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Posted by Tim B. on 02/23/2007 at 01:56 PM

  1. Loan Hicks the Tardis? Are you crazy?

    =^0

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 02 23 at 02:28 PM • permalink

  2. At last.  Some practical suggestions.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 02 23 at 02:43 PM • permalink

  3. PROBLEM #2: Ability to interact with fellow Australians is limited by large walls, razor wire, American guards and foreign location.

    SUGGESTION: Travel back in time to a point prior to your joining the Taliban and vowing to replace Western democracy with Islamic law.

    Why don’t you just publish my home address and where in my basement they can find the Tardis.  I mean geez.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 02 23 at 04:01 PM • permalink

  4. I hope they’re paying you enough, Blair! Pure genius! The hair ignition sounds so appropriate.

    Posted by Gravelly on 2007 02 23 at 04:31 PM • permalink

  5. Tim Blair is the right-wing Hugh Mackay.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 23 at 05:03 PM • permalink

  6. Dear Abby has nothing on you, Tim.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 02 23 at 05:12 PM • permalink

  7. You should go on a date with 1.618 tim b..

    tim b. smh (sydney paper) dick C protest pic has an incorrect caption. the mature lady was only an onlooker not a protester.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 02 23 at 05:40 PM • permalink

  8. http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/terrorists-aiming-for-empire/2007/02/23/1171734021090.html

    This is the image… She’s an onlooker and got hurt by protesters.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 02 23 at 05:41 PM • permalink

  9. I get most of them, but who didn’t pay the speeding fine?

    Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2007 02 23 at 05:52 PM • permalink

  10. Tim, for God’s sake, take 1.618 out on the date and TAKE A CAMERA! There are some questions that can’t be left unanswered.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 23 at 06:09 PM • permalink

  11. ’Scuse me, early morning caffeine deficit.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 23 at 06:09 PM • permalink

  12. Yay, latest column!

    Posted by m on 2007 02 23 at 06:54 PM • permalink

  13. Re: smh on Cheney visit/speech:
    “In comments that could have been made in the months after the September 11 terrorist attacks, but which fell flat with his Sydney audience. . . .”
    Is that true? Was any of you there?

    Posted by m on 2007 02 23 at 07:02 PM • permalink

  14. Earlier Mr Rudd said among the protesters against Mr Cheney he had seen in television footage were “a bunch of violent ferals, and they should expect absolutely no sympathy from the police”.
    Ooh, I rather like that: “violent ferals.” Point!

    Posted by m on 2007 02 23 at 07:03 PM • permalink

  15. Hello? Hello? Is no one else here?

    Posted by m on 2007 02 23 at 07:04 PM • permalink

  16. #9 marcus einfeld - a judge who lied about who was driving his car when caught speeding.  he is a social justice crusader too, with dodgy views on heaps of things, including whether judges & police should associate with prostitutes, & is the kind of lefty cretin who bears some responsibility for not crushing the dissent of violent ferals

    Posted by KK on 2007 02 23 at 08:13 PM • permalink

  17. Tim,

    I think you should email this column to Michael Leunig.  It might help alleviate his bitterness and despair with the world and the rest of humanity.

    Posted by ann j on 2007 02 23 at 08:29 PM • permalink

  18. Tim, for God’s sake, take 1.618 out on the date and TAKE A CAMERA! There are some questions that can’t be left unanswered. Swinish love your thinking.. Date would be great, he’s a honey bunny.. (handsome)

    Okies, tim b apart from a date, I just wanted to share with the Blair Readers ( you know gutsy and it’s good news) pauses..

    That.... A lefty rally will be held 17th march at Town Hall to free DAVID HICKS.

    The lefties are lurking in the Eastern Suburbs today, and are trying to sell their newspaper.

    Today’s Lefty papers header is “Chain up Chenny”

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 02 23 at 09:27 PM • permalink

  19. M: the lady was an onlooker, who got knocked down, she was not a protester.

    The image is misleading, as it implies she’s a protester.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 02 23 at 09:28 PM • permalink

  20. Tim, your advice to Einfeld was priceless. I have a dilemma. I want to car pool with him but I am neither female nor an academic. Can I still borrow the Lexus?

    Posted by captain on 2007 02 23 at 09:37 PM • permalink

  21. PROBLEM #13. What do you do when the temperature keeps plummeting every time you try to warn people about global warming?

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 02 23 at 09:44 PM • permalink

  22. #5.  It has been a long time since Hugh Mackay has made me smile, let alone laugh.  All Hugh’s articles should have a link at the bottom to BeyondBlue and a disclaimer saying, “If my article makes you want to kill yourself, click on the link below.  Counsellors are waiting to take your call”.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 02 23 at 11:08 PM • permalink

  23. For the first time in ages, I bought a dead-tree copy of the Daily Telegraph today (this pic on the front page had nothing to do with it) and found that page 23 is devoted to Tim (creatively titled blair on saturday).

    Not only do you get the column linked above but also a smaller one about David Hicks as a bonus. Thank you Daily Telegraph!

    (Tim, can I have my $10 now?)

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2007 02 23 at 11:43 PM • permalink

  24. #1- yeah, he’d probably set it for the Ukraine, 1942, so he could sign up for an Einsatzgruppen, of volunteer for the Totenkopf at Treblinka.

    I reckon he should be made to travel by Turdis.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 02 24 at 01:16 AM • permalink

  25. PIMF- or not of.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 02 24 at 01:19 AM • permalink

  26. El Cid...I hope this link works. Its the only one with a pic that I could find.

    Shes the one on the right, and she looks relatively hot in this picture. At least compared to her Porkys work as Miss Balbricker.

    I do so miss the eighties.

    http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1135812/posts

    Posted by Thomas on 2007 02 24 at 02:15 AM • permalink

  27. Ooops, completely wrong post I commented here on.

    Will hang head in shame for required amount of time, and maybe try to put it in the right place.

    Maybe I can muck it up twice.

    Posted by Thomas on 2007 02 24 at 02:19 AM • permalink

  28. #22 - that made me laugh!

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 24 at 04:34 AM • permalink

  29. #23 watched a funny movie once where the most memorable line was “it’s good to be the king”.

    Obviously, it’s also good to be the son of the king.

    Posted by entropy on 2007 02 24 at 06:03 AM • permalink

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