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Antony Loewenstein on the launch of a new type of Coke:

It’s legal and possibly quite effective, though ethnically suspect.

Talented blundersmith Loewenstein once visited Melbourne to consume brassieres (since amended). The man’s a living Two Ronnies sketch. Meanwhile, Andrew West declines to correct his angry teen ravings about George W. Bush:

I made no reference to the number of mine deaths. I merely pointed to the Bush administration’s cuts to the agency that monitors mine safety. I have nothing to retract.

Class act, isn’t he?

(Via James Waterton, now writing at Samizdata)

UPDATE. West is now calling for Tony Blair to be jailed for life:

I want war-mongering, human rights-abusing government leaders to face trial and life imprisonment.

Posted by Tim B. on 01/11/2006 at 07:51 AM
  1. “ethnically suspect”

    Well, it IS brown…

    Posted by Jim Treacher on 2006 01 11 at 08:54 AM • permalink

  2. “I made no reference before I made the reference”

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 01 11 at 09:01 AM • permalink

  3. What a bunch of cretans.

    Posted by Ross on 2006 01 11 at 09:23 AM • permalink

  4. I must admit I have become horribly addicted to Coke Zero. I’ve even drunk it first thing in the morning. The shame…..

    Posted by Monroe Doctrine on 2006 01 11 at 09:50 AM • permalink

  5. “I want war-mongering, human rights-abusing government leaders to face trial and life imprisonment.”

    Er, what if they’re not convicted? How about, then, we just take their driver’s licenses away for a year?

    Antoine looks like a Portuguese water dog.

    Posted by paco on 2006 01 11 at 09:57 AM • permalink

  6. Wow, Tim! Revel in the fact that you are read by Loewenstein himself! He’s already edited the offending culturally-related word.

    Posted by James Waterton on 2006 01 11 at 09:59 AM • permalink

  7. Love to see West’s list of leaders he’d like to see in the dock.

    If Blair’s in line, I assume lefty faves like Bobby Mugabe and Fidelista Castrolissimo—not to mention Kim Jong Whackjob and the entire Chinese politburo—are all in line in front of him.

    But, somehow, I doubt it.

    Posted by cosmo on 2006 01 11 at 10:19 AM • permalink

  8. If you look at a lot of West’s readers, they are complaining that Holocaust denial is not taken seriously and is illegal in many places.

    Seems that a lot of the Left don’t think it happened or something. They are interesting folks in the ‘reality’ based community.

    Posted by Scott W on 2006 01 11 at 10:25 AM • permalink

  9. “It’s legal and possibly quite effective, though ethnically suspect.”

    What, is aspartame whiter than sugar or something?

    Posted by monkeyfan on 2006 01 11 at 10:32 AM • permalink

  10. I see Ant has a new photo of himself on his website.  Is he trying to look less like a girlie man?

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 01 11 at 10:35 AM • permalink

  11. How funny. I want traitorous, leftist-propaganda-spewing, enemy-heartening jerks tried and imprisoned.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 01 11 at 10:35 AM • permalink

  12. MM Vanilla Coke…
    West -I have nothing to retract..
    Only his undercarriage…

    Posted by crash on 2006 01 11 at 10:36 AM • permalink

  13. Tones must have stolen in during the night and eaten the Peta lady’s brassiere…

    Posted by crash on 2006 01 11 at 10:38 AM • permalink

  14. Homey don’t drink Fresca…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 11 at 11:15 AM • permalink

  15. As James posted in Antony’s comment thread:

    If anything, I get the feeling it’s a little lame - especially when I read the faux comments on their blog about how great the zero movement is.

    Same here. Maybe lefties who are up in arms (oops, bad metaphor) about this are just afraid of the lameness competition?

    Posted by PW on 2006 01 11 at 11:37 AM • permalink

  16. I think that Ant is upset because he thinks of himself as being the model spokesman for anything related to   zero (with respect to #5).

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 01 11 at 11:59 AM • permalink

  17. I want war-mongering, human rights-abusing government leaders to face trial and life imprisonment.

    Well, some of them anyway.

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2006 01 11 at 12:10 PM • permalink

  18. Okay, so if Bush has cut mine safety inspectors… yet statistically mine safety has continued to improve during his time in office… then we should be happy that for once a government agency is working more efficiently and effectively, no?

    But if you look at that and you still conclude that cutting mine inspectors was a crime, then you’re obviously not actually concerned about mine safety, but ONLY about protecting all government jobs permanently, regardless of need or effectiveness.

    Glad we straightened that out.

    Posted by Mike G on 2006 01 11 at 12:12 PM • permalink

  19. Loewy’s just mad because Coke coopted Leftyspeak to sell soft drinks, and it probably works in his segment of society.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 01 11 at 12:47 PM • permalink

  20. I want war-mongering, human rights-abusing government leaders to face trial and life imprisonment.

    Despite this statement, there seemed to be quite a lack of enthusiasm among a certain large section of public opinion at seeing Saddam Hussein facing trial and imprisonment.  Was Mr. L one of these?

    But maybe Saddam didn’t qualify.  Let’s see:

    War-mongering - Well, he did invade Iran in order to grab Iranian territory. Check.  Then later he invaded Kuwait to grab Kuwaiti territory (and the millions of barrels of oil that go with it). Check.  I think that’s pretty much the definition of war mongering.

    Human rights-abusing - One look at the record puts this one away in a moment.  Genocidal poison gas attacks, ecological destruction to control certain populations, mass graves, acid baths, wood chippers, body parts delivered to doorsteps, etc. etc. not to mention the lack of the basics, like free speech, freedom of religious worship, freedom of assocation, etc.  I’m no expert but I would call those human rights abuses.

    Government leader - I guess maybe if Saddam wasn’t a government leader he wouldn’t fall within the criteria.  But, seeing how everything in Iraq was named after Saddam (Saddam City, Saddam Airport, Saddam this, Saddam that), seeing how his face was on all the money, seeing how his portrait was literally everywhere, and seeing how he was head of the Revolutionary Command Council it’s pretty hard to make the case that he wasn’t the leader of Iraq and didn’t have responsibility for what went on there.

    So in my book he qualifies.  And yet, so many people wanted to leave him alone because he was “contained”, because he was the leader of a “sovereign” country, because…, because…, well because their principles shift on a dime when it’s politically expedient and they really don’t give a s*** about human rights-abusing world leaders.  Or more properly, the don’t give a s*** about the people being abused unless they are useful as a pawn in some political war.

    Posted by kcom on 2006 01 11 at 01:55 PM • permalink

  21. I’m also struck by this distinction -

    Bush and Blair (and many others) waged a war to depose a tyrant, end a genocial regime, and give people a chance to form their own government.  The elections in Iraq didn’t happen in spite of us, they happened because of us.

    Saddam Hussein waged two wars to grab territory and didn’t bring a free vote to anyone.  In fact, he tried to wipe Kuwait off the map and deny them any say in their affairs whatsoever.

    Which situation do you think is a better examplar of “war-mongering”?

    Posted by kcom on 2006 01 11 at 02:14 PM • permalink

  22. Blair vs Kingston. Tex vs Thom. James Waterton vs Antony.

    An ongoing triple-bill that never ceases to entertain.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 01 11 at 03:09 PM • permalink

  23. kcom, he also fired missiles at a country that wasn’t even involved in his wars.

    Posted by Achillea on 2006 01 11 at 03:30 PM • permalink

  24. “Zero Movement” ... I thought the article was going to be about of bunch of council workers leaning on their shovels ...

    Posted by Stevo on 2006 01 11 at 05:45 PM • permalink

  25. May i suggest brassieres provencal, the specialty of a well known melbourne brasserie with a side serving of ethically prepared salad nicoise.

    Posted by davo on 2006 01 11 at 05:46 PM • permalink

  26. Dammit, I knew I should have emailed “ethnically suspect” around as soon as I found it on the idiot’s blog.  Instead I just left a smart-arsed comment.

    Posted by HisHineness on 2006 01 11 at 06:27 PM • permalink

  27. The Coke Zero ad campaign twists lefty nipples in knots because they still generally believe that ‘the masses’ are as easily manipulated by propaganda as they are.

    OMG!
    It looks like graffiti!
    Police state!
    POLICE STATE!

    Posted by monkeyfan on 2006 01 11 at 07:11 PM • permalink

  28. The Coke Zero ad campaign twists lefty nipples in knots because they still generally believe that ‘the masses’ are as easily manipulated by propaganda as they are.

    Yes, but the good news is that the lefties are always generous enough to make themselves available to tell all those masses what’s good for them.  Sure, it’s a sacrifice, but somebody has to do it.

    Posted by kcom on 2006 01 11 at 08:41 PM • permalink

  29. Is the mass drinking and enjoyment of Coke ethnically cleansing?

    OK, he meant ethically ... what’s wrong with some smart advertising ... or is he opposed one of the well recognised symbols of the United States ... Coca Cola?

    Posted by Stevo on 2006 01 11 at 08:43 PM • permalink

  30. #26 A bunch of advertising wankers pretending to be a grass roots movement?
    Philip Adams…

    Posted by crash on 2006 01 12 at 04:46 AM • permalink

  31. Kcom 28

    Yes, but the good news is that the lefties are always generous enough to make themselves available to tell all those masses what’s good for them.

    Funny thing that.

    The trick is to make sure that all they can manage to do is “make themselves available to tell” rather than allow them to disarm us so they can plain old tell us what to do.

    Fortunately most of the ‘bats in the west are pretty damn lazy and rarely work up the gumption for anything beyond hot air production. They have to rely on products like the Kyoto protocol in hopes of creating the conditions for their revolution.

    Posted by monkeyfan on 2006 01 12 at 06:58 PM • permalink

  32. Loewenstein’s blunderful ways are catching. The Australian blog awards list Loewenstein as ‘Anthony Looowenstein’.

    Posted by TimT on 2006 01 13 at 06:13 PM • permalink

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