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MARGINALISATION CHALLENGE

Oxford Research Group researchnik Chris Abbott’s new book repeats the usual nonsense:

Abbott says terrorism is clearly not the greatest threat to world security. A far bigger danger will come from climate change, with the large-scale displacement of people, and food and water shortages; the competition for increasingly scarce resources like oil; the marginalisation of most of the world’s population, a key factor in the growth of terrorism ...

If most of the world’s population is marginalised, wouldn’t they be ... majoritised? Yet Abbott has some heavyweight support:

The book is backed by Archbishop Desmond Tutu, centre-left former British Labour MP Clare Short and musician Brian Eno.

Your challenge: identify three figures in the fields of religio-activism, leftoid politics and 70s crap rock who are even more marginal than Tutu, Short, and Eno. Bonus points for naming the hypothetical book backed by your loser trio.

(Via Kae)

Posted by Tim B. on 11/08/2007 at 10:27 AM
  1. Bonus points for naming the hypothetical book backed by your loser trio.

    “Nasty, Brutish and Short?”

    Posted by Mike G on 2007 11 08 at 10:41 AM • permalink

  2. How will a warmer, wetter climate with more CO2 result in food shortages? Historically, those conditions have resulted in food surpluses from longer growing seasons and faster growth.

    The epitome of this was during the MCO, when Native Americans with only a handful of crops (and only one grain, and not an ideal grain at that) were able to build a cultural powerhouse that touched just about every place between the Smokies and the Rockies, centered on a city of 10,000. They had only stone age technology, didn’t use the wheel, and the only domestic animal they had was the dog.

    Surely we can do better, right?

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 11 08 at 10:42 AM • permalink

  3. Presiding Bishop Katharine Jefferts Schori,
    Bianca Jagger and Gary Glitter.

    Warm Touchy-Feeliness:  It’s for the Children’s Sake

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 11 08 at 10:46 AM • permalink

  4. Well, i don’t want to brag, but my new book “Night Train: Find Salvation Through The Sweet Juice” is coming out soon, and Leif Garrett, Mike Dukakis and Jim Bakker all have given it a big bottoms up.

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 11 08 at 10:54 AM • permalink

  5. Pretty much summed up by Gerard Henderson’s response to the hackademics predicting a splintering of the Oz Federal Liberal party into separate parties, should it lose the upcoming election:

    a bunch of amateurs who should get out of the library and into the real world ... ((Oz) political parties are a small-to-medium business and can’t afford such).

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 08 at 10:57 AM • permalink

  6. Fred Phelps, Mark Latham, and Harry Belafonte.

    “Beyond Belief:  How Idiots Are Becoming A Bigger Threat To Civilization Than Terrorism Or Climate Change.”

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 11 08 at 10:58 AM • permalink

  7. The Berrigan Brothers, Cynthia McKinney, and Terry Jacks

    Posted by Attmay on 2007 11 08 at 11:02 AM • permalink

  8. Tim Costello, Judas Priest and Joan Kirner:

    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 08 at 11:14 AM • permalink

  9. My Merry Oldsmobile: Staying Afloat Politically Through Inquests, Scandals and George Bush’s Fascist Night, by Senator Edward M. Kennedy

    Father Daniel Berrigan: “Spiritually profound.”

    Ramsey Clark: “The high-water mark of progressive political sensibility”.

    Keith Richards: “Fook! This is flour! Hey, Mick, this is fookin’ flour, man! We been screwed!”

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 08 at 11:26 AM • permalink

  10. “How Hollywood saved Western Civilization”
    Sean Penn: “Now this is speaking truth to power”
    Tim Robbins:“A chronicle of the courageous left in entertainment.”
    Snoop Dog:“It’s da shizzle”

    Posted by greene on 2007 11 08 at 11:36 AM • permalink

  11. Gotta say, Eno may be marginal to ‘70s crap-rock, but he was central to Roxy Music’s indispensable first two albums and the Talking Heads’ indispensable Remain in Light. His own first two solo albums are indispensable as well.

    Of course, he hasn’t anything worth hearing in all the many years since Wrong Way Up with John Cale (1990); that one was OK. His most widely heard music since then was the irritating new-agey startup music that Windows 95 played (no joke, that was Eno). And his political views have always been the moronic bullshit you’d expect from a great musician. I’d rather listen to Blair sing than listen to Eno jabber incoherently about politics or climate science.

    But give the man his due.

    Posted by Don't Bogart that Midget, Comrade! on 2007 11 08 at 11:38 AM • permalink

  12. Short was recently blaming Israel for global warminmg - google if you don’t believe me!

    Posted by McAnzac on 2007 11 08 at 11:41 AM • permalink

  13. Damn, 70’s crap rock. I missed that .
    How about Jackson Browne: “After an afternoon of smoke and wine , I came to the realization that this is the most important literary work in the last 100 yrs.”

    Posted by greene on 2007 11 08 at 11:46 AM • permalink

  14. Bishop John Selby Spong, Germaine Greer and Karlheinz Stockhausen.

    “Rescuing the Alternative Planet”

    Posted by McAnzac on 2007 11 08 at 11:49 AM • permalink

  15. Jesse Jackson, Ramsey Clark and Bonnie Raitt.

    Posted by Damian P. on 2007 11 08 at 11:55 AM • permalink

  16. One last time .
    Mullah Omar says: “I can’t read English you infidel dogs. I kill you all “.
    Please substitute the mullah for Sean Penn.

    Posted by greene on 2007 11 08 at 11:57 AM • permalink

  17. How will a warmer, wetter climate with more CO2 result in food shortages?

    Never mind that - what about oil shortages? Is global warming going to push it deeper underground?

    These people are insane.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 11 08 at 12:50 PM • permalink

  18. You want crap? I got world-beating drek: Jackson flogged algore’s Earth in the Balance. Almost as bad as Debbie Boone playing a jailed hooker, which she did, also in the 70s.

    Posted by Gary from Jersey on 2007 11 08 at 01:08 PM • permalink

  19. Cardinal Roger Mahoney, Dr. Howard Dean and Boy George put their heads together and come up with:

    “A Brief History of Perverse Bullshit”

    Woops! Spilled over into the 80s there. I spent the 1970s listening to pre-1960 music.

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 11 08 at 01:17 PM • permalink

  20. Clare Short: center left?

    Clare Short’s book, An Honourable Deception?: New Labour, Iraq, and the Misuse of Power, was released on 1 November 2004. It is an account of her career in New Labour, most notably her relationship with Tony Blair, the relationship between Blair and Gordon Brown and the build up to the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

    In December, 2004, Short was reportedly critical of U.S. efforts to dispense aid to countries devastated by a tsunami caused by a massive earthquake in the Indian Ocean. She is quoted as stating that the formation of a group of countries led by the United States for this purpose was a challenge to the role of the United Nations, which she believed was uniquely qualified for the task

    I’ve got no problem with center-left persons for the most part, but she appears to be merely an idiot who believes in the U.N.

    Link

    Posted by RyanOH on 2007 11 08 at 01:38 PM • permalink

  21. L. Ron Hubbard, Dennis Kucinich and Ozzie Osborne.

    Posted by Latino on 2007 11 08 at 01:42 PM • permalink

  22. Isn’t there a way to persuade these people to watch “The Great Global Warming Swindle”?

    Last night, I saw it all the way through for the first time.  Despite lefty comments to the contrary, it appears most of the world’s actual educated, trained, have-done-the-research climatologists are of the belief that human-generated CO2 has little to do with Gerbil Warning.  This includes the lead scientist of the IPCC.

    Don’t the lefties like Tutu, Short, Gore, Eno, Crow, etc realize that only a moron could believe…  Oh, wait.  Never mind.

    Posted by Winger on 2007 11 08 at 01:53 PM • permalink

  23. William Sloane Coffin, Michael Foote and Crosby/Nash.

    Both Feet in the Grave.

    Posted by Clubbeaux on 2007 11 08 at 02:37 PM • permalink

  24. L. Ron Hubbard, Dennis Kucinich and Ozzie Osborne.

    Whoah, whoah, whoah! I have some respect for Ozzie, who doesn’t pretend to be anything he’s not.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 11 08 at 03:10 PM • permalink

  25. “Blair’s Law: the General Theory of Irrelativity”

    Helen Caldicott: “I’ve pretty much wasted my life.”
    Angela Davis: “I’d be happy to plug your book on my tour of college campuses, you capitalist, racist pig. Now what’s my cut?”
    John Denver: “Far out! I just wish I wasn’t so dead.”

    Posted by Merlin on 2007 11 08 at 03:12 PM • permalink

  26. I’ve got a lot of time for Eno, but like most musicians, he’s in trouble the moment he stops singing and starts talking. He’s turning into the Harold Pinter of music. Of course, if I only listened to music by people I agree with, the only albums on my iPod would be by Megadeth and KISS.

    Posted by rick mcginnis on 2007 11 08 at 03:13 PM • permalink

  27. ...and the Nuge. Can’t forget the Nuge.

    Posted by rick mcginnis on 2007 11 08 at 03:14 PM • permalink

  28. How to make a million and be a happy working family, by Kevin and Therese
    and Bob and Blanche.

    Posted by Big Arnie on 2007 11 08 at 03:18 PM • permalink

  29. John Edwards’ radiant hair is the bigest threat to the planet.

    Posted by Room 237 on 2007 11 08 at 03:20 PM • permalink

  30. #26 Noice choices Rick. Megadeth especially are awesome.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 08 at 03:21 PM • permalink

  31. Ernest Angley, Idi Amin, Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods

    “Helter Shelter: Sustainable Home Building the Manson Family Way” by Lynette ‘Squeaky’ Fromme

    Posted by iowahawk on 2007 11 08 at 03:29 PM • permalink

  32. “Moore Hot Wind: A history of warmening induced weight gain and political irrelevance” reviewed and endorsed by Gough well may be say Whitlam,
    the most Rev. Little Richard and Spinal Tap.

    Posted by 81Alpha on 2007 11 08 at 03:39 PM • permalink

  33. OT:

    In this year’s Weblog Awards, Tim’s down by 21 puny little votes, Blairites. And there’s only TWO HOURS LEFT. Get out and vote or be forever scorned!

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 11 08 at 03:48 PM • permalink

  34. Ahh, Brian Eno, perfect music with which to drive over a cliff.

    Posted by JAFA on 2007 11 08 at 03:59 PM • permalink

  35. Madeleine Albright
    Jimmy Swaggart
    the Knack

    Posted by missred on 2007 11 08 at 04:00 PM • permalink

  36. oops forgot the bonus
    Madeleine Albright
    Jimmy Swaggart
    the Knack

    Ariel Sharona and the Gaza Stripper

    Posted by missred on 2007 11 08 at 04:11 PM • permalink

  37. #24 Rob, I had second thoughts about Ozzie as I was sending that, but I was in a hurry.

    Posted by Latino on 2007 11 08 at 04:25 PM • permalink

  38. #33. Tim now only 13 votes down, less than an hour left.

    Posted by JAFA on 2007 11 08 at 04:32 PM • permalink

  39. Only six votes down.  Get crackin’!

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 11 08 at 04:39 PM • permalink

  40. I am sending the link to friends to get them to vote

    Posted by missred on 2007 11 08 at 04:47 PM • permalink

  41. Now THAT’s what I’m talkin’ about!

    :^)

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 11 08 at 04:53 PM • permalink

  42. Ahead by ONE with an hour to go!

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 11 08 at 05:00 PM • permalink

  43. #33
    Looks like Tim beat the sexist blog by 1 vote!

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 08 at 05:02 PM • permalink

  44. Bishop John Spong, Jeremy Rifkin and Glen Frey.

    Posted by Pat Patterson on 2007 11 08 at 05:05 PM • permalink

  45. Reverend Sun Myung Moon,Ralph Nader and Captain Beefheart came together today to launch
    ‘We aint giving em back- how the left won the White House, the Lodge and Number 10’

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 08 at 05:09 PM • permalink

  46. On Auntie this a.m.: Ex Labor leader, Mark Latham, dumps on Labor in The Bulletin: A Rudd Labor Government would be more conservative than he is portraying, as they won’t be able to deliver on stated key policy differences from the current Liberal Govt.

    Very much ‘me too’ ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 08 at 05:09 PM • permalink

  47. I will alert my friend, preview to vote for the Written Proof that de Brito is a Dickhead blog.

    BTW A tip earlier in the week from the ever-reliable crikey that the Daily Telegraph was to tip a bucket on nice Mr Rudd today has proven off the mark. However, seems unlikely to me that Rudd’s elaborate genital piercings can possibly remain secret for much longer.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 11 08 at 05:18 PM • permalink

  48. 46-egg-  I’m trying to keep the contents of my stomach down after hearing this line on AM:

    ‘Yes Kevin Rudd can do this to teenage girls’ cue teenage girls squealing in a pantswetting frenzy of excitement.

    please don’t add Mark Latham into the mix :)

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 08 at 05:21 PM • permalink

  49. 47- Rudd’s elaborate genital piercings can possibly remain secret for much longer.

    He has genitals?- I thought he was a non threatening anatomically incorrect model, like Ken.

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 08 at 05:26 PM • permalink

  50. #46
    The Bulletin Financial Review

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 08 at 05:31 PM • permalink

  51. #48 eenie
    ... and on news grabs yesterday, too, FFS!

    Schoolie groupies for the Rudder, please ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 08 at 05:34 PM • permalink

  52. On this issue of ‘global warming is a worse threat than terrorism’, one bit of moonbat logic always defeats me: they maintain that (a) wars will break out over decreasing resources like water and dry land (sic), but (b) the first world can high-handedly deny industrialization to the developing world indefinitely and without any negative consequences, not even some hurt feelings.  The developing world will apparently go to war over water, but never over coal.  No blood for, er, coal!

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 11 08 at 05:38 PM • permalink

  53. Life Is

    Tutu, Short & E’no.

    (sorry, I just read their names and it popped into my head!)

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 08 at 05:42 PM • permalink

  54. Isn’t this bloke the current darling of Hollywood “progressives”

    I can feel a Zimbabwe coming on….

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 11 08 at 05:45 PM • permalink

  55. I’m not at all worred by the unstable globe, it’s the unstable people in the upper eschelons who worry me.

    (I see TRJS has covered this at #6.)

    #7 Whatchoo got against Terry Jacks?

    Goodbye to you, Gaia my friend.
    We’ve known each other since I first began.
    Together we climbed hills and trees.
    Learned of love and ABC’s,
    skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
    Goodbye my friend, it’s hard to fly,
    with all the CO2 gathering in the sky,
    Now that the heat is in the air.
    Polar bears drown everywhere.
    When you see them I’ll be there.
    We had joy, we had fun, we lost icefloes in the sun.
    But the floes that we climbed
    were just melting all the time.

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 08 at 05:54 PM • permalink

  56. If you haven’t voted in the last 24 hours, get over there and vote for Tim. He’s ahead by a few votes but you people must know how to stuff ballot boxes.

    Posted by Retread on 2007 11 08 at 05:56 PM • permalink

  57. #46 & 49
    I heard it too.
    I woulda puked, but I was driving during AM.

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 08 at 06:04 PM • permalink

  58. Teens scream for KRudd (AM Audio now here). One teen questioned Rudd about stopping live exports.

    These kids are really clueless, aren’t they.

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 08 at 06:07 PM • permalink

  59. #56 polls are closed and it’s Blair by 22 votes!

    #55 very nice work

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 08 at 06:09 PM • permalink

  60. Tutu Rudd U2:

    U2METutu

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 08 at 06:17 PM • permalink

  61. At least Eno is honest about climate change being a stalking horse for a one world (socialist) government.

    http://www.edge.org/q2007/q07_13.html

    Posted by phil_b on 2007 11 08 at 06:27 PM • permalink

  62. #59 hehe

    All Men Aren’t Losers Liers*

    *Except Sam de Brito?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 08 at 06:28 PM • permalink

  63. #59 re #55 Hear! Hear!

    #62 Liars even ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 08 at 06:38 PM • permalink

  64. O/T Did anyone else link to this at Bolta’s about Phatty’s push to return stolen antiquities. Hypocrite! (Phatty, I mean.)

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 08 at 06:42 PM • permalink

  65. Or in his case, Hippo-crit!

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 08 at 06:43 PM • permalink

  66. Perhaps slightly O/T

    John Coleman, founder of The Weather Channel, writes of Global Warming,

    It is the greatest scam in history. I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. Global Warming; It is a SCAM.

    Read the rest here.

    Posted by Janice on 2007 11 08 at 06:45 PM • permalink

  67. Slightly O/T
    Another “prize” to avoid like the plague.

    Blix awarded Sydney Peace Prize

    Such a prestigious list to join. And in yet another Blairs law moment Bishop Tutu has been a winner in earlier years.

    A list of winners and what they Really won for.
    2006 Irene Khan , Secretary General of Amnesty International: For continuing to claim Australia is a country of heartless fascists.
    2005 Olara Otunnu, United Nations Under Secretary General for Children and Armed Conflict: Hows darfur working out for you eh?
    2004 Arundhati Roy, author and human rights campaigner. Ill let her speak for herself, “We don’t have to choose between Imperialism and Terrorism, we have to choose what form of resistance will rid us of both.”
    2003 Dr Hanan Ashrawi, Founder and Secretary General of the Palestinian Initiative for the Promotion of Global Dialogue and Democracy (MIFTAH): And thats working how??
    2002 Mary Robinson, UN High Commissioner for Human Rights, former President of Ireland: See the 2006 winner.
    2001 Sir William Deane AC KBE, former Governor General of Australia: As above
    2000 Xanana Gusmão, East Timorese leader, currently (2004) President of East Timor. A leftist but maybe worthy winner?
    1999 Archbishop Desmond Tutu. For his work as Chairman of South Africa’s Truth and Reconciliation Commission. Watch out Al hes got a Nobel as well!!
    Heres a link to the prize site.
    Funny the site has no mention of who selects the winners. Wonder if precious phil is involved somewhere.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 11 08 at 06:49 PM • permalink

  68. Bishop Gene Robinson, Tom HaydenYusuf Islam.

    Bareback on the Peace Train to a Democratic Society

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 11 08 at 07:10 PM • permalink

  69. (a) The Chairperson of the Archbishop of Canterbury’s Committee on Interfaith Dialogue
    (b) Peter Breen
    (c) Mark Holden Michael Gudinski

    Posted by monaro on 2007 11 08 at 07:23 PM • permalink

  70. Wait, do they have to be alive? Because I think ElRon is dead. My vote has to be:
    Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson, and Dennis Kucinich in praise of “Oppressed by the Man: A Call for Sanity”.

    Posted by brett_l on 2007 11 08 at 07:24 PM • permalink

  71. Kae, (reaches out to kiss the back of your hand as a formal way of greetings)

    Óscar Romero, archbishop
    José Guilherme Merquior
    Cat Stevens

    Posted by gin&tonic on 2007 11 08 at 07:25 PM • permalink

  72. Hurray for Tim! What was up with the nearest contender, anyhow? That blog - what is it? All Men Are Liars? - was consistently behind Tim by a fairly comfortable margin until the last couple of days.

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 08 at 07:25 PM • permalink

  73. Jesse Jackson, Dennis Kucinich, Michael Jackson

    Play That Funky Music (White Boy)

    IN BOOK FORM of course. Jesse looks at the other two and thinks..“which one”?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 08 at 07:40 PM • permalink

  74. Well I have always liked Eno’s music. I vote for Cat Stevens.

    His song I’m Gonna Get Me a Gun was maybe precient; but does he now recoil in horror at the thought of his I Love My Dog. His The First Cut Is the Deepest should have been a warning sign of his islamist leanings. But then there were so many signs Foreigner and Buddha and the bulldozer

    Also, I vote for him as the religious loonie. So that leaves me a leftoid…hmmm…yes, Jimmah Carer.

    OK, but they wouldn’t write a book, they’d form a band The Allah Cats an d their first hit would be ....

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 11 08 at 07:40 PM • permalink

  75. .. #74 that’s jimmah Carter with a glotal stop car’er; well known attribute of franco-cocknies.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 11 08 at 07:42 PM • permalink

  76. How about

    The demented politician:  Dennis Kucinich

    The religious faker:    Muktada al-Sadr    

    The musician:              Marilyn Manson

    The book:  Moonbat outta Hell

    ps- why do we never see these three guys on stage at the same time??

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 11 08 at 07:46 PM • permalink

  77. My legal council informs me that what I actually meant to say was Leo Sayer.

    Posted by monaro on 2007 11 08 at 07:55 PM • permalink

  78. OT

    Virginia Man Found Dead, Buried Under Pile of Peanuts

    Phewwwww, for a moment I thought Paco, had whacked Carter.

    Fox News

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 08 at 07:59 PM • permalink

  79. G&T
    See #68: Yusuf Islam.

    Cheers

    Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 11 08 at 08:05 PM • permalink

  80. Jim Jones, Jim Carter, Jim Morrison

    The book: By Jimminy!

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 11 08 at 08:08 PM • permalink

  81. “All I really need to know about the environment I learned in kindergarten”

    Religious cult leader - L. Ron Gore
    Leftard political hack and pseudo scientist - Tim Flannery
    Cross eyed musical retard - Pink

    Posted by bondo on 2007 11 08 at 08:15 PM • permalink

  82. Margo Kingston, Phillip Adams and Tim Costello.

    “NOT HAPPY JOHN!”

    Posted by ChrisPer on 2007 11 08 at 08:15 PM • permalink

  83. Ha! What puny efforts- I’ve got a dingbat that cover all three categories- I give you the Member for Kingsford Smith, an un-reconstructed Maoist, God-botherer and former lead epileptic in an unlamented surf-punk band that smoked too many cricketballs and discovered the activist market.

    My title? “Midnight Oil- One Fossil Fuel That Should Be Sequestered”.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 08 at 08:19 PM • permalink

  84. #78: No foul play involved? Ha! That’s not the way I hear it.

    Witnesses describe a well-dressed stranger seen around the premises about the time of the mysterious death. A police artist, drawing upon comments from the witnesses, created this sketch of the suspect.

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 08 at 08:22 PM • permalink

  85. Yusuf’s new rejigged Longer Boats:

    Splodeydopes are coming to kill you
    They’re coming to kill you, they’re coming to kill you
    Splodeydopes are coming to kill you
    Hold on to that thought,

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 08 at 08:33 PM • permalink

  86. Eno on the future, from the link provided by phil_b:

    The bottom-up lesson of Darwinism, so difficult for previous generations, comes more naturally to the current generation. There is a real revolution in thinking going on at all cultural levels: people comfortably cooperate to play games for which the rules have not yet been written with people they’ve never met, listen to music and look at art which is emergent, not predetermined, and accept the wiki model of the open-source evolution of knowledge.

    To which I have to say: wha? Artists love wrap themselves in this downy cushion of meaningless anecdote and theory, complete with obligatory buzzwords. (Wiki? - is this the meta of the 00s?)

    Posted by rick mcginnis on 2007 11 08 at 08:37 PM • permalink

  87. #67, when I think of Blix, I think of This guy.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 11 08 at 08:45 PM • permalink

  88. Al Sharpton, Cheryl Kernot, and The Boomtown Rats

    Keeping the Bastards Unelected: A Guide to Radical Income Redistribution in the 21st century.

    Posted by Behemoth on 2007 11 08 at 08:54 PM • permalink

  89. #87- I always think of this.

    I also thought the name “Vita Brix” a great name for a cereal of no nutritional, digestive or eliminatory value whatsoever, but which certainlty appears to be doing something.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 08 at 08:55 PM • permalink

  90. 84

    rotflmao….to funny, my man…to funny.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 08 at 08:55 PM • permalink

  91. Former Senator Vince Gair, Australian test cricketer Johnny Watkins and chanteuse, 
    Cleo Laine have all endorsed my book: Scat - The Art of the Double Entendre.

    Posted by Pig Head Sucker on 2007 11 08 at 09:05 PM • permalink

  92. Alright, how about Archbish Peter Carnley, “Red” Ted Theodore and Izxy Dye, all heartily endorsing ” The Deep, Lasting and Influential Effect on Queensland Culture Caused by Dickheads Wafting in From Down South”.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 08 at 09:37 PM • permalink

  93. Or maybe Peter Hollinsworth, Bob Collins and William Shakespeare, heartily promoting “Defending Yourself From Kiddyfiddling Blues- How To Assure A Jury they Look Over 16”.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 08 at 09:42 PM • permalink

  94. Ok here is my pick

    Brian and Bobbie Houston (senior pastors Hillsong Sydney)

    Mark Latham (discraced polli incapable of keeping his thoughts to himself)

    Mark Holden (need I say more)

    Get rich or die trying - how to be inappropriate and aliante people while taking over the world one singing christian at a time!!!!!!!

    Posted by Killaette on 2007 11 08 at 09:47 PM • permalink

  95. By the way, I am proud of having delivered 100% of the Paco Industries vote to Tim. To all other blogs, the Workers of Paco Industries say, “Tim will bury you!”

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 08 at 09:54 PM • permalink

  96. OT just in case wronwright is around- his expertise is required but he better hop to it as the festival takes place in february

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 08 at 09:55 PM • permalink

  97. # 80 IT, You beat me to it on the Jamestown Kool Aid druid.
    My Three:  Jim Jones, Robert Mugabe, Charlie Manson endorsing the book In Cold Blood   with a special intro by O J Simpson, foreword by Nicolai Ceausescu

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 08 at 09:57 PM • permalink

  98. Bhagwan Rajneesh, Bill Clinton and Rod Stewart
    launch ‘Celebrating Celibacy- the Joy of Abstinance’

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 08 at 10:06 PM • permalink

  99. Poor bastards, if they want to go, they’ll have to pay for their own tickets

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 11 08 at 10:08 PM • permalink

  100. Just having a bit of a poke around with the title of the Abbot work, looking for reviews (funny, they all seem to be the same fronticepiece intro to the book). I found this course outline. I am not familiar with all the books listed for the course, however I wonder if it’s a, er, tilted course?

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 08 at 10:08 PM • permalink

  101. Righto, time for a real left field entry- Sheik taj Bin el Hillaly, Kerry Nettles and Natalie Bassingthwaighte have put their substantial clout behind the publication of “Blair’s Law? What a Load Of Bollocks”.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 08 at 10:16 PM • permalink

  102. “Whatever it Takes - The Dream Team”

    (reviewed by The Dream Team: Tim Costello, Kevin Rudd, Peter Garrett.)

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 08 at 10:17 PM • permalink

  103. Errata to #101- to keep it within the original perameters, substitute Natalie Bassingthwaite (who probably wasn’t even born in the ‘70s) with Tom Robinson, who meets all criteria- a has-been lefty popstar and defender of the ROP, who’s from a minority that would be butchered like hogs by Sheikh Rattle-N’Roll &co;. A perfect trio, reminiscent of these sages.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 08 at 10:33 PM • permalink

  104. I had a lot of time for Eno, not any more.

    I am thinking of an Eno divestment program, and may ban him entirely from my media collections.

    Eno is not an artist, though he may once have been, he is an academic.

    Eno-ugh said.

    Posted by AStext on 2007 11 08 at 10:38 PM • permalink

  105. #104- Still, gotta admire anyone who can come up with a ditty like this.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 08 at 10:42 PM • permalink

  106. i am impressed with all .. oh to be so clever.. good luck, tim, picking the winner

    Posted by missred on 2007 11 08 at 10:43 PM • permalink

  107. At least we got decent tunes with cretinous politics, with the likes of Pink, Madonna et al we get cretinous politics and hideous caterwauling- might as well be listening to North Korean disco.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 08 at 10:54 PM • permalink

  108. Boy, am I glad that I voted for Tim this morning before leaving for work, again at work from another computer, and later (just before voting closed) from my laptop at another site.  For once maybe my vote(s) made a difference.

    On average I managed to vote for Tim 2.5 times per day.  Long live the political training one receives in Illinois.

    Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2007 11 08 at 10:55 PM • permalink

  109. Mr. JorgXMcKie

    This is Ward Churchill from the WebLog awards. Thank you for your Daley’esque confession.

    If there’s one thing I dislike, it’s fraud…We will be looking closely at all votes for Mr. Tom Blair and his Blog.

    damn, if i could nix the nic…i’d get away wit it

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 08 at 11:07 PM • permalink

  110. The other night I was watching Brisbane Extra to get some tips on exactly what self tanning option to go for in order to achieve the most natural look,  when low and behold I caught a story about some of the minor players in this upcomming election.

    I have decided that I am quite partial to the LDP here is what they have to say about climate change;

    “The LDP acknowledges that there is scientific evidence to indicate a trend towards global warming and the possibility that humans may be partly responsible. However, it does not consider governments have the competence to address the problem and looks to market responses instead.

    And this is what they have to say about lifestyle choices;

    “Adults must be free to make their own decisions without interference by the government or requiring its approval. Adults are not like children and do not need anyone to make their choices for them”

    I reckon we vote this lot into power then because we are adults we can decided that we believe that global warming is cyclical and go back to emitting our carbons in peace.

    Freedom of choice wooooo hoooooo

    And at the same time I may chose to be gay and open a bar that allows smoking!

    Posted by Killaette on 2007 11 08 at 11:09 PM • permalink

  111. ooooh sorry the entry didnt look that big when I was typing it

    Posted by Killaette on 2007 11 08 at 11:14 PM • permalink

  112. ‘Long Hot Summer: Why Global Warming Is So Hot It’s Cool’

    Donna Summer, H. Rap Brown, Paul Ehrlich, edited by Paul Krassner

    Posted by Harry Eagar on 2007 11 08 at 11:22 PM • permalink

  113. Flannery, Phatty, Bob Brown:

    Jurassic Fart

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 08 at 11:51 PM • permalink

  114. #113
    Linky

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 08 at 11:54 PM • permalink

  115. Golden Oldie, Egg!

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 08 at 11:56 PM • permalink

  116. Global warming has led to an increase in cow precipitation.

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 09 at 12:04 AM • permalink

  117. Martin Grelis, Kerry O’Brien, and Plastic Bertrand backing Civilising Global Capital - Uncut.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 11 09 at 12:21 AM • permalink

  118. Indispensable albums? Strange… never heard them, never will if I can help, and I’m doing OK.

    Posted by Honkie Hammer on 2007 11 09 at 12:58 AM • permalink

  119. Noam Chomsky
    Al Gore
    The Jackson 5.

    Posted by gin&tonic on 2007 11 09 at 01:06 AM • permalink

  120. Esrnesto “Che” Guevarra, Tammy Faye Bakker and Arthur Brown, who highly recommend “Hell Schmell- It’s Gonna Get Hotter Where Y’all Are”.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 09 at 01:21 AM • permalink

  121. Dewey, Cheatham and Howe?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 11 09 at 01:40 AM • permalink

  122. I still think that Keelty is barking, raving mad.

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 09 at 01:58 AM • permalink

  123. There once was a copper called Mick,
    Who seemed to a bit of a dick,
    He’d open his yap,
    Spout all sorts of crap,
    The Cause? Sick or thick.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 09 at 02:27 AM • permalink

  124. All right, it’s nadir time:- Bryan Law, John Pilger and Roger Voudouris, who have benefitted greatly from “Reinforcing Positive Body Image- The Joy of Looking Like an Afghan Hound”.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 09 at 02:35 AM • permalink

  125. 121 richard

    Dewey, Cheatham and Howe?

    A politicians oath.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 09 at 02:38 AM • permalink

  126. O all right then, it’s too easy:

    Magrot Kingtson, David Marr and Phatty Adams in “If I Could Turn Back Time”.

    #105 Aye! But there’s the rub, realising the “artist” is a goose removed the mystique of those cute party starters for me. Now they no longer give innocent pleasure as they once did.

    Posted by AStext on 2007 11 09 at 03:00 AM • permalink

  127. #126- Please nominate one person of thespian, terpsichorean or tuneful type who isn’t a clear member of the family Anserinae.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 11 09 at 03:14 AM • permalink

  128. #126
    “Phil MaCavity”?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 09 at 03:57 AM • permalink

  129. Quiggin’s “Why I dont give a Fuck about Full Employment Anymore” with the full endorsement of Sheikh Abdul-Rahman al-Barrak , Adolph, and Christie Allen.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 11 09 at 04:06 AM • permalink

  130. Here’s a better clip of that old socialist.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 11 09 at 04:22 AM • permalink

  131. WTF?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 09 at 04:22 AM • permalink

  132. #76:

    Try that with Meatloaf instead of Marilyn Manson, and you’ve got a deal.

    Posted by Vexorg on 2007 11 09 at 04:35 AM • permalink

  133. #129
    Yup, Christie had substantial goosebumps ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 09 at 05:31 AM • permalink

  134. #129
    Remember the Dugites (= type of snake?), out of WA, at the time?
    Lynda Nutter had great vocals.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 09 at 05:46 AM • permalink

  135. ... and The Aliens, et al ....

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 09 at 05:49 AM • permalink

  136. Lynda Nutter lives somewhere in my neighbourhood I think. She turned up in the local paper a few years ago staging a one-woman protest about the state of the Swan River or something. Another failed ‘talent’ doing what she must for a few moments back in the spotlight.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 11 09 at 06:14 AM • permalink

  137. Damn, didn’t think I’d be the first to cite Yusuf Islam, clocking in as I am at #137 (or so).

    For what it’s worth: Sheik Hilaly, Philip Adams and ol’ Yusuf.

    “You Can Have Your Cat and Eat It Too”.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 11 09 at 06:48 AM • permalink

  138. OK, Adams isn’t marginal, unfortunately, but he’s still a dick. And he probably does eat cats. Hilaly’s star is dwindling.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 11 09 at 06:51 AM • permalink

  139. #30 Ash, Megadeth especially are awesome. I like you more the more I read.

    Posted by Richard Sharpe on 2007 11 09 at 07:24 AM • permalink

  140. #139 The feeling is mutual Richard. What other music takes your fancy?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 09 at 07:28 AM • permalink

  141. I’m a fan of the old big hair bands, from Led Zep through GNR and Iron Maiden to Metallica.

    Posted by Richard Sharpe on 2007 11 09 at 07:30 AM • permalink

  142. #141 Anything of theirs you haven’t got, I bet I have! Is it just me, or did Metallica’s latest album just plain suck?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 09 at 07:33 AM • permalink

  143. Religio-activism: Kerry Nettle
    Leftoid Politics: Clover Moore
    70s Crap Rock: Wendy Saddington
    Book: My Life As A Dog.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 11 09 at 07:34 AM • permalink

  144. #142 Their new bass guitarist looks positively simian to me.

    Posted by Richard Sharpe on 2007 11 09 at 07:39 AM • permalink

  145. Never mind the Oxford guy, it’s Mick Keelty I’m worried about.

    Posted by carpefraise on 2007 11 09 at 07:40 AM • permalink

  146. Habib nailed it.
    Religio-Activism - Peter Garrett
    Leftiod Politics - Peter Garrett
    70s (into 80s) Crap Rock - Peter Garrett

    Posted by Richard Sharpe on 2007 11 09 at 07:43 AM • permalink

  147. #136 Swinish
    Is that a stage name?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 09 at 07:46 AM • permalink

  148. #144 His face is certainly better looking than a few of their past members. I think they definitely took a turn for the worse with St. Anger.

    Iron Maiden, however, are just awesome, whatever they do.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 09 at 07:48 AM • permalink

  149. Archbishop Tofu jumped the shark ages ago.

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 11 09 at 08:20 AM • permalink

  150. Jam session: human beatbox champ & percussion artist

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 09 at 08:23 AM • permalink

  151. Oh goodie! A rock music thread!

    I just got through with my AM ninety minute practice routine.

    Up this morning: WORKING ON SLINGLE LINE SOLOING!

    I grew up in the Hendrix, Clapton (Gradeschool) through Zep and Van Halen era (High school and college).  Metallica was a bit after my time into the heavy stuff, but I had a lot of students who were into them, so I’m “conversent.”  I like their early stuff better than the more recent stuff.

    Oh, and back when I could GROW hair, I was in a big hair band that got me on MTV a couple of times (This was back in the “Vinyl Age”).

    My favorite band during the high school years was The Who.  I wore my original copy of Quadrophenia out.  I like the big-gesture concept-album rock stuff a lot, and Daltrey had the best rock scream of all time, IMO.

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 11 09 at 08:29 AM • permalink

  152. #151

    I like their early stuff better than the more recent stuff.

    Damn straight Hucbald. I think they started losing it about the time they released “Reload”.

    My favorite band during the high school years was The Who.

    They’re one of my favourite bands, even though they’re much less popular these days. Just. So. Many. Damn. Good. Songs!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 09 at 08:34 AM • permalink

  153. #148 Agreed. A mate of mine and I have front row for their concert in Brisbane. Here is a link to one of my favourite newish songs. I love the film clip. Note how each time the music increases in tempo, so does the level of arse kicking. Pure Gold.

    Posted by Richard Sharpe on 2007 11 09 at 08:35 AM • permalink

  154. #153 I am so devastatingly jealous Richard.

    I absolutely love that film clip!

    On the plus side, I got to see Metallica when they were out here.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 09 at 08:41 AM • permalink

  155. How about Peter Garrett, Peter Garrett, Peter Garrett?

    Posted by murph on 2007 11 09 at 08:50 AM • permalink

  156. BUGGER!!!  BEATEN TO IT!

    Posted by murph on 2007 11 09 at 08:51 AM • permalink

  157. 153. Richard

    That vid is fifteen years old and all of the footage is from the Gulf War.  Imagine what could be done now, with all if the Iraq/Afghanistan footage.

    I nominate Ted Nugent for the job:

    Slow rock intro:

    “You can threaten me all you want…
    Bring it on… be up-front.

    But you don’t threaten my way of life…
    my kids… my wife.

    You don’t threaten my Lord… my God…
    my religion… my dog.

    And you sure as Hell don’t threaten my dad…
    and mom!”

    Let hard rock and gun camera ass kicking commence…

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 11 09 at 08:55 AM • permalink

  158. It would appear that heavy metal is for the smart kids. As proved by Bruce Dickinson, Lead Singer of Iron Maiden and a Conservative.

    Posted by Richard Sharpe on 2007 11 09 at 09:04 AM • permalink

  159. 157. Huck, that’s why I italicised newish . I would love to see it re-done with some new footage. Imagine how fast the boys would have to play to keep up with a Spectre Gunship in support of Oz SAS “expending all ammunition”.

    Posted by Richard Sharpe on 2007 11 09 at 09:13 AM • permalink

  160. #159 Whoa, Richard! Be careful! We don’t want to make the boys over-exert their energy!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 09 at 09:16 AM • permalink

  161. “Brian Eno” is one of those names that you, as a serious musician, drop in order to achieve instant favor from music critics.

    Used to be “Todd Rundgren.” You could list him as one of your influences, or, if you could plausibly claim, as someone you once worked with. Guaranteed stellar reviews after that, lots of critical acclaim. And next-to-zero sales.

    To me, Eno is the guy who left Roxy Music just before they hit the big time; the Fifth Beatle; IBM buying Microsoft’s OS instead of its shares; and that law-school application I never filled out.

    Posted by Rittenhouse on 2007 11 09 at 11:38 AM • permalink

  162. Rabbi Michael Lerner - Hillary Clinton’s onetime “spiritual advisor” and publisher of Tikkun

    Mary Cal Hollis - Socialist Party candidate for president in 1996, and for vice president in 2000

    Jim Rutledge - lead singer of Bloodrock, and co-composer of their “hit” single “D.O.A.”

    Posted by Baby M on 2007 11 09 at 11:49 AM • permalink

  163. Sheik Al Hilaly, John Hewson and Plastic Bertrand

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 11 09 at 05:08 PM • permalink

  164. 147 - her own name, I believe, egg. In this case a job description as well.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 11 09 at 05:27 PM • permalink

  165. Lynda Nutter is an apt name.

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 09 at 05:32 PM • permalink

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