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Hey, Kevin! Kevin! Quit gloating over the polls for a few seconds and help us translate this, will you?

(Via Hanyu, who notes a Chinese fascination with Kevin Rudd’s probing politics.)

Posted by Tim B. on 10/29/2007 at 11:02 AM
  1. I’m pretty sure it says “Beef with broccoli”.

    Posted by Merlin on 2007 10 29 at 12:56 PM • permalink

  2. I think I can just make out one article:

    “In an effort to avoid standing out as a superior intellect, modest Kevin Rudd devours a small portion of his brain from time to time.”

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 29 at 01:08 PM • permalink

  3. Paco launches one from waaay downtown! Nuthin’ but net!

    /daily basketball analogy

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 10 29 at 01:21 PM • permalink

  4. ” He ate what一周观察 ”

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 10 29 at 01:32 PM • permalink

  5. Slightly OT:  Did anyone else notice that Hillary is trying to cover up the face of the pretty woman?

    That’s all I have.  After Paco’s comment, I respectfully retire from the field.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 10 29 at 01:57 PM • permalink

  6. The Right Wing Death Bogan has some great comparative photos. Kevin looks like he’s just swallowed a juicy one, whereas Howard employs his finger in a more substantive, meaningful way.

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 29 at 02:05 PM • permalink

  7. Ahh, the cover-up is what usually gets them, not the act itself.  Kevni reported he was “just scratching” his ear canal (and then his tongue, apparently).  The only question that remains is, does he like the taste?  This is something the Australian electorate wants to know.

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 10 29 at 03:06 PM • permalink

  8. Translation: you big noses sure are funny.

    Posted by Big Arnie on 2007 10 29 at 03:44 PM • permalink

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    Kevin’s Labor Party’ by 1.618
    For Sale $456 876 yuan.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 10 29 at 04:35 PM • permalink

  10. Confucius say, “He who vote for politician who dig for wax get leader with sticky fingers.”

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 10 29 at 05:08 PM • permalink

  11. Correct me if I’m wrong, but the dark-haired girl in that picture with Hillary looks like Monica Lewinsky.  So, this is a Chinese tabloid?  If so, I can only imagine the headline:  “Hillary and Monica in Secret Love Affair”.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 10 29 at 05:12 PM • permalink

  12. RebeccaH,
    We’ve traced the phone calls you’ve been getting. They’re coming from inside your house!
    Run for your life!


    [in Halloween mode]

    Posted by Merlin on 2007 10 29 at 05:15 PM • permalink

  13. That grinding noise you can hear is the wheels falling off the Kevin .07 Gravy train.

    - First the Garrett blunder and Rudd’s tacky response. Wonderfully covered by Andrew Bolt and by Paul Kelly in today’s OZ who is demanding that Rudd put meat on the bones of his policy announcements and is seething about the Garrett ‘fiasco’. It’s obvious that Rudd has now adopted Howard’s stance on Kyoto. There goes his Green credentials!

    - Today’s Financial Review, a Fairfax paper nonetheless, is scathing in it’s criticism of Rudd for being a man of headlines and slogans. The paper is demanding that he provide the detail of his plans - like just how will he reduce Australia’s CO2 levels by 2020 and how can he do it without wrecking the economy.

    - Also gaining traction is exposure of Rudd’s constant waffle about the five interest rate rises since the 2004 election. Which of course is pure humbug.

    The total of those rises is 1.25 percent - maybe 1.50 percent if the RBA lift rates next week.

    Just to put that in perspective, under Keating’s watch, housing interest rates rose 2.75 percent between August and December 1994.

    - The polls. Last Friday ACNeilsen had Labor ahead by 16 points - today’s Newspoll has cut Labor’s lead to just 8 points. Only yesterday, Galaxy reckoned Howard would lose 4 of his Sydney ‘battler’ seats. Like I continue to say, the polls aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on!

    - Andrew Bolt’s expose of the real Julia Gillard and her real agenda yesterday. Scarifying stuff and yet to be challenged.

    - Wayne Swan fronting Costello at the press club today makes for nervous Nelly time. If Swan fails today, Rudd’s gone. Rudd’s whole ball of wax is in Swan’s hands today. And no spinmeisters around to help out.

    A cosy ten second soundbite on the ABC ain’t gonna fix this. Kevin .07 has real problems.

    Posted by Bonmot on 2007 10 29 at 06:25 PM • permalink

  14. Chris Ulhman’s days are numbered at the ABC. He handed Rudd’s arse back to him on a plate regarding his post Kyoto policy.

    I think he tried about half a dozen times to get him to state his policy on what would happen if developing countries did not sign on to reduction targets and he ducked and weaved every time.

    Posted by amortiser on 2007 10 29 at 06:34 PM • permalink

  15. #12, Eek!  Should I try to phone the police, or take a shower first?

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 10 29 at 06:49 PM • permalink

  16. 13. Bonmot

    “Rudd’s whole ball of wax is in Swan’s hands today..” 

    Eeeeewww I dont want to go there, poor Swanny.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 10 29 at 06:50 PM • permalink

  17. I was surprised to read yesterday - though probably shouldn’t be by now - that Rudd revealed his package on a trip to the barrier reef. The man has no shame.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 10 29 at 07:19 PM • permalink

  18. Coalition gains ground in latest poll

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 29 at 08:10 PM • permalink

  19. ‘Australian Federal opposition leader inspecting personal green house emissions.’

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 29 at 08:19 PM • permalink

  20. Sounds like the unveiling of Rudd’s package has not had the effect he was hoping for.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 10 29 at 08:22 PM • permalink

  21. #13
    Maybe Joe Public is starting to see that Kevni is all spin, no substance - per Howard’s long election campaign strategy - allowing time for Labor to trip-up?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 29 at 08:38 PM • permalink

  22. #17
    Garrett to Rudd: What’s up Kev, wax got your tongue?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 29 at 08:40 PM • permalink

  23. #22

    Garrett to Rudd: Can you explain Kyoto in English,not Mandarin, so I can get it right?

    Posted by watty on 2007 10 29 at 09:08 PM • permalink

  24. #17: I looked at the photo in that article. That wasn’t Rudd’s package; it was just Garrett’s head.

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 29 at 09:11 PM • permalink

  25. #24
    So it wasn’t Rudder’s worm?
    Isn’t that what’s attracting the fish?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 29 at 09:46 PM • permalink

  26. Chinese and Western ideas of what’s edible differ considerably, possibly including earwax.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2007 10 29 at 10:23 PM • permalink

  27. #17: In that photo, Garrett looks for all the world as if he wants to break through the glass and gobble up a fish whole. Whereas, Rudd seems like he wants to hurl (probably sea sick).

    Whatever one thinks of Garrett’s politics, his is a striking appearance. He looks like a barbarian who survived a dousing in boiling oil during the siege of a town.

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 29 at 10:30 PM • permalink

  28. An ideal gift idea for those who miss Kevin during those long nights when he is away performing sensitive diplomatic negotiations with Col Allan.

    Place one of these next to your pillow, and you can kiss Kevin good night every night wherever he is in the world!

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 10 29 at 10:33 PM • permalink

  29. #28: Add this, and you’ve got Kevin heaven!

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 29 at 10:36 PM • permalink

  30. Is that Hillary in the pic or Jay Leno in drag?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 29 at 10:52 PM • permalink

  31. #17
    Seaman Steyns?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 29 at 10:55 PM • permalink

  32. Kevni07’s earwax eating exploits made Jay Leno’s monologue tonight.  Maybe Ozzie news media won’t cover it, but NBC Tonight Show will.

    Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2007 10 30 at 12:03 AM • permalink

  33. RebeccaH—Hey, this is the 21st century.  You can call the police from the shower…with cell phone video…

    I’ll be right back…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 10 30 at 12:11 AM • permalink

  34. During the debate, Costello makes policy announcement:

    Costello pledges further $170m for training hehe ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 30 at 12:46 AM • permalink

  35. Rubbery figures from Kev.

    This story has Kev giving the cost of going 20% renewable power at $40.00 per household, a rather low sounding figure.
    The company they have used to do their calculations McLennan Magasanik Associates has a grand total of 1 environmental and renewables publications to their name. (on their website anyway)
    Here.
    They have 20 years experience but on the basis of 1 report on renewables Kev launches his campaign?
    The company doing this report might be pretty good but how many caveats have they put in? Does Rudds 440.00 subtract a “carbon credit” fine? Who knows?

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 10 30 at 04:57 AM • permalink

  36. Addition, At least 2 of the directors in the MMA staff link on their homepage are eyeballs deep in the whole carbon game. At a wild guess Id say they are nicely positioned to make a few bob off Rudd &Co;.

    /Ill put my tinfoil back on now so they cant get me….

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 10 30 at 05:01 AM • permalink

  37. The Kruddster is not gloating over the polls, Tim.

    What he is doing is a lot more…. rythmic than that.

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2007 10 30 at 05:39 AM • permalink

  38. The first part says:

    MOST STOMACH-TURNING
    “China tong1[1]” eating ear wax hot-explodes on the Net
    October 25th Week 4 Attention indicator: *****
    (left picture) Rudd digs in ear.
    (right picture) He then puts the ear wax in his mouth.

    The video of Australian Prime Minister candidate[2] Rudd eating his own ear wax has been put on the world’s largest video Website YouTube, and up to the afternoon of the 25th, already over 20,000 people have come to see it.

    [My Chinese is immensely rusty, it’s taking me a long time. I will translate the rest of the main article if I have time later, or someone else can do it!]

    [1]China tong1 means could mean ‘Chinese speaker’ or ‘someone in communication with China’ or something else similar.
    [2] literally ‘waiting-to-be-chosen-person’

    Posted by Ariun on 2007 10 30 at 06:00 AM • permalink

  39. Whoops! Apologies. Wan4 means “10,000” so 20wan4 is not 20,000. Should have been:

    ...already over 200,000 people have come to see it.

    Posted by Ariun on 2007 10 30 at 06:05 AM • permalink

  40. #38 thanks for that ariun

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 10 30 at 08:08 AM • permalink

  41. “Please be rolling up all your communal ear wax, soon we shall have him eating out of our hands.”

    Posted by deadparrot on 2007 10 30 at 08:53 AM • permalink

  42. #22 egg_

    ‘All spin, no traction’ even.

    Posted by Toiling Mass on 2007 10 30 at 09:00 AM • permalink

  43. Sorry egg_

    Should have referred to comment #21. Otherwise I will look either stupid or profound ... you be the judge.

    Posted by Toiling Mass on 2007 10 30 at 09:02 AM • permalink

  44. Earwax: the breakfast of champions.

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 30 at 09:09 AM • permalink

  45. #44 whereas doigt gommeux avec cérumen d’oreille is lunch for losers

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 10 30 at 09:29 AM • permalink

  46. #42 TM
    All spin, no traction

    We live in hope.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 30 at 09:34 AM • permalink

  47. #17
    Rudd revealed his package on a trip to the barrier reef

    ... with his palm pilot?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 30 at 10:08 AM • permalink

  48. #47: HAW!!!

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 30 at 10:11 AM • permalink

  49. And now, onward! The rest of the article says:

    COMMENT: Rudd is a person who speaks Chinese; previously at the APEC summit he showed off his Chinese language when meeting with Hu Yaobang, snatching away Howard’s limelight. Rudd’s support at present generally leads Howard’s. At the election debate held on October 21, Howard’s performance clearly did not match Rudd’s. This action of Rudd’s, whether caused by habit or from an incident of boredom, is already irrelevant. However, why Rudd’s unflattering video, [which happened] many years ago at a meeting, should only be publicized a month before elections, makes one ponder the hidden motives.

    But Rudd’s faux pas will probably not influence voters’ attitudes; after all, English Premier Brown and American President Bush have also been photographed digging their noses in public. The biggest lesson is that, as a public figure, one cannot at any time let down a vigilant sense of being videoed, [but] must at all times maintain a positive image in that environment.

    Posted by Ariun on 2007 10 31 at 09:49 AM • permalink

  50. Sorry, left out a word—“COMMENT” should be “EDITORIAL COMMENT” or “EDITOR’S COMMENT”.

    Posted by Ariun on 2007 10 31 at 09:52 AM • permalink

  51. Gah!! How did I make this mistake? Hu Jintao, not Hu Yaobang.

    *runs sobbing to hide under a rock*

    Posted by Ariun on 2007 11 01 at 12:03 AM • permalink

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