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LABOR'S BIG JOKE

The Age’s Michelle Grattan advises:

Peter Garrett maybe should spend the rest of the campaign in a forest somewhere. Labor HQ will arrange accommodation and pay all expenses.

They were forced to do this back in 2004, too.

UPDATE. A Labor supporter calls for silencing:

Labor need a new policy with their candidates, it should be called “Sit down and S T F U.”

UPDATE II. “Trouble with Peter is,” writes Rob Bresca, “that he thinks he is way smarter than he actually is.” Absolutely; as made particularly evident by Garrett’s 2002 debate with Bjorn Lomborg.

Posted by Tim B. on 11/02/2007 at 05:33 PM
  1. So, Garrett was just joking? The problem with that line is that it’s so credible that Labor will say anything to get elected then do as they like when in government.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 11 02 at 05:59 PM • permalink

  2. You know...if one shaved John Kerry’s head, there would be a remarkable resemblance to the OZ, Lurch

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 06:02 PM • permalink

  3. He could spend all sumer in his accomodation.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 11 02 at 06:07 PM • permalink

  4. Does he mean one of the forests currently on fire?

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 11 02 at 06:12 PM • permalink

  5. By the way Margos, when you wrote “sumer” was that a subtle reference to wronwright’s mead?

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 11 02 at 06:13 PM • permalink

  6. Peter Garret’s to be shut away because he told the truth?

    Can’t have that, can we?

    Posted by ann j on 2007 11 02 at 06:18 PM • permalink

  7. #6. ann j.

    Bingo.  Give that girl a Cupie doll.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 11 02 at 06:24 PM • permalink

  8. Aah, nothing better than sitting back in your accomodation and relaxing during those long hot days of sumer.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 11 02 at 06:31 PM • permalink

  9. Who would have thought putting an ex-Rockstar on your front bench would lead to so much trouble?

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 11 02 at 06:43 PM • permalink

  10. 8 - Or, as Nat King Cole would have it, those lazy, hazy, crazy days of sumer.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 11 02 at 06:44 PM • permalink

  11. Maybe Garrett should stay out of the public eye for awhile, spend some time with the family (fifth from the right).

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 02 at 06:58 PM • permalink

  12. #7

    How’s one of the worlds most fantastic redheads, doin’ today?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 07:11 PM • permalink

  13. Trouble with Peter is that he thinks he is way smarter than he actually is. Politics is a nasty game, you have to be on your guard all the time and remember that famous quote - “loose lips....”

    At this rate the best position he can expect to get will be Minister for counting Koala droppings.

    Posted by rbresca on 2007 11 02 at 07:30 PM • permalink

  14. Is it just me, or is Tim Costello a blackmailer?

    I don’t much like Tim. Costello.

    ****

    As for Garrett’s slip of the tongue, just remember:


    “Whatever it takes."*

    (*I can’t find a link to the book or a review because I can’t for the life of me remember who wrote it. HELLLLLP!)

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 02 at 07:38 PM • permalink

  15. # former cabinet minister, tax dodger and corporate crook Graham Richardson

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 02 at 07:41 PM • permalink

  16. #6 & 7
    For ann j, four Kewpie dolls, and their adorable owners! (having fun at some show...)

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 02 at 07:41 PM • permalink

  17. #15 should have started #14 Kae

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 02 at 07:42 PM • permalink

  18. eenie, I can’t find a review, I have other stuff to do. However, this looked interesting....

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 02 at 07:50 PM • permalink

  19. Obviously when the ‘comrades’ grabbed Garrett for appearance purposes, they did not ‘re-educate’ him enough. That mouthing off on a stage and mouthing off in a VIP lounge of an airport will have diverse consequences. Either its arrogance or stupidity, probably both.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 11 02 at 08:07 PM • permalink

  20. #8
    Pete’ll be cursing The Boys of Summer?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 02 at 08:13 PM • permalink

  21. LABOR’S BIG JOKE

    Funny how their laughter and smiles seem forced....

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 02 at 08:15 PM • permalink

  22. Nah, his buddy ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 02 at 08:18 PM • permalink

  23. #22 refers #2

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 02 at 08:19 PM • permalink

  24. Perhaps, Labour has a hidden agenda. Nay, couldn’t be.

    Posted by Go Canucks on 2007 11 02 at 08:20 PM • permalink

  25. #21
    LABOR’S BIG JOKE - Kevin07?

    ... the U2ME2 droid?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 02 at 08:21 PM • permalink

  26. On the subject of rock stars who talk, Ruth Ritchie has had a go at John Butler of the John Butler Trio in the Sydney Morning Herald today.

    Since - as we have established - John is one of the major financial contributors to this site, I feel it is my duty to advise Ruth to steady on.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 11 02 at 08:21 PM • permalink

  27. Tim Costello not only has no family loyalty, he has no commonsense. He claims to bag the Govt. because of Howard’s policies. Yet it will be Costello in the Lodge sometime next term. His own brother, who may be much more open to an increase in aid than Howard was. Yet Timmah decides to play a shortsighted, grubby political game, perfectly willing to jeopardise his brother’s career ambitions. My o0wn experiences have led me to believe that there’s very little “Christian” in the “Christain Left”.

    Posted by AlburyShifton on 2007 11 02 at 08:25 PM • permalink

  28. 20 egg_

    Nahhhh.

    All Garrett wants to do is dance.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 08:27 PM • permalink

  29. Good to see that Michelle’s colleague Traceee has discovered the dash this week.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 11 02 at 08:29 PM • permalink

  30. Garrett g(ir)affe

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 02 at 08:33 PM • permalink

  31. #26 Ya mean Ruth Ritchie here?

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 02 at 08:33 PM • permalink

  32. Peter Garrett Dance-off

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 02 at 08:46 PM • permalink

  33. #28 EC hehe, dance like an epileptic ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 02 at 08:48 PM • permalink

  34. Chill Island postponed - due to chill

    More Gore Effect?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 02 at 08:52 PM • permalink

  35. This is a real kick in the pants for all middle aged rock stars who hoped to gain pre-selection for a safe Labor seat. Thanks a fucking lot, Garrett. Now they’re going to have to spend the rest of their lives warbling to oldies at Leagues Clubs and hoping for more Countdown Revival concerts. Could have been a sweet gig if you’d just kept your mung bean hole shut.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 11 02 at 08:57 PM • permalink

  36. #32 eenie :)
    Now can we dance like our breeches are burning?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 02 at 08:58 PM • permalink

  37. 33 egg_

    yeah she did...Christ, I can better that by miles...:). I mean come on, with that sound...yeah baby

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 08:59 PM • permalink

  38. #37 EC nah, Garrett’s style - refer #32 :)

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 02 at 09:02 PM • permalink

  39. #36
    Speaking of which, Grattan’s saying that Garrett’s gone a breach too far for the Rudder, he’s come to the fork in the Rudd?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 02 at 09:06 PM • permalink

  40. 38 egg_

    Real good...Garrett. No truth, no dance...look like an alien...LOSER!

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 09:13 PM • permalink

  41. Quick - someone call David Marr.  Dissent is being crushed!  Truth telling is being squashed!  Freedom of speech is being expunged!

    Oops, wrong crowd doing the crushing.  No indignant speech and article in the SMH required.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 11 02 at 10:06 PM • permalink

  42. The story from Pravda is that Pete was only joking.

    Such a jocular chap.

    He must be moving in on Steady Eddy’s territory (Oz comedian with cerebral palsy) but can’t dance quite as well.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 02 at 10:18 PM • permalink

  43. Hey Blair, I’m tired of dropping hints about your typo...what do you think this is, the smh website?

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 11 02 at 10:27 PM • permalink

  44. #32 eeniemeenie: What is the significance of the “Peter Garrett Dance-Off”? Does he actually move that way? Watching those folks put me in mind of some of the scenes from the movie, Horseman on the Roof - the ones featuring people in the final throes of cholera.

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 02 at 10:45 PM • permalink

  45. #44
    Paco
    He does dance like that. There was a link in a previous thread (I think egg posted it) and it is Garrett dancing to Burning Beds. Looking for it now.

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 02 at 11:12 PM • permalink

  46. Labor is so confident of winning that Gillard have given up that whole women’s mag glamour girl thing and back to looking like a young man.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 11 02 at 11:14 PM • permalink


  47. #47: Oh. Oh, yes. I can see why it’s ridiculed. I’ve heard of the “walking dead”; never seen the “spastic dead”, before. His movements remind me of the guy in Men in Black whose corpse was taken over by the giant alien cockroach.

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 02 at 11:45 PM • permalink

  48. #46
    With a haircut like that, Julia looks like she is getting read to get her Roxoff with Roxon.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 11 02 at 11:46 PM • permalink

  49. #48
    OK what is it?
    Short circuit or posession of the zombie by a giant alien cockroach?

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 02 at 11:49 PM • permalink

  50. #48: By the by, I suppose with co-ordination like that, ballroom dancing is strictly out? One can imagine the disasters that would follow in his wake: shattered punch bowls, overturned tables, broken toes, incensed fox-trotters . . .

    Although if a Labor government needed a whirling dervish, he would seem to be the natural choice.

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 02 at 11:54 PM • permalink

  51. Garrett - was a dickhead 25 years ago. The only things that’ve changed are that he’s lost weight and the lisp is improved.
    Only watch the intro, the rest is, er, don’t bother. (Not much spaz dancing to laugh at, either.)

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 02 at 11:55 PM • permalink

  52. Nah, not smooth enough to be a whirling dervish.

    More like an epileptic on ice.

    I didn’t say that.

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 02 at 11:56 PM • permalink

  53. #44 If anything he’s worse Paco. In this mercifully brief clip a kindly security guard seems unsure whether Pete’s dancing or forgotten to take his medication. (Bonus- about halfway through he goes into an ‘I’m a little teapot’ routine)

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 02 at 11:59 PM • permalink

  54. #52: Hilarious! In the intro, his hands must have been handcuffed to the chair; all of his gesticulations were with his head and shoulders. Probably for his own safety . . .

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 03 at 12:00 AM • permalink

  55. #54: Even better! This guy’s bound to be a bigger liability than Rudd’s earwax.

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 03 at 12:06 AM • permalink

  56. OT:  TICKETEK SUCK DONKEY’S BALLS

    There I was, 9 am, yesterday morning, trying to buy Bjork tickets while the page simultaneously told me that there were tickets available but not available, then that tickets were low in stock but not available, before after about 40 minutes of refusing my requests, telling me they were exhausted.

    What’s the deal?

    Also, some of you may like to type, “bjork sydney tickets” into the eBay search engines, so you can tell the scalpers they’re cunts.

    Posted by monaro on 2007 11 03 at 12:23 AM • permalink

  57. Libs release youtube ad about garrett’s ‘we’ll change it all’comments

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 03 at 12:38 AM • permalink

  58. The only bigger - and sadder - joke will be Puppett PM Kevin Rudd in 12 months, should he win it this Nov 24th. I think he actually believes his ME2 policies will carry through.

    Hey, maybe this could be the new theory of political relativity: C=ME2. (Get it - see me too? Huh, huh? Don’t all laugh at once, now).

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 11 03 at 12:56 AM • permalink

  59. #58
    Hehe Rudd2Me2

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 03 at 01:03 AM • permalink

  60. So what’s this one?

    Airportgate(gate)?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 03 at 01:27 AM • permalink

  61. “Trouble with Peter is,” writes Rob Bresca, “that he thinks he is way smarter than he actually is.”

    Substitute “Peter” with “any actor or rock star.”

    I reckon the three smartest occupations might be physicist, neurosurgeon, aerospace engineer.

    The three dumbest are actor, rock star, model.

    So how come we never hear about the politics of the former, but the imbecile performance monkeys feel the need to opine?

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 11 03 at 02:14 AM • permalink

  62. R2ME2 and the Deaf Star

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 03 at 02:21 AM • permalink

  63. poll on ninemsn now:

    Do you believe Labor will change its policies if it wins the election?

    yes 9310
    no 6022

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 03 at 02:25 AM • permalink

  64. #47

    Midnight Oil’s lyrics always were hard to decipher. If the boys smiled a bit more, that would be an excellent promotional video for Australia.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 11 03 at 03:06 AM • permalink

  65. Short circuit or posession of the zombie by a giant alien cockroach?

    “you’re so worthless Alec Baldwin...”

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 11 03 at 03:08 AM • permalink

  66. I’m glad you linked to the post on your old Blogspot site, as it let me scroll down to this post which I was told not to forget, yet forgot.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 11 03 at 03:24 AM • permalink

  67. Labor’s new “Protected Species” .The Garrett Galah.Known to frequent Australian forests with potential mills and mines alongside another loudmouthed species the Brown Boobie.

    Posted by watty on 2007 11 03 at 03:27 AM • permalink

  68. #68

    Whatever happened to the Nettle Tit?

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 03 at 03:29 AM • permalink

  69. what Krudds humming to himself this weekend

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 03 at 03:30 AM • permalink

  70. #70
    I think I got the joke.

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 03 at 03:59 AM • permalink

  71. Peter Andren has died.

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 03 at 04:05 AM • permalink

  72. The Age’s Michelle Grattan—

    Peter Garrett maybe should spend the rest of the campaign in a forest somewhere. Labor HQ will arrange accommodation and pay all expenses.

    This cannot be an accurate quote, can it?  Grattan is supposed to be a journalist and, therefore, unbiased.  She should be encouraging the airing of all truths, not the silencing of a political person in order to assist in the election of a political candidate.

    I call for Michelle Grattan’s immediate resignation.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 11 03 at 05:27 AM • permalink

  73. Pete’s finally solved the problem with Julia!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 11 03 at 05:31 AM • permalink

  74. #74
    lolz

    Maybe that’s why KRudd is keeping him?

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 03 at 06:27 AM • permalink

  75. 74 - that’s a winner!

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 11 03 at 06:39 AM • permalink

  76. UPDATE

    Garrett: “In short, all problems are solvable, just have faith. Just stop the world spending money on defence, for example, and you won’t have to worry about deciding whether to spend money on global warming or on providing clean water and sanitation to the Third World.”

    Ahh, I remember that.

    If the ALP should fall across the line (and I doubt it), the first thing cut from government spending should be him.

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 03 at 06:40 AM • permalink

  77. #76, Hello Sweetie!!! ~~~~~~~~ waving.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 11 03 at 07:18 AM • permalink

  78. Gauchebusters
    I have to report an infestation of lefty ratbags at Janet Albrechtsen’s site at the Australian. She writes excellent articles and gets so much crap thrown at her by a rabid commenter claque (how many are from the ABC? She is bete noir #1 to them) - please drop in there and help to support one of the (all too few in the MSM) rational conservatives.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 11 03 at 07:30 AM • permalink

  79. #14 & 15, kae and eenie; the very same Graham Richardson who is mentioned in 70 pages of Neil Chenoweth’s Packer’s Lunch “a rollicking tale of Swiss bank accounts and money-making adventurers in the roaring ‘90s.”

    Can’t find a review of Whatever it Takes, but here is a quote from the book:

    On being a politician and the Westminster System of Government:

    “You have to lie to keep your job. If you have to lie, it is probably a good system.” From Graham Richardson book, Whatever it Takes, published by Bantam Books, Sydney, 1994.

    Other scandals are listed at Wiki.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 11 03 at 07:34 AM • permalink

  80. Just forced myself to sit through last night’s lateline- they did the Garrett thing in the typical ABC manner- skate over it and turn it into an attack on the liberals. check out the way they end the story.

    HAYDEN COOPER:  Peter Garrett has been John Howard’s Only source of joy all week. After all, the Government has its own accident prone frontbencher to worry about. And today Tony Abbott was at it again.

    TONY ABBOTT: Well, look. If publicity is a drug, I’ve had an overdose this week.

    HAYDEN COOPER: The target this time, World Vision boss Tim Costello. The Treasurer’s brother has backed Labor’s plan to boost foreign aid.

    KEVIN RUDD: Cheers.

    HAYDEN COOPER: Cue the rampaging Health Minister.

    TONY ABBOTT: The policy is a mirage and I am surprised that someone as smart as Tim Costello has been taken in by it.

    (Oh no that vicious rampaging Abbott daring to attack the pure hearted Tim Costello in such a horrible nasty way- the shame, he MUST resign NOW)

    transcript

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 03 at 07:41 AM • permalink

  81. #79 Blogstrop

    I see Maryloon Sheephead is there in all her bluster. She has been banned from just about every mid to right site on the web. Wonder how long before they get tired of her.

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 03 at 07:45 AM • permalink

  82. #63

    R2ME2 and the Deaf Star

    Help us, John. You’re our only hope.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 11 03 at 08:09 AM • permalink

  83. #63 eenie :)
    Fantastique!

    Daft (in)Vader, even ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 03 at 08:45 AM • permalink

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