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“MAY ALLAH PLUCK THEIR EYES OUT QUICKLY”
As is their wont, Farouk and Achmed discuss matters philosophical.
Wacko:
Yeah, Jules is a keeper. He’s one of the few, like our own Mr Tim, who’s specifically not meant to be included when I’m ranting on about how journalists are treasonous scum.
If you dig back into his archives a few months, you’ll find his postings on his time as an embed with a mechanized unit in opening phase of the war. Good reading.
#8, paco:
I got out of the habit of commenting there due to alphie fatigue.
Traitors and enemy sympathizers really do get under my skin. I so resent the fact that we must still refrain from rendering them according to law and tradition that it is nearly impossible for me to “play nice” with them.
RebeccaH, El Cid and Saltydog do a good job of containment. No need for me to risk loosing it and spewing my hatred and desire to see him and all his filthy ilk dangling lifeless from gibbets.
Thanks Grimmy. Will take your recommendation and do some reading when I am recovering from my Friday night hangover tomorrow morning early.
I have now read a grand total of two pieces of Jules’ work up to now.
Have been reading Tim’s stuff,( hard copy only), for a long while though. I get my kids to read his work when I reckon they need a dose of reality ,(and a laugh).
Anecdote: My 15 year old son says earnestly to me last night that his 16 year old sister “believes all that global warming garbage you know Dad.” He went on ” Our teachers never stop ranting about it…” I said to him “look mate take the pragmatic approach. Don’t write what you believe - write what they want to hear or you’ll get low marks. He said ..“too late Dad. I wrote an essay saying that the global warming thing was unproven and that there was a lot of people who didn’t believe it, and I got a lousy mark for it .”
” For this I’ll let you off…” and I said to him ” Write what they want to hear mate”. ” Just don’t believe a word of it.”
;) It’s Y2K revisited !”O/T but Farouk and Achmed wouldnt approve of this either.
“A locally-made TV drama discusses the trend of wealthy Saudi women having affairs with their male drivers. A friend here told me that he had attended a lesbian party in Jeddah with hundreds of women, cocaine, hashish, strippers and techno music.”Its from an article by Ant Lowenstein in the gruinaid so you know it must be true.
Hes also been to Iran lately as well.
“For many westerners, the concept of Islam at the heart of a prosperous nation is too much to bear. It’s a sad indictment of many post 9/11 mindsets. “Ant loooves them…
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 05 at 07:39 PM • permalinkDear Colonel
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I woke up with inspiration. No puffy shirt but I think you’ll like it.
Colonel, what talent! It even looks like me but with shorter hair style and I’m wearing Tim B’s puffy pirate shirt for him as he must have pulled me from overboard! Tim Blair looks hot even without the tandoori tan!
Paco, that’s so funny! TY ty colonel xxx
Tim Blair, there’s a present for you
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But I did not shoot the muftiPosted by Evil Pundit on 2007 07 05 at 09:48 PM • permalinkHow about some border security? Anybody else think that might be a good place to start with respect to reforming immigration policy? How about you guys at the Wall Street Journal? Are stories like this irrelevant, i.e., merely “anecdotal”, or do you just plain not give a damn?
#23 El Cid
Did someone say alphie?
Cognitive think and reason scale, from top, to bottom.
Moron
Imbecile
Idiot
Invertebrate
Amoeba
alphieYou do those others a disservice: they cannot help their intellectual inadequacies, alpee’s is self-inflicted.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 06 at 03:42 AM • permalinkYou left out “pond scum”.
One level above the Alphtard.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 06 at 04:39 AM • permalinkActually I think pond scum should be above the amoeba…
I agree with you, RebeccaH, that the only thing that works is to starve them of attention. Like you, I sometimes can’t resist, but the ‘tard doesn’t ever reply to me—perhaps because I only speak about him, not to him, or perhaps because I try to use a few slightly big words. Honestly I think I stumped him the other day with “fathom.” Or maybe it was “implication.”
On a somewhat more serious note, you made a (good) comment to alphie over at Jules’s place the other day and added “if you’re a collection of jihadis, the point still applies.”
I wonder if that might be the case. I assume you were referring to the part of the al Queda instruction manual that instructed junior jihadis to infiltrate chat rooms and the like. As I recall the instructions were to use an American-sounding name, not mention world affairs, but talk about how terrible the West is as part of trying to demoralize us.
It’s easy to see patterns when they aren’t there, but I noticed two or three of these perpetually clueless commenters recently bringing up our past treatment of Native Americans, referred to of course as genocide, within a day of each other, in threads on conservative blogs where the topic was out of context. I think it was “elvis” and “copithorne” and maybe “alphie” as well.
This theory that they are operatives would explain why they don’t get certain references and certain words, and why they seem to thrive on negative attention.
Of course those could also be symptoms of pure idiocy. As discussed.
Posted by sarah rolph on 2007 07 06 at 08:40 AM • permalink#30, Sarah, someone else had mentioned that alphie might be a collection of jihadi homeboys faithfully vandalizing the net, and I merely followed up. alphie seems like a personality disordered loner most of the time, but sometimes he sounds almost intelligent, and that makes me suspect that “he” is really “them”. Either that, or he’s got multiple personalities.
rebeccaH—or the court has succeeded in temporarily forcing him back on his meds.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 07 at 12:44 PM • permalink
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I must have missed sometheing: what happened to Ali? Did he become a Shahid?