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MAN ANGRY

This fellow seems a little overheated.

UPDATE. Now this guy is angry too!

Posted by Tim B. on 06/21/2007 at 11:54 AM
  1. Well, he’s not very bright.  That would certainly make me upset.

    Posted by RyanOH on 2007 06 21 at 11:58 AM • permalink

  2. extreme right-wing warmongers, Islamaphobes, right-wing Israeli Loony Lobbyists, right-wing Zionist supporters, and other assorted liars, deceivers and thugs,

    Hey, don’t we get to be murderers and puppy eaters too?  They promised me that during recruitment.

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 06 21 at 12:04 PM • permalink

  3. I don’t know, he seems a bit short of substance or evidence, but he can string names together.

    Posted by scatcat on 2007 06 21 at 12:06 PM • permalink

  4. extreme right-wing warmongers, Islamaphobes, right-wing Israeli Loony Lobbyists, right-wing Zionist supporters, and other assorted liars, deceivers and thugs, in short, the ugly face of anti-Islamic right-wing extremism

    and I just thought I was cute!

    Posted by missred on 2007 06 21 at 12:08 PM • permalink

  5. Damn!  How does Paco get to be in EVERYTHING ?!?

    I take back all the times I’ve called Bingley the resident ‘media whore’.

    Posted by tree hugging sister on 2007 06 21 at 12:09 PM • permalink

  6. Oh you fascist, you.

    And who on Earth believe’s the US conspiracy theory, when the evidence is clear that Bush personally flew the plaes - he was a pilot you know.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 06 21 at 12:12 PM • permalink

  7. El Cid got mentioned as well.  Congratulations!

    But I disagree with him describing us as a “menagerie”.  That implies some sort of organization.  I prefer “horde” or “mob”.  Much more chaotic.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 21 at 12:14 PM • permalink

  8. Isn’t the correct term for a group of correct wingers “a pack”?

    Posted by Rob Read on 2007 06 21 at 12:20 PM • permalink

  9. 2. Hey, don’t we get to be murderers and puppy eaters too?  They promised me that during recruitment.

    Regarding the latter, sorry; not enough blenders to go around…

    Posted by Apostic on 2007 06 21 at 12:20 PM • permalink

  10. Tim Blair, Australian extreme right-wing fascist/racist commentator, blogger, conspiracy theorist (he actually believes the US government’s conspiracy theory!)

    Great. Another Troofer. Whoopdie-fucking-do.

    I’ll bet Damian browbeats everyone he meets with his nutjob “truth”, and screams at them when they try ignore him.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 06 21 at 12:21 PM • permalink

  11. Oh, by the way, Damian, if you’re reading this (as I’m sure you are),

    Islam is not a “race”.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 06 21 at 12:23 PM • permalink

  12. I gotta start posting here more.  Just spell my name right, wacko.

    Posted by Jeffersonian on 2007 06 21 at 12:30 PM • permalink

  13. I don’t know, he seems a bit short of substance or evidence, but he can string names together.

    Oh I’m sure Damian’s seen quite a bit of substance.  BTW, is anyone else concerned by the claimed occupation of “Aeronautical Engineer”?

    In any case, another hilarious push-button Fascisty Fascisting Fascists Fascisting Fascistly post from the ever reliable, ever deluded Lataan.

    Off topic, but I hope this isn’t a relative Tim.

    Posted by Craig Mc on 2007 06 21 at 12:33 PM • permalink

  14. Daaaaaaaameeeeaannnnnnnn…......

    Daaaaaaaameeeaannnnnnnnn…......

    Posted by CraigC on 2007 06 21 at 12:34 PM • permalink

  15. This that guy Margo & Tim Flannery’s love child?

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 06 21 at 12:35 PM • permalink

  16. Yep, we’re definitely a pack, working together to track, dismember and consume our prey…

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    Posted by Tex Lovera on 2007 06 21 at 12:41 PM • permalink

  17. We’re a “pack”?  As in “wolf pack”?  I can live with that!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 21 at 12:46 PM • permalink

  18. This that guy Margo & Tim Flannery’s love child?

    More like Margo and Bryla, Mystery Meat.  Bryla is more of a Troofer than Flannery.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 21 at 12:48 PM • permalink

  19. #9 sorry; not enough blenders to go around
    Nerts.

    Anybody have any Puppy Anatomy Chaos Optimizers?

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 06 21 at 12:51 PM • permalink

  20. From memory WebDiary wasn’t “pure” enough for Damian.  That is if you can imagine pure batshit insanity.  There are several huffy posts about Oh The Injustice! on his lunatic site.

    Posted by Craig Mc on 2007 06 21 at 12:52 PM • permalink

  21. Needed a bit of traffic, did we, Damian?

    And he left out Canadian right-wing death beasts. What a racist, white Aussie, imperialist hoser.

    #8 I think the proper collective noun is a “fascistic, wife-beating, gay-bashing, black-lynching, Muslim-occupying murder of conservatives”.

    Posted by andycanuck on 2007 06 21 at 12:52 PM • permalink

  22. Off topic again, but isn’t the internet wonderful?  However did we order a Bark Buster at 2 in the morning before Al Gore invented it?

    Posted by Craig Mc on 2007 06 21 at 12:53 PM • permalink

  23. Doesn’t “menagerie” imply among other animals, birds.  I want birds (and of course puppy blending). As a right wing fascist Tim, you need to help us with the bird thing.  Perhaps you could hire Pace Inc.

    Posted by David A on 2007 06 21 at 12:55 PM • permalink

  24. #19 Don’t you mean the children’s easy-bake Puppy Anatomy Convection Oven? PACO® gives you paws for tots. (Puppies not included. Void where prohibited.)

    Posted by andycanuck on 2007 06 21 at 12:56 PM • permalink

  25. Darn, my comment wouldn’t post over there, I just tried to point out that he forgot to call Tim a goose stepping Nazi too!!

    Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 06 21 at 12:59 PM • permalink

  26. “We commenters at Blair’s have objections to certain behaviors, including (but not limited to) suicide bombing, general bombing of uninvolved people, female circumcision, and the taking of shrieking offense at the normal processes of Western society. ” Ric

    Anyone feel this ought to go at the head of this blog in capital letters?

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 06 21 at 01:03 PM • permalink

  27. #24 So we can have puppycakes to go along with our puppy smoothies?  Cool.

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 06 21 at 01:05 PM • permalink

  28. Does anyone know what Damo’s moderation policy is?

    I’d love hate to upset him.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 01:15 PM • permalink

  29. Oh dear. He’s 59 and still carries on like a badly behaved bobcat.

    And seriously, what is it about people living in South Australia?!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 01:18 PM • permalink

  30. #26 Thin….you left off the last part of what Ric said!!

    People who are currently perpetrating such behaviors are going to be criticised. Live with it, asshole.

    Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 06 21 at 01:18 PM • permalink

  31. Hey, Damian?  It’s “right-wing Christian Zionist anti-Islam warmongering bitch” to you.  Get it straight next time, you panty-sniffing lameass.

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 06 21 at 01:19 PM • permalink

  32. This thread reminds me of one of my favorite Lileks quotes:

    “Who knew that fish, confined to a barrel, would evolve to sport concentric circles on their sides, that looked just like targets?”

    Posted by ErnieG on 2007 06 21 at 01:20 PM • permalink

  33. #26 Let’s see how long it stays up. The guy doesn’t exactly have the most sterling record for “tolerating dissent”.

    Regards,
    Ric

    Posted by Ric Locke on 2007 06 21 at 01:21 PM • permalink

  34. #29 Ash_

    AND he’s a PhD student, kinda like our Buddy Mark Hoofnagle….....

    Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 06 21 at 01:27 PM • permalink

  35. Damian Lataan
    Age: 59
    Occupation: PhD Student

    Still at University….Hmmmmm.

    Oh and Damian, the term you were looking for is “short shrift”.

    Posted by Maulman on 2007 06 21 at 01:30 PM • permalink

  36. Old Tanker, he cares too!

    Has anyone noticed how italics tilt to the right? Is that good or bad?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 01:30 PM • permalink

  37. From his profile:  “Aeronautical Engineer, Historian and general carer of what goes on in the world.”

    Never mind.  It’s just too damn easy.

    Posted by EmilyJones on 2007 06 21 at 01:34 PM • permalink

  38. This should put the boy in a complete catatonic state.

    My message just left BUT it may disappear.

    el cid says
    Hey, bozo…if this gets through. Fuck Off! You do know what that means, correct, you leftist piss ant, sissy boy…even if you are, a boy that is.

    On the other hand, it just may verify, in his/hers/its mind that I am indeed what IT said…Oh well FUCK OFF, IT…I’m NUTS watch out, little boy….Boogie Man, get you…LOL.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 01:34 PM • permalink

  39. I also like Baby M’s comment, especially this at the end:
    You might also want to work on developing a sense of humor, and on discerning the difference between a political or ideological opponent and a mortal enemy.

    Posted by daddy dave on 2007 06 21 at 01:34 PM • permalink

  40. AND he’s a PhD student, kinda like our Buddy Mark Hoofnagle

    The great thing about being a PhD student is that you get to put the word “PhD” in your job title without actually having one.

    Posted by daddy dave on 2007 06 21 at 01:36 PM • permalink

  41. General carer.  That belongs on a business card.

    Posted by charles austin on 2007 06 21 at 01:37 PM • permalink

  42. OH piss ant…when I’m in OZ for my book signing*...Come on down, bloke…:).

    *since I’ve hit the big time, thanks to other piss ants such as ABC, OZ and Mr. Hand Boy (Palmer).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 01:37 PM • permalink

  43. #38 El Cid, sorry, Lord of the Compost, that should definitely scare him!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 01:38 PM • permalink

  44. Ash_

    #38 El Cid, sorry, Lord of the Compost, that should definitely scare him!

    You are a love AND a hoot…lol.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 01:40 PM • permalink

  45. El Cid, now you’re making me blush!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 01:42 PM • permalink

  46. #40 In that case, I’m a PhD student too, or, er, will be someday…....

    I know, Old Tanker, soon to be someday PhD Student

    Now I just need a picture like Bryla’s….

    Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 06 21 at 01:42 PM • permalink

  47. I wasn’t aware that there were Ph.D. programs available in Applied Fuckwittery.  You learn something new every day.

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 06 21 at 01:43 PM • permalink

  48. Ash: Well, they’re all bloody foreigners, aren’t they?

    Of course, that applies to everyone in Australia, actually.

    (I’m still confused about how Tim is “anti Islam”, what with his very approving quotation of a Muslim man on matters of Islam a few posts down.

    I guess it’s the boring, overdone mistake where decrying the murderous, totalitarian strain of Islam makes you against Islam itself.

    Which would be fair if, just like the adherents of such strains, you declared that to be The One True Islam.

    I doubt Damian does that, though. At least consciously. And if he does, that’s arguably more effectively “anti Islam” than Tim will ever be.)

    Posted by Sigivald on 2007 06 21 at 01:45 PM • permalink

  49. I’m an Aussie Sigivald, but there’s seriously something in the drinking water in SA.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 01:48 PM • permalink

  50. Actually, I’m starting to feel some concern for our newest little buddy here, as he is so terribly overheated.  Being that worked up over trifles isn’t good for the blood pressure.  I recommend that he apply a thick coat of Pontificating Asshat Calming Ointment and lie down in a darkened tomb room for a bit until he cools down.

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 06 21 at 01:50 PM • permalink

  51. I’m shocked and disappointed!

    We’re 50 posts in, and no one has called Damo a twat yet!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 01:52 PM • permalink

  52. Is anyone else half expecting Tiny to turn up and start taking a book on how long before all our posts are deleted?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 01:54 PM • permalink

  53. #49 there’s seriously something in the drinking water in SA.

    Ash_, you’re scaring me. Say you’re joking. Please.

    Posted by daddy dave on 2007 06 21 at 01:54 PM • permalink

  54. #53 Think about it Daddy Dave.

    David Hicks.
    Natasha Stott-However the fuck you spell her last name.
    The Adelaide Crows.
    And… and… this. (Link may not be good for the easily scared).

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 01:59 PM • permalink

  55. I commented “Nice Post, fuckwit”.

    This is, of course, pretty clever, but I have forgotten wheter the original Hardy quote was “Nice flag, fuckwit” or “Nice flag, fuckhead”.

    Help me out on this critical issue please.

    Thanks

    Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2007 06 21 at 02:03 PM • permalink

  56. Damian could move from South Oz to the Gaza Strip, raising the average IQ in both locales.

    Posted by SSG Pooh on 2007 06 21 at 02:06 PM • permalink

  57. Re: #50, Blue, are you saying that gerbil warmening is the root cause of Damian’s problem?  It’s not much of a stretch, but I wouldn’t want to give him an excuse, y’know!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 21 at 02:09 PM • permalink

  58. Jack, it was “Nice flag, fuckhead.”

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 02:09 PM • permalink

  59. #57 TRJS -

    The scourge of gerbil warmening very likely has a hand in the deterioration of this poor sod.  His overwrought, hysterical personality combined with the catastrophic rise in global temperatures may literally cooked what little excuse he has for a brain, resulting in the sad, sorry specimen we see before us today…

    Nah.  He’s just a run-of-the-mill, garden-variety moron.  My mistake.

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 06 21 at 02:17 PM • permalink

  60. Thanks, Ash_.  It’s important that we get these things correct.

    Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2007 06 21 at 02:22 PM • permalink

  61. This is what peer-review is for Jack.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 02:25 PM • permalink

  62. This is bloody funny.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 02:27 PM • permalink

  63. extreme right-wing warmongers, Islamaphobes, right-wing Israeli Loony Lobbyists, right-wing Zionist supporters, and other assorted liars, deceivers and thugs

    Hey! He forgot “robber barons” and “running dogs of capitalism”. That really ticks me off.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 02:29 PM • permalink

  64. 7 The_Real_JeffS

    Thanks my friend. I just it doesn’t go to my head. Oh, both the celebrity or Damian…:).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 02:31 PM • permalink

  65. #63 And so it should Paco! You’re operating one of the most powerful secret corporations in the world! How could he forget “running dogs of capitalism” when you have that achievement under your belt?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 02:31 PM • permalink

  66. Ash_

    Your still up?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 02:33 PM • permalink

  67. Couldn’t get to sleep El Cid.

    This bed isn’t anywhere near as comfortable as my bed!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 02:34 PM • permalink

  68. This bed isn’t anywhere near as comfortable as my bed!

    Are you still in the Hospital?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 02:37 PM • permalink

  69. #54 Ash_

    Per capita Adelaide and environs has recorded more of Australia’s most notorious crimes than any other Australian capital city. In the annals of Australia’s most horrific crimes, laid-back Adelaide’s sinister past (and present) makes other cities look like Camelot.

    Sounds to me like the other cities just aren’t trying hard enough.

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 06 21 at 02:38 PM • permalink

  70. #62: Ash, that graph is hilarious! It’s like a chronological picture of a dose of Viagra. Remember, bub: if your spike lasts longer than four hours, see your doctor.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 02:39 PM • permalink

  71. Paco

    Sorry you got dragged into this buzzheads BS.

    Me, hell I’m Mr. Compost…:).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 02:42 PM • permalink

  72. #68 No, but rather than kick out two dropkicks who both have no place to go, I’m staying with my (shudder) parents for six weeks. If they’re not out of there in six weeks, I’ll have the cops remove them.

    And I’m pretty sure they’ll be out by then, because Jesse’s not using his real name and I’m sure the cops might be a little curious as to why.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 02:43 PM • permalink

  73. #69 They’re not, Rbj1, but Adelaide more than has it’s share of nuts. On the other hand, I think that was written before Melbourne’s gangland killings and other assorted incidents.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 02:44 PM • permalink

  74. #70 Paco, I was sure you’d appreciate the joy of it as much as I did.

    And El Cid, you jest. You are Lord of the Compost.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 02:46 PM • permalink

  75. This is bloody funny

    Aaaaahahahaha!  The loser only gets traffic when people go there to abuse his ass.  Bravo, Ash!!

    Posted by Jeffersonian on 2007 06 21 at 02:47 PM • permalink

  76. Did you notice how most of us are labelled ‘unique visitors’ Jeffersonian?

    That cracked me up.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 02:48 PM • permalink

  77. #71: Not at all! I’m just embarrassed that he mentioned me when I fell well sort of the honors list (Media Watch passed over me completely); I mean, I feel like a party-crasher who wins the door prize.

    So, this guy is a PhD candidate? Is it going to be awarded posthumously?  Get the lead out, bub! Stop dripping froth on your key board and buckle down! We’re looking forward to the day when we can call you Doctor Dumbass.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 02:49 PM • permalink

  78. Crap.  I always come in on the tail end of stuff.  This Lataan joker sure seems excitable.  He reminds me of this university professor I used to know, red-faced and always screaming at somebody about something.  Really had a problem with rage disorder, and his blood pressure had to be through the roof.  He finally had a stroke that paralyzed him.  I’m just sayin’.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 06 21 at 02:50 PM • permalink

  79. 68 Ash_

    I see, I think. (well actually I don’t think, been me problem ever since day one…lol)

    70 Ash_

    Ummmm, is Lord of the Compost, similar to being nighted Knighted?

    OR do you mean, I over see, a dump?...lol.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 02:53 PM • permalink

  80. The usual bunch of loony racist shills that roost at Blair’s Lair came out in support; Paco, El Cid . . .

    Hey! I am not a shill!

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 02:53 PM • permalink

  81. #79 Well, basically I wanted him out of my sight as fast as possible and me leaving was going to be a damn sight easier.

    Lord of the Compost is a prestigious title. Certainly more official and flattering sounding than Mr. Compost.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 02:55 PM • permalink

  82. Jeez, it’s my first-ever post and it’s just in time to lumped in with the likes of all of you.

    I’d better think this over very carefully.

    Posted by Zardoz on 2007 06 21 at 02:55 PM • permalink

  83. Did you notice how most of us are labelled ‘unique visitors’ Jeffersonian?

    490 first-time visitors
    12 returning visitors

    I’ll bet we’re just ruining it for his Devoted Dozen.

    Posted by Jeffersonian on 2007 06 21 at 02:56 PM • permalink

  84. For those who like comparisons…

    Site #1
    Site #2

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 02:58 PM • permalink

  85. 77

    I mean, I feel like a party-crasher who wins the door prize.

    Damn, don’t feel that way, my friend. I’m pretty sure wronwright, would be more then happy, to show you the “door”...LOL.

    This asshat, Damian is a run of the mill, anti-Semite, that suffers from penis envy. I doubt he has one.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 02:59 PM • permalink

  86. Zardoz, you’ll find no better company anywhere.

    You’ll still be welcome at some websites after posting here.

    Just not Meeja Watch.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 02:59 PM • permalink

  87. Bye the Bye

    Happy summer to most of us in seppoland.

    I’d give you the exact time but my Planetary Arc Calculation Optimizer has a hitch in its giddyup.  I’d like to “Cowboy Up”, but I don’t know how to get the darn gate open.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 06 21 at 03:01 PM • permalink

  88. With the name of “Zardoz”, I’d say that you’ve already thought this over!

    Welcome aboard!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 21 at 03:03 PM • permalink

  89. Certainly more official and flattering sounding than Mr. Compost.

    Plus “Mr. Compost” sounds like household appliance from the seventies.

    Posted by Apostic on 2007 06 21 at 03:04 PM • permalink

  90. #82 Zardoz

    Welcome to the pack!

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 06 21 at 03:04 PM • permalink

  91. 81 Ash_

    Well, basically I wanted him out of my sight as fast as possible and me leaving was going to be a damn sight easier.

    Hmmmm, now I do see. Sorry my dear….BUT you will without doubt, make it and in smashing order.

    Lord of the Compost is a prestigious title. Certainly more official and flattering sounding than Mr. Compost.

    Well garsh…looks down and shuffles feet...Thanks. I shall carry my given banner and flags, with pride.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 03:05 PM • permalink

  92. 82 Zardoz

    Welcome to The House that Blair built.

    89 Apostic

    Plus “Mr. Compost” sounds like household appliance from the seventies.

    Yes, yes it does. Lord of The Compost, it is.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 03:09 PM • permalink

  93. I plan to make it El Cid, and then I plan to shove it so far up him that he gets a frontal lobotomy from it. [bullshit] I’m not angry. I’m not angry at all. [/bullshit]

    Are you going to commandeer a sturdy horse, or are you opting for a carriage of some kind?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 03:10 PM • permalink

  94. El Cid, did you ever hear the voice over you were given on Meeja Watch?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 03:12 PM • permalink

  95. #84: Funnier and funnier. Tim Blair is the Wal-Mart Super Store, and Lataan is the guy in the parking lot selling bird houses out of the back of his 1972 Vista Cruiser. You go, Doc!

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 03:13 PM • permalink

  96. TRJ

    Plot keyword-“flying head”.  I like that!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 06 21 at 03:15 PM • permalink

  97. 93

    Are you going to commandeer a sturdy horse, or are you opting for a carriage of some kind?

    My steed is pictured in my bio…we have been through many a battle, Sturdy he is indeed.

    Why without him….ummmm, I’d walk and wearing all the shit that I wear….Girl, you talk about chafing…WOW.

    Carriages are for sissies, like this fellow Damian.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 03:17 PM • permalink

  98. #82 Jeez, it’s my first-ever post and it’s just in time to lumped in with the likes of all of you.

    I’d better think this over very carefully.

    Too late.  Resistance is futile.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 06 21 at 03:19 PM • permalink

  99. Paco, compare these as well. It’s depressing.

    Site #1
    Site #2
    Site #3

    You’ve already looked at the stats for 1 and 3.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 03:19 PM • permalink

  100. 94 Ash_

    El Cid, did you ever hear the voice over you were given on Meeja Watch?

    Sure did… terrible. I’m a man and sound like one. It’s the only thing that disappointed me…:).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 03:20 PM • permalink

  101. He is a fine looking steed, to be sure El Cid.

    Chafing? Chafing? You know nothing of chafing until you’ve worn stockings under a skirt and gotten stuck in the middle of a park just as the sky opens up. Stockings are not meant to be worn wet. Or at all.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 03:21 PM • permalink

  102. And they always seem to wonder why I call them “Leftards”...

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 06 21 at 03:23 PM • permalink

  103. El Cid, with the ABC’s budget, you would almost be inclined to think that they could employ at least one guy who didn’t start singing soprano as a result of an accident with a photocopier to do the voiceovers.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 03:23 PM • permalink

  104. Ash_

    Chafing? Chafing? You know nothing of chafing until you’ve worn stockings under a skirt and gotten stuck in the middle of a park just as the sky opens up. Stockings are not meant to be worn wet. Or at all.

    I must admit, those fishnets I had on, were pretty annoying….LOL.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 03:25 PM • permalink

  105. #104 El Cid = Alexander Downer?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 03:25 PM • permalink

  106. 103 Ash_

    El Cid, with the ABC’s budget, you would almost be inclined to think that they could employ at least one guy who didn’t start singing soprano as a result of an accident with a photocopier to do the voiceovers

    OH, well I thought him to be a castrati. But you say the boy was humping the copier, and the lid fell?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 03:29 PM • permalink

  107. But you say the boy was humping the copier, and the lid fell?

    Perhaps intending to set the copier to “enlarge” but selected “crop” by accident.

    Posted by Apostic on 2007 06 21 at 03:32 PM • permalink

  108. I can’t be sure El Cid. The incident report is still finding it’s way through the bureaucracy of ABC, and no one has seen it for months.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 03:32 PM • permalink

  109. 105 Ash_

    #104 El Cid = Alexander Downer?

    No no, my dear…they (fishnets) rolled “Downer” by themselves, as I was striking my golf ball.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 03:33 PM • permalink

  110. #109 There are tricks to stop them doing that El Cid.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 03:37 PM • permalink

  111. Perhaps intending to set the copier to “enlarge” but selected “crop” by accident.

    Well that will teach the bloke. Do NOT dick around, when you are to be working.

    May be, that the boy was trying to intimidate someone at his next cock fight. Not any longer though…OH God help me stop, please.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 03:37 PM • permalink

  112. #109 There are tricks to stop them doing that El Cid.

    Really now. Well the foursome I was part of, wanted to staple them up…so do tell. Hurt like a bitch it did.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 03:40 PM • permalink

  113. OH God help me stop, please.

    As a salute to our Zardoz friend: The pun is good.  The penis is evil….

    Posted by Apostic on 2007 06 21 at 03:42 PM • permalink

  114. #112 Superglue, masking tape, duct tape, or easiest yet, wear a pair of undies over them but still safely out of sight.

    All options hide them much better.

    This is good, but this is much, much better.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 03:44 PM • permalink

  115. On that note, it’s 5.45 am and I think I should attempt sleep again.

    Have a good night everyone.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 03:45 PM • permalink

  116. I work very hard at being consistent in my right-wing thugeryishness.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 06 21 at 03:46 PM • permalink

  117. Apostic

    The penis is was evil….

    At least in his case.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 03:51 PM • permalink

  118. nite, Ash_

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 03:53 PM • permalink

  119. Okay, does Tim—I guess I should still call him Mr. Blair—pay on a weekly or monthly basis?  Do I need to email Andrea with my social security number or what?

    You guys don’t do this commenting stuff for free, do you?

    Posted by Zardoz on 2007 06 21 at 03:54 PM • permalink

  120. #117: Yeah, Grimmy, but your warmongering wobbles a little bit, and your Islamaphobia’s off-center. And your lying? Please. You better just bring the whole outfit into the shop for a once-over.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 03:55 PM • permalink

  121. Actually, I was referring to #116.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 03:56 PM • permalink

  122. Zardoz

    You guys don’t do this commenting stuff for free, do you?

    Paco gets paid per comment. Hefty sum, I believe. We have a person with connections, trying to dig that info out, if HE will ever leave his Mead repository.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 03:59 PM • permalink

  123. Do I need to email Andrea with my social security number or what?


    Yes the “or what”...you must give Andrea, a quart of blood, each month.

    But now we know you are an American…the SS#, slip…:).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 04:03 PM • permalink

  124. El Cid!!

    You remember the rules! OPSEC man OPSEC!

    No one mentions the blood payments until after the person is sworn in, loyalty tested and security clearance approved.

    You go throwing around that blood payment issue all willy nilly and folk will figure out that this is all about cloning RWDB for the massive galactic empire army. We cant have the leftards catching on to that, now, can we?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 06 21 at 04:20 PM • permalink

  125. DAMN! You are correct my friend, Grimmy.

    Shit just after I was made, a Colonel Private 1st Class, too.

    Busted down to plebe.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 04:32 PM • permalink

  126. i am quietly leaving the site before anyone finds out I have been avoiding the blood payments and all the while emptying the casks of mead (yummy)

    Posted by missred on 2007 06 21 at 04:34 PM • permalink

  127. It’s nice to see this crowd responding to a dweeb with all the maturity you are justly famed for. And your ability to focus has definitely shown some improvement.

    I am of course speaking of a bunch who would spend their time on their houseboats moored to Ayers Rock loudly proclaiming the non-occurance of global warming.

    Posted by mythusmage on 2007 06 21 at 04:36 PM • permalink

  128. Curses on you,Zardoz.

    Most people here do NOT fill out the “profiles” until much later. OH NO! You fill yours out immediately…:).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 04:36 PM • permalink

  129. missred:
    too late for you. The mead was laced with nanobot tracking tranmitters.

    You didn’t really think that Wronwright was giving away free samples for free did you?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 06 21 at 04:37 PM • permalink

  130. missred

    AHA! Another. May you be busted…lol.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 04:38 PM • permalink

  131. #119: Zardoz! Stout fellow! You e:mail your social security number to me, along with your credit card numbers and bank wire information - we conduct a thorough investigation around here, you know - then just sit back and rake in the cash. It’s not so much like working as it is just reaching out and scooping the gold into your hat. Pretty soon you’ll be able to ditch that job as bank president or insurance company chairman or whatever it is you do, and live off the fat of the blog. I can tell you from personal experience, it’s a great life. Kinda like hopping a freight train and finding out it’s carrying a shipment of gold bars to Ft. Knox, and, due to a manpower shortage, the stuff’s just laying around loose, with no guard.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 04:49 PM • permalink

  132. aha grimmy,
    you didn’t think I would come unprepared?  My cloaking device is with me at all times.

    Posted by missred on 2007 06 21 at 04:53 PM • permalink

  133. el cid, leave my bust out of this!

    Posted by missred on 2007 06 21 at 04:55 PM • permalink

  134. #127
    it is not a houseboat, it is a flying machine disguised.

    Posted by missred on 2007 06 21 at 04:57 PM • permalink

  135. re: #127, mythusmage, I prefer a destroyer or a missile frigate, not a mere house boat.  Makes the life of a pirate after the fall of civilization much easier!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 21 at 04:59 PM • permalink

  136. “...right-wing Israeli Loony Lobbyists, right-wing Zionist supporters…”

    I didn’t realize those were two separate categories. Is it like the Judean People’s Front versus the People’s Front of Judea? I also notice that he claims to be an aeronautical engineer in one place and a (59-year-old!) PhD student in another. Either way he’s a major league tool.

    Posted by DanG on 2007 06 21 at 05:01 PM • permalink

  137. #135 *laughing*

    Posted by missred on 2007 06 21 at 05:02 PM • permalink

  138. missred

    el cid, leave my bust out of this!

    Out of this, what? Come on, you can tell me. (and a gazillion other people)

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 05:05 PM • permalink

  139. O/T, but three cheers for the Australian Navy!

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 05:06 PM • permalink

  140. Great pick, Paco

    The BBC has been told the Australians re-boarded the vessel they had just searched, aimed their machine guns at the approaching Iranians and warned them to back off, using what was said to be “highly colourful language”.

    HoooRooo, mates.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 05:10 PM • permalink

  141. O/T, but three cheers for the Australian Navy!

    I was working with an ex-SAS guy when the Bali bombing happened.  He hadn’t heard about it yet and, when I told him about it, he pursed his lips, looked at the floor and said, “Ya doon’t fook…with the Aus-trile-yins.”  Just so.

    Posted by Jeffersonian on 2007 06 21 at 05:13 PM • permalink

  142. #140 El Cid: Can you imagine if Habib had been there and milblogged it? Would’ve been an instant classic!

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 05:13 PM • permalink

  143. See Damian. OZ has plenty of men, try to be one!

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 05:13 PM • permalink

  144. re: #131   I think I’d better contact my rep from the Pan-American Commenters Organization before I get in too deep.

    Posted by Zardoz on 2007 06 21 at 05:14 PM • permalink

  145. # 139
    hooooRah! to the Aussies!

    The Australians, though, to quote one military source, “were having none of it”.

    hehe

    Posted by missred on 2007 06 21 at 05:15 PM • permalink

  146. I clicked around Lataan’s sight a bit. Whew! The guy’s like Lyndon LaRouche on methamphetamines.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 05:15 PM • permalink


  147. #144: Buenas Tardes! I am your representative from the Pan-American Commenters Organization . Can you touch the bottom of the comment section with your feet? Then, you are not in too deep.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 05:20 PM • permalink

  148. #140 El Cid: Can you imagine if Habib had been there and milblogged it? Would’ve been an instant classic!

    You betcha…Now, Detective Paco MUST have an story here. There has to be an angle STONE left unturned, that is. Grab your dame…:). (the gorgeous legged one)

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 05:23 PM • permalink

  149. #149: Grab your dame…:). (the gorgeous legged one)

    C’mon, El! You gotta narrow it down more than that.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 05:24 PM • permalink

  150. Ummm, Paco. Ain’t that Buenas Tardes Tardis?

    Zardoz. Me thinks you have been Sir Lurkesalot…you gonna be just fine.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 05:28 PM • permalink

  151. #139 Thanks, Paco - on behalf of my son who is in the RAN and has just returned after 6 months in the Gulf

    Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2007 06 21 at 05:30 PM • permalink

  152. You gotta narrow it down more than that.

    First, Captain Colonel Grimmy, busts (looking at you missred) me down to plebe. AND NOW you want ME to go through reams of paper and God knows how many pictorial DVD’s and find THAT one?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 05:33 PM • permalink

  153. El Cid:

    I’m just guessing, of course, but try starting with the DVD labeled “favs 2381”.

    Browse to the bonus section and in there the extras folder.

    4th page 3rd from the end.

    That the one you talking about?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 06 21 at 05:41 PM • permalink

  154. #152: Bless him, Jack.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 05:44 PM • permalink

  155. “Short thrift” is quite good. This is what happens when you are still a PhD student at 59.

    Posted by Imre on 2007 06 21 at 05:50 PM • permalink

  156. Jack from Montreal

    Thank you, your family, your son and Country, for being with us.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 05:59 PM • permalink

  157. Damian sweetie

    You want hear of a REAL MAN…speak to Jack from Montreal, about his son…..Well, Jack, too.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 06:01 PM • permalink

  158. 154 Grimmy

    For Christ Sakes…Why don’t I just build a Nuke, from scratch?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 06:04 PM • permalink

  159. Hooah!  Go, RAN!  Smoke those Iranian bastards!

    (Note to Damian:  Don’t like this comment?  Please FO and D.)

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 21 at 06:11 PM • permalink

  160. Oh god, he’s South Australian.

    Posted by morbo on 2007 06 21 at 06:36 PM • permalink

  161. Mornin’ all.

    Has anyone else noticed this thread is starting to look like an old men’s club?

    Welcome aboard Zardoz.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 06:40 PM • permalink

  162. Pogria…Good Morning

    Has anyone else noticed this thread is starting to look like an old men’s club?

    Did little sugar’ums (aka Pogria) wake up, on the wrong side of the bed?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 06:50 PM • permalink

  163. #162
    Has anyone else noticed this thread is starting to look like an old men’s club?
    Casually removes Snow Leopard skin fez.
    Er, no.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 06 21 at 06:53 PM • permalink

  164. OOOOhhhh, you noticed!?! :)

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 06:54 PM • permalink

  165. Hi Big El,

    just making sure you don’t take me for granted again. ;)

    lotocoti, put that fez back on.

    I found out what sort of Aeronautical Engineer Damo is.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 06:57 PM • permalink

  166. you noticed!?!

    Why hell, the only thing you didn’t do, was put in NEON…Flashing at that…:).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 06:59 PM • permalink

  167. #166,

    I wonder how often he glues his fingers to his face.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 06:59 PM • permalink

  168. just making sure you don’t take me for granted again. ;)

    Ahhh, I see the female of the species, TRICK.

    Have a guy shoot his wad fingers off, the come back on ‘em, with the sweetie for granted, stuff…lol.

    And Pogria my dear, NO ONE could or should “take you for granted”.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 07:04 PM • permalink

  169. Lataan is a serial contributor to Magrok’s site. He, to my knowledge, is incapable of writing a post or comment that doesn’t use the word “Fascist” although I am not convinced he actually knows what it means.

    Posted by Gibbo on 2007 06 21 at 07:05 PM • permalink

  170. Just making sure Big El,

    just making sure. :)

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 07:05 PM • permalink

  171. #170,

    Hi Gibbo, long time no see.

    Back to Damo, he probably can’t even pronounce it!!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 07:07 PM • permalink

  172. I wonder how often he glues his fingers to his face.

    Everytime he takes his fingers, from his ass. He adores the scent.

    Made him what he is today. No hemorrhoids, means a perfect asshole.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 07:07 PM • permalink

  173. Daamiaan Laataan’s blog profile http://www.blogger.com/profile/3997311

    You will see why he hates Jews - born Aries in the year of the rat. Star signs and Chinese birth years govern the life of new age lefties such as Daamiaan. And what a shocking combination he was handed. It can for instance cause intense hatred of Jews (Hitler was Aries and Himmler a rat baby).

    So Daamiann’s attack on Tim was divined in the stars. People here defend Jews and that lights Daamiaan’s fuse. He sees Muslims as the new storm troopers marching across the world crushing Jews and their supporters.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 06 21 at 07:13 PM • permalink

  174. Damo must be having a little sleep-in this morning as all the RWDB comments were still on his blog at 8am Adelaide time.

    Posted by craigo on 2007 06 21 at 07:17 PM • permalink

  175. #162

    We take exception to that remark Pogria.

    #119 Zardoz

    a) Bugalugs Blair is from Werribee and I find he responds best to casual invective.

    b) Comments are paid for on a scale depending on quality. The pay scale is top secret, but I am happy to share this information with commentors at my place.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 06 21 at 07:23 PM • permalink

  176. Oh Jacob, I probably know more about OZ than you do. For you are blind and yet can see.

    Terrible affliction.

    My retort to a Leftist ass kisser, at Dame’s after his reply to me.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 07:26 PM • permalink

  177. I was expecting to see Damian’s rabid hordes descend on this site for a spot of repartee.  Then I remembered: he has no readers.

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 06 21 at 07:27 PM • permalink

  178. #114

    I like the second option myself. Used to love wearing that gear.

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 21 at 07:28 PM • permalink

  179. Margos Maid

    My oh my. Should I want to rent a bed, what would be the rental….or are Yanks charged double, or excluded?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 07:30 PM • permalink

  180. kae

    Beats the hell out of staples, that’s for damn sure.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 07:31 PM • permalink

  181. #176, margos,

    that looks like one of my family gatherings!!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 07:33 PM • permalink

  182. PhD - just remember that it stands for “Piling it Higher and Deeper”.

    Which about sums up that blog.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 06 21 at 07:35 PM • permalink

  183. OT (as though this thing were on topic at this point):  another installment of the Veterans Vs. Animals series

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 06 21 at 07:35 PM • permalink

  184. #180

    Cid, Anyone who can find that place is allowed in for free. Just find an open window and climb right in. If anyone asks, tell them MM sent you.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 06 21 at 07:37 PM • permalink

  185. Now this should bring a tear to the eye of any former naval chap

    Aussie sailors repell Iranian gunboat raid
    Some colourful language was apparently used, should be hearing from the usual PC suspects about it being “confrontational”, or “insensitive”

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 06 21 at 07:40 PM • permalink

  186. #186
    I heard that on the radio thismorning. Apparently there are some very red UK military faces after they heard about it.

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 21 at 07:42 PM • permalink

  187. 185 Margos

    Cid, Anyone who can find that place is allowed in for free. Just find an open window and climb right in. If anyone asks, tell them MM sent you.

    Man, thanks. I sure will, my friend.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 07:45 PM • permalink

  188. #186 Robust attitude? Colourful language? This confrontational attitude is clearly insensitive. I am so ashamed.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 06 21 at 07:46 PM • permalink

  189. WILL ISLAM AND IT’S CHUMS STOP HIDING BEHIND THE OLD RACIST MANTRA.  ISLAM IS NOT A RACE, IT IS A SAD AND FALSE “RELIGOUS” HANGOVER FROM UNENLIGHTENED TIMES.  I AM VERY HEARTENED TO SEE THE LOONY LEFT SUPPORTING IT, I AM GLAD THAT THEY ARE ON ISLAMS SIDE AND NOT OURS.

    Posted by Howzat on 2007 06 21 at 07:47 PM • permalink

  190. Howzat

    Are you, me, Grimmy and kae…well Paco is in now too, gonna be rich, or what?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 07:49 PM • permalink

  191. This guy reminds me of an Indian bloke that applied to work with my father at the University of Tasmania. On the CV he had written:

    PhD (failed)

    Mind you, that was back in the days when Universities actually failed people.

    Posted by Pig Head Sucker on 2007 06 21 at 07:50 PM • permalink

  192. #166

    And here’s me thinking he’s the type that calculates the formula for taking a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

    He’s probably been told often enough.

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 21 at 07:51 PM • permalink

  193. PHS

    No doubt they failed people, because they WERE FAILED, people.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 07:53 PM • permalink

  194. #184, Blue state sil,

    man, there must have a heck of a lot of beer in that esky!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 07:57 PM • permalink

  195. #195,

    must have BEEN!!!

    Damn preview.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 07:58 PM • permalink

  196. Zardoz - welcome aboard.
    I recall the same handle from the ABC SSSF (teaching the posters to use a search engine, FFS :) - if so, you’re doubly welcome.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 06 21 at 08:08 PM • permalink

  197. It’s always nice to see a general carer of what goes on in the world eschew that prissy dialogue mantra for a good old-timey balls-to-the-wall rant.
    The Progressive Angst Catharsis Optimizer really is good value.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 06 21 at 08:15 PM • permalink

  198. 191# EL CID My idealogical compatriot and blog mate we are all rich in our fervour to fight for good against evil.  But with the witless pinheads at Media Watch promoting us I dont think our adience have any gravitas or moolah.  But when some terrorist moron (Iran or Al Queda etc.) gets hold of a nuke and makes the big move and fundamentalist Islam is thermonucleared in return we shall all be rich beyond belief.  Oh! and we will all be knighted by Queen Michelle Malkin.

    Posted by Howzat on 2007 06 21 at 08:19 PM • permalink

  199. llllloooooo said…

      “....racism of religion and culture”

      That has got to be the idiot quote of the century.

      What other types of racism are there?

      Racism of ideology?
      Racism of fashion choice?
      Racism of sporting teams you support?

    Last comment at Damian’s site.  Says it all really.

    This man cannot discern the difference between black humour and racism, between religion and race, and between common sense and blind hatred.  Very sad.

    Posted by peter m on 2007 06 21 at 08:20 PM • permalink

  200. #195 Pogria

    It must’ve been good beer - skunk piss such as Budweiser wouldn’t be worth defending. 

    Actually, this would make a great beer commercial.  The last scene would have to be the guy popping open a cold one while smiling down at his new rug.

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 06 21 at 08:22 PM • permalink

  201. Poor Damo,
    this is the only way he’s ever had a glimpse of success.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 08:26 PM • permalink

  202. #201,

    BRILLIANT!!!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 08:27 PM • permalink

  203. #198 the rule is: attempt constructive dialog with those who are trying to kill you, or otherwise wage war.
    but rant against anyone with conservative political views.

    Posted by daddy dave on 2007 06 21 at 08:27 PM • permalink

  204. I’m perplexed at this article. It’s not right-wing racism.

    Hands up here who is Chinese Communist please?


    Hands up who is an American Cuban here?


    Hands up who is American African and who is Australian Aboriginal here?

    Hands up who is an Muslim-Dual Citizen here?

    Hands up who is Anglo-American or Anglo Australian in here?

    Hands up who is Australian-Jewish in here?

    Hands up who is French?

    Damian, would you like us to disclose our race for you? We are a multicultural/race web blogg.

    This is our community, if you choose to have the oppinion we’re racist, you’re prob getting funded by our taxes..

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 06 21 at 08:28 PM • permalink

  205. Howzat

    Shoulder to shoulder we stand, mate.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 08:29 PM • permalink

  206. #205, don’t forget Simian.

    Both of Damo’s hands shoot up!!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 08:35 PM • permalink

  207. #139
    Oz ‘convict’ genes to the fore against the islammo’s, yet again.
    Wonder what MV’s take on this is?

    The circumstances for the Britons in March were slightly different in that they were caught so much by surprise that, had they attempted to repel the Iranians with their limited firepower, they would doubtless have taken very heavy casualties.

    Sure! Pffft!

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 06 21 at 08:38 PM • permalink

  208. Hell, I’ll let you be knighted by Queen Malkin before me…

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 08:38 PM • permalink

  209. Arise! Sir egg_.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 08:43 PM • permalink

  210. #200 peterm

    Last comment at Damian’s site.  Says it all really.

    This man cannot discern the difference between black humour and racism, between religion and race, and between common sense and blind hatred.  Very sad.

    Yes it does say it all.  I wonder what he would say about this over at Michelle Malkin’s blog ?

    The video clip is worth watching particularly with Maryam Namazie emphasising what we all know that criticism of Islam is NOT racist.

    And from Michelle’s post: “Ex-Muslims” hoping to change the terms of debate about Islam in Europe will launch a British group in London on Thursday.

    The Council of Ex-Muslims of Britain will be the latest addition to groupings that began in Germany in February and spread to Scandinavia in May. A Dutch group will hold its launch in September.”

    I wonder if we will see a similar group in Australia?

    Posted by Wand on 2007 06 21 at 08:49 PM • permalink

  211. #210 :)

    Imagine an Aussie mouthing: We’ll have none of that! ... Take that, you blackguard: we’ll give you what for!

    Needs the paco treatment.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 06 21 at 08:54 PM • permalink

  212. Firstly, it would appear that I’ve arrived lataan the scene (badoom crash). What a Wayne Kerr he is. Lataan, just say it to yourself, it’s reminiscent of ‘Milquetoast’, the perfect name for the lefty pontificator, “Hello, my name is Tarquin Lataan”.

    Secondly, after having read the bile being spewed over at Lav Paper, surely calling Pearson a coconut amongst other things is worthy of MW scorn? Non?

    Posted by Nic on 2007 06 21 at 08:59 PM • permalink

  213. Rise Sir Egg_ of scramble and taps sword on the new Sir Paco of Paxton.

    memo to me 1.618 : Re Britain…. I have found out that British people obey to the authority and have poorly managed economy and firms. Society are not motivated or discplined here compare to US(NY area). I now really understand why people are escaping themselves outside of UK!!!!!!!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 06 21 at 09:00 PM • permalink

  214. #208
    We will fight them on the beaches (Cronulla) ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 06 21 at 09:05 PM • permalink

  215. #85 El Cid: I beg to differ, m’lud. He’s got two - can’t get that silly just playin’ with one, y’know.

    Posted by SandiM on 2007 06 21 at 09:06 PM • permalink

  216. O/T,

    Vale Brendan Keilor.

    His funeral is being conducted as we speak.

    God Bless Him.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 09:07 PM • permalink

  217. #212 egg

    Somehow I don’t think it’d be quite that, er, genteel.

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 21 at 09:14 PM • permalink

  218. I thought Zardoz was in charge of our Gaza policy?

    Anyway, I just wrote to the angry little PhuD for guidance, cuz I are confused…

    Are we supposed to racist against the goy blackfellas or the heathen sandmonkeys?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 06 21 at 09:17 PM • permalink

  219. #174

    Daamiaan Laataan’s blog profile http://www.blogger.com/profile/3997311

    You will see why he hates Jews

    And yet, his name appeared as one of the original signatories of Antony Loewenstein’s petition of “Independent Jewish Voices”.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 06 21 at 09:17 PM • permalink

  220. #217 Brendan Keilar.

    Very brave man. His wife will probably accept his posthumous bravery award some time in the future and the wounds will open again.

    And people wonder why, in today’s society, others don’t intervene when something doesn’t seem right.

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 21 at 09:20 PM • permalink

  221. Dear Damian Lataan

    SUCK MY NUTS, YOU COCK GOBBLING, FECALPHELIAC.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 06 21 at 09:22 PM • permalink

  222. Damian (aka “Three Minute Damo”) must have finally had a brain snap.

    He’s been a huffin’ and a   a blowin’ all over the place these last couple of days.

    Posted by geoff on 2007 06 21 at 09:26 PM • permalink

  223. #222: HAW! I was waiting to see Infidel Tiger’s Invitation to Lataan. Now bigger and better than ever!

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 09:28 PM • permalink

  224. #224 - I may be everything and more he accuses the commentariat here of, but damn it, I’m consistent!

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 06 21 at 09:34 PM • permalink

  225. #198: The Progressive Angst Catharsis Optimizer really is good value.

    Tha’s right, locomoti! Another fine Paco product. But, like all sophisticated scientific instruments, it needs to be operated safely and in accordance with instructions. Lataan was obviously playing with his optimizer in the bathtub and sustained a severe electrical shock, which has left his angst stuck in the “on” position, thus overheating the catharsis. This careless use of the product has left him in permanent rant mode.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 09:36 PM • permalink

  226. ...and host to equally extreme right-wing warmongers, Islamaphobes, right-wing Israeli Loony Lobbyists, right-wing Zionist supporters, and other assorted liars, deceivers and thugs...

    In other words: the contents of his worst nightmares!

    Posted by rinardman on 2007 06 21 at 09:56 PM • permalink

  227. #223, geoff, Damian really likes that word, “shill.” Must be on today’s spelling list for dunces.

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 06 21 at 09:56 PM • permalink

  228. #226
    The crew in Niche Products will be pleased to hear it was operator error and it won’t be necessary for Tiny from HR to give another one of his forthright demonstrations on the importance of enhancing shareholder value.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 06 21 at 09:59 PM • permalink

  229. #210: The scene: a vast chamber in the palace of Our Sovereign, King Blair, the Ever Ready. Sunlight streams through the high arched windows illuminating the marble floors and the luxurious wall tapestries. Paco sits on his ducal throne, with a lackey on each side. Egg is ushered into the Presence and marches to the throne, where he halts and kneels. Duke Paco stands and advances, his lackeys one step behind

    Egg of Underscore, for valuable services performed in the line of duty for our Sovereign Lord, King Blair, styled the Ever Ready, I, Duke Paco, by the power vested in me by the selfsame Lord, do dub thee Knight of the Princely Antipodal Comic Order. Turns to lackey on right and removes seltzer bottle from cushion, spritzes Egg full in the face. Arise, Sir Knight turns to lackey on left, and receive your whoopee cushion and joy buzzer. Go forth and do the Lord’s work.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 10:01 PM • permalink

  230. Oh gee whiz.  Zardoz?  Another newbie.  Andrea, they’re pouring over the wall.  Raise the drawbridge, damn it.

    Oh, all right.  Zardoz, stand in that line until you get to the application minion who will give you a 500 page application, fill it out, answering every question.  Stand in the second line to hand in your application, etc., etc.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 06 21 at 10:12 PM • permalink

  231. Speaking of angry men, for those of you who don’t understand feminism, I have found a super-ace website where you can get with the jargon.

    You can also find out about how important fgm is to the feminist movement.

    Not to mention islam, and aborigines, sharia law.

    All your questions answered.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 06 21 at 10:20 PM • permalink

  232. #232 - The search result for Islam is a dream of mine.*

    *(Sits back. Only 3 more sleeps until IT appears on Media Watch.)

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 06 21 at 10:25 PM • permalink

  233. Damian has plumbed new depths of desperation:

    or are simply too thick to comprehend the concept of the new racism of religion and culture

    So now we have “old” racism, based on “races”

    AND

    “new” racism, based on religion and culture - aka intolerance and prejudice.

    It seems poor old intolerance wasn’t up to the task, and unless you can scream racism!!!111!!!, you just don’t count.

    He proves his point by saying dictionaries (including online ones) are ancient, and cites 2 powerhouses of society standards, one being some conference papaer on school bullying.

    Is this guy seriously deranged?  One can only reach one conclusion.

    Here’s some help mate:

    Racism is not Islamaphobia.

    Sorry if that confuses your little beating heart.

    Posted by peter m on 2007 06 21 at 10:37 PM • permalink

  234. #234
    Hi Peter, I agree with you whole heartedly. I almost spilled tea over the keyboard when I saw that he was trying weasel his way of the accuracy of his definition.

    —Nora

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 06 21 at 10:45 PM • permalink

  235. #232 Margos, when I first went to that site, I actually thought it was satire! Truly!
    Anyway, in their “definitions” page, I posted the following.

    So, let me get this straight.
    third wave feminism = women are just like men, except with different genitalia;
    nice guys = sarcastic put down of decent and/or well meaning men;
    not my nigel = sarcastic putdown of women who love decent and/or well-meaning men;
    patriarchy = a universal trait of all societies, in contrast to the feminist utopia that has never been achieved;
    PHMT = men who hide their emotions must be really suffering;
    pornulacious = dressing to appear attractive to men is wrong;
    PUA = sexually frustrated unattractive guys who want to get laid are not just pathetic losers, they’re evil;
    rape culture = an abberation in most Western societies (hence the widespread illegality of rape);
    sex-pos = the existence of this term is effectively an admission that many feminists are anti-sex;
    strawfeminist = none of our critics have anything worthwhile to say.

    thanks.
    Very informative.

    Then, on their page about “why was I sent here” or whatever, they ask for suggestions for new topics on their FAQ. I posted the following.

    What is your position on female genital mutilation?
    Also, what is your position on laws in many countries where women get stoned for committing adultery (often the “adultery” means they were raped)?

    I used the name “Dee Dee” because I figured a man’s posts would have no hope. Both comments are “awaiting moderation.” I’m not holding my breath.
    But actually, I thought of other things to say too. Like,

    “Why are you more worried about rich Western girls wearing short skirts and high heels than poor Muslim girls being confined to their houses, deprived of education, liberty, or the right to work, and being forced to wear head-to-toe dehumanising clothing?”

    But one thing at a time. I don’t want to make their tiny brains explode.

    Posted by daddy dave on 2007 06 21 at 11:15 PM • permalink

  236. btw, sorry for the long post

    Posted by daddy dave on 2007 06 21 at 11:17 PM • permalink

  237. Putting on my best Bernard Woolley impersonation:

    “GOSH!!!!!!”.

    Posted by Louis on 2007 06 21 at 11:24 PM • permalink

  238. #236 Post is up dee dee, you straw feminist!

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 06 21 at 11:28 PM • permalink

  239. #228

    #223, geoff, Damian really likes that word, “shill.” Must be on today’s spelling list for dunces.

    I know where Three Minute Damo picked up his new word. It was on this  

    Boston based “liberal” blog. From this actual post.

    Make a Difference – Challenge a Shill
    by Anthony Ioven

    Derision is the weapon of choice of unscrupulous shills who know a serious threat to their pet agendas when they see one. And it works pretty well to keep the timid and semi-informed in line.

    How do I know this?

    It’s because Three Minute Damo tends to
    follow me around like a rabid dog.

    Posted by geoff on 2007 06 21 at 11:36 PM • permalink

  240. #232 - What a stupid blog. All about feminism, yet no recipe section or tips on darning socks.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 06 21 at 11:39 PM • permalink

  241. wow… and she referenced my post here as well! ouch! I only double-posted here because I really didn’t expect it to get through moderation.
    well, credit where it’s due: kudos for publishing a dissenting voice.  However, despite the response, I didn’t “read in bad faith”; those comments were a genuine reaction to what I read.
    Acronyms and short-hand are for bypassing common assumptions. Your ideological opponents and critics are unlikely to share those assumptions, and therefore, will take a dim view of your shorthand.

    Posted by daddy dave on 2007 06 21 at 11:40 PM • permalink

  242. #234 - Peter, you have to understand the bankruptcy of left-wing moral vocabulary. “Racist” has the same meaning as “right-winger” - it means “bad”. Since right-wing Christians are “bad”, it is not “racist” (that is, “bad”) to slander them and their religion. Since Muslims are not “bad” (i.e., “right-wingers”), it is racist to slander them and their religion.

    It’s sort of the way pre-schoolers try to grasp and define the world around them.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 06 21 at 11:42 PM • permalink

  243. #241 don’t make jokes like that, or you could end up on MediaWatch.

    Posted by daddy dave on 2007 06 21 at 11:42 PM • permalink

  244. The Leftist pricks deleted one of my posts…but then…hey, they love free expression, eh?...Just theirs.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 11:43 PM • permalink

  245. Mythusmage (your name screams “wanker” by the way, is that what you call yourself in your local LARP group?)“I am of course speaking of a bunch who would spend their time on their houseboats moored to Ayers Rock loudly proclaiming the non-occurance of global warming.”

    Of course we would, you arse. You don’t think we’d spend all this time and energy on DENIALISM if we didn’t have a plan for it? I got my houseboat and my tanning lotion, and I’m going where the sunshine NEVER STOPS!!! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I havta go burn some trees to death. This whole warming-the-earth business is taking way too long to pay off.

    Posted by wreckage on 2007 06 21 at 11:43 PM • permalink

  246. I write now to show that speaking ill of Tim Blair doesn’t always lead to a spike in visits, no matter how much you beg for one. Why, with the post I linked to above I really dont expect more than maybe 200 or 300 visitors above my normal pittance of 20 or so on a wildly good day.

    As a matter of fact, I will make people here this bet. If I get so much as 500 extra visitors from this comment in the next week, I will actually spend all donations I receive on a new iMac. (Be sure to donate so I’ll actually have the money to spend on a new iMac.)

    I do this to show that you are not as genrous with your disdain and contempt as you like to think. :p

    Posted by mythusmage on 2007 06 21 at 11:44 PM • permalink

  247. For God’s sake, Tig Tog, if you have been reading Tim Blair you risk losing the hard won respect of all of us.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 06 21 at 11:45 PM • permalink

  248. Once again with punctuation


    #228

    #223, geoff, Damian really likes that word, “shill.” Must be on today’s spelling list for dunces.

    Maree, I know where Three Minute Damo picked up his new word. It was on this

    Boston based “liberal” blog. From this actual post. [Link below

    Make a Difference – Challenge a Shill
    by Anthony Ioven

    Derision is the weapon of choice of unscrupulous shills who know a serious threat to their pet agendas when they see one. And it works pretty well to keep the timid and semi-informed in line.

    How do I know this?

    It’s because Three Minute Damo tends to
    follow me around like a rabid dog.

    [About one third down- May 24 2007]

    like a rabid dog

    Posted by geoff on 2007 06 21 at 11:46 PM • permalink

  249. #244 - I’m a humble man with small ambitions, a “Nigel” if you like, but to be quoted on Media Watch would add some sparkle to my otherwise grey existence. That and to be the Dark Patriarchial Overlord of MuthaFuckin’ Earth.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 06 21 at 11:46 PM • permalink

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