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ME FOR A DAY
“To write like Blair, first I must think like Blair.”
Hey, I’m an
illiterate angry redneck misfit
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 01 06 at 12:19 PM • permalinkAs usual, a lefty assumes they possess the higher intelligence, wisdom and humanity.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 01 06 at 12:21 PM • permalinkThe dummy left the comments open to people who wanted to imitate Tim Blair commenters. This is my contribution:
“Nice distraction, Blogfuhrer. Why don’t you and your blogsheep talk about the massacre of 100 billion Iraqi children yesterday by a company of crazed United States Delta Force Marine SEALS firing depleted-uranium MRE’s that I read about on a progressive website today. But no, the Bloghead would rather make cheap and easy points by using actual quotes from progressives and real facts and data. I can’t believe your master Rupert pays you $35,000 a day to run this so-called news service.”
- Miranda Divide
#4 Wimpy Canadian
That bit of self-delusion is something they share with the fascist far right, and in both cases, the “humanity” bit is only applied toward certain preferred groups.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 01 06 at 12:34 PM • permalink#5 paco,
Ordinary logical thought processes interfere with that exercize, don’t they?
=^0
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 01 06 at 12:37 PM • permalinkI guess this British bishop is just a crazy Blairite, too.
#13 paco
Bishop Nazir-Ali has MPACUK seething, so he must be.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 01 06 at 01:03 PM • permalinkBrokenLeftLeg’s privileged and oppressive attitude towards the working class (“bogans”, in his words) is noted. He’ll be the first up against the wall come the revolution.
Posted by Ernst Blofeld on 2008 01 06 at 01:04 PM • permalinkAnd just “Broken Left Leg” ain’t disappointed with the denizens of Blairistan…...
Hey, Busted Left (brain) Lobe has been “fighting mindless conservatism since 1971”.
Apparently he’s a member of the follow on generation of hippies, else he would have claimed 1968 as his start.
PS: BUAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Nice job with those comments, Dave! Keep up the good work, please.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 01 06 at 01:17 PM • permalinkBLLB needed some editing, so I obliged:
1. In the morning you just scan left wing web sites and then link some “interesting” articles (and lunatic rantings) that support your narrow view of the world.
2. Add some snide commentary about conservative/libertarian voices.
3. Let the nutroots go nuts on the site.
4. Pick up the
paychequepaycheck (sorry, but I can’t pronounce that other thing) and then spend it at the nearest Starbucks with all the other jobless progressive wankers. Hopefully professional students.5. Go to bed at night knowing you make some good cash spreading bitterness (and selling doobies to your roommate’s friends).
But to write like Kos, first I must think like Kos.
*Close eyes* and say “I’m an insecure, immature mommy’s boy who doesn’t make my own living, but passes the time by writing a blog for my very small circle of angry delusional misfit ‘friends’.”
There. All
fixedfisked.#21
A little late for Christmas, but maybe we could all pitch in and buy him this perfect gift.Sinatra: “You’re nobody ‘til somebody mocks you.”
Rittenhouse: “He who mocks you remains a nobody.”
Enjoy the traffic, Leg. Things’ll be back to normal soon.
Posted by Rittenhouse on 2008 01 06 at 03:50 PM • permalinkThe guy lives in Victoria, Afghanistan. And he’s worried about the direction the country is taking and has great hope that Rudd will do better.
First, I was unaware that there was a Victoria in Afghanistan. Out of all the cities, towns and tribal areas named in the coverage of the war, I never heard that particular place named. I also didn’t know that when your countrymen voted for Rudd, they were voting for the leader of that poor country.
I was going to leave a really brilliant rejoiner, but I didn’t want to add to his count.
Hopefully 1.618 is about to knock on broken legs door and correct him on a few things.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 01 06 at 07:29 PM • permalinkWhoever the guy imitating 1.6 is, he deserves a severe ass kicking.
Typical joiner, oh Crikey hit the nail on the head! So I’ll post a image from their site and act how clever it is while not giving reason to why I agree with the image.
Posted by Old school on 2008 01 06 at 10:46 PM • permalinkWhy is it that, some lefty bloggers lack rudimentary literacy and research skills? More so, why do they have to add little pictures and ‘effects’ to their musings? Is this a ‘keyboard/papermache heads’ type of thing with these people? Or are the ‘keyboard pics’ a new progressives style for future literary communication? Sort of like electronic cave drawings . . .perhaps?
#43: Why, thank you, Ash; however, sometimes I get tired of being me, and it would be nice to have a stunt-man fill in from time to time.
Meanwhile, more tragic news on the global warming front.
Well, I tried to be like me…but I fear the subliminal message within the parody was lost on this poor, tragic soul.
Still, one must try, mustn’t one?
Posted by MentalFloss on 2008 01 07 at 12:31 AM • permalink#48, Yes, yes it does.
It is customary to employ the services—at a modest stipend to be negotiated over beer, (normally a pilsener, lager or porter)—of any indiviual of Polish descent when engaging of activity of this sort.
I am surprised you, of all people, were unaware of this time-honoured practice!
Posted by MentalFloss on 2008 01 07 at 02:01 AM • permalinkAnd now BLL complains about the Blair-alance - gee
some peoplelefties are never satisfied are they?—Nora
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2008 01 07 at 02:21 AM • permalinkPoor bastard. The best day of his pitiful life is almost over. Tomorrow he must be himself again.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 01 07 at 02:29 AM • permalinkSince he’s a fake Tim Blair, I only gave him a fake cocktail recipe. The good stuff I’ll post here:
Fruit Tingle
15mL blue curacao
30mL vodka
15mL raspberry syrup (or cherry brandy)
soda (or lemonade)
build over ice, top with soda/lemonade—Nora
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2008 01 07 at 02:30 AM • permalink#36, i thought that was I.6 having a LOT of fun! I alsmost started hallucinating from that screed! i should have known she wouldn’t be that textually inconsiderate!
I’m “illiterate”, because a BLL told me so?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Posted by carpefraise on 2008 01 07 at 03:05 AM • permalinkFor those looking for the story about the frozen lizards falling from trees in Florida, here it is. I haven’t seen this myself, but I’ve been indoors most of the week—and this mostly happened in South Florida (I live in Central Florida—there is a difference; for one thing, we have at least one freeze a year, but south of Lake Okeechobee such things are rare events). Anyway, the lizards are not exactly frozen, just sort of stunned by the unusual cold.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2008 01 07 at 03:12 AM • permalinkWell as much as Id like to parody leftists its bloody hard to beat their own crap such as this.
That would be democratic in the same way its DRPC and stuff wouldnt it.
Crap like this
“..Only a minority can ever get rich under capitalism because the system itself is based on taking wealth not giving..”How can anyone parody this?
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 01 07 at 05:29 AM • permalink# 61 Parody. So my brother with a freakish genetic predisposition to shaping wood finally gives in the farm because of his bad back. Doesn’t own much but with his horticultural degree and a wife who knows how to save they have kept their noses above water. Now he has to do the wood thing to make a buck and well he does it. Very well in fact, so much so that he struggles to fill orders such is the demand. But with local opposition keeping the prices ‘honest’ he says my work is better than the others and ups the ante. More work follows and so on. The web page order form is blocked out for 18 months. Now business students could suggest a multitude of ways that he could grow the business and become even more wealthy, but he is happy doing what he is doing now.
Why’s this a parody on free enterprise?
If my dope smoking, labor voting brother with his greener than green wife can elicit such success without a government moron getting in the way at any level, then we all deserve such freedom to make a buck.
The lefties MUST have invisible, intelligent blogs! How can we be sure? Because we can’t see them! Therefore they must exist!)
Meanwhile, back in the real world:
The SMH (Saturday) managed to dish out lots of misguided theses. Marr went on, and on, and on, and on about Fred Nile, who is really bad for being an elected Christian. Fred’s other disqualification, Marr argued, was the small size of his, er ... mandate?
Perhaps Marr could explain how Bob Brown gets so much adoring and uncritical National coverage from the media when Brown is in the Senate from Tasmania! Never seen anyone criticise him for having stuff-all in the way of votes.
In the Business Section Michael Evans went on, and on, and on, and on with the Mr Creosote comparison - his theory being that our economy was full to bursting. Having lived through the media’s scary Asian Economic Meltdown and the Millenium Bug-Monster, I am cautious when confronted with “imminent disaster” news stories. There may be a downturn coming - today’s stockmarket certainly panicked. It’s what they do. Downturns come around periodically. The Mr. Creosote analogy wears thin pretty fast – Evans couldn’t let it go, though. He must have been so proud of it.It’s not my best but still, I hope someone over there tries to imitate my illiterate redneckery. You know, just to show how it’s done…
Appeal to BLL Blog Readers:
Before You Hurt Yourselves,
Please Stop the Madness!You Broken Left Leggers all share
A passion to mimic Tim Blair;
But though you may sprain
Each Broken Left brain,
You don’t seem to get anywhere.Your pitiful rate of success
Is probably due, more or less,
To lack of IQ,
So if I were you,
I’d save myself further distress.#68 - Lyle, you should hit the refesh button.
Posted by mr creosote on 2008 01 07 at 08:14 AM • permalinkOver at BLL I mean. Some suckhole has been writing terrible limericks.
Posted by mr creosote on 2008 01 07 at 08:14 AM • permalinkAnyway, the lizards are not exactly frozen, just sort of stunned by the unusual cold.
Much as Cincinnatians are falling over today, stunned by today’s weather. The prediction is we’ll hit 70F. Last Thursday night, it was 12F.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2008 01 07 at 09:23 AM • permalinkI wonder what it is about us that they find so attractive
Methinks that it’s like a moth to flames, Skeeter.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 01 07 at 10:16 AM • permalink#41: I believe, good Paco, that if anyone tried to imitate Habib, Habib would find them.
And hurt them.
Which would be quite entertaining, wouldn’t it?
Elizabeth
Imperial KeeperPosted by Elizabeth Imperial Keeper on 2008 01 07 at 01:45 PM • permalinkPlease Contribute Generously to
Save the Stiff Lizard Foundation[JULIA CHILDS VOICE] Save the lizard! [/JULIA CHILDS VOICE]
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2008 01 07 at 03:40 PM • permalink#66 aaron,
1.6 doesn’t need to swear to get laughs.
Posted by mythusmage on 2008 01 08 at 10:50 PM • permalink
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