46 AM • permalink

  94. #87 Pickles
    What are you trying to say? I have a vegie garden, with carrots, pumpkin, sweetcorn, broccoli and tomatoes (when in season.)
    I am saving the world, aren’t I?
    Tries very hard to do his impression of Oliver saying “please Sir, may I have some more”
    Those noble staples are using up all of that nasty carbon that my V8 ute puts out, after all. :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 25 at 05:47 AM • permalink

  95. #94, 185600,

    I have been instructed that by growing my own veggies I’m guilty of solar greed. Truly. This is from my ex-oldest friend who is now a global anti-everything campaigner. Apparently if I grow my own stuff I am using solar rays that could be used for the world’s poor. She also tells me that’s why biodeisel is evil. We should buy this stuff from poor black africans. Oh, and if you have solar heating panels you’re also guilty, because you’re stealing the sun’s rays from people who deserve them more.

    That’s how loopy the left has become.

    Mary the ex-schoolfriend holds office in the Socialist Workers Party and has never held a real job for more than three months since she graduated from university with a sociology degree at the age of 42. I have no excuse for maintaining the friendship as long as I did, except we used to be teenagers together.

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 07 25 at 06:03 AM • permalink

  96. #95 mareeS

    That is just sad. She must make some shrink very, very wealthy (although he must want to take a shower after her sessions, in case it’s catching.)  :)

    But then again, the Socialist Workers Party?
    Is that an open bar at all?

    I know what you mean, I used to have a cousin until last Christmas, now he has a couple of new scars, but at least my Auntie has forgiven me (she always liked me better anyway.)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 25 at 06:10 AM • permalink

  97. #95 - MareeS - your friend is very ill. She is telling you to drop dead, so all you can do is return the favour.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 07 25 at 06:27 AM • permalink

  98. mareeS: that’s nothing, you should tell her about the cans of “sunshine” that we sell as a gag gift in souvenir shops here in Florida. Precious sunshine imprisoned in cans and sold to tourists for jokes!

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 07 25 at 06:29 AM • permalink

  99. Climate change people are telling us all to drop dead, so please feel free to do the same to them.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 07 25 at 06:29 AM • permalink

  100. 185600,

    Shrink? What shrink? You have to be a veteran, privately insured or independently wealthy to have one of those, and Mary is none of the above. Besides, she thinks she’s sane and I’m the crazy one because I am of the conservative dark side.

    Her family, all co-nutter fabians in the ALP, encourage the lunacy.

    The spouse and I have contingency plans for our superannuation if the comrades seize power.

    Re the socialist workers party, they don’t work, they don’t party other than at protest rallies while wearing black face masks, and they’re not at all social except when they’re handing out newspapers and hitting on little old ladies at the supermarket for donations.

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 07 25 at 06:29 AM • permalink

  101. #95 In 10 years, solar greed will be the next big thing, after cc fades to it’s inevitable place in the (dustbin? ash heap?) of history. You heard it hear first. Make your investments now.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 07 25 at 06:30 AM • permalink

  102. Hear or their, wearever.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 07 25 at 06:32 AM • permalink

  103. #98 Andrea
    That’s gold!
    My mother’s nickname for me as a child (and occasionally these days, to my shame), was ‘Our Sunshine’
    Since she always complains that I never see them (they do live at the other end of the continent, in my defence), perhaps I can get a can of ‘Florida Sunshine’ for her.  :)

    Prolly won’t stop her asking ‘You were planning on having kids before I died, son, weren’t you?’ though.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 25 at 06:35 AM • permalink

  104. Why is that middle class leftists hate the middle class so much? Monbiot talks about them as though he was a down-and-out tinker.

    In fact he’s a graduate of Oxford, and has held academic posts at half a dozen universities and jobs at the BBC. He has written best selling books and produced documentaries. His mum and dad are in the senior ranks of the Conservative Party. On top of all that, he’s left the rat race and settled in rural Wales.

    If that isn’t middle class, then I don’t know what is. Seems to me to be a clear case of teenage angst and parental hatred lasting about two decades too long. If anyone believes this aging adolescent wouldn’t be a “Green Guard” (or “Greenshirt”) if given half the opportunity, then they are seriously deluded. This guy in power would be mightely anti-democratic. For our good, of course…

    Posted by Hanyu on 2007 07 25 at 06:35 AM • permalink

  105. #101

    #95 In 10 years, solar greed will be the next big thing, after cc fades to it’s inevitable place in the (dustbin? ash heap?) of history. You heard it hear first. Make your investments now.

    CO2 Pile. Of history.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 25 at 06:36 AM • permalink

  106. #95 mareeS: the concept of solar greed is so bereft of logic that it borders on genius. Unfortunately for the demented individual in question, the neural networks that came up with it are sadly only firing on one synapse. Unbelievable.

    Posted by Hanyu on 2007 07 25 at 06:42 AM • permalink

  107. I would have linked some things on “solar greed” but they’re all there on google, as loony as my ex-friend Mary. Read and rotfl.

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 07 25 at 06:46 AM • permalink

  108. #100 mareeS

    Wow, I may have dated her daughter in a former life.  :)

    Re the Socialist Workers Party, you’re prolly right, no open bar. It’s just that when I see the word ‘Party’, I’m picturing underpants on head drunken antics, not tinfoil hats and oh so serious expressions.
    At least until they all sit down to watch a recorded speech from Fidel or Hugo, when all is well, and Socialist Utopia has returned.
    Sad f*cks the lot of them, and with no open bar, not even the excuse of drunkeness.

    I love it when people hit me up for donations for those sort of organisations, I like to try to hit them up for a no interest loan when they do.
    The look of confusion is priceless.  :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 25 at 06:50 AM • permalink

  109. Business Plan: Solar Credits

    The rapidly expanding market in carbon credits has demonstrated the capacity of concerned citizens to pay for entitlements to allow Solar Greed. Good grief…

    Posted by Hanyu on 2007 07 25 at 06:50 AM • permalink

  110. #95
    If You Steal My Sunshine ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 25 at 06:55 AM • permalink

  111. #110 egg_
    Please don’t, not that song, you would not believe how often I heard it as a child, and occasionally hear it today when mum decides to be childish.
    And now Dirty Harriet is in on the nickname, I have no respite.  :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 25 at 07:10 AM • permalink

  112. Re: 111
    Sorry egg_
    I thought you were referring to ‘You are my sunshine’, not that song.

    It’s just the trauma that caused me to post a comment, just the thought of it sends me nuts. :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 25 at 07:16 AM • permalink

  113. 112 You make me happy when skies are grey.

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 25 at 07:28 AM • permalink

  114. 112 You’ll never know deer, because I shot them…

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 25 at 07:34 AM • permalink

  115. #113 Thin and Vindictive
    You Brits really are bastards, aren’t you?
    :P

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 25 at 07:36 AM • permalink

  116. #114 Ash_
    F*ck me with a chainsaw, I’ve landed in Gitmo and am receiving ‘Ze special attitude adjustment’ all of the lefties talk about! AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
    This is just so unfair.  :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 25 at 07:39 AM • permalink

  117. #116 Hey! At least I put on the barbeque to deal with that deer I just shot!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 25 at 07:42 AM • permalink

  118. #117 Ash_
    But you just know that as an Aussie male, I will have to be manning the flaming thing, with Thin and Informative over there giving me tips, and you humming that bloody song.  :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 25 at 07:47 AM • permalink

  119. #118 Of course you will. Men always do the barbequing. Us ladies just make sure that the can/bottle in the man’s hand is cold and isn’t empty.

    I’m pretty sure that for you I’d go out and buy the song. :)

    And play it. Repeatedly.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 25 at 07:54 AM • permalink

  120. #119 Ash_
    You are a cold, vindictive woman, aren’t you?

    Lucky I’m not single, ‘cause if you could cook as well,’  :)

    Well, my mum and you have a similar mindset.
    I think it has to do with childrearing, of course.  :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 25 at 07:58 AM • permalink

  121. #115 Oh yes. Hitler wanted us on his side.

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 25 at 08:01 AM • permalink

  122. #120 I cook and clean. Some days I even remember to wash my clothes.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 25 at 08:05 AM • permalink

  123. #121 Thin and Totalitarian

    Thank God that didn’t happen, I am crap at Ze German, and I grew up on ‘Carry On’ movies and ‘Frank Spencer.’
    I don’t think they would have been the same, somehow, if Ze Germans (no offence PW) won.

    I just couldn’t see Michael Crawford (in that incarnation at least) as a Nazi.  :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 25 at 08:07 AM • permalink

  124. #122 Ash_
    Please don’t make me swoon! :)

    Well, I do all of that (legacy of living with people who have no idea), and I actually don’t mind doing so.

    But I have never yet been with someone who is fast enough to refill my beer.

    Anyhows, I must get to bed, I have a slightly early start in the morning, and some work to do tonight on the laptop before I get to sleep.  ;)

    Sleep well folks, and God Bless.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 25 at 08:17 AM • permalink

  125. #124 If you swoon, I’ll catch you. Us ladies do everything.

    Jesse always liked my system. If I was going to be out of the room for more than half an hour, I’d fill a bucket with ice and put some beer in it.

    Though he was weird. He didn’t care if it was cold. That should have been a sign.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 25 at 08:24 AM • permalink

  126. My favourite, from the Moonbits’ commenters…
    In the early seventies when I, along with many others, ‘dropped out’ to form the alternative society, we claimed social security, didn’t go to work, yet worked very hard. We rented cottages in the country with large gardens, tilled the soil by hand, grew organic vegetables (I had to import a book from California to explain how), kept goats and chickens and strove to live in harmony with the natural world.
    And there you have it in a nutshell.
      A totally unsustainable way of life, except for a self-indulgent few.
    Oh, by the way, I thought “sunshine in a can” came from these fine folks.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 07 25 at 08:27 AM • permalink

  127. #125 Ash_
    The man was a criminal, thats all I can extrapolate from your comment, either that or British.  :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 25 at 08:32 AM • permalink

  128. I’m so waiting for climate change to get here. Today we had sun, We had blue sky. We had 18C temperature in the middle of winter. It’s all so detestably normal.

    Where’s the snow?

    The only excitement we’ve had lately was the storm and the flood and the shipwreck, but that’s all so boringly usual here. And earthquakes. They only happen every 60 years and they don’t stay around, but they give my ex-friend Mary something to bang on about, to do with planet damage (the new climate change). And bushfires, but they only happen after it rains and trees grow and then dry out during a drought, and somebody chucks a lit cigarette out of the car.

    Basically, shit happens and someone tries to make science out of it.

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 07 25 at 08:35 AM • permalink

  129. #125 Like I said, it should have been a sign. There’s something worrying about a guy who will drink warm beer.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 25 at 08:36 AM • permalink

  130. #63 Wimpy Canadian: Alas hell hath no fury like a classical liberal telling a neo-Marxist like Moonbat where to get off…

    We here in Blighty have endured several years of dry summers and mild winters, and equally endured several years of sermonizing from middle class Stalinists like Moonbat telling us that the end is nigh unless we adapt massive and permanent energy rationing through the creation of global carbon cartels that make OPEC look like libertarians.

    But the world has stopped warming, and if the solar climate hypothesis is correct and predicted future solar cycles will be very weak, it looks like we’re going to get at least 25-30 years of cooling - which is no-one’s idea of fun.

    Posted by John A on 2007 07 25 at 08:56 AM • permalink

  131. #130, John A,

    The earth does what it does, regardless of humans. Here in Oz there are 30 million sheep, 70 million cattle, nobody knows how many camels, goats, dogs, cats, dingoes, quolls, kangaroos, wallabies, emus, tasmanian devils, rats, mice, platypus, ducks, geese, brolgas…well, I could go on for another 20,000 species who live here in our particularly lovely corner of the planet.

    But the beasts far outnumber the humans, and for the life of me I can’t get into the mind of people who’d ditch humans in favour of animals.

    That’s probably just me, though. I’d rather be catching fish or reading a book than analysing thir minds.

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 07 25 at 09:32 AM • permalink

  132. I was going to go and liquidate my retirement and buy solar panels. 

    Then I was going to go and shoot all the cows, because their methane causes global warming.

    Now it’s raining too much in Britain - must be global cooling has caused the atmosphere to release too much water.

    Good I didn’t actually do anything or I’d have made it worse.

    Posted by MarkD on 2007 07 25 at 10:49 AM • permalink

  133. #132 If your income is under $2 million a year, you’re required to do something. If above, please disregard this statement.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 25 at 11:11 AM • permalink

  134. “It wasn’t meant to happen like this.”—Moonbat

    Of course, it was meant to happen like this.

    Do you think the weather gods are going to listen to your predictions of gloom and doom and then react accordingly to fulfill your wishes?

    Ass.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 25 at 07:25 PM • permalink

  135. #131 Maree S
    100 million sheep, 25 million cattle.

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 07 25 at 09:09 PM • permalink

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