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LAY IT ON HIM

Legal genius Bryan Law seeks martyrdom:

One of the four convicted, Bryan Law, did not ask for leniency in his sentence submission, telling Justice Thomas that he “is prepared for a custodial sentence.”

“I ask that Your Honour does not grant a suspended sentence,” he said.

“That would be cruel.

“I would not be able to abide by its conditions and we would just end up in court again.

“Lay it on me Your Honour, and I’ll serve it out.”

His colleague, Jim Golding, said he did not want to go to jail and invited Justice Thomas to “join the resistance, the side that’s fighting for human rights.”

They haven’t exactly handled this well.

(Via Murph)

UPDATE. ekb87 writes: “While we’re busy worrying about Palestinian terrorists, those troublesome Presbyterians and silly-billys like Bryan Law and Donna Mulhearn, we’ve ignored the growing threat of Cornish extremists!” Quite so:

The Cornish National Liberation Army (CNLA) — which wants independence for the coastal county and is suspected of a 1980s attack on a courthouse — has reportedly threatened to torch Rick Stein’s Seafood Restaurant in Padstow.

The group has also threatened Jamie Oliver’s Fifteen eatery in Newquay.

Posted by Tim B. on 06/14/2007 at 12:48 PM
  1. I suspect every time Bryla opens his mouth, the judge mentally adds a month to his sentence.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 14 at 12:53 PM • permalink

  2. “Lay it on me Your Honour, and I’ll serve it out.”

    An unfortunate choice of words, old fellow. Not the mot juste at all.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 14 at 12:53 PM • permalink

  3. I would not be able to abide by its conditions and we would just end up in court again.

    So what’s to prevent him from not being able to resist doing it again after he gets out?

    Posted by CraigC on 2007 06 14 at 12:57 PM • permalink

  4. They haven’t exactly handled this well.

    Seems to me that they’ve handled it perfectly. They get to be heroes in their own minds and the rest of y’all are shed of them for awhile.

    Win Win.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 06 14 at 12:59 PM • permalink

  5. Bend over Bryla so you cell mate can lay it on you.

    Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 06 14 at 01:09 PM • permalink

  6. I’m surprised he didn’t plead for Gitmo. He lays in bed at night dreaming of being David Hicks.

    Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 06 14 at 01:17 PM • permalink

  7. And what does Golding mean by the resistance. Would that be the Iraqi resistance.

    Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 06 14 at 01:22 PM • permalink

  8. His colleague, Jim Golding, said he did not want to go to jail and invited Justice Thomas to “join the resistance, the side that’s fighting for human rights.”

    I suppose it would have been unseemly for the judge to laugh at that point?

    I wonder how he’s kept the guffaws in through the case?

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 14 at 01:26 PM • permalink

  9. Aww. I actually feel for Bryan. He’s a kook and all, but he’s harmless (and sometimes entertaining!).

    We should write the court, tell him to release him- if anything, it would REALLY annoy Bryan to have been saved by Blair-ites.

    Posted by mencken_cynic on 2007 06 14 at 01:52 PM • permalink

  10. The group has also threatened Jamie Oliver’s Fifteen eatery in Newquay.

    I’m sorry, but I’m having just a little bit of trouble taking this liberation movement seriously.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 14 at 01:55 PM • permalink

  11. #10: Paco, I’ve got an insider’s tip that the bill was $3.29 more than they were willing to pay.

    So one of them had to stay back and do the dishes to pay off the remaining debt.

    Grudges are being held.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 14 at 02:22 PM • permalink

  12. Judge Wexler: If my hands weren’t tied by the unalterable fetters of the law, then I would invoke the tradition of our illustrious forebears, reach back to a purer, sterner justice, and have you BURNED AT THE STAKE!
    —Ghost Busters II

    Posted by mojo on 2007 06 14 at 02:28 PM • permalink

  13. Eh. I’ll give high marks for honesty. God knows how much money would be saved in the US if people would just admit they don’t intend to follow probationary conditions, so they might as well go straight to prison.

    Posted by brett_l on 2007 06 14 at 02:36 PM • permalink

  14. #11 Ash: Now you’re stealing my thoughts. I figured this had to be about free food, somehow.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 14 at 02:36 PM • permalink

  15. #14 That’s because everything in life comes down to either free food or free liquor Paco.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 14 at 02:47 PM • permalink

  16. “Lay it on me Your Honour, and I’ll serve it out.”

    Why does this make me think of Bryla kneeling with arms outspread in the family room of Madame Eva’s House of Pain?

    And what’s with the Cornish Liberation Movement?  What are they going to do?  Throw game hens at the place?

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 06 14 at 03:06 PM • permalink

  17. No war for tin! Let my pasties go!

    Posted by andycanuck on 2007 06 14 at 03:30 PM • permalink

  18. This explains the lack of updates.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 06 14 at 03:36 PM • permalink

  19. Very interesting defence strategy Bryla has employed. Seems hell bent on getting some decent gaol time, seemingly a view not shared by his counterparts.
    Given they’ll all likely cop an identical sentence you can imagine how appreciative the other three were to hear Bryla asking the judge to “Lay it on me. I’ll serve it out!”

    Posted by Hank Reardon on 2007 06 14 at 04:38 PM • permalink

  20. I’m sorry, but I’m having just a little bit of trouble taking this liberation movement seriously.

    I figure if they’re going after Jamie Oliver, they can’t be all bad.

    Posted by rightwingprof on 2007 06 14 at 04:51 PM • permalink

  21. #14,15. Wish someone would ply me with free liquor and food occasionally.

    I’m sick of grocery shopping at the moment. Got an extra mouth in the house and it’s remarkable how much extra stuff we’re going through.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 06 14 at 05:06 PM • permalink

  22. I think Tim nailed it on the martyrdom thing.

    Byrla’s brothers-in-spirit over in the ME get to play at being real martyrs, but with our gun laws and generally law-abiding population and bleeding heart judiciary he’s got to make an extra effort to make a statement.

    What the statement is, however, is anybody’s guess.

    Any suggestions?

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 06 14 at 05:09 PM • permalink

  23. Heh, the strategy is to get a lenient sentence on the grounds of mental instability.

    Posted by entropy on 2007 06 14 at 05:12 PM • permalink

  24. #22
    He’s probably semi-tumescent at the prospect of becoming a prisoner of conscience, Australia’s very own Andrei Sakharov.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 06 14 at 06:16 PM • permalink

  25. In the long run we shall prevail.

    Cheers
    Bryan

    Can you imagine being in the next door cell, having to listen to him chanting:

    Bryla:
    “You can take away my freedom, but in the end, we will prevaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll”

    Ape next cell:
    “Shut up you dingbat, I can’t sleep with your moaning.”

    Bryla:
    “We shall, we shall not be moved.”

    Ape next cell:
    “You bloody idiot - you are locked up.  What do you expect to happen - the prison guards to try and break you out? hahaha STFU dingbat or I’ll knock you back to Darwin.”

    Bryla:
    “It was those Blairites - they turned the jury!”

    Ape next door:
    “Mate, you should be more worried about what they paid me to do to you ...”

    The end.

    Posted by peter m on 2007 06 14 at 06:21 PM • permalink

  26. Tubby Jesus crucified for your sins.

    At least he did his part to change the world. Putting a sign on the base fence that read “Pine Gap Peace Base” has made all the difference.

    Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 06 14 at 06:34 PM • permalink

  27. At 13 Aussie dollars for a piece of fucking cod and chips, it’s no fucking wonder.  Rick Stein should be asking himself “Why do they hate us?”

    Posted by murph on 2007 06 14 at 06:38 PM • permalink

  28. I hear the train a comin’ it’s rollin round the bend…..

    Cash, J

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 06 14 at 06:58 PM • permalink

  29. #25, peter m:

    Bryla:
    “It was those Blairites - they turned the jury!”

    Ape next door:
    “Mate, you should be more worried about what they paid me to do to you ...”

    The end.

    Is there a PayPal account set up for that yet?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 06 14 at 07:10 PM • permalink

  30. Sounds like another Hicks wannabe.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 06 14 at 07:22 PM • permalink

  31. Like I said earlier, Bryla should have kept his “Jesus” look.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 14 at 07:28 PM • permalink

  32. Battered fish cooked in beef dripping?

    Why would anyone do that?

    Posted by Janice on 2007 06 14 at 08:00 PM • permalink

  33. #31

    Like I said earlier, Bryla should have kept his “Jesus” look

    Bryan Law - Rubenesque Jesus

    Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 06 14 at 08:10 PM • permalink

  34. My only suggestion for Bry- stock up on Listerene. Lots of it. And maybe a set of kneepads.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 06 14 at 08:12 PM • permalink

  35. #32
    That’s what fish and chips used to be cooked in before vege oil became fash, er, the healthy (tasteless) alternative.

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 14 at 08:41 PM • permalink

  36. Can the judge order the four be remanded to a psych ward?

    —Nora

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 06 14 at 08:54 PM • permalink

  37. #36- Not sure, as I don’t think stratjackets come in XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL.

    There’s also a major risk that Donna Mulhearn would be mistaken for a member of staff, and escape into the community.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 06 14 at 09:32 PM • permalink

  38. Webdiary sees Bryain as a rembodiment (huh??) of Banquo’s ghost from MacBeth- that’s a whole mess of ectoplasm by crikey. The Tyke Times claims the jury was crying when they delivered the verdict- I’ve laughed that hard myself.
    Perth Indymedia reports that the prosecutor has asked for porrige to be served, saying there’s “no prospect for rehabilitation”.
    There’s a photo of the wacky sign erected by the four stooges, and despite the fact that the facility has no ordnance or means of delivery I think it’s a bottler, and a worthy mission statement.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 06 14 at 09:46 PM • permalink

  39. #35 Kae, exactly my thoughts. Maybe Janice is too young to know the joys of cooking in animal fats.
    My favourite childhood food was cold dripping spread on white bread with plenty of pepper and salt. A complete meal for a growing youngster.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 06 14 at 10:00 PM • permalink

  40. #35- May I direct you to this advisory notice?

    I heartily* concur.

    *Best to not exert that particular organ and free the congestive globs that have formed in the ventricles though.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 06 14 at 10:06 PM • permalink

  41. A friend of mine was framed by The Cornish National Liberation Army (CNLA). He was a Cornish Patsy.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 06 14 at 10:12 PM • permalink

  42. #38 Did you read far enough, Habib, to see if Margo cast herself as one of the “weird sisters” further on in the Webdiary posting?

    Posted by andycanuck on 2007 06 14 at 10:15 PM • permalink

  43. #42- Unfortunately my eyes automatically form cataracts as an autoimmune defence of my brain if I try to read more than two paragraphs of the tortured prose and hyperventilating, meandering consiracy theories which pass for posts at Webdiary. I note that Margo has a sibling named Hamish, so perhaps she’s well versed in matters of Hebridean hubble bubble.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 06 14 at 10:23 PM • permalink

  44. #39
    Yeah, Skeets, I’m not old enough to remember bread and duck-under-the-table, but my Gran and my mum, who was born the year after you, have mentioned it.

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 14 at 11:29 PM • permalink

  45. #40
    No Habib, I’m happy ‘cos I AM lard. (But diminishing!)

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 14 at 11:30 PM • permalink

  46. Cornish National Liberation Army?  It will be a whole new world for Cindy Sheehan.  Britain out of occupied Penzance!

    Does anybody else think that this fad for “liberation movemnts” has gotten out of hand?

    #15 Ash,
    I hope you are doing well.

    Posted by Michael Lonie on 2007 06 15 at 12:47 AM • permalink

  47. Properly, fresh caught pan fish should be filleted and fresh caught channel catfish (fiddlers—fish of 1 to 1.5 pounds) should be fully cleaned, then both should be rolled in a combination of 1/3 cornmeal and 2/3 white flour, salt and pepper to taste and then fried in lard hot enough to just start smoking.

    Sweet onions on the side, fried potatoes or potato salad, fresh sliced tomatoes, maybe some corn on the cob in season.  Good enough to make you slap your granny.

    Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2007 06 15 at 12:49 AM • permalink

  48. #47 Mmmh Got pictures?

    BTW, DYK, WTH, People in Cornwall are subject to high doses of naturally-occurring radioactive radon gas emanating from uranium-bearing granite rocks in the area, the average total dose rate is 7.8 Millisieverts - about 3-4 times the annual dose rate of most people.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 06 15 at 01:01 AM • permalink

  49. Our favourite leftie Brylaw and his mates have been let off with fines.

    He’ll be very disappointed

    storylink

    —Nora

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 06 15 at 01:35 AM • permalink

  50. #46 I’m doing well thanks Michael. Paco’s got a babysweep going, you should get in on the action.

    #49 Nora, those fines are nowhere near enough.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 15 at 02:15 AM • permalink

  51. #50

    Let’s just play the long game with these people Ash.

    Now they’ve got runs on the board and heading for Queensland.

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 06 15 at 02:18 AM • permalink

  52. #50

    BTW Ash, mumsy and her associates from the Rosary Makers Guild are quietly pleased that their “special intention” has been granted and you are still in one piece resting comfortably.

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 06 15 at 02:37 AM • permalink

  53. #52 They’re clearly better people than me Pickles, because I’m loudly pleased and may have been rather excited on the telephone about such events to a certain gentleman’s mother. Thank your mother and her associates for me.

    Whilst the gentleman in question was hiding in the bathroom so he wouldn’t have to speak to her.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 15 at 03:10 AM • permalink

  54. Judge Thomas is a long term N.T. identity.

    Her judgements are often described by locals as lenient.

    Is it not the case that defence lawyers can sometimes select a window of opportunity when a favourable judge is sitting? Surely those defending themselves, as these people were, are able to do the same?

    If I am correct,then the defendants may well have “organised” for Justice Sally Thomas to preside.

    But the question remains .....Did they want leniency or the full extent of the law, which as I understand it can be seven years?

    Posted by Dave Wane on 2007 06 15 at 05:28 AM • permalink

  55. #47 - JorgXMcKie - you’re not from Southern Indiana, are you? That meal - Fiddlers & all the fixin’s - is My Chief’s favorite, at a place in Newburgh where we would add a fishbowl of draft beer, then enjoy Posey County watermelon for dessert.

    I’m sorry, what was the topic? I need some breakfast!

    Posted by KC on 2007 06 15 at 06:28 AM • permalink

  56. #32

    The best fish and chips are fried in beef dripping.

    Chips [or french fries] cooked in beef dripping have a lovely buttery taste.

    In the olden days, McDonald’s in the US cooked their fries in a mixture of beef tallow and cotton-seed oil.

    They changed to vegetable oil, to lower the saturated fat, but it spoiled the taste.

    Now they add natural beef flavour to the fries. That improved the taste, but annoys vegetarians and non-beef eaters.

    Posted by pog-ma-thon on 2007 06 15 at 06:58 AM • permalink

  57. #55-you’re not from Southern Indiana, are you?

    I am. Whereabouts are you from?

    Posted by rightwingprof on 2007 06 15 at 09:20 AM • permalink

  58. Hubby’s home town is Newburgh, I met him in Evansville.

    Posted by KC on 2007 06 15 at 09:28 AM • permalink

  59. Speaking of cooking in animal fats vs vegie oil, I’m with Skeeter and Kae.

    My mum cooked roasts with dripping for years, and she also remembered eating dripping on bread.

    It drives me nuts when trying to do a roast dinner these days because the meat is too lean and you can’t get enough fat off it for the best taste.

    Kids of today don’t know what they are missing out on.

    Bloody food nazis.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 06 15 at 10:03 AM • permalink

  60. Nilk, I buy some Lard or Dripping from the supermarket. There’s also a lot to be said for keeping your dripping!
    My grandma used to heat up her potato leftovers by frying them in dripping. Yum!
    I hate leftovers, but nanna M had a way with them. But I never had bread and dripping.

    Vege oil just has no taste.
    And it’s a bitch to clean off, it’s really sticky and, yuck!

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 15 at 11:02 AM • permalink

  61. I’ve heard goose fat makes for gr8 roast potatoes.

    Posted by Rob Read on 2007 06 15 at 12:28 PM • permalink

  62. #55 Getting back a little late, but I’m from western Illinois.  However, I have lots and lots of relatives in the Vincennes, IN area.  My grandfather and his older brother worked their way up the Wabash River as ‘musslers’ dragging freshwater mussels out of the river to boil and sell the shells to Mother-of-Pearl factories and then down the Illinois River.  Grandpa came to rest in western Illinois when he won my grandmother’s hand over his brother’s suit.

    The lower parts of western Illinois, north of St. Louis are much like souther Indiana with better soil.

    Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2007 06 17 at 12:59 AM • permalink

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