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MISSING PERSONS

Michelle Malkin is right; these Persons of the Year selections by Time magazine suck like a million Dysons.

Posted by Tim B. on 12/18/2005 at 11:09 AM
  1. Bono?! The Gates’s?! WTF?  I mean, WTF?!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 12 18 at 12:15 PM • permalink

  2. Wow, Melinda Gates sure is amazing, what with the way she spread her legs for Bill and all.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2005 12 18 at 12:24 PM • permalink

  3. Michelle has a link to Time where you can comment on their choice.  I just did, and not favorably (I echoed your sentiment, richard, but in different terms).  I suggest others do the same.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 12 18 at 12:25 PM • permalink

  4. Time should look on the bright side.  Their Persons of the Year awards are still more prestigious than the Nobel Peace Prize...

    Posted by jic on 2005 12 18 at 12:35 PM • permalink

  5. Time Magazine is a lefty joke anymore.  I subscribed to this magazine for nearly thirty years, but I’ve had enough.

    Bono, for God’s sake?!?  I admit Bill and Melinda have given hundreds of millions in aid to those in need, but they have hundreds of millions to give, and it’s hardly made a dent.  So I can’t see where they’ve changed the world appreciably.  And Bono, for God’s sake?!?

    How about George Bush, or the Coalition Soldier as choices?  People who’ve actually made world changes.  I thought that’s what Person of the Year was supposed to be about.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 12 18 at 12:54 PM • permalink

  6. Time out o’ mind makes choices arrogantly called “Persons of the Year”. Who cares? They ceased to be a serious source of information years ago. Imagine, they include Cindy Sheehan on the list of honorees. What did she accomplish during the year exept obtain the media attention she craves, and she did it by dancing on her son’s grave, by apologizing to the terrorists for killing her son, be demanding that America get out of occupied Iraq and New Orleans, by making common cause with Nazi David Duke and Islamofascist Galloway, and “Time” considers her as having an impact on civilization? The New Left media will use whatever deception is necessary to get its way.

    Posted by stats on 2005 12 18 at 12:54 PM • permalink

  7. The choices were made on Left celebrity and billionaires who give chump change to mostly left causes. I’m shocked Soros didn’t make the list.

    Posted by stats on 2005 12 18 at 12:57 PM • permalink

  8. Correctio to #7. The choices were made on the basis of left celebrity and….

    Posted by stats on 2005 12 18 at 12:58 PM • permalink

  9. Time magazine’s man of the year for 1938?

    Posted by monkeyfan on 2005 12 18 at 01:22 PM • permalink

  10. stats — Be fair, Cindy did not dance on her son’s grave.  She posed on it to sell magazines.  Much more nuanced and sophisticated…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 12 18 at 02:06 PM • permalink

  11. Dave S., that was really uncalled for. Leaving aside whether Mrs. Gates deserves any sort of recognition from anyone, would you want someone talking about your wife that way?

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2005 12 18 at 02:44 PM • permalink

  12. It apparently operates like merit review at work.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2005 12 18 at 03:22 PM • permalink

  13. I agree, subpar lot of mugs to get picked as persons of the year. Apparently, one needs not only to have done good, but to have done well. To the extent these folks have truly benefitted humanity, that’s great; but it’s difficult to believe that their giving was of the sort that “hurt”, however many gazillions they gave away. And are contributions to mankind’s well-being measured only in terms of bank drafts?

    Posted by paco on 2005 12 18 at 03:47 PM • permalink

  14. There’s a dyson born every minute - huge ability to absorb intellectual detritus and store for later use. Tends to look messy when sprayed back onto these pages by visiting trolls “vacuums”.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2005 12 18 at 04:10 PM • permalink

  15. All this junk awards stuff gets entirely too much attention.  Every skeptic who reads the MSM (and the locals) such as Time Mag dot AU (ask Tim), the Dallas Moaning Newts, the WaPo, or the Silly Morning Hilmer, do so in order to be informed about just what the credulous reader is being slyly encouraged to believe is true.  That’s what we’re doing, right?

    Posted by Gerry on 2005 12 18 at 04:37 PM • permalink

  16. Here’s what I sent via Time’s comment thingy:

    Pathetically terrible choices.  Bono, who spent $1000 to fly his hat, and the Gateses, who have made a fortune off screwing the computer user with atrocious software, represent the sort of vanity, PR agent-driven do-gooderism that I suppose is inevitable in this world, but hardly deserves this kind of ass-kissing from a former news-oriented publication.  You will look back in 10 years and be unable to believe that you made such a banal choice in the year of Iraqi democracy.

    Posted by Mike G on 2005 12 18 at 05:16 PM • permalink

  17. menage et trois

    Posted by captain on 2005 12 18 at 06:25 PM • permalink

  18. It should have been Borat for standing up to the Kazakhstani government and encouraging them to “sue that Jew” Sacha Cohen.

    Posted by captain on 2005 12 18 at 06:27 PM • permalink

  19. Wow, Tim!  Those Dysons look really good.  Constant suction and all that!

    Gets my vote for vacuum cleaner of the year.

    Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2005 12 18 at 06:29 PM • permalink

  20. Could we not say “suck like a thousand Hoovers”?

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2005 12 18 at 06:32 PM • permalink

  21. #16, I doubt Time magazine will survive through the pile of s**t it is producing for another 10 years. An Euthanasia ending this year for Time is what I’m requesting for Christmas.

    Posted by stats on 2005 12 18 at 07:28 PM • permalink

  22. Hey #16, wanna bet Time doesn’t publish your note in its selection of the “good” messages it chooses to print?

    Posted by stats on 2005 12 18 at 07:36 PM • permalink

  23. #20 No way!  Dysons have CONSTANT SUCTION.

    Didja see all the crap that the [i]others (obviously including Hoovers) emit into the atmosphere.

    Sorry - Hooover is not Kyoto sanctioned

    Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2005 12 18 at 07:44 PM • permalink

  24. Of course, if they can do something to improve the stability of the hoooover bikes, all will be forgiven

    [perview is my fiend]

    Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2005 12 18 at 07:50 PM • permalink

  25. Here is a good article on Bono not helping Afica:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/15/opinion/15theroux.html?oref=login&pagewanted=all

    [courtesy ]http://www.aldaily.com]

    Posted by IanMc on 2005 12 19 at 01:37 AM • permalink

  26. This stuff is really annoying me.  I just found this on BBC World, its about Bob Geldof but it could easily be Bono:

    “He recently caused controversy in Canada (a G8 nation) when he told Prime Minister Paul Martin not to bother showing up at the G8 meeting in Edinburgh on 6 July unless he was prepared to increase Canada’s foreign aid to 0.7% of GDP.”

    WTF? or maybe the BBC misconstrued his remarks? - probably not.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/4629851.stm

    Posted by IanMc on 2005 12 19 at 01:43 AM • permalink

  27. Yawn. Time magazine is what my grandma reads in the waiting room at the doctor’s office. These non-controversial feel-good group awards are part of the reason it’s morphing into Reader’s Digest.

    Posted by Sarah Brabazon-Biggar on 2005 12 19 at 03:21 AM • permalink

  28. How about George Bush, or the Coalition Soldier as choices?  People who’ve actually made world changes.  I thought that’s what Person of the Year was supposed to be about.

    Sure, Bush may have lost the war in Iraq, destroyed the economy and screwed up the Katrina response but surely you’re not saying he’s as bad as 38’s Hitler or 79’s Ayatollah Khomeini?  Go easy on the guy - he’s far more average than that.

    Posted by champy on 2005 12 19 at 07:21 AM • permalink

  29. Bush may have lost the war in Iraq, destroyed the economy and screwed up the Katrina

    Wow. Do you really believe all that, or are you just going along with the party line?

    Seriously—Iraq is going fine, the economy is growing quite well, and the Katrina response was as good or better than previous hurricanes.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2005 12 19 at 10:33 AM • permalink

  30. Something about Bono in the News -if he performs at the World Cup then his fans have automatically first pick of the tickets thus reducing the pool of tickets.

    Posted by crash on 2005 12 19 at 10:33 AM • permalink

  31. Here’s a real contest. Pick the phrase which best answers “How does Time ragazine select its ‘persons” of the yr?” and win the opportunity to kick the Time Editor-in-Chief around the block. Suggestions:
    a) by holding its nose,
    b) by choosing from the leftovers of the Nobel Peace Prize Contest,
    c) By outsourcing to the Board of “Publicity Grabbers, Inc”, John Kerry, George Galloway, et. al.,
    d) By randomly picking names from “People” Magazine
      I’m sure you all can do better.

    Posted by stats on 2005 12 19 at 12:04 PM • permalink

  32. #28, Chumpy:“Sure, Bush may have lost the war in Iraq, destroyed the economy and screwed up the Katrina response” What world are you living in?
    a)Iraq just had the first real democratic election in the middle east, Sadass is in the docks, barely a ripple from the terrorists during the election, the rate of American casualties is down 80% while that of the insurgents is up 200%, the infrastructure of Iraq is improving daily, schools have been open for over 1.5 years, etc., etc, etc. No defeat here except in your brain.
    b) The USA economy, 4% increase last month, over the year beats every European country, increase of 250,000 jobs last month and I believe a million over the year. (I’m not sure of that.)
    c) Katrina. You are one ignoramus Chimpy. You have no idea of how the Federal System works. The facts are these: The first responder is the Mayor, who failed to follow the evacuation plan, in fact he failed to do ANYTHING except shoot his mouth off. Those of us who have lived in New Orleans for a long time are not surprised. As news reports, buried in the back of the MSM, verify, the President of the USA does not have the authority to act in a state without the permission of the Governor of the state. Bush implored Gov. Banco of LA, a dimwit which makes her fellow imbecile Democrats look like Eiensteins, refused to act and refused permission for Bush to send in troops until it was too late.
      I’m sure facts will not move you as you are more invested in your fantasies than in reality.

    Posted by stats on 2005 12 19 at 12:23 PM • permalink

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