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The Talitubbification of Gitmo gourmand David Hicks explained.
(via Raffi)
At the insistence of Congress, the U.S. military has gone to great lengths to ensure that these standard U.S. military meals have been sufficiently modified to comply with the strict requirements of halal, which require that one exclaim “in the name of God, most gracious, most merciful” while slicing through an animal’s neck with a sharp blade. (Halal slaughter requires that the animal be conscious, while most other modern methods of slaughter involve stunning the animal before killing it.)
Surely the Navy butcher is not required to do this?
Oh, that’s beautiful - I’m buying one.
Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 03 29 at 07:08 PM • permalink#4—John Kerry’s company supplies MRE’s… ask him.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 03 29 at 09:02 PM • permalinkAccording to Reuters, Hicks, after coloring his story, will do quite well in Australia.
Well, then there are the movie rights, speaking engagements, book signings, TV appearances and the lot.
As to the “lotto”, pressure from the OZ leftoids means, Hicks will get an additional 2 years at maximum. OR however many crayons it will take, to ‘color’ his story.
If he is allowed to go outside the lines, it will be the two years, if he must stay within the lines, that could take an additional year.
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Gosh. When you get him back, are you sure you guys can feed him that well? Or will he have to complain to the World Court about mistreatment?