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A celebratory World Cup soccer gallery from the Bulletin:
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That’s super-styled Ulysses Kokkinos, who played for South Melbourne Hellas in the 1970s. Had it going on, didn’t he? More soccer images here.

Posted by Tim B. on 06/09/2006 at 12:11 PM
  1. His ancestors must have been Spartans, what with a ‘do like that.

    Posted by Mike Jericho on 2006 06 09 at 12:24 PM • permalink

  2. Leaglly, you’re not allowed to wear a hairstyle like that unless accompanied by a bitchin’ leather jacket, shirt open to the waist, and some sort of necklace/medallion.

    Posted by Merlin on 2006 06 09 at 12:48 PM • permalink

  3. Jesus Christ, what IS that thing?!

    Posted by P. Froward on 2006 06 09 at 01:03 PM • permalink

  4. Looks like Tom Jones with a ‘fro wig.

    Posted by Bashir Gemayel on 2006 06 09 at 01:04 PM • permalink

  5. Here’s another photo of him in makeup.

    Posted by Randal Robinson on 2006 06 09 at 01:13 PM • permalink

  6. It’s Bobby Bittman from SCTV!

    Posted by Ed Driscoll on 2006 06 09 at 01:15 PM • permalink

  7. No it’s not!

    That’s Bobby Vinton!

    Tim is just trying to capture some of the Eurocentrist swine demographic.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 06 09 at 01:19 PM • permalink

  8. Jesus H!  It’s like one single dreadlock covering his whole head!

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 06 09 at 02:15 PM • permalink

  9. You couldn’t get away with that today - PETA would be all over you! What kind of dead animal is that on his head?

    Posted by Latino on 2006 06 09 at 02:21 PM • permalink

  10. NOW will you believe me when I say soccer causes degeneracy?

    Posted by SoberHT on 2006 06 09 at 02:23 PM • permalink

  11. Jeez, Tim, warn a body, willya?

    Posted by Achillea on 2006 06 09 at 02:27 PM • permalink

  12. Yes, the Tom Jones look was very “it” back in the day.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 06 09 at 02:37 PM • permalink

  13. Ah!  Ecuador versus Polonia.

    Didn’t “the artist formerly known as ‘Prince’” date somebody known as Polonia?

    So far, the Cental America people have it on uniform style, if nothing else.

    Alemania?
    Polonia?
    Inglaterra?
    Suecia?

    Didn’t any European teams make the grade this time?

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 06 09 at 03:32 PM • permalink

  14. Oh sure, as if any of you don’t have a few pictures from the Seventies or Eighties you’ve buried in the back yard.

    Let’s nip this in the bud right now before it degenerates into a “Show us a picture of your hair style from the Seventies”.  I for one will never let anyone see my blond afro.  My attempt to look like an Ohio version of Christopher Atkins was, shall we say, less than successful.

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 06 09 at 03:43 PM • permalink

  15. Twaddle, wron. I’m sure you’re a dreamboat in any decade.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 06 09 at 04:02 PM • permalink

  16. yojimbo, yes, Prince once dated a woman who lectured him about lending, and the soul of wit.

    Posted by P. Froward on 2006 06 09 at 04:15 PM • permalink

  17. It’s helmet hair!

    Posted by jetson on 2006 06 09 at 04:31 PM • permalink

  18. Good old google :)

    “The Diegos believe one controversial exclusion from the team was the Greek soccer playing God, who in the 70’s starred on the pitch, on the disco floors and with the women - of course we’re talking about the great Ulysses Kokkinos.

    This guy was a cross between George Best, Paolo Di Canio and Paul Gascoigne and had the best head of hair since Vinny Cattogio but still didn’t get nominated. “

    Happy times.

    Posted by rbresca on 2006 06 09 at 05:45 PM • permalink

  19. Whoops you get the good with the bad. Say it aint so Ulysses!!!!

    “Convicted cocaine Trafficker Ulysses Kokkinos has lost his supreme court appeal to have his minimum three year jail sentence reduced.”

    I suppose this explains the hair do - there was about 2kgs of coke in it. However it could of course be another fellow with the same name - I hope so.

    Posted by rbresca on 2006 06 09 at 05:52 PM • permalink

  20. Now you might better understand why we make our players in our version of football wear helmuts.

    Helmuts, I might remind you, that cover their entire heads and faces.

    Matter of fact, they get penalized if they simply take them off and make us look at em while on the field.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 06 09 at 06:31 PM • permalink

  21. Very off topic: Margo’s officially out of the closet

    Posted by Oafish and Infantile on 2006 06 09 at 07:17 PM • permalink

  22. #20, and we make them wear helmets too.  Actually, only the gay ones wear .Helmuts.  (work safe unless you follow the links)

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 06 09 at 07:59 PM • permalink

  23. Get a load of who arrested the cocaine trafficker Ulysses Kokkinos. Alex Baldwin, or as he’s known in North Korea, Aric Bawin.

    Posted by Oafish and Infantile on 2006 06 09 at 08:38 PM • permalink

  24. #22 I thought grimmy was talking about some kind of wearable dog Rebecca - I was just about to organise some tickets and now…..

    #23 - Is there anything the Baldwin clan cannot do? Acting (well attempted acting), boffing Kim Bassinger, political activism (note Alex still lives in Amerikka despite his pledge hmmm) and now arresting affroed drug dealers. I will sleep easier in my flat in St Kilda knowing that he is out there prowling the streets.

    Posted by rbresca on 2006 06 09 at 09:20 PM • permalink

  25. Was his nickname Brillo?

    Posted by rinardman on 2006 06 09 at 09:32 PM • permalink

  26. Can I take the opportunity to thank SBS for their brilliant coverage of the World Cup.

    Great for insomniacs and the sleep deprived disordered amongst us.

    Australians will watch any sport but not necessarily at ungodly hours of the morning.

    Fell asleep during some Bavarians prancing around like pounces last night, so missed both ensuing games. Last World Cup found it difficult to keep my eyes open during rivetting 0-0 draws at 2.00am as it was.Things haven’t changed much, notwithstanding the advent of cable and continuous 24 hour replaying of major sporting events (I think my Fox Footy Channel replays each AFL game at least 10 times ad nauseum).

    So what replays do we get out of World Cup. One game out of three selected by SBS by some unfathomable criteria, and played during peak hour news time. Exceeded in time coverage by reams of boring talking heads and untold minuteae of how some forgotten German city has an excellent toy train exhibition. Today’s replay is an example- an upset is forgone in favour of a predictable major’s win! Wow! Rivetting stuff!!!!

    Refereed this game for 20 years. Refuse to watch it unless compelled. Prefer AFL and Union this year has picked up its bootstraps. Attended all Qld Roar Home games as well as Qld Reds and Broncos (work!) and am amazed when the soccer affionados regard 8,000 as a “good crowd.”

    Must may been a giant leap forward for the recidivists to hand next season’s Aust soccer to Foxtel sports- has someone actually cottoned on to the fact that replaying games 10 times to fill 24 hour programming voids actually has the effect of increasing exposure? Wow! Penny dropped!

    Meanwhile who takes responsibility for handing World Cup coverage exclusively to the Losers at SBS? Even for $10 programming rights, I would have given it to Foxtel Sports and told them to flog each game remorsely.

    Posted by MarshallD on 2006 06 09 at 10:48 PM • permalink

  27. I wanted to call my last kid Ulysses.  Powerful name.
    Unfortunately, as Mrs Entropy crapped on about ‘the fact that no child that she had to go through the pain of delivering would be called “Ulyssess” ’ (I think she actually used the scare quote signs at the time), I had to give up a cherished dream.

    That and we had a girl.

    Posted by entropy on 2006 06 09 at 11:59 PM • permalink

  28. Was actually talking to a kid named Ulysses today.  Much better hair (and much better person—he was turning in a cell phone he’d found).

    Posted by Achillea on 2006 06 10 at 12:07 AM • permalink

  29. Ah, Ulysses - nothing dates faster than the latest thing.

    Posted by Inurbanus on 2006 06 10 at 03:15 AM • permalink

  30. Ulysses is better then Emily.  That’s the name of the poor son of the Greeks living behind us.  Maybe they don’t spell it that way but that’s the way it’s said.  Emily!  He must be about 20 by now.  Poor fellow.

    Posted by Janice on 2006 06 10 at 05:05 AM • permalink

  31. Ah! AH! AH! AH! Stayin’ A-liiiiiiiiive!

    Posted by ushie on 2006 06 10 at 10:06 AM • permalink

  32. What?  No photo of the late Johnny Warren in the picture gallery?

    Posted by Crossie on 2006 06 10 at 11:12 AM • permalink

  33. I’ve found his twin ... not identical but bloody close ...

    Posted by Stevo on 2006 06 10 at 11:43 AM • permalink

  34. Oafish and Infantile — Yes, but is she interested in men or women?

    And what ungodly, New-Jersey-riverwater combination of gels, sprays and shellac do you need to make even vaguely Caucasian hair do something like that?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 10 at 03:46 PM • permalink

  35. How many brillo pads gave their lives for that ‘do?

    Posted by Achillea on 2006 06 10 at 05:45 PM • permalink

  36. Helmut shoulda been helmet. I guess if I’m gonna rely on “hooked on phonics” I should aughta learn to pronounce the dang words proper.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 06 11 at 07:37 PM • permalink

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