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Environmaniac Tim Flannery actually mentioned “Gaia” five minutes ago during his appearance on Lateline. You could hear people being sick in the studio. Or maybe that was me.

UPDATE. Oddly, Flannery pronounced the word as “gayer”, when all good dirt-worshippers know it’s guy-uh. That’ll be a challenge for the transcribers.

Posted by Tim B. on 09/26/2005 at 07:56 AM
  1. Dont worry, at the ‘life’ cafe in HK, you can get a ‘Gaia’ shake and a ‘Shepherdess pie’, snigger.

    Posted by Nic on 2005 09 26 at 09:04 AM • permalink

  2. It isn’t nice to make fun of people’s religion, Tim.

    Posted by Latino on 2005 09 26 at 09:08 AM • permalink

  3. No Tim, it was me who you could hear being sick, several hundred kilometres south of the Lateline studio, down here in Melbourne.

    Posted by JamesP on 2005 09 26 at 09:10 AM • permalink

  4. That’s right Timmy, you and your wingnut friends just keep those heads buried in the sand. After all there’s going to be a lot more of it. :-)

    How’s the Bulletin going? Surely the circulation can’t going any lower, after all you’re not that bad a writer are you?

    Posted by tims a wingnut on 2005 09 26 at 09:14 AM • permalink

  5. ...Flannery pronounced the word [Gaia] as “gayer”...

    First time I ever heard that Mother Earth might have a gender identity issue.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 09 26 at 09:23 AM • permalink

  6. Why is it OK to let the religious beliefs of the left dictate science policy, but not the religious beliefs of the right?

    What’s wrong with not letting anyone’s religious beliefs dictate science policy?

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2005 09 26 at 09:30 AM • permalink

  7. argh it’s all clear now - horrible old smack voiced renee geyer is responsible for global warming, not rove

    Posted by KK on 2005 09 26 at 09:56 AM • permalink

  8. Irriverence toward Gaia REALLY brings the out-patients out in force, doesn’t it?

    Posted by Susan Norton on 2005 09 26 at 10:03 AM • permalink

  9. There’s a city in India called Gaya (pronounced Guy-uh) near to which is a town Bodh Gaya where Buddha received enlightenment.  Was he talking about those Gayas?  And if so, I wonder what he was talking about?

    Posted by IanMc on 2005 09 26 at 10:18 AM • permalink

  10. All Hail, erh Gag-

    Earth Mother, Madonna/Messiah of the Mecca-

    GAIA

    We are one with the organism or something…

    She is watching YOU!

    {No it is NOT the one with the pen in her mouth!}

    Posted by madawaskan on 2005 09 26 at 10:54 AM • permalink

  11. That’s right Timmy, you and your wingnut friends just keep those heads buried in the sand. After all there’s going to be a lot more of it. :-)

    I thought it was all going to be under water?

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2005 09 26 at 10:54 AM • permalink

  12. Perhaps it was a reference to Renee Geyer, a great Australian singer.

    Posted by lewisinnyc on 2005 09 26 at 11:27 AM • permalink

  13. Hey, wingnut - you’re the one with your head in the sand. We’re due for an Ice Age - check the climate records for, oh, the last million years or so. If we’re warming the globe, we’d better keep it up.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2005 09 26 at 11:41 AM • permalink

  14. Poster #4 has already sacrificed his brain to the earth goddess, I would say.

    Posted by PW on 2005 09 26 at 12:01 PM • permalink

  15. #11, No, no, Mr. Bingley.  It’s deep doodoo we’re all going to be buried under, the exact nature of which has yet to be agreed upon by the Council of Deeply Concerned Envirowhackjobs.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 09 26 at 02:12 PM • permalink

  16. As the resident pagan here, I’d like to thank Tim F. and Tim W. for helping me understand the pained expressions sane Christians get whenever the ‘Moral Majority’ loons start spouting off.

    Posted by Achillea on 2005 09 26 at 02:28 PM • permalink

  17. Perhaps he said or meant to say “Maia,” meaning Maia Morgenstern, whose portrayal of Mary was so moving in The Passion of the Christ. Obviously so moved was this gentleman that he mistook Ms. Morgenstern for the actual Mary.

    Look, it makes more sense than the truth.

    Posted by Monroe Doctrine on 2005 09 26 at 03:50 PM • permalink

  18. Saw Flannery on the 7.30 report - they seemed to give much greater cred to his views than to the actual climate/meteorological expert from JCU who was arguing against their nonsense.
    As a good counterpoint I turned over to South Park at 8.30 and here were the boys being subjected to ‘Earth Day Brainwashing Festival’.
    Our little hippy town is having its annual Global Carnival this weekend so the whole town will be full of these Chicken Little retards. That and anti Bush, Anti Howard, free the reffos, all the rest of it, bullshit. Gaia will be prominent.

    Posted by Harold on 2005 09 26 at 04:33 PM • permalink

  19. Hail Gaia! Full of Grace! The Lord is with thee.

    Did you know Gaia had sex with her own son? A son named Uranus?

    Just wanted to get that out there, of course…

    Posted by Quentin George on 2005 09 26 at 05:31 PM • permalink

  20. That’ll be a challenge for the transcribers.

    Bastard. That ruins my day, knowing I might have to work on something like this ...

    Posted by TimT on 2005 09 26 at 06:27 PM • permalink

  21. So let’s get this straight.

    Tim Flannery, a biologist trained/career administrater working as a museum manager has published a book on greenhouse/global warming.

    For this he gets extensive coverage in a major broadsheet (SMH), coverage on the ABC not only on The World Today, but the 7.30 report and lateline, and again in the SMH’s editorial today.

    But actual cliamtologists are given less credibility (7.30 report)?

    If it wasn’t so stupid it would be hilarious.

    Posted by entropy on 2005 09 26 at 07:30 PM • permalink

  22. Today’s instalment in the Age of Flannery’s crapfest (thankfully the last) has an hilarious table of ‘what you can do’ to save Gaia, equating ACTIONs with IMPACTs: the last ‘action’ on the list is ‘Write to a politician about climate change’.  The impact? ’Can change the world‘.  Student magazines would be embarrassed to publish crap like this.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2005 09 26 at 08:09 PM • permalink

  23. ‘Write to a politician about climate change’

    But, but...traditional letters make old-growth forests cry, and using energy to send emails is a subconscious approval of our imperialist-fascist drive for evil oil. Help!

    Posted by PW on 2005 09 26 at 08:14 PM • permalink

  24. As a good counterpoint I turned over to South Park at 8.30 and here were the boys being subjected to ‘Earth Day Brainwashing Festival’.

    Heh, I saw it too !

    Gotta love the brainwashing.. the jedi mind trick that the greenies tried on the crowd:

    “Republicans are destroying the planet”
    “The environment is even more important than your lives”

    Posted by Jono on 2005 09 26 at 08:19 PM • permalink

  25. Fair dinkum the ABC had their tongues stuck right down the back of Flannery’s shorts last night.

    BTW, message to Sigrid Thornton:

    Stick to f*cking acting; at least you’re mediocre at that.

    Posted by murph on 2005 09 26 at 08:39 PM • permalink

  26. So when is Flannery moving up to Byron Bay to take up residence as the Echo’s environmental guru?

    Posted by gubba on 2005 09 26 at 08:40 PM • permalink

  27. #21 - He’s always going to be handed the media megaphone because he’s got the biggest gob and say the stupidest sh!t.

    Posted by murph on 2005 09 26 at 08:45 PM • permalink

  28. Gaia! For fuck sake!
    Flannery is supposed to be a scientists isn’t he!? I didn’t throw up when I listened to Flannery last night, but I did groan out loud!

    Posted by Brian on 2005 09 26 at 10:17 PM • permalink

  29. Re #25

    I half disagree, murph. Sigrid Thornton CAN act… BUT she SHOULD certainly stick to it.

    Posted by kywong73 on 2005 09 26 at 11:39 PM • permalink

  30. Gaia? The goddess of the earth, who bore and married Uranus and became the mother of the Titans and the Cyclopes, according to Greek mythology?

    Typical. Gods tend to have the manners and morals of alley cats…

    Posted by mojo on 2005 09 27 at 02:34 AM • permalink

  31. Yes Harold and Jono:  South Park - brilliant

    Thank God for Parker and Stone - they piss-take greenies better then anyone. Still remember that PETA episode.

    Posted by Francis H on 2005 09 27 at 03:26 AM • permalink

  32. Don’t forget the rainforest episode, where Cartman and the oil workers come to the rescue with bulldozers.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2005 09 27 at 10:00 AM • permalink

  33. IIRC, “Gaia” was first used by a scientist as a shorthand name for the interactions of all life on Earth—he was sort of thinking of Earth’s ecology as a single superorganism, like an anthill. Later the term was misapplied as sort of a vagueish tree-hugging god stand-in, which has nothing to do with the original concept. Dunno what context Flannery was using it in,

    Posted by John Nowak on 2005 09 27 at 10:32 AM • permalink

  34. Here’s a great quote from Ender about how simple it is to model climate change:

    And how do you calculate the probability of climate change??  You set up the Earth’s analog in a computer and run some numbers to see what happens

    Chortle! Guffaw! Yeah, piece of cake - just set up a computer model of the entire freakin’ biosphere. He left out a vital first step - “Become godlike.”

    Unbelievable hubris.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2005 09 27 at 09:10 PM • permalink

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