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From the Melbourne Herald Sun, May 21 (link no longer available):

David Hicks won’t be able to see visitors for a week and is under 24-hour video watch while his state of mind is assessed ...

Defence lawyer David McLeod said Hicks wanted to study zoology or ecology. He is reportedly a fan of environmentalist Tim Flannery, the 2007 Australian of the Year.

Flannery has many fans, including a chap at YouTube who asks:

What are electral cycles?

They cause globtral warming.

Posted by Tim B. on 06/19/2007 at 02:42 AM

  1. Hicks will have to religiously practice saying “You know” to make the grade.  For starters incorporating same in daily prayer rituals will assist in modifying and encoding the phrase in his every day vernacular.

    Success will be achieved when he reaches an innate “You know Rate” (UKR) of ten per sentence. 

    Grand masters of this craft have been known to reach a UKR of fifteen per sentence.

    Go for it Davey Mohammed Daewoo!  You too can be another Flummery!

    Posted by Wand on 2007 06 19 at 02:56 AM • permalink

  2. What are electral cycles?

    Hybrid motorcycles?
    The electorate gets a jolt every 3-4 years?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 06 19 at 03:00 AM • permalink

  3. What are electral cycles?

    Def 1. Once every 3 years in Australia (4 years in the US) the voting populace are threatened with electrocution if they don’t vote conservative.

    Def 2. A crude contraption that has not lived up to the promised dream that is the hover car.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 06 19 at 03:02 AM • permalink

  4. The same as menstrual cycles only they come every 3 years or so instead of every 28 days.

    Bugger it, was there to be hit.

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 06 19 at 03:08 AM • permalink

  5. Flannery [in his infuriatingly patronising know-all way]: “(blah blah) meteorologists - these are people who read the weather on television- (blah blah)”.

    Some of these people would probably take exception to his simplistic description of their profession.

    Posted by CO² max on 2007 06 19 at 03:19 AM • permalink

  6. What are electral cycles?

    I think they are the exercise bikes in the first class cabin of a jumbo jet. Flannery is the ideal person to ask about them.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 06 19 at 03:44 AM • permalink

  7. What are electral cycles?

    And this person is forced to vote?  Under the threat of a fine?

    Ain’t nuttin’ lak ‘n ejukated votin’ publick.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 06 19 at 03:52 AM • permalink

  8. What are electral cycles

    Isnt Electra the female equivalent of Oedipus?  i.e. she has the hots for her dad.  So an ‘Electral Cycle’ could be…something rather ghastly?

    Posted by IanMc on 2007 06 19 at 03:56 AM • permalink

  9. Whats the bet he is having a hard time adjusting to a prison environment were the response to most requests is “No, fuck off, I dont care your a maggot”?

    Where he doesnt matter to the average screw, hes just another piece of shit to be ignored till the end of the shift. That might break him more than 3 years of lay-z-boys and good tucker ever did.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 06 19 at 04:56 AM • permalink

  10. David Hicks won’t be able to see visitors for a week and is under 24-hour video watch while his state of mind is assessed ...

    What’s the prob - is he throwing his faeces at the visitors or summit?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 06 19 at 05:03 AM • permalink

  11. David Hicks won’t be able to see visitors for a week and is under 24-hour video watch while his state of mind is assessed ...

    He is reportedly a fan of environmentalist Tim Flannery.

    Yep, always a sure sign of mental instability.

    Posted by Mike_W on 2007 06 19 at 05:27 AM • permalink

  12. Australian of the year,Tim Flannery, has Australia’s terrorist of the year, David Hicks, as a fan.

    Maybe the two of them can get to know each other and declare a Jihad on all those who are non - believers in the increasingly popular religion which goes under various names such as “Climate Change” and “Global Warming”.

    Posted by Dave Wane on 2007 06 19 at 05:27 AM • permalink

  13. Another one from the ‘you have got to be kidding’ file. Hicks’ lawyers are probably on their way to Indonesia now to represent him.

    Posted by AlphaMikeFoxtrot on 2007 06 19 at 05:29 AM • permalink

  14. What’s up with Flannery’s eyes? He looks like a panda bear.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 06 19 at 05:48 AM • permalink

  15. #14

    Two black eyes.
    Gaia’s revenge for not saving that tree in time, maybe?
    Gaia can be a harsh mistress.

    Posted by Mike_W on 2007 06 19 at 05:57 AM • permalink

  16. Zoology! Stone me.  That’s a rigorous science course. It takes brains. Perhaps Hicks thinks it’s a Certificate III at the local TAFE. And even it would be too hard for him.

    Posted by walterplinge on 2007 06 19 at 06:10 AM • permalink

  17. Tim “Rock Botherer” Flannery is commenting on someone’s elses lack of qualification?

    Oh the irony.

    Posted by Rob Read on 2007 06 19 at 06:28 AM • permalink

  18. Poor David, maybe he should look here and find a different ology.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 19 at 07:08 AM • permalink

  19. And in other news Pakistan complains about Salman Rusdhie’s knighthood.

    Bloody literary critics.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 19 at 07:39 AM • permalink

  20. Flannery impersonator here

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 06 19 at 07:59 AM • permalink

  21. No, no, no!  He meant “spectral cycles”, not electral cycles.  Those are cycles with a lot of wheels in impossible positions, kind of like an Escher drawing, meant to be ridden by believers in the phantasmaGORical such as man-made GW, appeasement, winning by surrendering, and fairies.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 06 19 at 08:16 AM • permalink

  22. #19 Surfmaster - Classic line from the Religious Affairs Minister of Pakistan: “The West is accusing Muslims of extremism and terrorism. If someone exploded a bomb on his body, he would be right to do so unless the British government apologizes and withdraws the ‘sir’ title,” ul-Haq said.” ( link). Unwitting irony; it’s one of the major products of the Islamic world today.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 19 at 08:17 AM • permalink

  23. #12

    Australian of the year,Tim Flannery, has Australia’s terrorist of the year, David Hicks, as a fan.

    They swap on Australian Day, 2008

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 06 19 at 08:38 AM • permalink

  24. #22 paco - most normal people would be reviled by the RAM from Pakistans comments, but then in that part of the world there just aint that many normal people.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 19 at 08:52 AM • permalink

  25. Lobotomies for terrorists!

    Posted by 2dogs on 2007 06 19 at 09:07 AM • permalink

  26. electra cycles are Elektra’s monthly “visitor”

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 06 19 at 09:21 AM • permalink

  27. David Hicks won’t be able to see visitors for a week and is under 24-hour video watch while his state of mind is assessed ...

    Assessed? The problem is obvious; he’s a sociopath. Islam was invented for men like him.

    He is reportedly a fan of environmentalist Tim Flannery.

    Recognizes a fellow blowhard?

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 06 19 at 10:15 AM • permalink

  28. Maybe they mean a Harley Davidson Electra Glide??  That’s a grand old ‘cycle!

    Posted by Tex Lovera on 2007 06 19 at 11:11 AM • permalink

  29. #28: Sweet! I love Harleys, but Mrs. Paco hasn’t let me get any closer to owning one than just having a Harley cap.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 19 at 11:23 AM • permalink

  30. Oh man.

    Listen to the part around 4:15 - 4:30.  He says the Aussie coal and uranium industries are conspiring to destroy the world with climate change and WMD.

    Have you noticed the weird way his eyes go buggy every few seconds?  Classic indication of nuttiness.

    Posted by TallDave on 2007 06 19 at 12:15 PM • permalink

  31. Oh, and it’s “too late for debate” and the solutions “won’t cost anyone anything.”

    Well, that solves everything!

    Posted by TallDave on 2007 06 19 at 12:16 PM • permalink

  32. Exactly why one shouldn’t force the “drooling sub-moron” demographic to vote.

    Posted by mojo on 2007 06 19 at 01:51 PM • permalink

  33. #30

    Flannery’s anti-nuke psycho-babble here is a road to Damascus (look out for Antony) turnaround from this

    Would Tim’s stance on this video have anything to do with payments from the WWF and Purves Environmental Fund (WTF?)as mentioned as sponsors at this website? (Bottom left)

    Just asking - because it’s way weird.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 06 20 at 12:08 AM • permalink

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